/mlp/ - >I didn’t know Twilight’s experimental potion was - Pony

Anonymous

02/21/26(Sat)11:21:47 No.43056080

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Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)11:21:47 No.43056080 Archived

>I didn’t know Twilight’s experimental potion was going to make you immortal! I meant to take the “Invincible Potion” so that you could never feel pain or harm. Sometimes I get the terms mixed too. Unfortunately Twilight says its permanent. She said you’ll outlive everything, even the entire universe burning away and collapsing in on itself. I’m sorry…

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)11:23:40 No.43056085

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)11:23:40 No.43056085

>>43056080
Isn't the doctor already immortal as a time lord?

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)11:28:33 No.43056091

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)11:28:33 No.43056091

this is just the same tired thread as always but with a fresh coat of paint. i don't know why you like this thread concept so much op, it's kind of terrible.

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)11:41:46 No.43056115

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)11:41:46 No.43056115

What kind of immortality is it, derpy?
How the fuck my organism gonna function without air when all universe die? Air just gonna spawn into cells what needs it? What happened if i stop sleep and start fapping non stop, am I gonna cum every second or what? What happened if i stop eat at, am i gonna break thermodynamics laws? Wtf

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)11:45:49 No.43056121

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)11:45:49 No.43056121

>>43056080
>Normal eyes
You're not Derpy

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)11:50:32 No.43056129

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)11:50:32 No.43056129

>>43056121
It's changeling derpy
And she gave you poison, not immortality
She will start laughing when you start to feel weird in the next minute, followed by intense pain before dying in a spasm
She just thought it would be funny to tell you that you will live forever only to die in the next several minutes

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)12:40:58 No.43056210

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)12:40:58 No.43056210

>>43056080
“Aren’t those the same thing, though? If I were immortal, would I not be invincible? Or is this one of those deals where people could stab pencils through my heart, shoot me with silver bullets, or shoot me through the head and I’d still die?”

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)12:45:18 No.43056217

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)12:45:18 No.43056217

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>>43056080
>spend 1000s of years researching and discover time travel
>become a timelord

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)13:28:12 No.43056296

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)13:28:12 No.43056296

>>43056210
You can be invincible but not long lived. Immortality means you’re immune to disease, cellular degradation and can live forever. But it varies. Greek gods or monsters were immortal but they could be killed by other gods or beings.

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)13:59:19 No.43056348

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)13:59:19 No.43056348

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>>43056129
>due to all the microplastics and corn syrup in anons DNA already the poison does nothing

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)14:06:23 No.43056357

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)14:06:23 No.43056357

>>43056348
yeah anon is already dead, he's a zombie.

A Thief
02/21/26(Sat)15:59:43 No.43056510

A Thief 02/21/26(Sat)15:59:43 No.43056510

>>43056080
*I gently kiss her right on the lips.*
Worth every second.

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)17:56:07 No.43056773

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)17:56:07 No.43056773

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>>43056080
"Derpy, all you did was get me a soda."
>"I did?"
"Yeah. Besides, I'm allergic to potions."
>"Oh."
"Wait, this isn't soda."
>"Well then I guess you're gonna die, bitch!"
"Why did you get me diet?"
>She starts choking your cock with her throat

Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)17:58:24 No.43056777

Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)17:58:24 No.43056777

>>43056773
Ah, yes, the retard gambit. I should've known.