You're on a bus and there are no seats available. Who would you give yours to? Post your priority ranking.
Kerfuffle but I will remain on the bus and make unwanted sexual advances on her
>>43053287Give seat to Cadance, Derpy can sit on my face, Fuff on my cock, Tempest can watch, Granny is gonna die soon so who cares.
>>43053287i'd let derpy sits on me
>>43053287Myself.
>>43053287What if I’m not sitting in the priority seating section, though? Should someone not sitting there be asked to give up his seat?
>>43053287Buses don't exist in Equestria
>>43053406well then, a train.
>>43053727I throw Cadance from the train
>>43053287first come first servein this case, I was here firstthey can all stand
>>43053888Amon, I…
>>43053911Amon?
>>43053287triage order would be pregnant cadence, fizzlepop, kerfuffle, granny smith.but derpy, i know ponies don't think like this, least of all derpy, and she would just be happy that someone is being kind to her, but if derpy was a human woman with strabismus she would probably be offended that i'm giving up my seat to her. i just wouldn't want to risk it
what's the human analogy of a broken horn?
>>43054007Lacking your HUMAN stamina.
>>43053287Priority order>CadanceShe's a princess. And she's also pregnant.>Kerfuffle She's next because she is an amputee.>Derpy3rd place.>GrannyMud ponies get lower priority, even the elderly.>HornletLast place. Honorary mud pony and a villain.
>>43053287The GOAT Granny Smith.
>Pregnant Cadanceneeds it the most>Grannyfrail and bad hip>Derpypoor coordination might mean she'll crash into others or such if she's just standing about>Kerfuffle i mean she has a prosthetic right there she probably can operate like a normal pony in these circumstances>Broken Horn Maredidn't watch it but she's normal aside from the horn, i believe. looks like a soldier so she can tough it out, too
>>43053287>CadenceRoyalty is the main thing, and she's also pregnant. >KerfuffleShe has a disability AND the disability is movement-related. >Granny SmithShe's old and arthritic. Also, unlike real life, in Equestria the elderly are considerate and grateful to the youth. >DerpyShe has some coordination issues, but her legs are healthy. She's probably capable of standing still on a bus without hurting anypony. >TempestHealthy body, healthy mind. Horn is broken but she'd probably feel the worst at being given special privileges anyway.
>>43054156>>43054060>>43054033But why would there be a law against not giving up one’s seat for a princess? How would she be better than anypony else? And wouldn’t the Crystal Empire’s version of the Secret Service be better off traveling in a motorcade instead of public transit anyway?
>>43054434>not giving your seat to a princess, regardless if she's preggoWhat the fuck is your problem? Genuinely asking. If you are a Faust puritan that doesn't recognize her as a princess then don't bother responding.
>>43054595Didn't Faust make her a princess, just not an as alicorn?
>>43054595If she were pregnant and I were sitting in the priority seating area, I would understand. It may even be illegal for me not to get up.But why would being a princess alone qualify one for such seating? What if somepony else who has such condition needs the seat more than she does?
>>43054434i wrote "Pregnant Cadance" and not "Princess Cadance" for a reason. i don't care if they're a Princess or not, if they were going to be prissy and care about that sort of stuff, they wouldn't be on a bus
>>43053287>Tempest>fully functioning earth pony, stronger than most even>can still conjure fireworks like Trixie>defeats multiple princesses without breaking a sweat>disabledI feel no pity for this mare. She is NOT getting a seat from me unless she stones me.
>>43054007>>43054642If you think about it, if Tempest is a soldier unicorn, would be like if a human soldier loses his hand.
>>43054626>But why would being a princess alone qualify one for such seatingUm....Because she's a princess? Why do you not respect and admire pony princesses? Got something to say?And she wasn't demanding the seat, it was just OP asking What If question.
>>43053287>preggo cadenceShe is gonna fart and the stench will KILL everypony else on board.
>>43053299Based. I would let Derpy sit on my lap the entire time. I hope nothing bad happens.
>>43054642I don't think you get it, anon. To Tempest, your lap IS her seat.
>>43054156this>>43054626I don't know which name suits her better, Princess Cuck or Princess Fuck
>>43053287>granny smithold and infirm, no brainer that she should be either 1st or 2nd in priority, all memes aside>cadencepregnant, yes, but humans are notably ill-suited for carrying children around, and if horses are any indication, i think ponies would largely fare fine>derpyobviously having fucked-up eyes shouldn't qualify you for priority seating; i'm only putting her here because i imagine that if she's standing in a crowded bus, because of the clumsiness her eyes bring, she might have a higher chance of tripping and falling on someone else>kerfuffleshe seems to fare pretty well without a leg, prosthetic or no, especially considering it's a hindleg. a missing leg is a hell of a lot more disabling in bipeds like us as opposed to ponies like her. maybe if her prosthetic's ill-fitting and causing pain, sure? otherwise, meh. still cute, though>tempestshe's in great physical form, with her only disability having no bearing on whether she can stand for even a long bus ride. if she isn't dead last on your ranking, you're baiting
>>43053287They're all quadrupeds, unlike me, so I keep my seat for myself
