>Call me a chicken one more time and I swear I’ll tell Rainbow Dash. Do you wanna know what my closest friemd will do when she finds out you’ve been tormenting me? Its not gonna end pretty. She’ll probably rip off one of your arms and beat you with it. So go ahead, call me a chicken again. It’ll be a permanent life-changing experience…
>>43050712Chicken
>>43050712Aww, look at this little chick, so moody. Are you hungry? Wanna some chicken feed?
>>43050712>RainbowDash?>more like RainbowCRASH!
>rape
>>43050712>Go ahead and fetch that angel for me, sweetie.>I mean chicken.
>>43050712RD does not care
>>43050841
>>43050712CHICKEN
>>43051299
>>43051824That's a big chickun
>>43051847For you.
>>43051847>>43051847>>43051847>>43051847
>runs to Rainbow Dash and not her parents
>>43050712What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little chicken? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your clubhouse, and I have over 300 confirmed boops. I am trained in chicken warfare and I'm the top chicken-booper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another chicken.
>>43052094What are they supposed to do when they live in Cloudsdale?
Fun fact: Scootaloo is a dog, not a chicken.
Whole lot of anons ITT are going to get their arms ripped off by Dash it seems.
>>43052764Scoots is just exaggerating, Rainbow Dash will actually take you aside and ask you why you're bullying a foal, what the fuck is wrong with you? And then take Scootaloo to go get ice cream.
>>43052773>thisAnd it would hurt a lot more then having your arm ripped off.
>>43052828Exactly. Because you won't be there to see the look on Scoot's face when Dash pulls into KFC instead of the ice cream shop and starts laughing.
>>43052841KFC has shakes and ice cream so she's fine.
>>43053729Accurate reaction to meeting her parents.
>>43050802More like Rainbow FASCist.
>>43054009Chikkun singularity>>43054020She's a bad influence
>>43054054my kinda club
>>43054483that's nasty scoots
>>43054483What the fuck was wrong with her parents.
>>43053286The worker is in on it and when RD orders an icecream its a cone with a chicken wing in it.
>>43055046I dunno, feels out of character for Dash towards kids.
>>43055421Early season Dash? 100% wouldn't be horrible to foals.Late season Dash? I'm not so sure she wouldn't.
>>43055523Late season Dash had several focus episodes about specifically not being horrible to foals.
I wish I was a colt or filly Rainbow Dash would molest because she does that.
>>43055607i remember the one where Scootaloo wants to be hardcore but Rainbow Dash won't let herlighting cunt was in it
>>43050841>zephyr breeze is your new brother-in-law after he finally seduces dash (for real this time (TM))
>>43056596Yeah, or the one where Dash spends the entire camping trip being sweet and parental to her.early season Dash was way more of a jerk to her than later season Dash. Later season Dash is more of a parent than Scootaloo's actual parents to her.
>>43056723yeah but doesn't Dash also do this >>43055611sure she's sweet during the day, but that just means she gets to be extra sweet at night, when they're alone in their tent
>>43053151Whew! I usually prefer fillies but damn she's a pretty mare
>>43056828Dash won't even acknowledge kids unless they come up to her. You're confusing her with Twilight.
>>43057254She didn't hesitate to snatch this filly minding her own business, and she does spy on her fan club.
>>43057314the evidence is mounting up, it's undeniablethis must be why they call her rapebow dash
>>43059782If I could just pick her up and toss her into the sky and then catch her I'd be satisfied with life.
>>43059795what if you didn't catch her tho
>>43060045picrel would mean he's got one mean toss
>>43060529SCOOTALOO NO YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO BEES
>>43052759I’ve owned chickens before and they do in fact act like dogs.
>>43059795
>>43060581What more could you possibly want in life?
Why is Scoots always the default pony people in this fandom wanna see suffer like some kind of Charlie Brown/Eugune Horowitz hybrid? Faust endorses her being handicapped. The fandom calls her a chicken and makes up headcanons about how shes homeless and unloved. Its evolved way past shitposts and memes into demented, third-world fetishiziation.
>>43061085Because she is canonically disabled and neglected.
>>43061085it's called scootabuseit came from two things>her not being able to fly (but still idolizing Dash)>early fandom deciding that she was an orphanit was just kind of agreed that being Scootaloo is suffering
>>43061085Does that include making her EQG counterpart undergo a month-long, unwilling transformation into a dairy cow?
>>43061438I wanna preen Scootaloo.
>>43061616I want to throw her into a vat of boiling oil
>>43061085Every fandom needs a whipping boy.
I love this chicken
>>43062260can't unsee pool-toy shaped chickun
>>43063171Is she still your fav?
>>43061085What drives you to come in here, see a tradition that's been held since the dawn of the show, and start rambling about your obsession with identity politics? Fuck off retard.Also S9 is not canon and she does not have retarded aussie parents nor lesbian aunts.
Fuckin scooter lou
>>43056436kek, is this a dsp reference?
>>43064511
>>43066187Bite-sized chikkun
https://youtu.be/X20_hHmfXNY?si=KD1Rld9cfkeHD0Ec
>>43050712I thought your best friend was Applebloom
>>43067527Fluttershy...
>>43067948He lost them in the accident.
>>43050712
>>43068814
>>43068814>>43068821Technically unfinished, but you get the idea of what kind of week(s) Scootaloo is about to have...
>>43068125So is that a souvenir she got from the Rainbow Factory?
scoot-scootaloooooo
Bump.
>>43072594Why would someone collar a pony?
>>43071041https://youtu.be/pCOb6Fykxz0?si=QETqLTihHBgPgrj2
