I’d swap bodies with Luna so i could feel that Moonbutt
>>43043942Discord.
>>43043942>boulderSolid choice?
>>43043942Good try, fae body snatchers, but I'm not giving you any permissions. Mine's mine, yours is yours, to each his own, amen.The real question is how do I do magic once I'm in Equestria. Humans, apparently, were still capable of it as late as in Fulcanelli's times, so whatever is stopping me is superficial and can, in theory, be undone.
>>43043942Angel Bunny
>>43043942Flurry Heart
>>43043942Twily
I'd swap bodies with Shining Armor, to feel that thight Twilight pussy.
>>43043942I'd swap with Celestia so i could feel that Moonbutt
>>43043942Fleetfoot.So I could make various inappropriate comments to ponies with them. They themselves not entirely sure if i'm serious or not because of the lisp.
>>43043942Lyra, because she's the only one who wouldn't hate ending up in my body in turn.
>>43043942AJ's mum
>>43044111Him ending up in my body is one of the reasons I would pick Discord.
>>43043942Cadence.
>>43043942Big Macintosh so I can rape Applejack, eeyup.
>>43043942all of them for laughs haha
bumping to make sunfag mad
>>43043942Nobody.
>>43043942I would swap with Rarity. Not out of any particular desire to be her, I just think it would be funny watching her try to adapt to living in the body of a fat, bald middle-aged weirdo with absolutely zero fashion sense or aesthetic appeal.
>>43043942Sombra: I'm going to be Cadence's archevillian. Instead of enslaving ponies though, I'm going to build up an army of henchmares. We'll have a bunch of secret bases in hollowed out volcanos on deserted Islands, underground and built into mountain sides. Just all over the place. And every week we're going to use magic, super science and military operations to make Cadence's life a living hell! Just Cadence, I don't have any problem with Shining or Flurry, doesn't mean I won't occasionally use Shining or Flurry to get at Cadence, but for the most part we'll leave them alone.Also I can probably have sex with some of my Henchmares that are more zealous about our ideological militaristic organization. I'll feed them with constant speeches about bringing in a new world order, taking back true power, ect...
>>43043942None, stupid homofag.
>>43046831I kind of dig it, but where would you find so many impressionable mares? As far as I remember, Starlight only had about a dozen after who knows how many years of proselytizing. Equestria doesn't seem to be very generous in this regard.And why target Cadance in particular?
>>43043942Big Macintosh
>>43047195I'd target disenfranchised ponies who feel like they have no real direction or purpose in life. Might have to fall back on the old Sombra mind slavery to get things started, but once I have a base going it should be enough to convince new recruits that becoming a mercinary under my leadership could help boost their lives into something meaningful. I have a very specific direction I'd like to take things in for our evil organization eventually.Why specifically fight Princess Cadence every week?I don't know something about her, that sweet loathing just pours out of me whenever I see her pathetic face. I just, I just want to kick her ass! I want to build a machine to kick her ass! I want to build an empire to house the machine, to kick her ass!
>>43043942Everypony for laughs
>>43047733like a futurama scenario?
>>43047944sorta, thinking more of like a puppeteer thing
A Breezie, then I'd get sat on.
>>43043942Shining Armor so I can rape Twilight.
>>43043942Chrysalis, disguise myself as a stallion and fuck my waifu.
>>43048584Could I sit on you? Haha?
>>43049508Are you a cute mare?
>>43049564Yeah, I'll swap bodies with a really cute mare just for you.
>>43049894ok then
>>43043950Long term planning I see. Genius.
>>43050207I'd be messing with ponies, and reality in general, on a weekly basis. I'd claim they were "friendship lessons", or some shit.Like: You can't talk to another pony unless you're wearing a silly hat. I can say it's something about not taking yourself too seriously.
>>43043942Twilight Sparkle to throw mud at Rarity.
>>43043942Nightmare Moon to bring the eternal night to Equestria!
>>43043942Hmm... Derpy so I can get her into the wonderbolts.
>>43047215This. UNF incest is wincest.
>>43043942soarin to rape dashie unf
Nopony because I'm not evil.
>>43043942Trixie so I can do this
>>43043942Celestia so I can use a magic spell to give myself a huge celestiacock and rape luna's moon pussy
>>43054635Elections dont exist in a autocracy.
>>43055208Bro is horny for luna.
>>43055793...They do? For mayoral positions of course. Mayor Mare better watch out for the Great and Powerful Trixie will be the next mayor of Ponyville!
>>43043942Braeburn so I can rape Little Strongheart
Caramel so I can impregnate the most cutest mare to ever mare mare amre
>>43043942spike so i can rape smolder
>>43043942Spitfire so I can rub her marepussy
soarin so I can rape >>43058439
>>43043942Also Spitfire so I can rape >>43058999 back like the faggot colt he is.
>I'm gonna be X so I can rape Y!>I'm going to be Y so I can rape X!>I'm gonna be Z and rape {long list of ponies}>rape>rape?>rape!>rapeI'm beginning to suspect that this spell is some kind of plot to cause a population boom in Equestria.
>>43059048if it means I can start a family of two dozen foals with Spitfire, I'd gladly let her rape me
>>43059053See?!Cadence is behind this thread, I'm sure of it.
>>43059062>"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, ANON!"
>>43059066Well, it was just a conspiracy theory, until you piped up.
>>43059292>"Maybe I should rape YOU as punishment!"
>>43059304As long as you swap my mind with Discord's, first.
>>43043942Scoot so I could rid the world of her
>>43059304Is that you, Queen Chrysalis?!
>>43059318Why so mean? Scootaloo didn't do anything wrong to you.
>>43043942Hmmm... Big Macintosh I suppose so I can enjoy the apple farm life.
>>43049221>"Haha, I'll swap with Chrysalis!">Half way through the transfer of consciousness, Anon realizes his mistake as his mind petrifies into stone>Now Anon is trapped in Chrysalis's statue body indefinitely, and Chrysalis herself is free to roam Earth in a fat 40 year old body with no magicI don't which one is getting the worse end of the deal
>>43060500wouldn't being petrified mean when you get petrified it skips until you get unpetrified like a time skip?
>>43060959I guess, though there's no telling if anyone will ever unpetrify you. Plus there is the possibility of the statue getting destroyed and (presumably?) killing you.
>>43043942What's up with the spam threads about character transformation?There's a containment thread right there, and it's been there for yearsJust go there instead of making dozens of threads with this dynamic
>>43061245I'll make another thread just like this one just to make you mad. :)
>>43043942Sunburst so I can marry my waifu!
>>43043942some random stallion so I can live a boring life I suppose
>>43043942chancellor neighsay so I can say billions of creatures must die and activate a magic nuke killing millions of cr*atures
>>43043942Fancy Pants so I can start up my own private island for ponies!
>>43062462Jeffery Epstein, is that you?
>>43062869N-no.
>>43043942Swap with Shining Armor, So I could incest fuck Twilight daily.
>>43043942rumble so I can make fun of scootaloo for not being able to fly
>>43043942Celestia so I can legalise the second amendment for the ponies to wield guns against gr*ffons and other creatures
>>43064022Americans...
>>43043942King Sombra so I can get a harem. Easy as.
>>43043942button mash so cheerilee can molest me
>>43065008So any colt (or filly)
Discord, I could turn into anyone I want! (And have reality warping abilities)
>>43065409Sure but mostly Button Mash cause his mom is hot and so too is incest.
Discord, so I can make all my weird fantasies into reality and they won't even remember. Also how can you be attracted to your waifu's body if you become her? It loses all the appeal of it being the pony.
>>43043942Thunderlane so I can hit on some cute pegasus twin sisters.
>>43043942some random background pony I suppose so I can see how ponyville and equestria is like
>>43066415Which one? Bulk Biceps?
>>43066740A normal stallion.
>>43043942big macintosh cause I love applejack
>>43043942Shining Armor so I can fuck Cadence 24/7
>>43043942Whatever pony that has the strongest magic so I can do some evil rituals to summon demons.
>>43068350Trixie?
>>43068901Trixie isn't that powerful...
>>43069281She is!!!
>>43069666Geez, okay Satan.
>>43069281Her name has "Powerful" in it. Clearly he's powerful!
>>43069983How powerful?
>>43070410So powerful that she could NUKE the entire world and end it all.
>>43043942Chrysalis.
Whichever pony would actually be fine with me doing so, I guess.I wouldn't want to just barge into their life and ruin their day.
>>43043942Nightmare Moon to bring Eternal Darkness (Gamecube game) to Equestria!
>>43044195Fucking based
>>43071509
>>43044111trips of truth
>>43043942Some Royal Guard pony so I can poke Celestia in the butt for laughs
>>43043942Bon Bon to prank Lyra
>>43072882What sort of prank? The divorce type?
>>43043942Mayor Mare to make it harder for the mane 6 to live in ponyville.
>>43073693Why? Seems mean for no reason
>>43074098For a laugh, you know.
>>43043942celestia so I can slap the big sun bootaaaay
>>43043942Twilight so I can join the evil side :)
>>43075557But twilight is already evil by letting creatures in...
>>43075557>>43075986Twilight Sparkle is not evil and anything past s2 is not canon.
>>43076597>anything past s2 is not canon.Not according to Hasbro.
>>43076984why care what haskike thinks
>>43076984It's certainly not Faust's original story. It changed direction and tone, like it was G4.b, instead of G4.
>>43077512Yes but Hasbro owns the IP and licenseses
>>43077512>It's certainly not Faust's original story.What episodes did Faust right? I'm pretty sure if I recall she didn't make any of the S2 episodes.
>>43043942Pinkie Pie so I can try to understand the madness she has with her powers.
>>43078687Impossible, you will go insane trying to comprehend it all!
>>43079029it'll be worth it
>>43043942big macintosh cause he big
>>43049221This.
>>43079594He's a big pony.
>>43059048>>43059066what the fuck is this shit>>43059304oh fuck!
>>43080221for (You)
>>43059304NO NO CADENCE PLEASE ARRGGHHH-
>>43081093Is King Sombra okay?
>>43043942that one waitress that serves Twilight Sparkle her flower sandwich so I can spit on it
>>43043942Twilight Sparkle so I can beat >>43081768 up for being a cunt.
>>43043942nopony because bodyswapping is evil
>>43043942Rainbow Dash so I can self masturbate and say I came inside
>>43043942Troubleshoes to rape mares with my big body and cocka!!!
>>43059048>I'm beginning to suspect that this spell is some kind of plot to cause a population boom in Equestria.based if true
>>43081371No, he's dead.
>>43043942scootaloo so I can jump off a moutain and totally fly
>>43085129Why are people so mean to Scootaloo? She did nothing wrong.
>>43085425>disabled pegasuslah-maoooo
>>43043942Sweetie Belle so I can sell myself out just like mah sister!
Sugar Belle so I can raise Big Mac's foals
>>43043942Spike so I can spank Twilight's butt!
>>43043942Some rich canterlot unicorn. Go and drink cider and neigh all over the place. Try and make it with the local mares. Would barely have to change my behaviour.
>>43043942the royal guard that protects luna so I can plap her unfa
>>43043942Doctor Hooves so I can bring Derpy to the Tardis and go to the Doctor Who universe.
>>43066076Rumble so I can clean up some cute pegasus twin sisters after Thunderlane blows multiple loads inside each of them.
>>43043942Tirek so I can take all the magic of Equestria because it is the most evil of evil plans in evil history!
>>43043942pinkie pie so I can have so many epic parties for everypony to enjoy
>>43083136>t. Dave
>>43088044Do y'all sometimes wonder if a Five Score type situation could've actually happened?
>>43088364You mean Discord winning? Not really, he's too scatterbrained.
>>43088375No, I mean the whole "ponies sent to Earth and turned into humans with their memories suppressed" thing.Doesn't have to be Discord; would probably be more like Grogar (the real one), Chrysalis, or Cozy who'd do something like that.
>>43088404Chrysalis would need them to stay, and so would Tirek, to siphon off their energies. Cozy would want to lord over them.Grogar, from what I remember, was a real dickhead. He would probably do something like that. Tambleon was effectively a pocket dimension, so he might be capable of something like that.
>>43083136This but unironically.
>>43043942Rarity so I can steal all of the gems of Equestria for the ultimate outfit
octavia to play sex tunes at the grand galloping gala haha
>>43043942Zecora so I can act like a nigga and eat watermelon and hay chicken while screeching at ponies in ponyville
some serial killer mare so i can kill >>43090161
>>43043942any pegasus stallion so i marry Rainbowshine.
>>43043942I want to go to equestria so I guess randomly choose a pony?
>>43091804congrats U got uhh some random background colt
>>43048584Who'd sit on you?
>>43091947Cute amre on the left
>>43092353Any mare, dummy.
>>43043942a changeling so I can shapeshift anytime.
>>43093355Why not Queen Chrysalis or Thorax? They're more important than a simple drone.
>>43093776>Having to control a hiveNo thanks, BRO. Simple life for me.
>>43091947I want to be a little colt who gets molested by a fat bastard mare
>>43043942Hmmm... Who's the easy mode with a easy life with so much free time? I'll pick that so I can explore Equestria.
>>43094958twilight sparkle since she is the mary sue
>>43060959nope, discord was fully conscious during pacification state, he go off just fine, being a god of chaos with immortality
>>43095510>discord was fully conscious during pacification stateHow did he not go insane then?
>>43043942Princess Celestia to do some trolling of the citizens of Equestria
>>43095797>How did the creature who's essence and presence is madness not go insane?It is a mystery.
>>43096610I must know,.even his mind would be too crazy to contain.
>>43097395That's the thing. He's not going insane because he's already there.
>>43097413He seems perfectly sane is the thing, I don't see him doing crazy things because he's crazy. It's Meticulously planned than insanity.
>>43043942Why is getting isekai'd into a mare such a popular fantasy with you mentally ill faggots?
>>43098278Talking from experience, whore?
>>43098270Planing takes intellect, not sanity.He's crazy AND intelligent, as these two things do not exclude each other
>>43099406They do, Anon. You can't have both.
>>43099777yes we can retard
>>43043942Discord so I can open up a portal to Equestria for me and me only. It'll probably work like how the EqG portal which im fine with.
>>43043942i'd swap with starlight and fuck trixie
Noteworthy to rape Cozy Glow ToT
>>43043942big maccer for those applebloomers
>>43043942>Who?Prince Blueblood>What would you do?Lazynobleparasitwmaxx for 99% of the time so no suspects someone replacing him while working for betterment of Equestria the other 1% of time.For every 3 months months I would work 1% point more for the good of Equus.Surely Celestia won't suspect anything but a sincere change of a heart at such slow rate.
a changeling and pretend to be a pony in ponyville, start a new life there and never return to the hive.or anonfilly if noncannon.
>>43043942Donut Joe so I can have some nice donuts on the side of a cup of joe and oh also some mare pussy.
>>43043942Soarin for that spitfire pussy
>>43043942Shiny for incest sex
>>43102127This. Literal easy mode.
>>43043942Rumble so I can fuck Diamond Tiara rich cunt.
>>43043942Daring Do so i can go on some sick ass Indiana Jones adventures for treasure!
>>43107018I'll be Doctor Caballeron so i can >rape that daring marepussy :)
>>43043942Applejack to feel them thick thighs unfa
>>43108229Granted, but that also means you're now a straight mare who thus isn't interested in herself.
>>43108460It's the price to pay to feel those apple thighs without any resistance.
>>43108923could always do it as big macintosh
>>43108923But would you really still care to do it?It probably wouldn't seem enticing anymore.
>>43109718Well yeah I would since I can touch those appul thighs when feel like it. I don't think it would get boring or tiring.
>>43043942Rainbow Dash because she's 20% cooler than the rest of the ponies!
>>43110221It will get boring.
>>43043942Some background stallion so I can have a chill life.
>>43112067You'll shape shift into what?
>>43043942Sunburst for that glimussy
Rumble to rape best filly, cozy glow.
>>43113302Cozy is worst. Scootaloo is leagues above that bratty filly.
>>43113789You do know that such brats need correction, yes? Well Cozy Glow will get correction from a colt!!!
>>43114400ToT
>>43114788nonce
>>43115310Filly website, tourist.
>>43115758*rrriiiiippp*
>>43115767Yeah that's your ticket being ripped, moralfag.
>>43116243cope
>>43113789SCOOTALOO IS SHIT AND THAT IS FACT. COZY IS BETTER.
>>43043942Janitor pony so I can do it for free over in equestria as well.
