Previous thread: >>43003463/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/10858 /moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/10731 Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPZFLrezW19x4msWO-HIuHvjwdWSfiVdc Equestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24 old /moon/day story archive: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6 Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics). Ongoing Stories: "Demons & Nightmares", by Durr0694: https://ponepaste.org/11243 "Moonlight, Veiled - Book 3", by horsa: https://ponepaste.org/11561 "Our Kingdom", by O.K: https://ponepaste.org/11360 Stories On Hiatus: "Ghost in the Shadows" by ReggieSomething: https://ponepaste.org/7522 "Assistant to the Night Court", by LmonE6: https://ponepaste.org/121 "Lunar Entanglement, Act I", by ReggieSomething: https://ponepaste.org/1113 Dead (Until proven otherwise) Stories: "Embracing the Night, Part 5", by AutoPony: https://ponepaste.org/3605 "A Heart Longs for Another", by AnthonyC4: https://ponepaste.org/873 "Our Thirty Years War", by TheGhostlydude: https://ponepaste.org/6795 "A Bond Through the Ages", by Ar-Adunakhor: https://ponepaste.org/6722 "MoonyCYOA", by Krivvy: https://ponepaste.org/4290 "A Nightmare, No More", by Starla: https://ponepaste.org/5708 Untitled story by Alcatraz (Dead) Upcoming moon phases: New Moon (Solar Eclipse): Tuesday, 17 FEB First Quarter: Tuesday, 24 FEB Full (Worm) Moon: Tuesday, 3 MARThird Quarter: Wednesday, 11 MARWould (You) still love our Princess if she were a worm?
First for Moonwife!
>>43044808the other one hasn't even hit the image limit. at least do that for your imagedump thread
>>43044814Too late, the new one is already up! If you don't like it then you can go check out any of the others on the catalog!
>>43044808
>>43044814>Thread is called /moon/day>Old thread about to reach bump limit at end of Moonday>Nine while images left>New thread created before 11:59 to keep tradition>Anon whines about a nine image disparity before the old one hits the reply limitWhat would you have us do? Create the /moon/day thread on Tuesday? Or have us all go to /sun/ and post there for a week?
>>43044905Better than what the Raeafags did this time around and bumped their thread for 2 weeks after hitting image bump limit(when they usually let it slide off well before reaching either limit). Kudos to /moon/bros to their dedication. (y)
>>43044814I need to literally set a timer to check up on this thread
Good morning, moonfrens!
>>43045131Oh to hell Luna stretch and give her a massage with a happy ending to end her day
I managed to forget about /moon/ after having killed my arms in a workout done in her name. The poems were fun to read, you all did a good job!
the moon gives (You) a cake during these troubling times
>pg 9
>>43044905>bump limitthe thread did go back to page 1 after a text bump, despite reaching image limit, no?I believe constraints are a boon to creativity. Imagine 88 more text posts filled with ASCII moon arts, giving the local triforce experts an opportunity to shine with their sekrit character offsetting skills.>Or have us all go to /sun/ and post there for a week?That's fun too. The thrill of being the secret moonfag collective trotting among sunfrens. Would you look at the time, it's pic rel o'clock.
>>43046061>picrelholy cute
>>43046061>ASCII moon artsWon't pass the spam filter because fun is not allowed on 4chans.
>>43044808Orbital boost
>>43044808Would Luna still love me if I was a worm?
I have been having more and more dreams of the ponies, just last night I saw Twilight crying after being bopped for a parking ticket. Will keep you updated if I see Luna.
I love this horse!
She brought you a donut!
>>43044869Thanks, Anon, you too! I loved reading the poems last thread. It's a fun devotion to best pony.
>>43046994Her ponut?
>>43046994It's contaminated with her saliva.
>>43047082That isn't an issue.
>>43047090Did she brush her teeth?
>>43047082It's covered in delicious moondust and stardust! That also makes it a magical donut.
>>43046994I'll be sure to eat it in front of her so I can tell her that it's good!
>>43046994
>>43047226Guys I have to be honest. I think NMM is hotter than Luna.
>>43047230The show should've went with S1 Luna -> NMM like it was pink-maned Tia -> auroran-maned Tia
Warm tight plappable moonmare pussy
>"HI ANON!"
>>43047230To me, NMM and Luna are the same pony. Who we call NMM is Luna when she is full pissed off, or in an unforgiving mood.
I love her!
>>43044905>or have us all go to /sun/ and post there for a week?Yes?... isnt that the whole thing with /moon/ and /sun/? That we go between our threads and can appreciate the other sister as well, so they can both be cherrished as it should be
>>43047895Truth
Good morning moonfrens!
I love my creepy wife
>>43048374I would describe her more as mysterious.
>>43048374>>43048514I prefer the term "unstable".
>>43048514>>43048617All three are true!
>>43044808orbital strike
Bumb
>>43049244I don't know. I wish they'd fuck off, but at the same... wow! Two wife threads!
>pg 8
>>43049794She looks like she could eat a whole hamburger in one bite
>>43049848>hamburgerMoonburger
>>43049872You have fallen right into my trap! The correct word would be "hayburger", you FOOL! HAH!
>Walking my path forgotten so long>In my world to which no one else belongs
>>43049875Diabolical!
>>43047230
She's so pretty! I love her!
What does Luna think of farming mushrooms, or the concept of nocturnal agriculture?
>>43050337>>43050333I don't see why not. Mushrooms are good and if she's the Lady of the Night, she's the embodiment of everything that is the night!
>>43050333>>43050337>This Anon brings up the concept of muahroom farming in /moon/>Industrial ag grows mushrooms for consumption in literal horse shitSomebody wants to eat Moonbutt's horseshit mushrooms
Thursday bump! I particularly enjoy finding flora growing in caves. 90% of the time it's fungal growth on feces or something dead. Every once in a while, though, I'll find a pale plant growing up from hydrated sand/soil. It's fascinating to see plants and fungi that exist outside of photosynthesis!
>>43050266She's the prettiest! I love her most!
>>430492314:20am bump!
>>43050697Post wage-cage bump. Now I get to sit down and have a meal with Moonwife before we drift off to sleep. There are no cases of insomnia when one falls asleep cuddling the Princess of Dreams.
Shhh, don't wake her up!
>>43051183Luna manages to fit the night and her sister's day!
Look at her go!
>>43044808boosting to the moon
>>43051183>Having a picnic with Luna in pic related.I can't wait to go to Equestria.
>>43051735We'll get there, moonfren, and we'll all have picnics with our personalized Lunas!
Boop!
>>43052225
00:45am bump. It's finally Friday! We made it Anons!
>>43044808>P3
I dreamed that Luna and I conquered and took over North Korea.
>>43052240Tiberius bump!
Pay day has finally hit! Time for some traditional post-wage cage diner action with Moonwife!
>>43053113Tibby!
>>43053221Our breakfast was delightful! Now that we are home it is time to begin our preparations for the upcoming caving trips this weekend! What do you think Luna's favorite breakfast food is? I feel like she would favor French Toast.
>>43053407Probably a spread of exotic breads, fruits, fish, and a little bit of ale! If we're going with strict pony veganism, then replace the fish with some cheese.
>>43053415I'll toast to that, Anon! I just opened up a cider once we got back. I would imagine Luna to enjoy fine charcuterie and wine for a savory way to break her diurnal fasting. I believe that she would enjoy sweeter wines rather than dry ones.
>>43053113Are there any good greens that have Tiberius in them?
>>43052834so when is luna going to selling alicorn milk?>Super Mare Vitality
>>43053273>This but muh penis
>>43053597
>>43053445Sadly, ponies don't seem to be interested. But, I would buy up her entire stock of mysterious, darkness moon milk, just to see her beautiful smile.
>>43053661I would drink it right in front of her to show my love and support
What do you think she's shouting at (You)?
In XanaduDid gorgeous LunaA stately Moon dome decree
>>43054352https://youtu.be/r-fuXyQgqLE
I want to hug Luna's thick neck!
Goodnight moonfrens! Enjoy the crescent moon tonight!
>>43055236It's currently cloudy as fuck here. I will cuddle my Symbiote Luna to compensate!
>>43044808Boosting to the moon
If Luna offers to take you with her, what happens to your fleshbag? Would it enter a permanent coma, or merely die from the shock?
>>43055544Checked! I wouldn't mind dying from the shock. When it's time to go, I will have no use for the fleshbag that I leave behind. I just hope it's quick!
>>43053661Speaking of moon milk, I was scrolling through old cave survey documents and I stumbled upon this in one of the symbol sheets!>Pic related, the cavers knew about Moon milk even prior to G1
>>43055608Based. Luna, in her compassion, has magnanimously seen fit to install moon milk dispensaries in certain caves for the benefit of us poor Anons. Isn't she wonderful? I thinks so, and I love her!
>>43055608The pre-caving trip insomnia is running strong /moon/bros. It's going to be a full 8 hours in-cave at the same spot I was at last weekend, with 2 hours to get to the property and 2 hours back. It'll just be the skeleton crew this time, so at least I'll have another nice day to spend underground with Luna. We might as well have the whole cave all to ourselves! It is our hope that the weather will hold out. We are told that there could be some light rain and heavy wind, which would make things less than ideal inside of the cave. At least it's not a flood risk, bad weather just means that it'll be a little bit colder than normal.
>>43055665Time to bail! Got poni blasting on the speakers and I've got the pedal to the metal. The hype is increasing to maximum intensity! I hope I get to see the bats again. There were several prime specimens of Eptesicus fuscus last time!
>>43055769Alright time to head in, for we have broken our fast and caffeinated our veins. Time to draw up some maps and study some baps.
>>43055932I sent you an email btw Cavebro, still haven't seen a response from you but I figured I'd let (You) know. Wouldn't mind getting in touch. Hope you enjoy your next trip and the baps
>>43055769Can you get pictures of the baps?
>>43055769You HAVE to get a picture of the bats!
>>43056257>Luna's silver hammer came down upon his head.
>>43050582>These cards only distributed in Yankistan and China>No way to source them in Canada without paying fuckass tarriffsTo be a leaf is to suffer.
>>43056272Have you considered smuggling them in from Yankistan. When economies are distorted by government intervention, forming black markets (perhaps we should call them moon markets) naturally arise.
>>43056578
>>43055544Who cares. The only question is whether I can take a friend with me.
>9
>>43056633I love my moonwife and my moonwife loves me!
>>43055994>>43056025I made it back /moon/bros. There was one worm tube of a passage that totally wiped me out. Some of the mud back there is so sticky that narrower passages feel like a human glue trap. I only saw one bat, a large North American brown bat tucked away in a pocket. >Pic related
>>43057111God I love bats. Tiberius should've had a playmate.
>>43055972M8, I'll be honest, I totally dropped the ball and forgot that I had a proton email address after the thread died. My apologies! I've got to pass out because I've got another caving trip early in the morning (and I've been awake far too long), but once I've wrapped up tomorrow I'll hit you up! Pic related is my survey instrument, protractor, datasheet, whiteout (for setting survey stations), and Moonwife charm all stored within a hard case for clean-ish and convenient transport!
>>43057111Did you get the creature?
>>43057151Nah, the little guy was just trying to hibernate through the cold temps. We try to disturb them as little as possible, although the bright lights from photo documentation and the sounds of us traveling can sometimes wake them up. Fun fact! Bats often excrete waste whenever they take flight! If you shine your light up at the ceiling with a large cluster of bats, you will begin to see many small sparkles fall through the air as the baps detach from their clutches and proceed to piss and shit all over you! Better squint those eyes and pull up your balaclava if your camera is helmet mounted and you have to look up to get proper shots!
>>43057131No big deal just figured I'd put a bug in your ear as a friendly reminder! Don't wanna disappoint you but I was actually the guy who said he'd maybe take a hike in a wide open cave but probably not do the tight squeeze caving trips. (You) mentioned being in the Midwest though and going for Mexican food with the buddies though so if you're interested in meeting up sometime I'm definitely still game! Enjoy the baps and stay safe(to what extent that's possible).
so pretty
Cave bump. Today's going to be a doozy! The average passage height for the cave we're going to is one foot high or less. At the very least it's pretty wide from what I'm told. We should be able to clear some of the larger bits of cobble out, but regardless, today is going to be a chest bruiser!
It is sad how this turned out but it will be touched up.
>>43057633Time to calibrate my instruments. How do you think ponies go about geographic survey and mapping? How would magic be involved?
What would Luna think of sunless sea (or fallen london in general)? I'd imagine she would have the patience to put up with the game's...eccentricities.The notion of sunlight being deadly to the unterzee's inhabitants might also provide some interest.
>>43057757I am sure that it would somehow involve aligning their survey equipment to the local subterranean magical leyline. That would allow them to get the topology of the magical fields in the area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_bDsz_tU8A
>>43057881I thought this was a GIANT Luna and small Anon, but I see he's just a plushie.
It doesn't matter who 'I' am. Only eternal vigilance matters.
Goodnight
>>43058255Oh no (You) fucking didn't!
>>43058272She's about to blow!!
>>43044808>P9Red alert!
Quiet thread today, moonfrens...
>>43058279heh. blow me.
>>43058629AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>43050425Cool picture
>>43058672AAAAAAA! AAAAA-HA-HAAAAA!!!
>>43058825>sun and moon have merged.WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>43058825Now I need to see Celestia with moon asthetic.
>>43059067>Dresses tough>Achieves cuteI love Luna so much.
The moon's a lot smaller tonight
>>43059300>Anon and Luna minaturize themselves.>They enter the body of a famous Equestrian scientist in a tiny little submarine.in order to remove a dangerous blood clot before it kills him.>Along the way they encounter hair raising adventures and death defying escapes.>Luna is overall in charge and handles all the scientific analysis, sensors, executive level controls, and external surgical laser>Anon handles piloting, ship's engineering, the external claw arm, and immune system and bacteriophage countermeasures.
>>43059517>2:27 am boop.
>>43059067I love it when ponies wear detailed boots like that
>>43059517Luna would make a VERY interesting replacement for Ms. Frizzle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXUY3qTlfQg
>>43060174>Ms. Frizzle.Who is?
>>43060370Dude. You've got to be at least 18 to post here. Since you couldn't do a quick Google search, I'll spoon feed you. Ms. Frizzle is a school teacher character from a TV show called The Magic School Bus. The Magic School Bus was frequently shown to elementary kids as a way for the teacher to get through a hangover/have an easy day. Each episode featured a field trip led by Ms. Frizzle in a sentient school bus powered by magic. In one of those episodes, the class goes into the bus and shrinks down to investigate what is causing one of their classmates to be sick. This is what >>43059517 parodied in their brief green text. The show was a way to introduce scientific topics to children. Similar to Bill Nye the Science Guy, but in an animated fashion. Shows like these were often played on a large CRT television mounted on a tall stand that had to be wheeled into the classroom when it was time for use. The teacher got to fuck off for a day, and us kids got the sweet sweet gift of education that was actually entertaining.
>>43060370>Who's Ms. Frizzle>>43060439>You've got to be at least 18 to post here
>>43060439I can almost look past it, I know that I personally never got Magic School Bus in my elementary/middle days, it was just Bill Nye
Not a whole lot of Moonie in this thread yet!
>>43060439>You've got to be at least 18 to post hereOver 80% of the internet is people who were born post 9/11, bots and impoverished mongrels who don't even use their own countries websites.
>>43060439Not everyone here is a mutt.
>>43060439Interesting. I was the one that wrote that small green and asked the question. When I wrote the green I wasn't referring to what you mentioned about Mrs. Frizzile. Honestly never heard of it. I was actually referring to a much older science fiction story called Fantastic Voyage (1966).>Have to be 18 to postI am probably older than most of you. I read the novelization of Fantastic Voyage movie, written by Isaac Asimov, way back in the 80s as a kid.
My wife is so pretty
>>43061010Zamn! Sorry for wrongfully heckling you, wise one. I never considered the origination of the trope beyond what I saw in Magic School Bus as a lad (and later repeated in Futurama). I guess I've got to go find that story and educate. >Kid in the 80'sHoly shit. An OG horsefucker? Were you able to see G1 when it was on-air? I ended up watching He-Man before G1, but found the atmosphere of both shows to be pretty kino. Even with the animation quirks.
>>43060999She looks very rubbery here
>>43061615She's only squeaky clean from the bath I gave her trying to rub her black off.
>>43061228>Were you able to see G1 when it was on-air?Yeah, I did watch G1 when I was a kid, along with He-man, ThunderCats, TMNT, Gumby (the old claymation series), Legend of Zelda cartoon, and so many other great ones. I really liked G1 (together with some other traditionally girl cartoons, like Rainbow Brite, etc.). Definitely left a strong, lasting impression and a nostalgia imprint. But, I didn't truy awaken to pony until FiM though. Something about FiM really flipped all the switches somehow.>I guess I've got to go find that story and educate.It is a good story if you get a chance to read the novel. Though, they actually made the movie out of it before the novel came out.>Animation quirksKek! Those were what gave those cartoons soul, Anon. Cheers!
Bump!
Caught in the act!
>>43062719FATASS
My wife is gorgeous!
Wake up gaywads
>>43062963Yes, my wife is gorgeous.
>>43063451Yeah, MY wife is gorgeous!
>>43060835Nigger
>>43063483Mhm, Yes MY beautiful wife Luna is gorgeous!
>>43063630Hmm... how about we settle for a compromise? MY wife is beautiful, and yours is too!
>>43063699Dubs will it.
>>43063630She's top sexy pony without even trying.
>>43064096NEW NNALY!
What does her pee taste like?
>>43061189She's even prettier by firefly light.
>>43064429It tastes like kill yourself with dynamite and napalm.
I love the little moon!
>>43064946G-Guys, how do I not spill my spaghetti in front of the cute moon pony princess?
>>43064960Let her take the reigns. She gets VERY talkative if you mention the right things.
>>43064960Wine and dine, allow her to lead the conversation Should it be your turn to engage, regale her with tales of your human exploits! It's one of the things that she could not experience in her lifetime.
>>43064946She might spaghetti first, Anon.
LUNA SAW YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!
>>43044808orbital Boost to P1
>>43065554Now she'll see all the porn I watch of her.
>>43065554Oh No! Anyway
"Verily, thou makest a fool of Us in thy request for scantily delivered baked goods!" >What's the matter Moonbutt? Are you upset because you look too... fetching? "Anonymous, thou may remove thyself from our bedchamber if it is merely thy goal to cast limericks and quips!" >N-no wait!! I was just kidding! *Magic forms around Anon's ankles before he is slowly dragged out the door. In desperation, Anon forms one last attempt at flattery*>But your moons excite me sooooooooo-*Door shuts*
>>43066179I would do both the most wholesome and lewdest things to Luna if she were in such an outfit.
Le lunar bump
>>43066343>LunaworksSomehow makes me picture a factory in the dream realm that Luna manages and which manufactures dreams for all the ponies. Something like the weather factory.for the pegasi.
>>43067402Business mare running factory business.
>>43067402>>43067447This is an incredibly cute idea and could work very well for a comedic green!Also Luna in a suit is sexy!
>>43044808>P7
>>43067731Thanks for saving us, m8! Here's a picture that I took of the Moon just before it set over the horizon. Pardon the potato quality, but it was the best I could do while at work with a phone camera and binoculars. It was a gorgeous sight to behold, just like my beloved Moonwife!
I want to kiss and hug Luna in front of her sister!
>>43068114lewd
>>43068106>pokemon>minecraft>buttplugWhat a basic bitch. I love her so much.
>>43068231Thank you for representing Moonie. I welcome a bit of blackness in this otherwise blue thread.>picGod, look at that moon encompassing mane and tail, the size of those WINGS.Can you imagine how long it would take to brush them? Or to preen and massage those massive wings? I'd love to do nothing else in life but that. That and make her smile her toothy smile.
>pg 9Bump a moon and you'll wake up at 3 AM to Luna telling you how much she loves (You)!
>>43069572>Wake up in the middle of the night>Luna's there, smiling and excited>"Anon! Prithee accompany us on an adventure through the dream realm!">Commence many adventures a la Little Nemo: The Dream Master.Would be kino and so much fun. I'm going to try to dream about this tonight. Sweet dreams moonfrens.
Luna says to go to sleep!
>>43070041The night is for Luna. Don't you want to stay up and enjoy it with her Anon?
look at this cute moon I found!
>>43070217Reminds me of this cute moon that I found!
Morning bump
>>43070208Maybe if she could find a way to stop me from sleeping, or else we'd have to do stuff in the dream realm!
>>43070611Oops, shouldn't have slept...
Love me Moonwife. Simple as.
Shhh! Moonwife is asleep!
>>43053407Oatmeal, boiled on milk with a pinch of salt, add a big spoonfull of berry jam and some blueberries
Woona! :D
>>43071683What did you do make her crazy, Anon?
>>43072495I called her butt tiny
Pet the moon!
Went on a date with Moonwife to the local Chinese restaurant and got this fortune at the end of our meal!
>>43072940Fuck. I will never remember to crop b4 posting ;c;
