>Bat pony breaks into your house.>You try to get her out but she's too tricky.>Bat pony starts sitting on your lap any time you sit down and sleeping in your bed. Trying to sleep on the couch just means she sleeps on the couch too.>Can't get her off the bed. Cuddling is now mandatory.>You hold off for months... then make a single mistake one night.>One nut is all she needs. Bat gets pregnant from a single load like a total Stacy. She will never stop bragging about that.>And now?>You're stuck raising a bat pony daughter. And if you're not careful, well one more 'mistake' means you're gonna have two of them to take care of.
>>43048728>pic for ants
>>43048728I fail to see a problem here
>>43048984>>>/dfb/, ackchuallee
>>43048728oh noooooo please don't do that I don't want to have a cute bat pony wife and a large lovely pony family nooo
bat ponies do not exist they were a spell on normal pegasus stallions that appeared for 4 seconds
>>43049512Nah you're gay.
>>43049512Nah you're straight.
>>43049512Maybe you're bisexual
>>43049512Asexual.
>>43050328No thanks.
>>43049512That is a rumor started by the griffonian guard in the year 31 (approximately) of the Radiance Era to assuage fears that their forces could be challenged during night combat. It was immediately proven false at The Battle of Tarnished Feathers, where two companies of griffonian light infantry attempted to flank the third harmony battalion in a pincer maneuver. They were soundly defeated by the night guard's rapid support force under the command of First Lieutenant Plum Harvest, keeping the flank secure and allowing Lieutenant Colonel Oakleaf to rout the griffonian army.It's been nearly 1200 years and somehow there are still those who believe it. The education system in nonpony countries is truly lacking.
>>43048728>You're stuck raising a bat pony daughterSo bat ponies don't have colts?
>>43051053It depends. When a bat pony has sex with another pony the gender ratio is close to 50/50. However, bat ponies struggle to produce sons with interracial relationships. This is because the mother's womb 'patches up' incompatible DNA so that she gives birth to a full bat pony rather than a chimera. This generally means the kid will end up female.But there is about a 5% chance that she'll birth a colt. If you can make her birth multiple colts, the bats will be very impressed at how strong your genes are.Bats also prefer to have lots of foals, so if she has six kids there's actually about a 1/3 chance of you getting a son in your family.
>>43050772>shitty headcanon >shitty OC of a literal tranny loving faggot
>>43051278This.>>43050772Bat ponies are cringe. Accept the superiority of griffons instead. The first thing I want you to do is go to Derpibooru and add 'Bat ponies' to your filter.Boom. Deleted from 'canon'. They were always just a cringe illusion.Maybe after that you can start educating yourself on griffon supremacy.
>>43051286I'll give it to you at least Griffons are canon.
>>43051290Exactly. And thus superior.
Why can't you all just like mud ponies like real men?
>>43051331>mud poniesnone of us are THAT degenerate
>>43050772they hated him because he told the truth
>>43051286>griffon supremacyLol. Roflmao, even.
>>43051278>OC of a literal tranny loving faggotI don't care as long as it doesn't bleed into the character.
>>43052701Breeding material.
>>43053084Granted if the OC was any good, but it isn't, it looks like a fucking roadkill racoon with ass cancer.
>>43053474sorry you're gay, anon. Get well soon!
>>43053522Nothing is gayer than being a batfag, look up the tag on any booru, batfags are the gayest people alive.
>>43053532This fag needs to get leathered, stat!
Bat up.
>>43054243theyre already reproducing too fast
>>43054663nah they're gay so they'll go extinct
>>43051943Imagine liking a fruit that didn't even adapt to protect its own seeds EL EM AY OH.
>>43054666Satan, please.
99.9% of batponies have STDs and STIs. Don't fuck them, you'll get batpony aids.
>>43053474t. The Angry Video Game Nerd
>>43055590You can't fuck what fucks you first.
>>43055590I thought that that was koalas.Batponies probably just have rabies, like bats do.
>>43055899>I thought that that was koalas.Surprising since Koalas usually don't do anything.
>>43055899Slander, bats are clean.
>>43055590>99.9% of batponies have STIs.Bullshit.Most batponies just have WRX's or Imprezas that they stuck fake STi badges onto.DO NOT BELIEVE BAT PONIESThey will bullshit you into thinking their car is cooler than they say it is. Once they get you inside and lock the doors it's too late.
>>43056916How do bats drive with hooves?
>>43057090They don't.They just use cars to trap you. Often it's just a parked car they broke into, they don't even know the real owner.
>>43057090It's a self driving car. Bats leave them around. When you get into it, it drives you right to them.
>>43055590True, but keep in mind that all STD's in Equestria are goofy or hot instead of gross and life-ruining. Think less "destroys your immune system" and more "make your balls get bigger and bigger the longer you go without cumming". That sort of thing.
>>43057509These can be cured, right?
>>43057090same with how does OP do anything without a cock in his mouth and ass
>>43057447>when the humie thinks he can kick her out
>>43057783Yeah, but for some of them you'll have to talk to Zecora
>>43058118A little embarassing, but okay.
>>43058427You won't find any beaks in this loyal Celestial household.
I remember when this thread was about bats.
>>43059028me toolet's post bats
>>43059148I don't like flutterbat. It's only bap normies know and like, so it's homeless and gay.
>>43059028I remember when you got a life. Which was never.
>>43059676Which is related do bats how exactly?
>>43050772She's firmly pointing to the evidence that she's not real.
>>43059736Because mangoes aren't real?
>>43059714And how is bats related how exactly? They're not a canon species you stupid retard.
>>43060208
>>43060218>Transformation>Failed Spell>DUDE THAT MEANS THERE IS A WHOLE BAT PONY SPECIESAnon...
>>43060225>>DUDE THAT MEANS THERE IS A WHOLE BAT PONY SPECIESyes.jpg
>>43060315>t. goes on the /ptfg/ general
>>43052701I've seen many mares, and many bats, but this is the most erotic batmare
>>43060320Nope.
>>43060225Dawg, one bat is all it takes. They'll be popping out bat fillies and TFing the normy ponies into bat ponies all day and all night until bats are everywhere.
>>43060712It's the truth.
>>43060719>one bat is all it takesI volunteer.
Bat bonk.
>>43062266That's a huge scar running across her belly. What happened?
>>43061971And that anon was never seen again...
>>43062434Happy end.
I'm thinking bats.
>>43059674Will she eat the bug?
>>43063582>t. Jew
>>43063845Not gonna lie, the glasses make her look old.
>>43063845Not gonna lie, the glasses make her look hot.
Not gonna lie, this thread is sinking fast at the moment.
yeah keep necrobumping you stupid thread dumb batfags
>>43065101Will do.
>>43065232The bat has a very fluffy mane.
bat ponies
>>43065101
>>43065815What happens if you boop a bat's scrunch?
>>43065907Ya wont be boopin for long
>>43065907do not concave the bap
>>43066632What if I like my bat curvy?
>>43066632but what if i really really want to
>>43067018>curvy batBe careful with bat's calorie intakeGive mango only as treatDemand physical exercise to earn mangoChubby bat can not flyGets depressed, gets chubbierDon't let the cycle beginLimit bad curviness for their own good.
>>43067507>Limit bad curviness for their own good.Except for pregnancy, I assume.
>>43067771>pregnancyAs long as she ain't claiming it's mine.
>>43067691the bap is unusually flap
>>43067785Not on page nine.
>>43067507Feed them some more. if they're fat, they'll be too slow to rape you
>>43068430>no rapeThat's gay.
she was going to ambush you but you took too long and she got sleepy
>>43070051What if that was the plan all along?
>>43068345
>>43071336
>>43072932I struggle to identify what is going on here. Are these bats drinking blood directly from a human arm?
>>43073028I think they're excited to watch blood being drawn or transfused in.
>>43073368That bat is thicc.
>>43074587Being retarded never looked so cute.
>>43075625Leather pile.
>>43075895Is she smelling mango or a husbander?
>>43076092husbander with a mango
bat ponies are eviland I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>43076661
>>43076716>Bat painted shutterstock on the gunWeird flex but okay.
>>43072342Bat wings are so erotic
>>43072342this might be the cutest bap
>>43077321Don't fuck bats, they say.Well if the bats look like this in a dress, how am I supposed to not do that, huh? Tell me that, wise guy!
comfy bap
>>43077994>how am I supposed to not do that, huh?Because the fabric of the dress is blocking the entry point.
>>43079486Should I be concerned? This expression screams predatory intentions.
