Eye Contact Edition.All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell! Don't let it die!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirensOld Shattered Gem: >>42987605
new Hadley's art, and it features Aria!!sadly, it's with that girl's or tranny, idk OCbut at least Aria is pretty cute and sexy here
>>43052562heyo
>>43052665They'll have the last laugh
>>43052623Ew what an awful color palette
>>43052665They can come to my room and share my bed.
>>43052745 i wish to share my life with themand they will mock it
>>43052623>gave Aria a tramp stampOh…… M’kay…
>>43052882i kinda feel split on thinking the dazzlings would be hedonistic/promiscuous, and thinking sex with humans(outside of >you of course) is beneath them, and that they'd rather fuck each other(have a steak at home instead of go get fast food)
Stop! You've violated the law!Letting the thread reach such a precarious page number; That's criminal negligence!Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
>>43053132You'll never take me alive!
>>43053132…what’s the sentencing?
>>43053677Eating a succulent Chinese meal.
>>43053685Is that what we're calling her now?
>>43053705Misread, I thought he was asking what the charge was.
>>43053715I was.
>>43053132im sorrypleasetake my meat
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>>43053948cute hd dagi
>>43052562>wake up, eat shit and drink the coffee>sit down in that order>internet dies just long enough to piss me off>start playing a game after it comes back up>the fucking power flashes off and on again and i have to wait 10 minutes to reboot my shitty pcits not fair why cant i be with them instead of being in this gay shitty earth where god gives me his greatest challenges
>...
goodnight dazzlers
>>43053948One of the best cosplays I've seen hands down town
Have a bump, lazy fish.
>>43056158based dazzlefren
>>43055593Give the poor girl a coat!
the puff girl have something for (You)
>>43056969Oh no no no anonYou (better) have something for HER(You're sleeping on the couch for a week if you didn't get her anything)
https://www.deviantart.com/nekojackun/art/Picari-1301719741
>>43056969qt!>>43057107What would you get Adagio /dzg/?
>>43057289Nice
>>43057510For Adagio: First thing: something expensive and flashy that I know she would want to show offSecond thing: something personal I made myself (a poem or portrait) to show that I want to be more than a wallet and that she's more to me than a pretty face with great hair ( and luscious hips)For Sonata:Tacos and a necklace or pendant.For Aria:(hope that she has a niche hobby I know about)if not that then a trip to someplace I think she would enjoy
another morning another dazzle
>>43057289Hmmm, I don't know... My phone is better. You should send me that picture and any others you have so we can really get a good look.
>>43057889>For Adagiowhat if you do both? what then? you give her the poem or portrait and then give her the expensive flashy thing, what does she do then? blowjob?>AriaGod that makes me want to write a green where Anon discovers Aria's embarrassing hobby, knitting/wood carving/idfk and compliments her work and they have a moment
>>43057289Please tell me there's a full version of the Aria photo?
>>43058895i also want it>>43059222HNNNG
>>43059222>adagiobased and accurate
i want to boof from the poof
>>43059451>Everytime you fuck Adagio, her Siren instincts take over because she is mated to you, and she is compelled to try and get pregnant>The portal fucked with her womb and made her barren, either intentionally by Starswirl as a fuck-you, or just as a side-effect, or just because lol>She is inconsolable everytime you fuck because of it, but your dick gets berried so deep, they'll have to crown you King Arthur to get it outwould you still?
>>43059880No because she's not my waifu.
>>43059222>Not posting the follow up
>>43059971need some follow ups for Aria and Sonata
>>43059965who then
>>43060488Dear Neptune, sweet Jesus...
>>43060488>>43060492wat
>>43060488that perfect body, in that perfect girl... damnIt can be frustrating that your beautiful fishwife is not physically with you, but what really matters is that your feelings for her are real and genuine, and they are here and now.It's those feelings that you should focus on, and never turn them into something negative or depressing
>>43059187EQG Stream this Sunday at 20 UTC!We’re gonna watch Friendship Games and play UT2004, Gartic Phone and Excalidraw!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9508590/eqg-streamSee (You) there!
I started out just wanting to marry SonataNow I want to marry all three of themMy adoration for them has rekindled my passion for writing. (still working on them greens dazzlefrens I am a slow bastard)I am happy beyond belief that I could turn my love for them into something constructiveRemember what their sendoff told us anonsFind the magicFind it not only for them but for yourself as well
>>43061255Sweet butts
>>43061222thisjust understand your fish waifu is real in your heart
Shall I Sing of Despair
goodnight dazzlers>>43062396no my fren you must remember good times to stick through the badtimes do it for her>>43061395>Now I want to marry all three of themSame desu
>>43062625What about...Dis Pear?
>>43061255Will be there maybe
imagine spanking adagio's booty
>>43063044God, I wish.
>>43063044>adagio has you spank sonata when she acts up>sonata starts acting up on purpose>adagio and aria get jealous of the attention anon gives her and start demanding he spank them too
>>43064146(hope nobody gets pissed i took an image for this)which civ would adagio and aria play in age of mythology. assuming adagio is into rts games. i ask adagio and aria because i guess sonata would pick egypt because they're pretty.
>>43063044In Public: (or in front of Aria or Sonata)You're getting smacked, maybe even punchedIn Private:She will jump on your johnson like a starving animalShe will leg lock every time you sploogeShe will ride you until you're emptyYou will have a shattered pelvisYou will need an IV dripIt will be worth it
>>43064142Wrestling with Aria on the beach sounds like a good way to spend a day
>>43064762sounds like a fun way to get some bruises
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>>43065154god damn i hope he does an aria
i hate the east so muchgood night
>>43065341Kek gn anon
>>43063914>Adagio invents Communism as a way to foster humanity s destruction
sad
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>>43066181Nice
>>43066181Beautiful.
Bump
>>43067231sure is a lot of this shit happening
>>43067446Still writing fellas don't lose hope.I'm slow as a sloth taking a shit.As long as I draw breath, I'll adore and honor our gorgeous giant sea horses with stories.
>>43067231im not despairing, i have hundreds of old photos and im not afraid to dump them
>>43067512meant for >>43067491
>>43067516>>43067512
goodnight dazzlerswill remake if it gets slid i guess lmfao
>>43067889>SpoilerShame I won't let it.
>>43067889wtf is this image real?
>>43068530yes, captured by me when siren hunting in the bay in 2002. i have been hunting and cataloguing sightings of these three cryptids for years now. i am hot on their track.pic related - a siren, a very dangerous creature
>>43068833This pic has no right being as cool as it is
>>43069236thisi have no idea what the fuck is going on this though; why is aria using a purple light saber if she is with adagio on the dark side. the only dark side user to do that is revan.
>>43069241Pretty sure right is Starlight, not Aria
>>43069253nah the skin and the twin tails tho
Question time again anons.First half:Do you think the dazzlings winning the battle of the bands would have been good or bad for them in the long term?Second half:You've been isekai'd to just before the events of Rainbow Rocks.You have in your possession, a phone with access to Earth's internet. (and signal)Will you try to help them with their original goals?OrWill you try to persuade them to take a different path to get what they're after?(Got a few short greens planned about this idea. I'll get to them someday.)
>>43069253>>43069255sorry anon but that is clearly starlightyou can check the tags in the boorus too:https://derpibooru.org/images/3773136
>>43069381ripi hate that they just straight copied her design>>43069362will answer later tonight prob
>>43069524>"Anon, quick - don't ask questions - get in!"do you
was not meant to be a reply >>43069813i do this a lot when hammered ig
>>43069813Yeah, I'll hop in.If Sonata is driving, it means Adagio and Aria are unable to drive which means it's serious.Not that I would consider her a bad driver 95% of the time.Just the one most likely to accidentally drive through a shopping mall because she dropped her taco.
>>43069913>trixie x adagioweird
my favorite dazzling will always be sonata, literally since i was kid. for me, she was the less like ''evil'' bc of her bubbly personality. i think she's super cute and relatable, also her design is very pretty and original even tho i think she should have gotten a better outfit. adagio is a literal icon, her voice is so strong powerful and overall; beautiful. i think i heard that she was dubbed by an opera singer, which would explain her high note in her dragon form. i think that the thing which represents her the most, besides from her voice, its her hair, i have never seen another mlp/eg character w such a curly and obv pretty hair. i love all the dazzlings but for me aria is my last favorite, i think she deserved more lines and prominence, i felt like her character was empty and was only used as adagio's dog, she was very pretty though
>>43069925Eh she didn't seem like the dog to me. They just act more like they're annoyed with her than anything else; Adagio and Aria still share grins with her etc. Plus they're in a stressful situation and she's just talking about dumb shit, I can imagine that would get irritating. They just seem also generally to be naturally abrasive personality wise.
Have an excerpt from a test scene of a fic I probably won't get around to fully writing for a while.Partly curious how mad y'all would be with me using the Dazzlings as...well, villains.(Also if the personalities seem off, I've literally not seen anything past EQG1, so this is just using what I know of EQG through fandom osmosis.)>Checking the driver mirror to see Aria’s face obscured by the dry-van box, Scoot slowly began to slip out the driver door.>“Next,” Adagio continued, still pointing the rifle at Twilight with an iron grip, “you’ll take us to wherever you’ve stored the two hundred thousand.”>Twilight, leaning against the step of the truck, slowly let her hands fall towards her hips.>Quietly shutting the door, Scoot slunk around the front of the truck and ducked behind the car to better observe the situation.>“And finally, if you tell anyone about this…”>“We know where your niece lives,” Aria stated.>“And I’ve been wanting to get a babysitting job!” Sonata added, giving a genuine grin.>Twilight hesitated, before finally sighing. “...Alright.”>Adagio started to relax. “Good girl.” She chuckled, smirking slyly.>“You just forgot to make sure of one thing…” Twilight said, glancing between them.>Adagio’s smile fell. “What?” she asked flatly, raising an eyebrow.>“Remember to keep your enemy’s hands in the air.”>Twilight flicked the revolver out of her belt and pulled the trigger. With a loud bang, the bullet whizzed too far to the right of Adagio, missing her, and recoil alone nearly sent Twilight tumbling backwards into the truck.>Immediately, Adagio tightened her grip on the assault rifle and fired, sending a barrage of bullets straight through Twilight’s torso.>Scoot’s eyes sprung wide in horror as she watched her friend’s lab-coat turn crimson.>Once the bullets ceased, Twilight simply collapsed dead on the pavement.>“TWILIGHT!” Scoot screamed, starting to run towards her friend’s corpse.>She skidded to to stop as soon as Adagio turned the rifle towards her.>“Y-you bi–h... ee-eeaahh!” Scoot quickly turned to run the other way.>Adagio began firing towards her.>Scoot ducked around the front of the truck only to freeze as Aria was waiting with her rifle.>Adagio then caught up and stopped, readying her own gun.>Scoot closed her eyes and whimpered as she prepared to be shredded.
>>43069888or she just stole the keys to the van and wants anon to buy lunch>>43069362I said I'd answer it later but jesus christ these are some deep ass questions(I feel like the first I'd need some time)I will answer this one though>You have in your possession, a phone with access to Earth's internet. (and signal) Will you try to help them with their original goals?>Or>Will you try to persuade them to take a different path to get what they're after?I would go either way really. I feel like they'd end up not really being fulfilled and happy in the end getting empty adoration(though they'd be fed for sure). Maybe it would be good for a few centuries before they start getting tired of it I dunno.
>>43070235>Partly curious how mad y'all would be with me using the Dazzlings as...well, villains.That was somewhat in one of my favorite greens - Make a Mistake With Me - so I am all for it.>ReadsEh not my cup of tea but I do like how it was written.
>>43069913I want to kiss Sonata like rhis
>>43070283I'd try to get them to go legit.They have the talent, determination, and creativity to make it in show biz without mind control.I'd have to find some kind of long term goal for them to strive for once they hit it big though.Teach them that the hard won battles where you could always lose are the most satisfying."Give a man everything and he will turn it to ruin"To many musicians get everything they thought they wanted, get tired of it and begin a self destructive downward spiral. I'm sure rallying everybody to come together to stop g5 from happening would work for a while.
gooood morning dazzlers
>>43071313Look at her, dressed so smartly.
sleepy thread>>43071411>"Awww but I don't wanna go to the stupid social-thingy tonight! You always make me wear boring stuff like you!">"Sonata, put the coat on; I pulled a lot of strings to get us into this convention.">"... You sang at the manager.">"SHUT IT ARIA"i like imagining that adagio and co spent a long while before the events of the movie just running around building estates in between singing and feeding on unsuspecting prey while moving around through the years.i love the 1000 year old dazzle interpretation more than the fish-out-of-water kind of interpretation of it for just this kinda stupid autism
>>43071421we'll meet againdont know whenone sunnnny day
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>>43071071To expanded on my post here.Another idea would be to tell them about the statue portal.No doubt they want to go home.They wouldn't be happy to hear that they'd need to make peace with the equestrians and crystal empire to get through without problems though.A quick video showing what might happen if they go forward with their original plan would probably silence any objections.Let them figure what they want to do.I'd just be the anchor to keep them from going overboard.Maybe they'd go on a world wide concert tour.Get their fill of adoration.Use their argument causing abilities to keep the legion of doom from becoming a thing.I really need start writing this shit down for when it's this ideas turn to get written into a bunch of mini stories.
>>43071944i wish i was sonata
https://www.deviantart.com/riouku/art/C-Adagio-and-Chrysalis-1304059178
>>43072856God I love this pairing and I don't know why. It works so bizarrely well.
>>43061255Tomorrow!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9508590/eqg-stream>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43073482Ah the slide began neatWill join later
>>43073597oh tomorrowwas not paying attention
Okay anon, listen up.You and your fish wife (or wives) have returned to equestria.Your wife (wives) went from human to giant sea horse dragon.Are you a bad enough dude to sexually satisfy her (or all of them)?Can you handle being married to a mini kaiju?
https://www.deviantart.com/cailauniverse/art/Triple-Sirens-3D-1304250413#image-1
>>43073925>Are you a bad enough dude to sexually satisfy her (or all of them)?Other than fulfilling my very weird fantasy of walking into their giant fish pussies and sleeping in them like a caterpillar in a warm fleshy cocoon, or perhaps a retarded stillborn that does not know it is not a stillborn and is living in the womb for a little bit til the hook comes - I am not sure what I would do in that situation desu.
>>43073969You need to fuck the sea horse pussy anon
>>43073962Big gals
>>43073981i want to live inside my giant sea horse waifu's cavernous pussy
>>43073925fish pussy is perfectly fine for me desuor at least only when it comes to these girls
>>43074755Remember anon, this is GIANT fish pussyMight have to lower yourself in up to your armpits and start moving your whole body up and down to do the job
>>43074806anon i can only take so much
welptime again>>43075049god i want to bounce those tits around like a beach ball
>>430612551 hour to go!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9508590/eqg-stream>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43061255Starting!>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43075821basedi look forward to these now, will be in later
>>43073031Who do you think has the worse mood if they had a bad night's sleep -Adagio, Aria, or Sonata?
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>>43076590i did thank you based enjoy anon
>>43076341Definitely AdagioAria might be the most outwardly grumpy but the poof is the truly ferocious one.Without a doubt the most difficult but rewarding to tame.
>>43076341>AriaShe receives you with a fist. DO NOT talk to her until she is properly rested>SonataShe tried to sleep A LOT, but there was no luck. She will sleep all day to try again. She will succeed, but now you have to deal with her at night>AdagioShe will just ignore you. Her face shows she is not in the mood for anything, and if you value your life, you will let her sleep.
>>43076900>>43077176fun answersi do wonder now what a grumpy/sleep-deprived sonata is likealso goodnight dazzlers
>>43073963look at Adagio and Aria's facesthey are the sameThey are sisters
>>43075049>>43064142
>>43064142>>43075049>>43077377
>>43077467what are adagio's thoughts
good morning friends>>43077846she is just happy her idiots are happy and busy with each other and not bothering heruntil she starts feeling left out and jealous and misses them, and then a slice of life episode happens where she and them grow closer at the endand they possibly have a threesome
>>43077380why does aria look like she's going to beat the shit out of someone while the other two look relaxed
>>43078334Adagio and Sonata get having fans. Aria is just tired of wankers following her around.
>>43078502
>>43078502>>43078770in my haste to bump i left the replystill relevant though - chinese fans
>>43078334Sonata wants to build a sandcastle with youAdagio wants you to rub her back with tanning lotionAria wants to wrestle your ass into submission
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>>43079201Bit basic, but is good.
>>43079201Nice
that time again dazzlersalso >>43079201based enjoy anon hits it outta the park again
Rise
>>43080202like aria's dick?
thread already down tho
>>43080202>>43080383Let go, Flash. Is your PTSD talking.
>>43080383it's called an ovipositor (don't call hers small, she'll bite)
>>43077846She's just happy to see her sisters getting along.
>>43081517That a cuck chair thing or an "Dommy mommy instructor" thing?
>>43081733is there a differenceim kidding
>>43081733Depends on if you're asking Adagio or the other two.
>>43081784Adagio would tell you there is.
>>43081877i dont know how to interpret this exchange to be honest
>>43081517KekHaven’t seen this one before>>43081733Classic
it begins anew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTz04kpDP8MAI but still cool concept songAt least this girl makes an effort to make the songs listenable, rather than just having lyrics sung badly by a computer
Yar!
>>43083664Our girls made for great villains but I'm glad they didn't get bought back for a revenge arc.Them moving on (even if they didn't really have a choice) shows a lot more intelligence, character, and self awareness.I wish we could have seen what the writers had planned for their arc.
>>43083630
>>43084067I love Adagio's expression;>"i'm so proud of her"watching aria do the siren race justice
>>43083886Agreed whole heartedly. They were very lightning in a bottle and I'm glad they didn't bring them back even though I always wish for more, because part of me knows they would have ruined them down the line by making them recurring villains. Still would have been fun until that happened though.
>>43084552I'd have liked them to slowly become on-again, off-again rivals for the Mane 7, not as antagonists, but as the occasional red-herring or an unwilling ally from time to time.
>>43081517you could say it warms the cuckolds of her heart>>43082873I remember when it all started and I wanna say it feels like yesterday but honestly it feels like forever ago
>"Whoa so that's what that thingy is for!"
>>43083184The Moodlings
>>43085052>Moodlings>Their gems change color depending on Anon's mood when he fucks them like those moodstone things>That or moodling means they are bipolarjesuswhich of them would be the worse to deal with with bipolar
>>43079201
>>43084637>Occasional unwilling ally from time to timeI really like this too.>"Come now Sunset, surely you know as well as I the only way to defeat him...">"... Celestia darn it, Adagio - fine... Here... Take the last reserves of my energ- magic..."
>>43084637>>43085639You guys are describing very reason I'm glad they got out while they did. Thank god this never happened.
>>43085712It could have worked in the hands of good writers.Two very different sides coming together to face a bigger, stronger threat works well when it's done right.I picture the dazzlings not wanting to help the mane 7 at first unless there was something in it for them.They might slowly (and I mean slowly) begrudgingly respect their ability as a team over time.
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>>43086110>>43086113>>43086115>shego x adagioholy fuck i had no idea i needed this
>>43086504Beach BUMp
>>43085264Adagio kind of is bipolar already. But probably Sonata would be the worst if she was.
>>43086967>Adagio kind of is bipolar alreadyI can believe it
>>43087215
>>43087471
>>43087474Poor Sonata gets the worst of it.
>>43087215Calling all armchair psychologists!I repeat!Calling all armchair psychologists!What condition would you diagnose each dazzling with?(Sonata definitely has a touch of the tism)How would you try to help each of them now that you know what they have?
>>43087494Adagio - BipolarAria - DepressionSonata - ADHD>How would you try to help each of them now that you know what they have?Buying albums and concert tickets.
i love fish.
>>43087806I want to have sea horse kaiju wives
>>43087909But anon you would not be able to fuck them you'd have to live inside them
>>43087961Size difference will not stop me anonMy entire body is a tool in my goalBroken bones will not stop meLack of air will not stop meI am gonna need a fuck ton of gatorade afterward thoughGotta prepare for whoever's turn it is tomorrow
>>43087983>tomorrow>implying they would let you have even an hour
bump
>>43088800
>>43088472>Your entire lower body was covered in heavy duty rapid healing bandages>Adagio's cavernous siren pussy had crushed you like a vice>Her siren forms version of her famous leg lock she did every time you fucked as humans>The doctor said not to take the bandages off until tomorrow afternoon>Unfortunately your other two giant fish wives aren't known for their patience >"C'mon Anon! I wanna make babies now!">"Sonata, the doctor said to wait twenty four hours and we don't know if that semen translation spell works until a few months pass. You can use me a living dildo tomorrow. I promise">Aria hadn't said anything so far>She just eyed you like a predator watching a piece of meat get dangled behind a glass window.>Now that she was bigger than you, the last thing was going to be was gentle>You had never feared sex until coming to Equestria with the dazzlings>Still felt amazing, just the had the ever present threat of breaking a few bones
>>43087983Godspeed Anon. You're an inspiration to us all.
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>>43089913I have the png of my comm if anyone's interested
>>43089994Let's see it
>>43090011https://files.catbox.moe/kyrrab.png
>>43090060basedalso goodnight dazzlers
The dazzlings invented daylight savings time to feed off the exhausted suffering of mankind
I will say even though I've shat on the lazy racebaity skinswap edits(and it makes more sense for them to be Greek anyway because they're Sirens. Cope) - Latina Sonata is pretty nice
>>43091170Them being greek would explain why they're always broke
>>43091240jesus fucking christ anon
>>43091241It's the only explanation for being thousands of years old and living in a van
>>43091259utilitarianism?
>>43060251Requested on your behalf, anon.
>>43091456Knowing that OC, a lot of "action" will happen after that meal.
>>43059222>>43091897https://derpibooru.org/images/3779538?q=my%3AwatchedEnjoy
>>43091897>>43091962Kino
>>43091897>>43091962You’re a true king.
>>43091897SIGNS OF LIFE!DRAWLORD DELIVERS
>>43091240They may always be poor, but they always have a good source for olive oil
adaggo
>>43092354Did you feel that?
>>43092135>"Hey girls, why do you have a hundred gallons of olive oil?"
>>43092980so do they just cum olive oil then? where does it come from? how do they produce it?or wait no its just because they're greek so it wouldn't be that - unless every greek person in equestria girls world can cum olive oil? i mean, its clear that the 'humans' in equestria girls aren't exactly 'human', they're more like the interdimensional mirror/analogue version of their pony-selves/Equestrian-selves, right? Well, Equestrians aren't really human and don't act human(that's why their world isn't a shithole), so therefore we can assume that by connection that the 'humans' in the show, even though they're human in form, are not exactly human in the traditional sense.So maybe, just maybe - with enough mental hoops, I can make it make sense.
it's sonata's bath time.how do you proceed
>>43093434I don't know why, but I immediately thought of "vagina dentata" when looking at this image.
>>43091897kek good job, anon!!>>43092980>>43093143>so do they just cum olive oil then?lmaoo>>43093434I kiss her kneesa lot
all this talk of greek mythology reminded me of this crazy movie I saw a couple months ago called "Malpertuis"I am definitely gonna write a green based on the twist at the end
>>43093699do it anon i believe in you>>43093602do you kiss her poosy
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>>43094092Soonhttps://files.catbox.moe/dlm9ci.gif
>>43093827>do it anon i believe in youIt's on the listMy first green "Tacos from hell" is almost finishedGonna post it this weekWill probably write a few of those dazzling movie night greens next
>>43093844not a fan of that show but I must admit that it is a good drawing>>43094179hyped!!
>>43094156Now we're talking
>>43094156HOLY SHIT HE IS GOD>>43094179based
>>43094156Wild to think you browse /mlp/.
>>43094156Now that's the good stuff!
>>43094620and /dzg/ at that!our girls are eternal muses, divine sources of inspiration in the fields they represent;>adagio: muse of plans and spinner of webs - inspires foresight and cunning>aria: muse of endurance and strength; inspires and instills the endurance and strength to act on the plan>sonata: muse of play or something. inspires/instills carefree play after the plans and work are done; enjoy the fruits of your labor and go wild(until adagio says 'alright girls time for the next feeding')i am not that autistic about it lol
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>>43094736it aint right
>>43088184https://derpibooru.org/images/3780317?q=my%3Awatched
>>43094969Qt
>>43088184>>43094969>her face when you get her little trinkets anytime you go out togetherI need this.
>>43095724>she could buy them herself or steal them using magic and even get something way better but she still values your trinkets more than any of the expensive shit she getslmfao all anons want is to just be appreciated and valued
>>43095802Don’t know why that last bit was necessary but alright. I just wanna go on dates and get Aria little gifts all the time.
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>>43095848my wife after breeding
>>43094570>>43094620I'm just the commissioner, lol>>43094736Aria's next after Sonata
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>>43096955lol sonata's big ol monkey dick
>>43094156
>>43097297Sonata fucks big fat monkey dicks.
>>43097685As it should be
>>43097685>"I love Anon's monkey dick">Adagio is disgusted>Aria gets it
>>43096910Still you are doing God's work
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>>43098260>>43098264Hot damn based enjoyanon
>>43098901>Sonata wants you to watch her play one of the games you like>She wants to also sit in your lap and have you teach the game to her>How does it go
>>43098979Pretty wellShe strikes me as a quick learner
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look what i foundrare adagio
>>43099442cute dagi
>>43099442Cool
ariacakestastes like blueberries and shit
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>>43099087sameI like the idea/interpretations where she is the most emotionally in tune of the group and she is intuitive in ways they aren't and useful in certain situations and perspectives.
>>43101092In my stories I have her a lot more competent than most think she is but doesn't always know how to apply it. So she tends to be pretty specialized- not quite autistic hyper focused but just randomly good at random things- like engineering or budgeting.You hand her 20 dollars she'll immediately go waste it on McDonalds or Taco Bell... and the come back for 5 dollars more because she forgot about sales tax. But you give her your portfolio? She'll manage and optimize that shit like a master.I also think too many people forget sirens are predators. Sonata's a nice predator, and follows her sisters lead, but even on her own he's still as manipulative as any siren and her instinct tells her to go for the throat without remorse. Still a sweet heart, but still a siren.
>>43101250can i read your stories anon
>>43101352They haven't been updated in a bit, been having some writers block shit but my most recent story is Parasite Eve: Fuse on Fimfiction is you're serious. Starts as a Sunset focused story but the Dazzlings come in a later in a big way.
>>43101358will be sure to check it out later fren
>>43101360Hope you like it! It's so far my best story I think- learned a lot about writing since my first one.
>>43101250>I also think too many people forget sirens are predators. Sonata's a nice predator, and follows her sisters lead, but even on her own he's still as manipulative as any siren and her instinct tells her to go for the throat without remorse. Still a sweet heart, but still a siren.I also love this and agree whole-heartedly; That's how I've always seen her, but never have been able to put it eloquently. It's that + the whole 'heart of the pack/family/group' thing that makes up my interpretation of her.
BUMp
>>43094156https://derpibooru.org/images/3781906?q=my%3Awatchedhttps://derpibooru.org/images/3781942?q=my%3AwatchedEnjoy
>>43101562HOLY SHIT that shading is fucking awesome
>>43101250Back when I was still writing, I had Sonata under the influence of an Indigo lantern ring, since I always assumed that Sonata was the most manipulative.
>>43101562That's how you make Sonata happy
>>43101596indigo lantern ring?
I'm just gonna leave this taco right here
>>43103183>has been waiting her entire life for this moment...>sonata picks up the taco...
>>43103183>>43103217>and then pic related
My story "Tacos from Hell" is gonna be a couple more days till it's doneApex predator with a softer side is prime wife materialMaybe that's why I fell so hard for Sonata and her sisters
>>43103217>>43103222AND THAT'S WHEN I SPRING MY TRAP and hug her
>Anon learns Sirenese to speak to Sonata>Her reaction: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FSndUtRFWao
Mentioned this in another thread, but is probably worth mentioning here:There's some untapped potential in having the Dazzlings be ultra-shady business partners/benefactors, I think. They're basically the most morally bankrupt of the EQG villains (or at least that's what I've been told; I haven't actually watched anything after EQG 1 yet), so I can see them willing to do any dirty job for you, so long as you can pay a good price and/or it benefits them too.As a couple examples in two unrelated fic ideas I've had:>With one, they sell Twilight some illegal materials they stole, so that she can then build them a weapon (at which point Twilight cheats them out of it, and they brutally murder her in retaliation).>With the other, Twilight is in desperate need of someone to fund a new magic-based experiment, after her previous scholarship thesis was accidentally leaked in pieces by her friends, and subsequently stolen by some of the Crystal Prep girls. The Dazzlings catch wind, and not only offer her funding for a new experiment, but urge Twilight to pursue a very *specific* (and extremely unethical) experiment; one Twilight can use to get sweet revenge on every single one of her friends (and which will also greatly benefit the Dazzlings' new business venture).
>>43103965>they brutally murder her in retaliationI dunno. I liked it up until here lol. Just seems needlessly edgy and out of character to be honest.Yeah you can make the argument that it's a kid's movie but I still never get tired of bringing this up:>Sunset gets her devil aspect magic power and immediately tries to crush Princess Twilight in an attempt to flat-out murder her>The Dazzlings meanwhile get their full power and don't try to murder anyone and just seem to keep screaming their hypnosis song louder, and didn't seem to try to physically maim or brutally kill anyone at all for that matterI dunno. They just don't really scream "murder in fits of passion". That sounds more like Sunset going off of above.But I am autistic so I dunno. I'm also kind of weird in that I kind of portray them more as morally grey than just straight evil/villains. Kind of chaotic-neutral.
>>43103965>>43104010it's too late at night for this: i dont mean to shit on your ideas or anything, and for all I know with the way you write it I might enjoy it. I've liked other stories with murdery Dazzlings here or there in small amounts.
>>43104008My thoughts on them as antagonists exactly.They never came off as evil, just very very misguided and willing to do bad to get what they want if the situation calls for it.If EQG had continued, it looked like they would have gotten a slow burn redemption arc.of some kind.Sunset's backstage pass showed they don't hold grudges and are willing to admit fault and move on.I kinda like the idea of them being on friendly terms with the rainbooms while still being willing to play dirty on occasion.
>>43104566Plus I would like to point out how all the Dazzlings did - it didn't leave any lasting damage at all, even when they caused fights with their magic, and meanwhile Sunset went and actually put embarrassing shit of people out that still probably exists after her 'redemption' lol.
>>43104889nta btw also good morning dazzlers
>>43104894Sonata would be a complete and utter weeb if she discovered anime
>>43104008>>43104015>>43104566Hm...I perhaps retaliation is an over-the-top motive. It could be more practical than that, like that they can't afford to have Twilight report them to the FBI for being possession of contraband or something. Just as long as Twilight is dead and they're trying to eliminate Scootaloo as a witness.That said, what are y'all's thoughts on the other concept?At least on the Dazzlings' side of things, they just want to succeed in their new business, and the Rainbooms being neutralized is merely a plus they figured they could get given the circumstances.So long as the one group of people who might be suspicious of them are neutralized, it doesn't really matter if they're dead or alive.(Twilight's a different story; she might get a little too giddy about making her ex-friends suffer.)
>>43102489It's a comic thing. Basically, the Indigo Lantern Corps is full of criminals and psychopaths being forcefully taught empathy by an advanced piece of technology permanently attached to their finger.
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>>43105655I want that shirt>>43105215>Hm...I perhaps retaliation is an over-the-top motive. It could be more practical than that, like that they can't afford to have Twilight report them to the FBI for being possession of contraband or something. Just as long as Twilight is dead and they're trying to eliminate Scootaloo as a witness.I still feel like they'd sooner rather accomplish that through scheming/manipulative means than just a gross/vulgar display of barbarity.>the Rainbooms being neutralized is merely a plus they figured they could get given the circumstances.??They didn't seem to care about them that much in Backstage Pass to do anything really bad at all(you can argue 'Sunset had magic and they didn't' but uh... Yeah they just drive off lol. They don't even care enough to stay around and see if they can use the Equestrian magic that's afoot to fuck with her. They just leave); I don't understand.I do actually like the idea of Twilight trying to make some experiment though and it getting leaked and them helping her with the occult/arcane side of things.I am also self-aware enough to realize this is just me being a hardass over my pussy-villain interpretation of them lol(which is why I also implore you to just ignore me and go ahead and write what you want anyway)
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>>43106277didn't need to spoiler that...
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>>43106283booba>>43106277>>43106279DAMN!yours?
>>43106283niiiiiiice
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>>43107136Kek
>>43107433>>43107481Shit I actually didn't look at the gif lol I hope that's not* b& worthy>pic related
>>43107808cute matriarch fish
adagio, my beloved...
>>43108258what the fuck, i thought for a second it was meant to be a grey alienwho did this to herwas it that rotten bacon bitch!?!?
>>43108258>>43108571kek
slow day todayeven more so because i cant get my adderall filled
>>43109651The average person would not realize this is MLP related.This is like if EQG 2 was a 90s movie with cats.Kinda neat.Also: Dreamworks face on Adagio.
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Tacos from HellThis is without a doubt the shittiest thing I've ever written. Bon appetit."C'mon Aria! Hurry up! You're moving even slower than Nonny does after snu snu night!" >Sonata's excitement had rendered her unable to walk, only skip and hop her way to the soon to be promised land.>The purple grump groaned, her signature response to Sonata's shenanigans."I don't get why you're THIS excited for another taco day, we always go to one of the same three places whenever it's you turn to pick.">The taco junkie's enthusiasm didn't waiver, nor did her hopping."But this place just opened last week and we've never been here before. Isn't that just a little exciting?!">Aria rolled her eyes."Not really.">Sonata had opened her mouth to respond but cut herself off with a loud gasp."WE'RE HERE!">She was about to break into a full sprint but stopped when Adagio grabbed the back of her collar, stopping her mid stride.>The all powerful poof, with a deadly serious expression, beckoned Sonata closer with a finger.>She reluctantly stepped forward.>You swear the sky darkened a bit."No beans. Got it?">The cold intensity of Adagio's gaze was enough to trigger anyone's fight or flight response.>Sonata, to her credit only swallowed deeply and nodded before her happy go lucky smile returned and she continued skipping towards the restaraunt.>You still aren't sure what the hell went down in your house that day.>You were gone just long enough to miss the whole thing.>None of the girls have ever said anything about what happened.>The only things you know for sure are; it started with bean tacos and ended with a buttplug, a whole roll of duct tape, and an entire box of air freshener.>Maybe it's better you don't know.>Before walking through the doors of the establishment, you paused and admired the exterior.>"Flame and Brimstone Firepit">Didn't exactly roll off the tongue.>The outside walls had a volcanic look to them, a faint red and orange glow seeped from the cracks.>A real high end but at the same time, fun and laid back looking joint.>Not bad for place that was a five minute walk from your house.>The inside was a little too warm for your tastes, your suit jacket was soon removed and draped over the back of your chair.>There were just enough people inside to feel lively and comfortable.>"Wow, they've got a little bit of everything here.">You couldn't help but be impressed by the sheer variety this little startup had.>So many different kinds of burgers, fries, pizzas, and of course, tacos."Look, they've got a special! Thirty three extra hot hellfire tacos for half off!">Sonata was bouncing in her seat like she was ready to take off."Extra hot? I'm game.">Aria, the hot sauce connoisseur, licked her lips in anticipation and smirked.>"A lot of tacos buuuut that is a pretty damn good deal. I'm in.">You weren't about to pass up a chance to save money and avoid a ten minute argument over what to order.
>>43110038>Adagio loudly voiced her disapproval but your attention was drawn away from the developing battle at your table by an odd sight.>Trixie was running, fast as a olympic athlete, towards the bathroom while holding her stomach.>The special must have been a little too hot for her to handle.>You chuckled.>"What a wimp!">You turned your head back to face the girls only to be met with a very angry Adagio glaring at you.>Before you could ask what you had done wrong, Aria cut you off."Can't handle a little heat Dagi?" >The purple grump gave a smile so smug it could give even poof a run for her money."I bet you can't even finish one taco Dagi!">Sonata dealt the killing blow by taunting her with the one thing Adagio could never back down from.>A challenge."Fine! I'll take that bet. Order it Anon.">You did as you were told, poof giving you the evil eye the entire time.>She was really going to sit there the entire time with her arms crossed, sending a pissed off glance your way every now and then.>"C'mon hon, I wasn't calling YOU a wimp. I was talking about "Trix are for rabbits" over there, running into the bathrooms like her life depended on it.">You attempted to clear your name but Adagio only gave a huff in response, refusing to meet your gaze.>"I know you're not above having junk food on occasion, poof. I watched you utterly demolish that half tub of ice cream that night you thought I fell asleep in my chair when we-">Her foot kicked your leg under the table."OW! WHAT THE FUCK ADAGIO?!">Well, she tried to anyway.>She ended up hitting the knee of a certain purple grouch.>The now enraged grump kicked with all her might at poof's leg."OWIE! That really hurt Aria!">Sonata held her now bruised thigh in pain.>Oh the joys of four excitable people sitting close together at circular table."YOU CHEETO HAIRED CUNT!""BIG PURPLE JERK I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!""I SWEAR I'M GONNA BEAT BOTH OF YOU WITH A RUBBER HOSE UNTIL I'M THE ONE WHO'LL NEED A DOCTOR!">Time to nip this in the bud.>"GIIRRLLSS!">Shatner would have been proud of the way you delivered that.>The developing shitstorm died in an instant.>Sonata looked guilty and stared down at the floor.>Aria was like a peeved cat, clearly unsure if she should back down or stick to her guns.>Adagio appeared ready to redirect her vitriol back at you but held her tongue. Subdued rage clear on her face.>You slowly inhaled, held the breathe for a few seconds , then slowly released it.>"We ARE NOT getting kicked out or banned from this place on our FIRST TIME here! Understand me? You can kick each other as much as you damn well please at home. Calm the fuck down or we're all going home hungry.">They all looked varying degrees of upset but the short period of silent pouting ended when the promised tacos arrived.
>>43110063>The first waiter placed the massive platter of sizzling red and orange tacos on the table, leaving almost no space left.>The other two waiters placed four pitchers of ice water onto the few remaining empty spots.>"The chef wanted me to tell you that he hopes you enjoy the meal, it's his personal recipe." >The first waiter, a tall guy dressed in dark red with a well groomed mustache and goatee, gave the four of you a big smile before bowing and walking away.>Everyone's attention returned to the treasure trove of tacos.>Sonata looked as if she had just waked through the pearly gates of heaven and seen all of its infinite glories and wonders.>Aria eyed the food in front of her like a hungry predator who had just cornered its prey after a long and agonizing chase.>Adagio had turned pale, her nervous eyes drifting back and forth between the small army of tacos and the sizable, sweating pitchers of cold water.>The heat rising from the banquet before your licked at your skin almost playfully, as if it were beckoning you closer.>Sonata wasted no time in grabbing one and taking a bite, then another, and finally stuffed the remains into her mouth giving her chipmunk cheeks."It's wheally hwat bwut....UT'S SWHCOOO GUD.">You weren't sure if the tears in her eyes were from the heat of the spices or because she was enjoying the taste that much>The taco fiend grabbed one of the pitchers and took a large gulp of water.>Her eyes were almost gleaming."They're amazing!">After hearing Sonata's praises, Aria wasted no time, scarfing down a taco as if it could have run away if she had hesitated.>Taking only a sip of water, she wiped her mouth with her arm, a satisfied grin spreading across her face."We are definitely coming back here again." >The smell of spices and sauces hit your noise, daring you to take a bite.>You took a bite, heaven in a crunchy shell.>You took another, bliss and euphoria.>Sheer culinary magic at work.>It was also hotter than expected by at least twenty five degrees.>You quickly reached for the pitcher and took a large swallow.>"Wwwooooo! That's one spicy meatball!">It was a near perfect mix of flavor and heat.>Only one person at the table had yet to taste this fiery ambrosia.
>>43110126>Adagio Dazzle, former siren and alpha of the pod, looked as if for the first time in her life, she would rather not have all eyes on her.>She slowly raised a taco to her face, gave it a cautious sniff, and took a small bite.>Her eyes shrunk to pin pricks and her hand shot out to grab the ice cold water pitcher.>Aria grabbed her arm before she could get her fingers around the handle."Not until you finish the taco.">The poof looked ready to strangle the grinning grump but she didn't argue.>That would be admitting defeat. >An unacceptable outcome.>With a determined expression, she took another bite.>Each swallow made her face a a little redder and a little bit sweatier.>In roughly the same second she finished, the pitcher was snatched up and she started to chug its cold, clear, contents.>She stopped after downing over a fourth of it.>You, Sonata, and Aria all clapped.>Adagio was panting, her face flushed while she fanned herself with both hands.>It was hard to tell what was sweat, what was tears, and what was spilled water.>She was the definition of a hot mess."What do you think Dagi?! Aren't they amazing?!">Sonata may be a taco addict, but she loved seeing other people enjoy them as well.>The poofy haired hot mess huffed."Too hot for my tastes, but the flavor is pretty good. I'll give it that.">You and Sonata glanced at each other and smirked."ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US WE ACCEPT YO-""Shut up you two!">Adagio shook her head and sighed."I don't know who's the bigger child between you two."
>>43110130>The next however many minutes passed by a flurry of munching, crunching and sipping.>By the end of it, there wasn't a single taco left.>Adagio had eaten the least and was the slowest,and had drank all of the water in her pitcher.>You were in third place, reclining in your chair the best you could, looking satisfied.>Aria was in second, her ravenous pace made her reach her limit first though.>The winner when it came to most tacos devoured was unsurprisingly; Sonata.>Her pace was a balance between savoring every bite and stuffing herself like their was an unseen timer somewhere.>She was leaning her head back, mouth open a bit in a a relaxed smile while gently massaging her slight food baby.>Your were about ask if everyone was ready to go when an earth shattering sound interrupted you and echoed across the restaurant."UURRPP!">Many heads turned to discover a blushing Sonata to be the source."Hehe Scusies.""Uuugghh. You're so gross Sonata.">The purple grump didn't hide her disgust.>"Hey, in some human cultures, burping is seen as polite and a compliment to the chef.">You figured a little weird trivia might prevent the next sibling showdown."Why are you humans so bizarre?">You might be the only human Adagio has and ever will truly like.>"I said some cultures, not all. Anyway, you girls ready to go?">You stood up and started to put on your suit jacket."Yeah, we're ready. Let's go you two." >The poof answered for her sisters and led the way to the exit.>You were about to follow when something caught your eye.>That Flash guy was speed walking to the bathroom, clearly clenching.>You were barely able to hold in your laughter as the guitar he carried on his back caught on the door frame, made a comical sour note, and the resulting impact knocked him to floor with another sour note.>A gurgle from your stomach drew your attention away from the developing clusterfuck.>You probably ate a little too much, no need to worry.
>>43110038>>43110063>>43110126>>43110130>>43110135Ha, I quite enjoyed that Anon. Deleted my other post because I felt rude interrupting lol.Like I said, I love the little hints scattered here or there on things that went on in the past; Makes it feel more immersive. Not badly written at all.
>>43110147Thank you!There's more to come.
>>43110135>A few hours after the meal and less than a hour after the night's movie, the four of you had taken your positions in the couch cuddle pile.>You in the center with the girls all nestled around your relaxed form."I'm sorry about earlier in the restaurant. I shouldn't lose my temper like that.">Adagio actually sounded regretful.>"It's alright poof, no harm no foul.""I'm sorry for kicking you Aria, I was aiming for Anon.">Aria chuckled and gave a relaxed sigh."Yeah, I figured. Sorry about all the yelling Anon and sorry for kicking you that hard Sonata.""Mmmpph It's okay Aria, my leg doesn't hurt anymore.">You cracked a content smile.>They still fought a lot, as sisters do, but not nearly as much or aggressively as before.>It felt great to see them getting along more, the stresses of world domination and severe financial hardship long behind them."Will you stop squirming Sonata?! You've been doing this for almost a half hour.">Aria and Sonata, cuddle pile neighbors, most of the time at peace with each other but not tonight.>Certainly not tonight."I can't help it, my tummy really hurts, like really bad!">The grump rolled her eyes."You overdid it again on the tacos again.">Sonata slowly got up from the couch, holding her still slightly swollen stomach."No, this is different, this feels....">She was cutoff by a loud churning noise coming from her gut."GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOO">She ran to her bathroom and slammed the door shut.>A few seconds later, the sound of a raging geyser and an earsplitting cry of pain.>Oh god.>Aria seemed like she was going to say something but a deep gurgling interrupted ."Ooooooh nooooooo ffffuuuuUUUUUCCCKKKK!">In record time she had sprinted to her bathroom, her screams of agony and anger joining Sonata's shrill cries."IT BUUUUURRRRNNNSSS!">Poor Sonata was not feeling any better.
>>43110317>You and Adagio turned toward each other.>Her look of barely contained terror met your horrified expression.>A large single drop of sweat slowly inched down her face.>The sound of a car engine full of cooking oil roaring to life while underwater signaled she was next.>In the blink of an eye she had disappeared into her bathroom leaving you standing there alone.>Oh dear god.>A Harvey Keitel-esque wail escaped your throat as you realized the predicament you were in.>When the four of you were house hunting, the girls insisted on each having a bathroom to themselves.>Funny considering you all slept on a single large bed together.>Sisterly or siren behavior, you weren't sure.>You picked this house with three bathrooms, assuming that a situation where all three would be occupied at the exact time you needed to use the toilet would be one in a million.>You wanted to strangle your past self at that moment.>There were no toilets left in this house.>You were frantically looking everywhere for salvation.>Every second felt like trying to contain a thermonuclear explosion inside your bowels.>Outside?>No, the neighbors would probably see you, film it, send it to a tv show in hopes of winning money, or worse put it on the internet for the world to see.>The sink?>No, the girls would demand you have the entire thing replaced no matter how much you cleaned it.>Speaking of the girls, the choir of screaming and crying was still going strong.>It sounded like someone was punching the wall in rage.>Oh dear God in heaven.>The putrid stench filling the house was making you queasy.>Focus Anon!>What could you possibly use as a makeshift toilet?>A trash bag? >No, it couldn't survive what was coming.>A trashcan?>No, if your legs gave out the cheap plastic can would shatter under your full weight.>A pot?>No, it would fill up too quickly.>Wait.>A pot!>You turned your attention to Jim, the beloved cactus of the house.>"I'M SORRY JIM!">The unsuspecting cactus and his dirt were unceremoniously dumped onto the floor.>You grabbed a fresh roll of paper towels in a frenzy.>You pulled down your pants, sat atop the massive pot and finally....
>>43110324>Fire>Liquid fire shot out of you with the force and fury of a volcano that hadn't gotten its yearly sacrifice.>Oh dear God in heaven have mercy.>Another bad lieutenant-esque howl arose from your tormented lungs.>The pain and the burning was worse than anything you could have ever imagined.>You no longer feared hell for it was erupting out of your ass like an unholy fire hose.>Your screams and groans joined the agonized choir the dazzlings had created.>You put your hands a prayer formation and looked to the ceiling.>"I know I haven't talked to you in long loooonnnggg time but please help us out here! I'll start going to church. I"ll marry all three of them as soon as I get the money for the rings so all the sex we have won't be premarital anymore! Just PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSE make this stop!">It is still, to this day, unknown how long this ordeal lasted.>To you, it felt like it could have been hours, or day, or weeks, maybe even years.>Time had lost all meaning.>The only constant was shit.>An endless cascade of shit.>Eventually the clouds parted and the heavens shined down on you.>The flow of accursed caca had stopped. >You were soaked from head to toe in sweat.>Dear god the fucking smell could kill an animal.>All that could be done was sit there and wait for your senses to return.>It felt as if your nose hairs had curled further into your nose to try to hide.>The girls were still screaming, someone was still punching the wall.
>>43110330>You needed to hurry up before someone saw you in this pathetic state.>It took half the roll of paper towels to finish wiping .>You asshole felt like it had been fucked with a cheese grater before you rubbed it dozens of times with rough, dry paper.>Now it felt like a mortal wound.>The used paper towels had been hastily dropped into the pot, one after the other.>You were about to drag the pot outside when the idea to look inside came to you.>It wouldn't hurt to peak at the putrid poo pile would it?>Make sure you and the girls didn't need to go the hospital or something.>Slowly you peered into the dark ominous hole, trembling and sweating.>What you saw will haunt you for the rest of your days.>You had seen videos and pictures of war crimes, cartel executions, and your cousin's attempt at a stand up comedy career.>What lurked in that deep dark pit of suffering was worse than anything you had ever and, most likely, will ever see.>The paper towels had been swallowed up by the liquid demon lurking inside.>You still swear to this day it had started to churn and boil.>The unholy stench was like a thick, invisible fog rising from the pot.>A feeling of overwhelming sickness hit you like a diseased tidal wave.>Bile rapidly rose to your throat.>You didn't try to contain it.>You vomited so hard it sounded like you were screaming. >All of it into the container of concentrated evil.>Your throat burned, your body ached, you needed to sit down.>You collapsed into a heap on the couch.>Wiping the sweat from your brow, you smacked your lips and groaned.>You really needed something to drink.
>>43110336>You were still resting on the couch, a glass of water in one hand and a bottle of an electrolyte filled sports drink in the other.>All of the windows had been opened in a desperate attempt to combat the smell.>It wasn't very effective.>The agonized screams had started to die down, replaced by muffled crying.>These poor girls may have a less than squeaky clean history but no evil deed could justify this level of suffering and punishment.>The door to Adagio's bathroom slowly opened to reveal the poof herself.>She had clearly tried to make herself look like nothing had happened with mixed results.>Her hair was not the usual controlled messy.>It was the "ran a marathon in the rain and got fucked in the ass at the end of it" kind of messy.>She had applied a bit of makeup but that couldn't hide the dried tear streaks on her face.>The smell of perfume was almost overwhelming.>Her eyes had a tired and weary look in them.>Like someone who had trudged through oblivion and came out too tired to give a damn about the infinite horrors.>She sat down next to you without saying a word.>You put a glass and bottle in both of her hands."Thank you.">Her voice was barely above a whisper.>The more you looked at her, the more obvious it was that her calm demeanor was a badly cracked mask trying hide the extreme embarrassment she was feeling.>Wordlessly you moved closer to start massaging her shoulders.>A relaxed sigh left her and she visibly slouched.>You had done this enough times to know where her sweet spots were.>Before you could finish, Aria's bathroom door swung open hard enough to hit the wall.
>>43110340>The signature "Grump is very pissed about something" sign.>She trudged to the couch, grabbed her glass and bottle from your hands and plopped down.>Like Adagio, it looked like she tried to make herself look presentable, but in her case, gave up halfway through.>Plenty of dried tear streaks, hair was a mess, sweaty clothes, spots where her runny makeup had been wiped off, and to top it all off, a face that said; "Talk to me and I'll punch you in the throat.">You valued being able to breathe so you said nothing and started massaging her back, starting with the extra sensitive places you'd discovered.>She let out a groan of relief, leaning into your touch.>Adagio took one of your hands and placed it back on her shoulder.>You didn't need to be told what she wanted.>The three of you sat like that for a while, both of the girls leaning on you.>The door to Sonata's bathroom slowly and loudly creaked open.>You really needed to oil those darn hinges.>She shuffled into the living room and you were able to get a good look at her.>Normally, Sonata was the one whose happy and optimistic demeanor shone through in even the worst of situations.>The heart of the trio, who didn't give up or let the cruel reality of the world around her discourage her.>That wasn't the case here.>She looked like hell, plain and simple, no quips or one -liners could do how bad she appeared justice.>Her hair was was a complete disaster, it looked like she had been in a trapped wind tunnel while getting zapped with static electricity.>Her skin still glistened with sweat.>Her cloths were drenched, top to bottom.>Runny makeup had trailed down her face.>Her eyes were red, puffy, and still watery.>It took a sniffle from the poor blue taco lover to snap you out of your shock.>"Oh my god hon.">You sprung up to meet her halfway.>"C'mere">You embraced her in a hug and led her to the couch.
>>43110346"Those weren't tacos. Tacos make people happy. Those were evil.">Her voice sounded so empty it made your heart ache hearing it.>Adagio and Aria had turned to look at her, concern apparent.>There was nothing you could say that could get her to feel any better.>There was something you could do though.>Bust out ol'reliable.>You slid one hand down to her leg while gently rubbing the top of her head with the other.>"Tickle tickle tickle...">Your fingers danced in place in one of those familiar "weak spots" of hers.>She fidgeted in place a little but didn't even crack a smile.>You were going to have to step it up a notch.>One hand moved to her hips, the other to her neck.>"Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle....">She couldn't sit still now, a smile breaking across across her face."Hehehe Anon, I ca-hehehe, wai-hehehe.>She couldn't finish a sentence now, a good sign, you increased the intensity of your attack.>"Tickle tickle tickle TICKLETICKLETICKLETICKLE!""HeheheHAHAHAHAHA-ANON I-AHAHAHAHA!">Mission successful team, return to base.>"Feeling better?">Sonata took a few seconds to catch her breath."Thanks nonny, I really needed that.">She leaned forward and planted a passionate kiss on your lips.>Whether she needed to cheered up, woken up, or calmed down; tickles have always been the go-to Sonata fixer.>Her being extra lovey-dovey with you afterwards was just a bonus.
>>43110352"It was those fucking tacos that did this to us, didn't they? Why did you have to pick there of all places Sonata?!">Aria was not her usual angry, no, this was her genuinely infuriated state.>Not as common as some may think."Well, how was I supposed know that those tacos were like cursed or something?! It's not my fault!">Oh god not this shit now.>Sonata was not going to take it lying down, figuratively anyway, neither blue nor grump had moved from their spots.>You saw an opportunity to prevent any more arguments and scuffles as well satisfy your own desire for payback.>You stood up slowly, making an almost dramatic show of it.>"Tomorrow we're going back there, we're gonna find out who or what was responsible for the shit we went through tonight, and when we do, there will be hell to pay.">Your words were less spoken and more snarled.>Before you knew it, they had surrounded you in a gentle but firm group hug, their eyes seemingly glowing in the low light, with shark like smiles stretching almost ear to ear."I love it when you say what we're all thinking Anon.""You're a real dork sometimes, but it's stuff like this that reminds us why we picked you as our mate."Tomorrow. We. HUNT.">That last voice may have belonged to Sonata, but it sounded so terrifyingly cold and sinister, it should have been someone else's.>Her normal bubbly bimbo tone replaced with a deeper, more mature, more dangerous inflection.>You could feel a shudder from Adagio and Aria.>Your hand quickly reached over to Sonata's neck and began tickling."Hehehehehe nonny no faaiiiir hehehehe.">Her tense form relaxed and started rubbing against you like a cat.>Crisis averted.......for now.>You needed to keep an eye on her tomorrow, lest, THAT side of her be unleashed again.
>>43110356>"Alright girls, let's go over the plan one more time.""Your plan sucks Anon.">"I didn't ask your opinion grump. Now from the beginning .">Aria rolled her eyes and huffed."WE wait outside and do NOTHING while YOU go inside to find out who fucked with our tacos.">"Exactly, and when I do, we jump the fucker in the parking when they get off work. It's foolproof!">You turned around and pointed a finger at Sonata.>"Be a good girl or I'll get the ticklers out, understand?">She nodded.>"I'm going in, if I'm not back in exactly ten minutes, storm the place and rescue me.">Before the girls could get another word in, you turned and power walked straight into the maw of hell.>Business was clearly slower, being a bit before noon and all, but what jumped out at you the moment you looked at the register was the small crowd of upset customers.>They were locked in a fierce argument with what looked like the manager, the goatee waiter from last night was trying to hide behind him.>There was too much shouting over one another for you to understand what was being said but a few words stood out to you.>"Tacos">"Bathroom">"Stomach">"Agony">"Explosive diarrhea">"Waiter recommended">"Hang the bastard, Hang him high, Hoist his body to the sky">The waiter saw you watching the soon to be execution, locked eyes with you, and gave you the most emotional, "It wasn't me! I didn't know!", look you had ever seen.>He was either an oscar worthy actor or he really was innocent.>You were about to take a seat and watch the shitshow go down when you noticed something.>A round face peering at the chaos from the kitchen door's window.>He looked quite pleased with how things were going with the enraged patrons.>Whoever was behind the door noticed you noticing him and gave the biggest shit eating grin you had seen in years.>He stuck his tongue out at you and disappeared.>You speed walked to the door, trying to keep your temper in check, and gave the handle a hard pull.>It didn't budge, the heavy metal doors were locked securely from the other side.>You peeped through the round window and very nearly went ballistic at what you saw.>That fat little fuck had climbed up on the counter, pulled down his pants, and was mooning you, all while cackling like a madman.>It took all of your willpower to not try to tear those doors off the hinges, it wouldn't do any good.>Instead you stormed out the front doors, opening them with a hefty kick.>The dazzlings all turned to you, clearly startled.>You saw a lone trash can sitting alone.>You wanted to kill it.
>>43110358>"Son of a-">You kicked the can hard enough to send tumbling into the street.>"BITCH!""Looks like you found-">You cut Adagio off with what sounded like a roar.>"IT WAS THE FUCKING COOK! THAT GODDAMN LARD ASS COCKSUCKER DID IT TO US AND A BUNCH OF OTHERS AND HE KNOWS IT AND HE LOVES IT!""There's others!? Where's the fucking cook?! I'll burn the fucker alive in his own deep frier!">Aria was almost as mad as you."Are the others in there now? What are they doing?">Adagio was looking through the windows with that expression she had when she was planning something big.>"There's a small crowd inside baying for blood.">You pointed at the group through the window."An angry mob could be useful. They could do the dirty work for us.">She had that signature smug grin of hers on display.>"Whip them up into a frenzy, they turn into a lynching party and we don't have to get our hands dirty. I love it when you speak my language poof.">Your sadistic grin mirrored hers.>"Alrighty then, let's go insi-""Hanging's to good for him!">Your heart dropped like a brick in water.>That familiar but chilling voice.>Almost Sonata but too cruel and deep to be hers.>You, Adagio, and Aria quickly turned around to face the agitated beast.>Adagio started to slowly back away from the rest of you."Burning's too good for him!">Her voice had gotten even deeper.>Her eyes looked feral.>Her teeth resembled that of an apex predator.>Her hair started to look wild and unkempt.>Aquatic features like fins and antennae like feelers sprouted out of her head.>Her skin had started to be replaced with scales.>Aria hid behind you, peering at Sonata with wide, horrified eyes.>You lunged forward to stop the this terrifying (but also kinda hot) transformation with the only weapon at your disposal.>Old reliable."HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BIT-hehe">Both of your hands participated in the ruthless tickle assault."I'll kilhehehehehe Anon not now hehehe!">Full power mister right.>Full power mister left.>It was and always will be the only way to stop the savage beast within her from emerging"HeheheheHAHAHAHAHAH OKAY ANON OKAY I'M FEELING BETTER NOW AHAHAHA PLEASE!">She had physically returned to normal.>"Calmed down?">She pulled you in close, giving you a messy, smooch on the lips, while her fabric stretching sex mounds squished against your chest.>Yeah, she had calmed down."Thanks Nonny! You always know how to cheer me up."
>>43110361>Adagio and Aria inched closer upon seeing that the terror had been contained once again.>"You say that she only started doing this after she learned about tacos?">You held Sonata close and continued the gentle tickles while she made soft, almost purr like sounds."She never did anything like this until she got addicted to tacos and it only happened once.">Aria's grumpy demeanor had returned but you could still see a glint of fear in her eyes.>"None of you have ever told me what the hell happened that evening I came back and found the house turned upside down.">You gave poof and grump a side eyed glare.>You're better off not knowing Anon. Believe me.">Adagio sounded even more serious than she usually did.>A sign it would be better to drop it."HEY!">A shout cut you off before the four of you could start forming a new plan so you spun around.>Standing before you was the last bunch you wanted to bump into that day.>The rainbooms."What are you doing here?!">Rainbow Dash was being her usual diplomatic self."We can stand around where ever we choose to. What are YOU doing here!">Adagio was always more than happy to return fire when it came to the rainbooms.>Before they could answer, you held a hand to quiet them.>"Let me guess. You girls ate those unholy tacos too, got the nuclear shits just like we did and are back here for revenge just like we are.">Sunset Shimmer rubbed the back of her neck and looked down."We're not here to get revenge, we just wanna know-">Her eyes went wide and she blanched."How did you know that we-">You held up your hand again.>"All of the perfume in the world can't hide the smell those tacos leave when they come out.">Now they all looked pretty embarrassed.
>>43110364>Out of the blue, Pinkie Pie raised her hand."Hey Anon! Why are you tickling Sonata?">The rainbooms attention had been drawn to the fact that you had been tickling Sonata throughout the entire exchange.>She was still snuggling against you lovingly.>"Trust me when I say it's for the safety of everyone within a hundred feet of this joint.">They didn't look like they believed you but that was probably for the best.>"I know who it was that spiked the tacos. It was that short, fat, beady eyed chef with the annoying laugh.">Pinkie Pie gasped dramatically."I know who that is! His name is Master Baker! We're in home ec together!">The ponk's happy expression soured."And he's always been a huge meanie!">This guy had to be a real dickhead for Pinkie to not like him.>If his parents named him that at birth then no wonder he grew up to be an asshole."What ah don't figure is why this varmint would do this to us and the dazzlings. What could all of us have done to him?">Applejack was scratching her chin, perplexed.>"It's not just our two groups. There's a pissed off horde of victims in there right now. Trixie and Flash got the atomic runs too. I saw them here yesterday scrambling to get into the bathrooms.">You pointed to the mob inside the restaurant.>They still looked pretty mad.>Fluttershy looked through the window with worry."Oh no, why would Master do this to so many people? Nobody has ever done anything to him.">"There's a non zero chance this little bastard is a Nurgle cultist and is trying to conjure up a poop demon or something. It would explain why the whole thing burned so damn much.">You chimed in with an unlikely but still possible theory only to get looks of disgust and disbelief from everyone else.>While the rainbooms and dazzlings, normaly hostile to each other, theorized on the evil chefs motives, you couldn't help but remember Flash wiping out in the bathroom doorway.>The guitar on his back catching on the door frame and sending him to the floor with a perfectly timed sour note was one of the funniest things you seen in years.>You needed to tell your girlfriends about that when things calmed down a little.>Wait.>Music.>Could it really be that?>Could anybody really be that petty?
>>43110368>"Did Masturbator enter in the battle of the bands?">Rainbow and Aria snickered loudly."That isn't his name darling, but yes, I believe he did.">Rarity was cutoff by Aria laughing."That fatass with the tuba? He sucked! He didn't even make it past the auditions!.">You raised a hand to your chin in thought.>"It's just as I suspected...."> The peanut gallery chimed in with rapid responses before you could finish."The doo doo demon is real?!""He's trying to sabotage the place he works for because he's underpaid?""He's an evil space alien out to ruin the good name of tacos?""The dazzling's spell left some kind of permanent mark on his mind?">Adagio shot an angry glare at Sunset but you interrupted with another raise of your hand.>"None of the above. I think this guy is just a sore loser and an asshole who's mad that everybody did better than him in a competition. He hasn't been planning this since then, the opportunity just presented itself and he took it.">There were a lot of dropped jaws."FOR REALSIES?!""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!""THAT'S IT?!""What about all the people who weren't in the battle of the bands? You weren't there Anon.">Oh Fluttershy, you sweet innocent fool you.>"I don't think short, fat, and stupid cares too much about casualties, he might even think a few randos getting caught in the crossfire is funny.">It wasn't a good feeling knowing how low the average asshole could sink to in the name of petty revenge but you had seen enough of it happen back home to consider yourself an expert."You said you're getting revenge on this guy right?">"Yeah, why?""If you're getting payback then I want in too!">Rainbow stepped away from her friends and towards you and the girls.>Before anyone could object, Rarity stepped forward."I agree! We can't let this brute terrorize everyone with his dastardly cooking.""Ahm with Rares and Rainbow on this, we can't let this go on!">Aj joined the lynching party."That Master Baker is huge meanie pants who needs to get his just desserts!">Pinkie joined the pissed off posse."I don't care how much of a jerk this guy is! I'm not going to let you hurt anyone!">Oh Sunset, your virtuousness at a time like this could make a man cry.>You raised both hands in mock offense.>"Shimmy, Shimmy, Shimmy, we're not gonna hurt him.">Several "We're not!?"'s startled you, but you didn't lose your resolve.>"I was thinking eye for an eye. We mix up something really potent and put it in his food without him noticing. See how he likes it when a whole damn shit river shoots out his ass!">The disappointment from the girls gave way to cheers.>Sunset wore a wicked grin."If that's the plan, I'm in."
>>43110371>There was only one person remaining and she looked like a puff of wind would knock her over."Well.......we shouldn't! An eye for an eye makes the world blind! I think....">She didn't look sure of herself at all.>"That's not the original quote Flutters!">You raised a finger with a smug smile."It's not?">"Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth-">Sonata joined you in the verse quoting.>" hand for a hand, foot for a foot.">You gave a her a pat on the head while she giggled.>"Thatta girl.">She must have been going through your books again, the little snoop."Come on Fluttershy! If we don't stop him, he could do it again to someone else! It all depends on us!">Rainbow pumped a fist into the air."Well....if it's to stop him from hurting other people.... okay, I'll help, but we can't hurt him!">The team was complete, there were big smiles from almost everyone, a unified look of "Let's do this".>You let out a slight chuckle.>"It just hit me, we're just three short of a baker's dozen.">The ponk sprung up next to you."Want me to see if-">"NO!">She shrunk back, startled by your strong reaction.>You pinched the bridge of your nose and sighed.>"No, lets just keep this on the down low. If nobody knows we did it, Masturbator won't know who to go after. Now-">You made a show of clapping your hands together.>"Group huddle!">The shoulder to shoulder circle formed."Alright who knows his bastard's schedule?">Adagio never wasted time in taking the reins of a scheme."Me! He always eats a second breakfast in the storage room! I know what he eats every morning too!">Pinkie was gonna prove to invaluable if she kept this up."I know what's hot and-">"I know you do hon.">Aria gave you a kick to the knee for that one."Shut up idiot. Anyway I know a lot about hot sauces and spices, and he couldn't have made something that potent without adding something extra strong to the recipe.""I saw him mixing up meat he kept throwing away and he always had this bag full of all these ingredients with him.">Pinks had just become a contender for MVP."Can you get the names of everything he might have been using when he was experimenting with those tacos?""Can do!""Excellent. Here's the plan; nobody lets anyone see them at school that day. We can all say we were still sick from the tacos and no one will suspect that we're working together. We'll split into two groups-">Poof was in her element, planning like the natural born mastermind she was, directing who did what, when, and where.>Damn she looked good when planning something that would ruin someone's day."We all meet behind the school an hour before attendance is called. We're pulling this off with no mistakes, got it? Whatever your task is, get started on it. We've only got a day and half."
>>43110372>"This is Mean Green. If everyone's in position, we'll commence operation: brown tsunami. You're up Speedster. Over.""Speedster here! Big loud distraction in three, two, one...">What sounded like a car full of explosives ramming into a pyramid of pots and pans echoed through the school."That should do it! Heading to the meeting spot now! Over!""This is Firestorm, a lot of students are headed towards the distraction. Over""Purple Urchin here, Celestia left her office, she's headed there now. Over.""Juicy Fruit talking, Luna just left her office too. Over">Lardass hadn't left the storage room though.>"This is Mean Green, the pig is still in the pen. The stage is yours Lion's Paw. Over""This is Lion's Paw, I shouldn't be long. Over.">A few moments later, a near perfect audio deepfake of Celestia's voice came over the intercom, telling fat boy to come to the office.>Within a month of you teaching Adagio the basics of audio editing, the student had surpassed the teacher. >She had even figured out how to play the message to only this section of the school, the principal and vice, on the other side, would be none the wiser.>The grease golem stumbled out of the store room, farted loudly, huffed and began waddling his way to the office.>You and Sonata held your noses and tried not to laugh out loud.>"This is Mean Green, piggy left the pig pen, I repeat, piggy left the pig pen. Me and Blue Shark are going in. Keep us posted on his movements. Over""Purple Urchin here, remember to use the needle I gave you. Don't put the stuff on the outside, he'll never taste it if it's inside his slop. Use about a third of it. Over.">"Roger that Urchin. We'll inject it into the middle for maximum effectiveness. Over.">You and Sonata creeped into the dark, smelly storage room, still holding your noses.>"You keep watch hon, I'll give his breakfast a little seasoning....">You filled up the syringe again and again, giving each piece of food at least one jab.>"Alright, that should do it. Let's split.""Is there any left?">"Yeah about half, why-""Use it all.">Sonata gave you a sinister smirk.>You hesitated for a moment, then grinned like a cheshire cat.>The two of you laughed like deranged hyenas while you gave everything a second dose.>In a short time, you were back in the hiding spot.>"This is Mean Green. Come in High Society. Is the pig out of your sight yet? Over.""High Society speaking darling, that disgusting brute turned the corner over a minute ago. He moves like a snail but is always out of breath! Over.">"Come in Animal Mother. Is the pig in your sight? Over.""It's Flu-I mean Animal Mother. He's still walking to the storage room...........oh! Over.">Sonata peered through the peep hole of your hiding spot."Uuuuuggghhh! He's sooooo sloooooowwww! It's almost second period and he's not here.">"Patience my love, patience. Titty two chins has never-shit! There he is!"
>>43110375>The ham beast slowly waddled his way to the store room door, huffing, puffing and sweating enough to leave small puddles in his wake.>You wrapped both arms around Sonata while she vibrated in place from excitement.>A few minutes later, a deep guttural groan straight from the pits of Hell itself came from behind the door.>The blubbery bastard burst from the door and duck walked his way down the hallway, moaning in agony the entire time.>"This is Mean Green! The pig is headed for the predicted dumping ground! Everyone make your way there! Don't be seen by anyone! Over!">The living meatball jiggled down the hall with more speed than you thought a man whose blood was ninety six percent crisco could achieve.>You, Sonata and the rest of the girls gathered around the bathroom door the second it slammed shut.>Everyone was waiting with bated breath, almost every face had a big smile on it.>Suddenly, the sound of a fire hydrant being opened followed by an unearthly and unmanly scream.>Nobody could hold in their laughter.>The spraying got louder and louder, sounding more like an industrial strength water cannon.>The screams turned to animalistic wails.>You and the girls were laughing hard enough to cry at that point.>A few were gagging at the stench.>Minutes passed and he was still going, the sounds getting louder by the second.>The rainbooms slowly went from genuine laughs to a few nervous laughs to looking worried.>You and the dazzlings were still enjoying every moment of it."Maybe we overdid it a little? This feels like we've gone a bit too far.">Oh Shimmy you utter goody two shoes you.>"Nah, he deserves this. My cactus died because of this son of bitch.">She was about say something when the noises from the bathroom signaled the grand finale.>The poop flow must have been like a raging waterfall and his screams had become a long high pitched squeal.>Sonata was cackling harder than you had ever heard her.>Even Adagio and Aria were a little put off by her sheer sadistic glee.>Without warning, there was an explosion, a crash, and the squealing and the PPPPHHHHHBBBBBBBPPPPTTTT seemed to be getting more distant.>It took you a few moments to realize what just happened.>"Oh my god he just shot through the fucking ceiling.">Sonata was rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.>There was some laughter from the others girls but most were picking their jaws off the floor."How in tarnation is this possible?!""Is he still in the ceiling?""Where did he go?!">There was a loud crash, pig squealing, students screaming in horror, and more PPPHHBBBBTTTT.
>>43110384>Oh no please god no not that please.>He was crashing through the classroom walls.>He had become a living shit missile and was smashing his way through every wall in his path while spraying liquid crap all over everything, everyone, and everywhere.>You crept over to the corner and peaked, hoping to see the mayhem for yourself.>A brown blob rapidly flew by the end of the hallway leaving a trail of excrement in its wake.>A small group of fleeing students were splattered as it sped past them.>Oh god it was everywhere.>The floors, the walls, and the ceiling had been thoroughly painted.>The unlucky victims were shrieking almost as loud as the pig man.>"IT'S IN MY EYES!">"I SWALLOWED SOME!">"I CAN'T SEEEEEEEE!">"Can I borrow a breath mint?">You looked back at the girls, a thousand yard stare on your face.>You're still not sure how long the rampage of the rotten dung rocket went on for.>The sound of a stuka beginning its descent, followed by a school shaking kaboom, signaled to the world that the terror was finally over.>You and a few of the girls peered around the corner again.<It was even more horrific than before.>Teacher and students alike were covered from head to toe.>People were throwing up all over the floors.>Plenty were slipping in it.>Someone was dragging an unconscious friend of theirs through the sludge.>A poor bastard was stuck to the ceiling.>Saffron Masala was shitting in the floo-wait, she always did that.>"Hey girls.......I know we might have overdone it a little but it could be worse.">The ol'Anon charm would defuse the situation."WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THAT ASSHOLE'S FOOD!">It was worth a try.>Sunset was a bit steamed to put it mildly.>Most of the rainbooms weren't too calm either."What are we gonna do?!""We're dead! You hear me?! Dead!""They'll expel us over this!""I'm too young!""GAME OVER GIRLS GAME OVER!""EVERYONE SHUT UP!">The almighty poof had spoken.>She had summoned a tense and fragile silence.
>>43110387"Pinkie, what did you put in that mixture?""Weeeeelllll I couldn't figure out what ingredient he put in the tacos so I just put in all of the ones he had looked at!""And what were those ingredients?""Stuff that gets used in mixing explosives!""How do you even-""I learned all about that for my party cannon!">Adagio's tired, deadpan expression said everything."What did you put in it Aria?">Grump crossed her arms defensively."Just a bunch of the hottest sauces from my collection. None of them are a health hazard as long as you don't take too much.">The poof turned to you and Sonata with a scowl."How much of that gunk did you two use?">She already knew the answer, her tone gave that much away.>Before you could say anything, Sonata spoke up."We used half of it!">Adagio held up the empty bottle, her angry expression worsening .>Fuck, she must have fished that out of your pocket when you weren't looking.>"But then we decided to use the rest in case we got caught so we wouldn't have a half bottle of evidence on us.">You tried to buy a little more sand for yours and Sonata's hourglasses.>The look on poof's face said she wasn't selling any.>Just when it looked like she was about to pounce on the both of you, Aria stepped in front of her."Cool it Dagi, they didn't know this would happen. They're both morons remember?">Adagio's ready to strike posture slowly relaxed but she was still clearly fuming."Fuck it. Let's just focus on how we're going to get out of this mess.">A stay of execution sent from Heaven, you leaned over to Aria, your temporary savior.>"Thanks babe, we both owe you one.""You bet your asses you do.">You figured this was as good of a time as any to try to propose an escape plan.>"Alright everyone, none of us were present when attendance was called and nobody saw us sneaking around. Not a soul knows we're here so if we all head home and pretend to be sick til next week, I think we'll be in the clear.""All of us sick at the same time?! They'll never buy it!">"You got any better suggestions!?""If Sonata and you hadn't-""Um...girls...""Pinkie's the one who put literal explosives in-""Girls....what if we...girls?""Why did we think that working with you four would-""GIRLS!"
>>43110391>A timid voice brought forth a stunned silence."What if we all went somewhere far away to hide until it's safe to come back.">Fluttershy you absolute genius.>You swear a lightbulb appeared over Rarity's head when she heard that."My parents bought a rather sizable lodge in the mountains last winter! We can all stay there until this horrid ordeal blows over.""Won't it look kinda suspicious that we all left town at the exact same time as fatty's ass exploding?">Rainbow did have a pretty good point."We can make a note telling the principal that we're taking a trip to the mountains for a few weeks, date it a week ago, crumple it up so it looks older, then sneak it into her office when we get back!">Everyone looked a little shocked expect for Adagio, Aria, and yourself.>Sonata would pull a brilliant idea out of thin air every so often and almost immediately afterward go back to her usual absent minded self. >You pulled her in close and gave her a big kiss on the lips.>"I swear hon, if applied yourself just a little you could be a goddamn rocket scientist.""Thanks Nonny!">You turned to address the rest of the girls with a determined expression.>"New plan! Every handover the walkie talkies, and whatever else was used. We'll smash and burn everything when we get to the lodge. Go home, pack enough of whatever you think you'll need for the few weeks, give whatever excuses you need to give to your families, friends, and neighbors so they'll believe it, after that we all meet at the new mall and leave together. Any questions?""Ah think this pile of lies is gettin mighty tall sugarcube.">Oh Applejack you idealistic fool."Listen AJ, take a good look at that mess or better yet, smell it, and tell me if you really want to be on the hook for it!">Damn, Rainbow called her by her abbreviation, she wasn't fucking around.>The now wide eyed farm girl peeked around the corner at the carnage and turned white, followed by green, and slowly returned to her normal color.>The rattled look in her eyes stayed though.>"Okay everyone, we've wasted enough time arguing. Let's get this escape plan in motion. Come on Sonata, we gotta go.""But Anooon, the ambulance isn't here yet! I wanna see them roll him out."
>>43110396>Two weeks had passed since the great escape, you and all the girls seemed to be in the clear so far.>Rainbooms in the main lodge, you and the dazzlings in the guest cabin.>Fine by you, didn't have to keep it down while shagging the girls.>The beginning of this little vacation was a shitshow.>Catfights, arguments, and more were almost constant.>When the two groups weren't fighting each other, they were arguing amongst themselves.>You couldn't wait for this trip to end at first.>Now you hoped it would never end.>It had become its own little Heaven.>You reclined back into your chair, a content smile on your face, watching the beautiful scene before you.>A gorgeous evening light shone through the windows bathing the interior in an orange glow.>Rarity was chatting it up with Adagio, the lead model for her newest clothing line.>Pinkie and Sonata were busy in the kitchen, teacher and student both locked in an intense debate about butter.>Aria and Rainbow were arm wrestling while Applejack refereed.>Wonderful friendly chaos.>Sunset was sitting a couple chairs away from you, lazily sipping a milkshake through a bendy straw."I never thought I'd see this. I know friendship is about old enemies learning to get along but this feels almost weird.">"Who would have thought the thing that would bring us all together would end up being explosive diarrhea?">You both shared a laugh.>"Say you never said where you and the other girls were when you all had the runs. Did you have enough toilets, cause I was unlucky and had to use a cactus pot?">Her face turned red while a traumatized look crept across her features."We were driving to Applejack's for that sleepover in the barn when the feeling hit us. We're lucky we were on an empty road next to a grassy field.">"Damn, you girls had it rough. Wait is that the field we passed on road leading out of town?""That's the one.">"So that's why the grass in it was dying!">She didn't share your amusement.>Time to change the subject before this got anymore awkward.>"Hey girls! What are we having for dinner?""TAAAACCCCOOOOSSS!">"...............................""What? What'd I say?"THE END
>>43110400Definitely gonna write one about those two weeks at the lodge at some point in the future.Next fic is gonna be Dazzling movie nights
>>43110317>>43110346God I love the way you wrote them. This dynamic is exactly how I imagine them being.btw what name for archive, Sonata's Tacos?i am still working on dazzlefan.club v2 lol, i have lost the source code and had to restart like twice nowand i *still* have two other things to put inI just hope the general lack of reaction on here doesn't discourage you. Honestly you kinda are making me wanna write soon.>>43110352>>43110356>>43110358>>43110361yeah this is instant classic to me lol. feels like a green i'd read back in the old day. hope you write again anon.
Will you accept the risks? The economy isn't lookin' too hot right now...
>>43110987>the purple one bitesIs it because she's human now?
>>43110472"Tacos from hell" for the name when it goes in the archive.Thank you very much for the praise Anon.I'll be starting on a series I'll work on in between the bigger stories;"Dazzling movie nights"
>>43052562Good morning dazzlers
>>43110247EQG Stream this sunday!We'll be watching Legend of Everfree and playing UT2004, Cards Against EQG and Gartic Phone!And also using tldraw as our live collab canvas>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9724780/eqg-streamHoping to see (You) there!
will be there rarafren
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>>43111654God I love the commissions this guy does. Even if it is with an oc.
>>43111078https://dazzlefan.club/story/view/270gotcha anon
>>43112342Thank you so very much Anon.It means a lot to me that people like my stories enough to archive them for others to someday read.
>>43112437>for others to someday read.so I hope...I'm sad there's possibly not very many people left to read; like I said I hope that does not discourage you
>>43109222Cute Grump art.
>>43110987Well, I don't know if I have the money for the blue one, but I can take at least the gold one
>>43112651There's always a chance that signs of life in the thread could draw a few people here and get them writing and drawing again.
>"Do you like it..."
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>>43113875but why>>43113870HOT DAMN/10
what emotion does this look convey
>>43113870perfect girls, they are so sexy>>43114265curiosity, disappointment, boredomdepending on the context, you can associate quite a few emotions with it
>>43114290> you can associate quite a few emotions with itguilt, fear, disgust, hate...
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>>43114832i kinda like it desualso which dazzle would be the most likely to steal your blankets from you when you are sleeping with her after you fug her all night>pic unrel
>>43115182actually i think i asked this once before...ah well. goodnight dazzlers
>>43115182>>pic unrelI bet it's more related than you believe.
>>43115469this little nymph
>Board goes to maintenance for 3 hours>Comes back when I dogood morning dazzlers!
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evil butt
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>>43116120>>43116125>>43116187Would Adagio be the most ok with Anon groping her in public assuming they are together or would it be Sonata because she wouldn't care and just think its fun?>Grope Sonata's ass while standing behind her in line in the Taco Cabana>"Eep!!!">She giggles, looking over her shoulder at you>"Nonny!">Pic related>She turns back around>Later when you are seated - she playfully grinds her toes into your balls while you are sitting out of nowhere half-way through the meal, your glass flying out of your hand and crashing into the floor next to you as you scream in agonizing pain>"You're it!">The manager is coming over>Kicked out again.
>>43095802Be very careful there's more than one (1) f-t-m anon on /mlp/ at least one of them has lamented antagonizing Wee in the past you notice them for a style trained in "contests" found on subreddits twoxchromosomes, ftm, and the recently banned women's liberation some of which funny enough made it in no unclear terms obvious that they use this website
>>43116819what the fuck are you even talking about lol
>>43116819>>43116829no seriously>antagonizing weeshe used to hang out in the dzg discord and i asked her a while after if i could use some of her art on the archive site, and she said yeahi have never been involved in the stupid culture war ideologue hyperautism insecure-fronting grindset land though, outside of using the definitions in it to figure my own self out(so, use the ideas and then moving on; not getting involved in the wider culture or whatever) - so idk what you're on aboutlike anon i literally just look at art someone made, and then i go>ok i like it>ok i dont like iti do not look at it and go>oh, oh look - i recognize tihs style thats... thats a calarts... ok and it looks like... yes hmm this shading... thats a... oh my god its a... ITS A {WHATEVER I DISLIKE} holy shit!>pattern recognized!>program running!outside of knowing its an artist that i like the style of lolso when you come at me outta nowhere talking... The Greater Women's Liberation Army subreddit to me or something like... Like I've been in this shit - Anon I don't know. I am sorry.
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>>43116840was kinda high when I wrote this lol. >TLDR: I was not antagonizing anyone and still am very confused at how out of nowhere that seemed lol
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>>43117396was about to bump myself and go to bed kek
>>43117397Well have a good night!
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>>43117453Absolutely gorgeous
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>>43061255looks like we might have a new thread for it too by the time it starts sweet
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>>43119680sonata is megoodnight dazzlers
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>>43119970based>That picHnnnnng
>>43111235Tomorrow!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9724780/eqg-stream
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>>43120807>>43120811jesus fucking christ i think i might have to do a commission of my own
what brand cigarettes would they each smoke>aria: lucky strikes/lucky bastards or Unfiltered Camel>adagio: some fancy pretentious additive free european cigarettes like manitou>sonata: marlboro blossom fusionkinda wonder which between adagio or aria would smoke a cigar or a pipe
>>43121682Aria would only smoke Nigger Hair.
>>43121710is that real lmao, need to go grab me a pack of that shit
>>43121714Pretty sure they're not a thing anymore. I know they changed their name to Bigger Hair for a while, but I don't know if they're still in business.
>>43121718>bigger hairsellouts.
>>43121724Indeed. I bet Aria would have been pissed at that, if only because it would be harder for her to find her pipe tobacco.
>>43121775honestly i kinda have a hard trouble imagining her with anything fancier than a cigar. but i havent really seen many kinds of pipes though. i do really want to see some art of something like pic related with some siren stuff on it(just wispy/wavy type patterns and some greek-papyrus-inspired writing on it. maybe a small seal carved into it of them as sirens i dunno. would be very adagio.>Adagio wearing a debonair looking business suit, with the earth enslaved behind her out a window, with the tobacco and some pretentious bullshit wine
>>43121792>maybe a small seal carved into it of them as sirens like pic rel etc. might comm it.
>>43121792Aria would smoke from a corncob pipe she made herself.
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>>43122093Damn, getting a lot of good porn lately
>>43122093NiiiceSonata clapping in the background is too funny
>>43120420Starting in 1 hour!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9724780/eqg-stream>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43122445Starting!>Cytubehttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Streamhttps://cytu dot be/r/EQG-Stream
>>43122688lets goo
"Hey Anon, got a light?">"You really shouldn't smoke those things Aria. They'll kill you eventually.""Yeah, right.">"I'm serious, look on the back of the pack. They're required by law to tell you.""Sure Anon, like anyone would sell.........what the fuck......">The cigarette fell from her mouth as shock overtook her face."Why the fuck would they sell something they know will kill you later!?">"Because they know people will buy it anyway. That's what the stuff called nicotine is for, to keep people addicted.""Why put tar in something you put in your mouth? What the actual fuck is formaldehyde?!">"Nothing that should ever go in the lungs-">Before you could finish she stomped over to the trash can and slammed them in.>"You okay babe?""I'm not gonna get cancer or something like that right? It can't kill me if I stop now right? I didn't know!">Poor girl looked so rattled.>"It's okay, it takes decades of using to get to that point. You're gonna be fine. Trust me.">You pulled her in for a hug."Thanks Anon. For a human, you're okay.">"Here, when you get cravings, and you will, believe me, suck on one of these.""A sucker? What's that supposed to do?">"Back when I was a teenager, I read about this bald guy named Telly Savalas who used them to help him quit so I just copied his method. There's stuff like gum and nicotine patches if you need something a little more effective.""For a dumbass, you can be pretty smart sometimes.">"It's my stupid mistakes that allows people to know what not to do when in a situation like mine. Sometimes I manage to learn too.">You both shared a laugh.
>>43123014kinda weird but cute
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>>43124209Adorable
>>43124209perfect
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