Cuddle The NEET EditionPrevious NEET shenanigans:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42864897/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
Hearts and Hooves day may have already passed but that doesn't mean we can't steal scraggleman's bit appreciate some NEET love!Duckie mare NEET love in this case.
>>43047834CUTE
>>43047834>"Hmmhmhm~ Hmhm~">The excited clip-clop of hooves echo throughout the house as you pull a pizza out the oven.>It might not be deliver, but it's *definitely* digiorno."...Hey Brook? Did you want red pepper flakes or should I just leave it be?">The squeak of springs in the old couch can be heard as Brook props herself up onto the cushions to get a better look at you from across the room.>She wore a rather kiddish duckling hoodie which you're pretty sure she wore last Nightmare Night... But you won't say anything.>The way she beamed at your without a hint of anxiety told you she was completely in her element.>"No thank you! But some parme- parma-john would be nice if we have any...""Parmesan, Brookie... And of course! Got plenty after spaghetti night.">Brook stifles a little giggle. "Your spaghetti was amazing, Anon! Gosh- I don't think I've ever had spaghetti that good before...""Aw jeez Babs... No need to kiss up!">You raise an eyebrow."Buuuut if you're so keen, I certainly don't mind...">Already on the same wavelength, Brook quietly slides off the couch and trots briskly to your side, her long tail nearly dragging across the carpet."Might need a little trim sometime soon... Or a scrunchie.">Brook jumps up and plants a chaste little peck on your cheek before taking a step back, awkwardly rubbing her foreleg as she blushes. "I think I'd much prefer the scrunchie...">You smile, her small gesture of affection warming your heart."Whatever you're comfortable with, Babs... Oh right- I know what's on the menu... But what are we gonna watch?">"...Oh! W-well uhm... For our... Heartsandhoovesdinnerdate-" She clears her throat. "I wanted to do something special!""Special you say?">"Y-yes! As special as *you*!""Daww...">Brook's face reddens as she continues.>"And I was thinking uhm... Well at first I was thinking of watching 'Sarah & Duck' but then I thought about how that's not exactly 'date' material... Nor was Ducktales... Or uhm... Other duck shows.">She trails a hoof in the carpet. "And well... I thought about how we used to do movie nights and I guess I remembered how much I liked this one movie...">Brook shuffles over to the couch and picks up the dvd case of the movie she wanted to watch, and then brings it over to you."Heh... Milo and Otis? That's a blast from the past...">"I thought it'd be nice... Nothing too bombastic or loud... J-just a nice movie to uhm-""Cuddle up to?">Brook playfully butts her head against your side, her hoodie making an audible squeak as it's duckbill squishes against your arm.>"I like cuddles! A-and being held and stuff...""Me too, Babs... Just lemme slice up this pizza and we'll be as golden as this crust!">"Wh- A-ah! Sorry! I'll uhm.. check to see if the movie works...">Brook nuzzles her face into your side a little more than you'd expect before slinking away with a flustered look on her face..>You swear you hear a faint 'quack' under her breath.>She sure is a loon...
Bump of neet love
>>43047806GIWTWM
>>43048129This is nice
Welcome back, neets.
>>43049234.i-is Goldie Mops trying to take a selfie with a brick of ramen?
>>43049297It worked, didn't it?
>>43049376No, because it was Dot using the camera on her Powerglove.
what do each of NEETmare's hooves taste like?
>>43049740Floorb's would taste like my saliva.
Paradise Skies is cute!
idea for a personal project
>>43050170Dot mousepad would be good
>>43048129this is fucking (ducking?) adorable. do more.
I love this stinky loser
>>43050459and i love greasy mare hair
>>43048413
>>43050786
>>43051298I did *boop*
>>43051532>two losers looking at each other
>>43050459Look how big that pussy is gawd- DAMN!
>>43051825ok, let's go
>>43051043
she did an oopsy
>>43053541Yes Floorb?
>>43053560"Is that a brick of ramen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
>>43053703The latter >:3
>>43054012What is this mystery fluid?
>>43054464Clamatto. Floorb is one nasty bitch.
>>43056088>>43055908These are some vintage Floorbs
>>43055056Someone post the animated version.
>>43053166I'm surprised Floorb would have the presence of mind to wear gloves when making food for anon
ramen consumers unite
>>43057412Floorb should get one of those disgusting mukbang challenge ramen tray things that's 8000kcal and 1000% daily sodium. I feel like she could handle it.
>>43057303I wonder if she takes commissions
>>43047806I want to forcibly give Floorb a shower, deep clean her room and force her to attend a normalfilly party
>>43058057SHE'S EATING MEAT
>>43057796>Some ponies are so ungrateful for party invitations...but not you, Floorb'..This Jigsaw ahh mf over here...
>>43058195So? It's established that there are livestock animals in the world and I don't think there's ever been sentient pigs in the series. Definitely a sentient cow or two, though.
>>43058225Early seasons had sentient talking cows and sheep ("You could've just ah-ah-ah-sked"), and most of the animals with fluttershy might not talk but are definitely aware of what they're doing, like that one giraffe, or angel bunny.
>>43058057>POV: ceiling bug
>>43058376>ok, you're sentient>please step into the milking machine because I need cheese for my pizzaI don't see the problem.
>>43059295Imagine the taste
>>43059424Probably dried sweat, ramen flavor packets, and desperation
>>43058382Bonus point from the fact that sheep, chickens and cows are not natural species, but the result of millenia of domestication.Either they all evolved into sentient beings, but ponies ended up as the dominant species, or the ponies domesticated the cows, sheep, etc.I'd say the latter is kinda more fucked up, cause it means they purposefully forced the cows and sheep to get wack ass genetic diseases for extra milk/wool. Wild sheep barely make any wool, but the sheep in-show are clearly domesticated breeds.
>>43057412What flavour?
>>43059796I think it's honestly just one of those 'don't think about it' things like how Mickey has Pluto, but then his friend Goofy is also a dog.
>>43060534This reversed text on part of the image is fucking up my brain
>>43061132The lewd version of this pic is fantastic, too.
>>43051886
>>43060874i had done the ponerunes based on the show's text to replace the niprunes from the request at the time
>>43062020This mare is blocks for an amazing reason
>morning bump
>>43063141
I feel like there could be a pretty good NEETpone story centered around the idea of a zombie apocalypse.Like, Floorb and friends end up thriving at the end of the world.
>>43063767>The meek shall inherit the earth>(if they ever leave their bedrooms)
>>43063776>(if they ever leave their bedrooms)
>>43063767In the absence of internet service and ramen, Floorb would wither into a husk, then fall apart.
>>43064166I'd listen to her happily yap all day
>>43063402
>>43064645Easy way to check>put hand under table>finger her a little>pull hand backIf it's slimy and smells like a week's worth of dried sweat, it's real. If your hand is empty and you're in the Applebee's alone, it's not real.
>>43065983Floorb looks great, but anonmare always looks really fat in this pic.
>>43066454Anonmare IS really fat, though.
>>43066461And that's a good thing.
>>43066461Yeah? I don't really follow the anonmare/anonfilly stuff, so idk
>>43067769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxl8L6hOHg
>>43068781Floorb being halfway off the couch in this pic always triggers my autism.
>>43068988wth am I looking at here?
>>43069628floorb with extreme mane
>>43069705I'm still barely seeing it, because it looks like the chair's legs are stomping on the mane
neet doodle wip
>>43070350Oh that Taku
>>43070350good
love pudgy gamer mare.
>>43067769I always think that's Floorb, looks so much like her
>>43070350>taku with Washing Pole>anon probably let himself get injured so he can get healed by GoldieQuality.
>>43068988Braid.
>>43070939>anon probably let himself get injured so he can get healed by Goldiejej
Some anon reminded me of my good old drawfagging days. Thanks anon, wherever you are rn
>>43071321good pic
>>43071573The look on Floorb's face is this amazing mixture of desperation, shock, fear, and laziness.
>>43071623I'm about to swoop in, push that anon away and hikki down with her.
>>43071623it also looks rather automatic
>>43071874natural reactions usually are
>>43072154true, but i mean more than usual
