>You looking for your rainbow friend? Oh she flew off not too long ago but before she left she traded you for a limited collectors edition, hardcover copy of Daring Do’s first book. Can you believe that? Signed some paperwork too to make it official. Guess that means I own you forever and ever and ever. Did I forget to mention forever? Don’t look too sad, if shes willing to trade another living thing for a book can you truly consider her your friend?
>>43055657Who the hell are you talking about? I have no friends.
>>43055657>rape
>>43055657isn't she supposed to be an element of loyalty... she will come back r-right?
>>43055657“Except the bargain isn’t really valid because they outlawed slavery in Equestria.”
Sorry ma'am, I watched that episode and it's very clear that Fluttershy has to agree to the deal for it to be valid. I wasn't a part of the negotiation so you just got swindled out of a book, sucks to suck! Go cry to Twilight about it if you disagree!
>>43055657hiii carrot top! hellooo!
>>43055657I'm pissed off she didn't get her book.
>>43055696>"Go cry to Twilight about it if you disagree!">She actually does>It turns out that only ponies can be free citizens by the law of the pony ethnostate which is Equestria.>Everyone else is property of their pony master.
>>43055879But maybe no one else has masters, so would they be properties of no one?
>>43056033Everycreature is Celestia's property by default.
>years later Rainbow surprises you and comes to visit>lands on your head and looks you straight in the eyes>”Say you aren’t still mad that I traded you right? It was a for a good cause I mean this rare Daring Do book is just a once in a lifetime deal.”
>>43055657"Rainbow Dash!!! You roguish malfeasor! You rapscallion, you devilish knave! How could you do this to your own friend - me, Anonymous T. Shitposter!">Twilight approaches drawn in by the big words, and hears of the situation from Teddie>"Anon this isn't legal in the slightest, you know? Slavery is mostly banned in Equestria aside from cows.""Look at the paperwork... It's official.">"This is written in crayon on a napkin! I can't believe you fell for this.""I can't just leave, would she get her book back? It would be unfair to her.">Twilight looks down slightly and sees Anon's raging hard-on>"Oh, it's the whole Find A Pet fiasco all over again..." Twilight rolls her eyes and walks off as Teddie starts fitting a collar onto Anon
>>43056615it's posts like these that keep me fucking hooked onto /mlp/
>>43056615LOL
>>43056615anon is a cow tbf
>>43055879Maybe in your Equestria. Canon Equestria would never allow that.
>>43056672She should've banned them all from Equestria in the first place.
>>43056677Banned from Equestria, Daily?
>>43056684Well no, Big Brian is a pony.
>>43056615>Twilight is approached by Anon E. Mous shortly afterwards>"Hey, if you're looking for your brother, I think Rainbow Dash traded him to some creature-taming pony.""I know...">"What's even weirder is that I think he actually likes it." She snorts in bafflement, it's very horsey sounding. "She was even putting a collar on him. Can you believe it?""Y-You don't say...">Twilight notices he's blushing, and then sees that he has a similar, yet slightly different, raging hard-on"I need a favor from you.">Her breathing is still, everything is. It seems to happen in slow motion: he reaches into his pocket, pulls out his own collar, and presents it to her."I can't find Rainbow Dash, so...">"Oh no--""Can you please trade me somewhere?">"Anon, are you serious?""Yes. And preferably to a cute mare, please.">Her ears flatten. "No.""But I want to be a pony's sex slave too.">"You, what!?""And I can't find anyone else who's thoughtful enough to trade me to some pony for a book.">"So you figured I would do it!?""It's for a book, ain't it?">>43056677ye
>>43056691For (You)
>>43056692Good reference have a (you)
>>43056692>She snorts in bafflement, it's very horsey sounding.Made me have a similar, yet still unique, raging hard-on
>>43056824That's a very different boner.
>>43056840No it's not, it's very normal, SHUT UP ABOUT MY WEIRD PENIS
>>43056845I'm not commenting on your penis itself, Nonny, I'm saying that the other two anons were aroused by submitting to ponies whereas you're being aroused by ponies being ponies. Very different!
>>43056849What was that? I couldn't hear you over mY WEIRD PENIS
>>43056855To be fair if you're going to Equestria you need to be ready for ponies to think your dick's real weird.
>>43056904what would a pony think of a duck's corkscrew penis?
>>43056908Well they live in nature, they've probably seen one before.
>>43056908Fluttershy is well acquainted with duck dick
>>43056914Fluttershy definitely hasn't gotten screwed.
>>43056914The rapist would take notes from rapist animals.
>>43056615Kek
>>43056855How is your penis weird? (Asking this as a straight man)
>>43056692>"you want to be a sex slave so bad...?">you don't recognize the tone in her voice>but you recognize the look in her eyes"y-you know what? I'll ask uh, rainbow or something-">but it's too late>twilight's magic wraps around you, and you let out one last human scream as everything turns white>...>when you wake up, the first thing you see are white hooves in front of your... snout>you sit up with a gasp, new muscles and bones moving in confusing ways>you're sitting on a bed, with a full length mirror across from you>your fur is fluffy and white, your mane is short and blue... >you're the spitting image of shining armor, but you're a skinnier built stallion than the real shining>you're also lacking the horn, which means no magic>goodness, you sure aern't lacking the stallionhood though....>you jump in place as the door to the room swings open>twilight trots inside, placing her crown on the dresser as she smiles over at you>"good, you're awake""y-you're crazy, what am I? Y-Your brother?">"no, you're mine">before you can do much about it, a thick, padded collar snaps around your neck, sewn from colors matched to twilight's fur and mane, with a golden charm that bears her cutie mark hanging from a ring on it>a ring that she snaps a leash onto"y-you can't do this, it's-">"I recall you saying you want to be somepony's sex slave, anon">she pushes you down to the bed, standing over you and holding you down>you struggle, but she's a lot heavier when you're just a little white pony"but that's, I didn't...">"consent? Am I to believe you aern't enjoying this?">she leans in much closer, smiling down at you>you can feel your face burning, and worse, the throbbing heat of your new horsecock Laying across your belly"I....">"Exactly">...>you settle into your new life surprisingly well, actually>every evening twilight works off the stresses of princess life by using you>and sometimes, if she's tired enough, you get to be on top>during the day, at least around the castle, she keeps you on an enchanted leash, tugging you from room to room>talking your cute pony ears off about this book or that book or the adventure she'd just been on with her friends...>and when she's gone, you hang out with spike>he's pretty cool, actually>it's only awkward when shining and cadence visit, because not only does shining always eye you with suspicion, but cadence is always giving you and twilight....>that look of hers>you didn't... love her, did you?>sure, she's an adorable nerdy bookhorse, and you love sleeping in her arms every night>and eating breakfast and lunch and dinner in the castle with her>she still has to help you, since you have a hard time with hooves>pony food tastes a lot better as a pony, actually>and it's not like twilight could like YOU or anything...>she's just... she just enjoys having her sex slave, is all...>she just gives you kisses all the time because um...>because...>oh no, cadence is right?
>>43057345>in her armsBZZT. That's game over, sorry fella! Fun read though.
>>43057351FUCK
>>43057351bro be in barbie land now lol
>>43057351What exactly would be the correct horse equivalent of that sentence? "In her forelegs"? "In her hooves"? Wouldn't that be the equivalent of sleeping in someone's hands? Or would he just have to go around it entirely and use "embrace" or something like that?
>>43057840Why not just "legs"? That's what they are
>>43057840Im gonna let you in on a little secret: they use the words “hand”, “foot” and “arm” countless times in the show. Anyone who thinks its all strict horse puns hasnt watched the show.
>>43057840Yeah I usually try to use forelegs for the front legs but sometimes an 'arms' will slip through
>>43055879Well, I dunno. Equestria has liberalized a lot since Twilight opened up that damn school. Now they let kirin, and dragons, and hippogriffs, and even fucking yaks run around all over the place. The good old days when you could keep cattle and sheep as property are gone. Equestria has fallen.
>>43055657>ywn spend the rest of your life pampering and loving on a cute little mare
>>43055657>>You looking for your rainbow friend? Oh she flew off not too long ago but before she left she traded you for a limited collectors edition, hardcover copy of Daring Do’s first bookwhy would my pal Rainbowshine be interested in Daring Do books?
>>43059083She's secretly an egghead.
>>43059089>implying Daring Do slop are books for smart ponies
>>43058269>Equestria has liberalized a lot since Twilight opened up that damn school.Daily reminder, if you never watch Creaturequestria episodes you will be transferred to the original pony Equestria.
>>43055657>rayp
>>43059106No, they are for eggheads.
>>43055672>isn't she supposed to be an element of loyalty...Yep! It's just too bad that loyalty is for Daring Do...
>>43055672she'll come back to rape you, yeah
>>43055735goddammit Linky, i'll fucking kill you
