Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise.>Worse than Glimmer.>Forced, not even in the g5 movie.>One-note, always sad and crying now.>Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children.>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.
M*STY HATE
>>43038682>her smell remains the same
GOOD MORNING, /MLP/WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREADWE HATE M*STYWE HATE M*STYWE HATE M*STYAND WE HATE M*STY
>>43038359Misty won.
>>43038359Welcome back.>>43040532...the losing contest.
>>43040532...nothing.
>>43040532Everything.
>>43040552
I still hate M*sty.
Twilight tranny cope thread
I hate M*sty.I denounce Twilight Sparkle.
>>43041402>here's your celtic aryan mare, fellow /mlp/chuds
>>43038359Forget Misty, G6 is a lie. Stop hurting yourself.
AND I HATE M*STYI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTSI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHESI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM
Misty.Will.Cum.
M*sty.Will.Never.Fuck.Or.Cum.
>>43041679To cancel the generation before the release, that's quite an achievement actually.
Misty will live a normal life.
M*sty will live a pleasureless life.
M*sty will be skinned alive and drown in salt.
Misty, is one of the most beautiful mares in all of the franchise, she has a very unique design, a moving redemtion arc, and she is even naturally talented with magic (as shown in the unreleased episode "hide and seek"). All of you "Misty haters" are just a bunch of bitter faggots, that can't bare a cute snowpityful mare with kinky mane, be a better protagonist than the bunch of boring archetypes they used for original mane 5.
M*sty, is one of the most hated mares in all of the franchise, she has a very black coded design, poochie arc, and she even has marry sue powers. All of you "Mistyfags" are just a bunch of tasteless faggots, that can't see how shitty that nigger mare looks with 0 snowpity and how she prevented any development of the original mane 5.
Blah blah blah, get smacked, bitch.
M*sty, is one of the most ugly mares in all of the franchise, she has a very boring design, a suicidogenic damnation arc, and she is even noncanonically talented with magic (as shown in some fuggin unreleased episode "unaired shit that nobody cares about lmao"). All of you "M*sty haters" are just a bunch of patrician chads, that can't bare a rancid toiletpityful mare with kinky mane, be a worse protagonist than the bunch of exciting archetypes they used for original mane 5.
>>43043381Alr I unironicaly keked to this.
>>43042839M*sty will get more and more schizo until she gets contained into an asylum
>>43044209The Shadow Misty episode is proof of this.
>>43044977Based Opaline.
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I personally love Misty, just for the record. I think she’s cute, and adorable, and lovable, and relatable, and kino, and snowpityful, and one of the most cutest, bestest, and all around most wondrousful ponies of pure beautiful beauticality to ever grace the corporal world with her lovely existence, even if only through our TV screens, her majesty is still known to us in a very strong, and very truthful way. She proves to us every day that a loving God MUST exist. Her haters will be forgotten like the dust in the wind, or like mosquito squashed underneath an elephant’s ass. No value. No worth. Only bitter hatred at those (like Misty) who DO have true meaning and true purpose.
mysty shitstain is just the worse version of Shady from g1. No wonder shitsty got abandoned when she was a kid.
>>43047791
>>43047827Shady? Now that's an Aryan mare.
>>43048196May the real slim Shady please stand up?
>>43048231
>>43048409Wait isn't that Baby Shady? There was a Baby Shady. We gonna have a problem here.
>>43048423Another proof of Shady superiority over mb. Inferior mb - can neither fuck or cum. Wonderful Shady - have a Baby Shady.
>>43048463This.
>>43048463Not only that, she also has cool sunglasses.
>>43038359All of Misty's faults, flaws, and personality is because of Opaline. She raised Misty.
>>43050038Reminder that Opaline did not birth M*sty.Bad genes = bad servant.
>>43050049Nopony, not even the most desperate stallion would try to put his cock inside that rancid putrid flesh cave Opalin calls a vagina, so she couldn't even have an heir of her own, that's why she kidnapped Misty. Happily she is now veing raped for all eternity by a magical tree.
>>43050210
>>43050210M*styschizo, this is your mindset.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069All of your opinions and headcanons are invalidated.
M*sty STINKS
>>43050403M*sty stinks far worse than Sparky's braps.
>M-m....MUFFINS? UUUWAAAHHH!!!
ASSASSINATE M*STY
DROWN M*STY
EXECUTE M*STY
KILL M*STY
Paralyse her from head down and leave her alone with her sick mind
>>43053395Deploy the Discombobulator on her for good measure.
OBLITERATE M*STY
INCINERATE M*STY
>>43038359I don't get you people. First you hate G5. Then you just hate Misty. Misty is a little sweetheart in the show. All of them are. Just give in and love Misty and the rest of them. G5 is decent if you give it a chance.
>>43054086>>42979898
DICE UP M*STY WITH A KATANA
>>43054086Anon... don't bump their retarded thread, let it get slided like the spam thread it is.
>says to not bump the thread>he bumps the thread
>M*sty hater hate thread/M*sty immortality thread died before this one
SLAM DUNK FILLY M*STY INTO A TRASH CAN
JUDO THROW M*STY INTO A WOODCHIPPER
DROP SIX FOOT BOULDERS ON M*STY
Keeping Misty in a cage 2 sizes too small.
>>43056054Make that a tiny cube.
>>43057355What a cute little baby.
>>43057355What a disgusting freak of nature.
>>43058024It took advantage of Opaline's kindness.
Dehorn her!
>>43060497No regrets.
>>43038359Misty did nothing wrong. You're all meanies.
>>43061754Yeah, Misty is a really perfect pony. I love her.
>>43061921She is a tranny magnet for some reason.
>M*sty love thread died before this one
>>43063469Putting that Chadfu to good use.
>>43063800Indeed.
Did anyone here notice I made another Misty love thread? >>43061931It already died, but apparently nobody even noticed enough to use the Opaline laughing response to its death. Sorry I couldn’t keep it alive, MistyBros. I know some of you fellow Misty lovers browse this thread looking for fellow lovers to defend her. I really didn’t mean to fail you all yet again. I’ll just post about her in the G5 Mares thread, I guess. I’m sorry.
>>43063980Don't be sorry Mistybro, don't bump this spam thread either, union makes strenght, g5 mare thread is also Misty's thread!
>>43063980They call her Misty because her farts are so wet it's like being sprayed with a mist.
>>43063980Yes, I saw it, but I hid it because I don't love Misty. Nor do I care to shitpost.
>>43063980>Dead with three repliesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTAL MISTY DEATH
>>43064091