Cuddle The NEET EditionPrevious NEET shenanigans:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42864897/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:https://ponepaste.org/5398>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555>Link to OP:https://ponepaste.org/5397
Hearts and Hooves day may have already passed but that doesn't mean we can't steal scraggleman's bit appreciate some NEET love!Duckie mare NEET love in this case.
>>43047834CUTE
>>43047834>"Hmmhmhm~ Hmhm~">The excited clip-clop of hooves echo throughout the house as you pull a pizza out the oven.>It might not be deliver, but it's *definitely* digiorno."...Hey Brook? Did you want red pepper flakes or should I just leave it be?">The squeak of springs in the old couch can be heard as Brook props herself up onto the cushions to get a better look at you from across the room.>She wore a rather kiddish duckling hoodie which you're pretty sure she wore last Nightmare Night... But you won't say anything.>The way she beamed at your without a hint of anxiety told you she was completely in her element.>"No thank you! But some parme- parma-john would be nice if we have any...""Parmesan, Brookie... And of course! Got plenty after spaghetti night.">Brook stifles a little giggle. "Your spaghetti was amazing, Anon! Gosh- I don't think I've ever had spaghetti that good before...""Aw jeez Babs... No need to kiss up!">You raise an eyebrow."Buuuut if you're so keen, I certainly don't mind...">Already on the same wavelength, Brook quietly slides off the couch and trots briskly to your side, her long tail nearly dragging across the carpet."Might need a little trim sometime soon... Or a scrunchie.">Brook jumps up and plants a chaste little peck on your cheek before taking a step back, awkwardly rubbing her foreleg as she blushes. "I think I'd much prefer the scrunchie...">You smile, her small gesture of affection warming your heart."Whatever you're comfortable with, Babs... Oh right- I know what's on the menu... But what are we gonna watch?">"...Oh! W-well uhm... For our... Heartsandhoovesdinnerdate-" She clears her throat. "I wanted to do something special!""Special you say?">"Y-yes! As special as *you*!""Daww...">Brook's face reddens as she continues.>"And I was thinking uhm... Well at first I was thinking of watching 'Sarah & Duck' but then I thought about how that's not exactly 'date' material... Nor was Ducktales... Or uhm... Other duck shows.">She trails a hoof in the carpet. "And well... I thought about how we used to do movie nights and I guess I remembered how much I liked this one movie...">Brook shuffles over to the couch and picks up the dvd case of the movie she wanted to watch, and then brings it over to you."Heh... Milo and Otis? That's a blast from the past...">"I thought it'd be nice... Nothing too bombastic or loud... J-just a nice movie to uhm-""Cuddle up to?">Brook playfully butts her head against your side, her hoodie making an audible squeak as it's duckbill squishes against your arm.>"I like cuddles! A-and being held and stuff...""Me too, Babs... Just lemme slice up this pizza and we'll be as golden as this crust!">"Wh- A-ah! Sorry! I'll uhm.. check to see if the movie works...">Brook nuzzles her face into your side a little more than you'd expect before slinking away with a flustered look on her face..>You swear you hear a faint 'quack' under her breath.>She sure is a loon...
Bump of neet love
>>43047806GIWTWM
>>43048129This is nice
Welcome back, neets.
>>43049234.i-is Goldie Mops trying to take a selfie with a brick of ramen?
>>43049297It worked, didn't it?
>>43049376No, because it was Dot using the camera on her Powerglove.
what do each of NEETmare's hooves taste like?
>>43049740Floorb's would taste like my saliva.
Paradise Skies is cute!
idea for a personal project
>>43050170Dot mousepad would be good
>>43048129this is fucking (ducking?) adorable. do more.
I love this stinky loser
>>43050459and i love greasy mare hair
>>43048413
>>43050786
>>43051298I did *boop*
>>43051532>two losers looking at each other
>>43050459Look how big that pussy is gawd- DAMN!
>>43051825ok, let's go
>>43051043
she did an oopsy
>>43053541Yes Floorb?
>>43053560"Is that a brick of ramen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
>>43053703The latter >:3
>>43054012What is this mystery fluid?
>>43054464Clamatto. Floorb is one nasty bitch.
>>43056088>>43055908These are some vintage Floorbs
>>43055056Someone post the animated version.
>>43053166I'm surprised Floorb would have the presence of mind to wear gloves when making food for anon
ramen consumers unite
>>43057412Floorb should get one of those disgusting mukbang challenge ramen tray things that's 8000kcal and 1000% daily sodium. I feel like she could handle it.
>>43057303I wonder if she takes commissions
>>43047806I want to forcibly give Floorb a shower, deep clean her room and force her to attend a normalfilly party
>>43058057SHE'S EATING MEAT
>>43057796>Some ponies are so ungrateful for party invitations...but not you, Floorb'..This Jigsaw ahh mf over here...
>>43058195So? It's established that there are livestock animals in the world and I don't think there's ever been sentient pigs in the series. Definitely a sentient cow or two, though.
>>43058225Early seasons had sentient talking cows and sheep ("You could've just ah-ah-ah-sked"), and most of the animals with fluttershy might not talk but are definitely aware of what they're doing, like that one giraffe, or angel bunny.
>>43058057>POV: ceiling bug
>>43058376>ok, you're sentient>please step into the milking machine because I need cheese for my pizzaI don't see the problem.
>>43059295Imagine the taste
>>43059424Probably dried sweat, ramen flavor packets, and desperation
>>43058382Bonus point from the fact that sheep, chickens and cows are not natural species, but the result of millenia of domestication.Either they all evolved into sentient beings, but ponies ended up as the dominant species, or the ponies domesticated the cows, sheep, etc.I'd say the latter is kinda more fucked up, cause it means they purposefully forced the cows and sheep to get wack ass genetic diseases for extra milk/wool. Wild sheep barely make any wool, but the sheep in-show are clearly domesticated breeds.
>>43057412What flavour?
>>43059796I think it's honestly just one of those 'don't think about it' things like how Mickey has Pluto, but then his friend Goofy is also a dog.
>>43060534This reversed text on part of the image is fucking up my brain
>>43061132The lewd version of this pic is fantastic, too.
>>43051886
>>43060874i had done the ponerunes based on the show's text to replace the niprunes from the request at the time
>>43062020This mare is blocks for an amazing reason
>morning bump
>>43063141
I feel like there could be a pretty good NEETpone story centered around the idea of a zombie apocalypse.Like, Floorb and friends end up thriving at the end of the world.
>>43063767>The meek shall inherit the earth>(if they ever leave their bedrooms)
>>43063776>(if they ever leave their bedrooms)
>>43063767In the absence of internet service and ramen, Floorb would wither into a husk, then fall apart.
>>43064166I'd listen to her happily yap all day
>>43063402
>>43064645Easy way to check>put hand under table>finger her a little>pull hand backIf it's slimy and smells like a week's worth of dried sweat, it's real. If your hand is empty and you're in the Applebee's alone, it's not real.
>>43065983Floorb looks great, but anonmare always looks really fat in this pic.
>>43066454Anonmare IS really fat, though.
>>43066461And that's a good thing.
>>43066461Yeah? I don't really follow the anonmare/anonfilly stuff, so idk
>>43067769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxl8L6hOHg
>>43068781Floorb being halfway off the couch in this pic always triggers my autism.
>>43068988wth am I looking at here?
>>43069628floorb with extreme mane
>>43069705I'm still barely seeing it, because it looks like the chair's legs are stomping on the mane
neet doodle wip
>>43070350Oh that Taku
>>43070350good
love pudgy gamer mare.
>>43067769I always think that's Floorb, looks so much like her
>>43070350>taku with Washing Pole>anon probably let himself get injured so he can get healed by GoldieQuality.
>>43068988Braid.
>>43070939>anon probably let himself get injured so he can get healed by Goldiejej
Some anon reminded me of my good old drawfagging days. Thanks anon, wherever you are rn
>>43071321good pic
>>43071573The look on Floorb's face is this amazing mixture of desperation, shock, fear, and laziness.
>>43071623I'm about to swoop in, push that anon away and hikki down with her.
>>43071623it also looks rather automatic
>>43071874natural reactions usually are
>>43072154true, but i mean more than usual
>>43073347With a face like that, who can really say no to just giving her a long, long embrace.>>43073162That a render you did? What did you use? Blender? SFM?
>>43073381i didn't make it
>>43073889>turns out...little pony fella
>>43074095lol
>>43074803Must be anon's laundry basket.
>>43072913This is cute, who drew it?
>>43076159This is also the expression she would make when 'accidentally' walking in on you using the shower.
>>43076159
>>43076159I can't believe they turned Floorb into a Nintendo boss
>>43076159those cocks? mine
Has anyone here ordered that Floor Bored dakimakura off of Ko-Fi? If so, how long did it take to get it? I ordered mine on the 11th last month. To be specific, I got the tricot one, which was a preorder. To be honest, I can’t wait to get it, and I thought this would be the best place to ask.
>>43077118It's not so bad Floorb, I'm an almost 38 year old wizard
>>43073162Needs more garbage on the floor
>>43078381I love that Taku is already sweating in that first panel.
>>43078705Who?
>>43079783The fujopath begins. Or continues?
>>43081430Probably the most 'together' I've ever seen Floorb
>>43047806Do you think Floorb would get that weird foam stuff that horses get when they sweat a lot after a long night of gaming?
>>43081500Twilight made her get a job instead of sitting on welfare all day and turned her normie
>>43081552>bothers Moonlight (or whatever that neet library pone is)>bothers FloorbTwilight needs to fuck off.
>>43081547That’s just how horses sweat so it’s possible.
I went to Uni to find structure/sanity in my life. Dropped out early in my last semester, hated the thought of having a degree and all the responsibilities and blame that comes with that. Felt clean, but also have recurring dreams telling me to pick back up where I left off and go back.
>>43081615
>>43082409I wish this artist did more Floorb pics.
>>43082926NGL, I thought it was a ball gag from the thumbnail
>>43081615Finish that degree niggaAt the very least you get paid more in general if you have a degree, even if you don't use it. You studied something, see it through. What would floorb think, huh? You called it quits right before you /made it/? No more chicken tenders for you.
>>43083115Same
>>43083740You cannot handle my noods Floorb
>>43084103I recently bought a case of the curry Cup Noodles from Amazon because those shits are $3 each where I live and in the case they were $1.25 each. Definitely recommend.
Would floorb try the forbidden sweet sundae ramen?
>>43084207There's at least one pic of Floorb in a french maid outfit making that for anon, I think
>>43084214She msde that for you, but did she try it?
>>43084395Since I didn't notice any crusted vomit at the edges of her mouth, I'm guessing she didn't try it first.
>>43084400According to the original "chef" it's delicious. I assume it'd just taste overwhelmingly sweet with almost no genuine flavor due to the mixing.
>>43084403Going only by the meme pictures of it, I think the sheer amount of sugar would make you vomit, or at least start involuntarily retching.
>>43084408I'd say that depends on your tolerance for sweetness. A kid would gobble that up no issue.Also I just learned that the "chef" was a femanon. That recipe does not come to you as a normal person, she had to have been a neet of sorts. Thus it might be canon that floorb created the sweet sundae ramen in-universe.
>>43084103I used to eat the fuck out of these. Sadly, they’ve always been too spicy for me. I’d end up with diarrhea after eating them.
>>43085693Floorb lookin thicc
>>43085911
>>43085999You already have Dot! Go architect someone else!
>>43086037A world without NEET mare whales is too terrible to imagine.
>>43086357In reality, they'd all just be skinny fat because neets can only afford slop foods that fill you up but have no nutritional value. They wouldn't become properly fat until their metabolisms slow down when they get older
>>43086370I love every curve.
>>43087138>>43086897I love my floorb daki
>>43086555Checked architect trips, may your mares blast past 555 lbs.
>>43087357>555 lbsSmall mare.
>>43086897>>43087138Floorb finally meets me and I'm a fat manlet with manboobs.
>>43087523>Floorb sees (you)>Pierce Brosnan's face appears on her flankWhat do?
>>43087585But I'm already a fat lad
>>43087604Floorb is Equestria's version of Andrew Dobson.
>>43087611She is not! She can honk my manboobs if she wants though.
>>43087357Thank you. And may your mares never go unfed.
>>43088185I like her suit
>>43088281It's a school uniform because the picture is based on a manga character named Tomoko Kuroki, who herself was the main inspiration for Floorb.
>we're back
>>43088286
>>43088824She's right, you know? What could be more fun than denying your opponent's fun?
>>43089251having a good time with a lover
>>43087611Don't insult floorb, man. That's an offensive comparison. At least call her another lolcow.>>43088824Military grade coping after she gets beaten 10x in a row with the most braindead build ever.
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>>43092212I love the transition from 'So lewd' to an immediate 'p-punish me, plz..'
>>43094378The only way Floorb would not have a bf is if Ponyville was 99% female and the few men around were too busy fucking all the gigstacies
>>43094404The gender ratio in the show is notably skewed towards the female side. It tapers off a bit in the later seasons, but it's still like 3 mares for every 2 stallions. Also, most of the places in the later seasons where the gender ratios are not as extreme are the modern cities like fillydelphia or manehatten. Ponyville still has a very high female population compared to the male one.
>>43095453We're probably overthinking this in a show designed to sell merch to little girls. But it would add to Floorb's loneliness if the world was so heavily skewed toward women that men were comparatively rare and there was fierce competition over them.
>>43095660
>>43094404I’ve always just kind of assumed /neet/ was a bit of a branch off of /rgre/
>>43096412>/rgre/No idea what that is anon. I don't often browse /mlp/ outside of these (comfy) neet threads and occasional /glim/ or /cozy' threads.
>>43096412there's a little bit of rgre everywhere
>>43096863'Oh no, I seem to have fallen into quite the compromising position!'>but anon, her roommate, wouldn't be home from work for another three hours
>>43097168Unless you're an unemployed horse who enjoys ramen and ttrpgs you're not going to get much attention around these parts
>>43097158lol
>>43089831Because the last time that thing was washed there were only 2 princesses
>>43097565damn
>>43097565Fabric would disintegrate by that point.
>>43098219Who?
>>43095582Given that faust was very anal about the show during her time, I'm sure the skewed ratio was somewhat intentional. And the show went out of its way to balance the numbers by season 5/6.Not only in the minor cast, but background characters too. Originally there were more background mares, onyly later did they add a bunch extra background stallions.
>>43096476Reverse Gender Roles EquestriaIt's supposed to be a world were mares behave like men and stallions are effeminate and act like women. There may also be a sizeable gender disparity, and thus normalized herding. But in practice all their greens are just chauvinistic mares treating stallions like retards for being stallions. Think 1930s sexism but dialed to 11.The odd green that actually explores how such a world would work (Stallions are rare, thus precious and allowed to take their time vs mares a bit a dozen and forced to make do as soon as they can) is a delight to read, but most of the remaining RGRE anons don't have the writing chops to make something like it and just default to the 40s era sexism, but horse and inverted.
>>43098294Sorry, I saw 'anal' while looking at a picture of Floorb and my mind wandered. >>43098305Oh ok, thanks. It's just Rule 63 MLP sounds like.
>>43098310it's more the roles of each sex reversed rather than biological
>>43098491Oh sorry, I see what you mean. What's funny is in a female dominated society, I think that would naturally just occur, since women would be the ones doing everything already.
>>43098574it's a little different in rgre
>>43098257Sad Symphony
>>43099916
>>43100569I identify with this image.
>>43070350the neets take their d and d very seriously
>>43101636world's ugliest character design
>>43101247I love it
>>43101640I think it's 90% the thick eyebrows because it instantly gives her a 'that girl is hairy and unkempt' demeanor. It's literally the same pony template as every other mare in the show, just with unique colors and mane and glasses. The eyebrows do a lot, imo
>>43101442This is probably some kind of Ringu reference, but it looks damn close to Floorb. Just needs slightly shorter hair and the hoodie.
>>43102738yeah
>>43104337What happened?
>>43105133No one heard a word she said, the memory was gone and she was feeling pretty numb too.
>>43093077Based reference.>zawa zawa
>>43106444checked
>>43105956Did they go to Silent Hill or something?These are all really good.
>>43107150looks like they went to rp_downtown to me
>>43107760background looks like HL2 to me
>>43108052What?
>>43108805Dot would be into this since it looks like they're trapped in a video game. And the shading kind of reminds me of how Gameboy games look.
>>43069312I love her so much bros. I just want to cuddle her and love on her and brush her mane and fur while she games.
>>43108805Thats half life 2 right?
>>43057303>Floorb draw disembodied headWhat does it mean?
>>43110070she forgot how to draw the rest
>>43107150>>43107183>>43110054Those were the pictures I did for my yearly Halloween project Dot comic hasn't been abandoned I'm just terrible at planning shit out back in 2019 I believe it was. Was something I did to experiment with a few different ideas. One was trying to tell a longish form story with pictures and writing, another was using photos for backgrounds to get the pictures and ultimately the story done faster I intended the story to only take a month or two to write and draw but ended up going with it for a year I think, see previous spoiler but finding photos of specific places at specific angles at specific times of day was near impossible so I opted for taking screenshots in various maps in Gmod with one of the built in filters to use as the backgrounds for the story. I'd like to revisit this story again but maybe do what I originally planned to do with it and rework the story a good deal, It got rather messy towards the end and quite a few of the NEETs featured barely did anything in the story. If by chance you're interested in reading it the only place you can really read it with ease is on derpibooru unfortunately (the pictures and the story bits that go with them are on the other boorus but they aren't linked together at all as far as I'm aware and are probably posted in the wrong order) https://derpibooru.org/images/1911509Anyway, been a good while since I've drawn anything.
>>43110664Keep drawing, bro. It's all been good stuff and we love to see it.
>>43111621>no hooves
>>43111254this
10
>>43113073Probably the closest to an in-show Floorb we're ever getting.
>>43113520
>>43111621Poor Floorb
>>43113840If Dot's teeth get any longer, she's going to turn into one of those creepy Nosferatu-style vampires.
>>43113971hot
>>43115673Who knew Floorb drew Moushley years before RE4 remake came out.
>>43111254>>43112316If you insistLittle Jokes aside I do have some big-ish NEET projects in the works that I hope will be worth the weight when they do eventually get done.
>>43115872>worth the weight>posts a picture of DotBrosnan approved.
>>43115872kek, I love that mare.
>>43115673I feel so bad for her
>>43115673>>43117201I want to protect!
