I wonder what my cutie mark would be.
>>43057867A penis, because you're a faggot
>>43057867I fear this would be mine
Blank flank :(
>>43057867a cutie mark that just has ">rape" on it
>>43057867There's like, 2 cutie marks up there that are polo-related.Does this imply that little ponies ride little ponies?
town bike cutie mark!
>>43057867Ohio cutie mark
>>43058286t. braindead zoomieshit
>>43058289no arrow so you're describing yourself
>>43057867>what my cutie mark would be.A dick that shoots out ropes of cum.
>>43058292>blud having a meltie
>>43058296Hey don't copy OP's cutie mark.
>>43057867a Nintendo DS cutie mark would be cool
>>43058296By the way, I forgot to mention that my name will be Cumburst.
>>43057867What would a cutie mark for hating everything look like?
>>43058742This would be the cutie mark
>>43058745That's the cutie mark for arguing
>>43058745You retard
>>43058771Anonfilly early fandom prototype
>>43057869You'd be the most awesome burger flipper of Equestria if it's your talent, though. Ponies would come to your burger joint whenever they visited your town just to try one of your world-renowned burgers (made from 100% onions).
>>43057873You can't be that lazy, right? Even blank flankers one day will get their very own cutie mark, Celestia said so!
>>43057867Any of the following>dick>question mark>fruit or vegetable that looks like a dick>funny 4channel clover>political symbol or flag>video game controller>paintbrush>music note>other generic ponysona mark>"file not found" or "no picture available"and I'm killing myself immediately.
>>43059607>>funny 4channel clovernothing wrong with that anon
>>43057867A football (or hoofball? in equestria) cutie mark for me
>>43057875I already have this one
>>43060336based
>>43060290Football as in football (fútbol), or football (hand egg)?>>43059607That's implying you do anything creative.
>>43060634>Football as in football (fútbol), or football (hand egg)?Soccer
>>43057867Yeah, i'll get a GAMER cutie mark. Gamer 4 life
>>43059607Is the dicks because you masturbate?
>>43057867Everyone gets a blank flank, you get a blank flank, I get a blank flank!
>>43061939i can live with that
>>43062460No you couldn't. Blank flanks need cutie marks!!!
>>43062864Sweetie Belle...
>>43062864not really because neet ponies are kino
>>43063654Nah the neet ponies are a terrible concept.
>>43057867What represents dying alone with a wasted life?
>>43064105A hourglass that's broken with the sand spilt out would be one
>>43064105A rotten apple, probably.
>>43057867I'd have some basic ass gardening cutie mark which I don't mind.
>>43057867a PC cutie mark I would have
>>43057867Beer bottle :(
>>43065418You're a alcoholic? Berry Punch? Is that you?
>>43065600Anon had a very traumatic Russian vacation.
>>43061341no it's because he's an asshole
>>43065708What a dick!
>>43057867I've already got mine figured out. Simple is best!
>>43066049cute pony you got, I love his design!
>>43057867sleeping cap cause i love to sleep
>>43066731We all do, no?
>>43067161not for me
>>43057867hooves cutie mark haha
>>43067998You... touch hooves?
>>43058799I'm sorry, did you just say burger?
>>43057867A wrench probably
>>43068395nice plane anon
>>43057867A carriage would be my cutie mark.
>>43068388there's a burger in Pegasus...
>>43069284You taxi?
>>43066049cute pony, would tongue his sweaty musky balls and sheath
>>43069699Bruh
>>43057867My cutie mark would be something like a trovel.
>>43057869wagie cutiemark lol
>>43070413wtf is a "trovel"??
>>43057867I want a swedish flag cutie mark since im swedish.
>>43071610there are no country flag cutie marks anon it has to be your passion or job
>>43057867Can one have a computer CM?
>>43072477sure if you make computers
>>43072884Ahh, no i just use my PC for hours.
>>43073252so like the rest of us... blank flaank
>>43057867I garden so i guess i would get a flower cutiemark like roseluck, not bad.
>>43057867Cashieer cutie mark for me
>>43073252You didn't build your own PC?
>>43075135i haven't built a computer in a long whole.and now its too expensive
>>43075423Blame AI.
>>43057867how does one hack the cutie mark system 2 get best cutie mark for ez life
>>43075822He said a long while, the boom of component prices due to AI hype has been going on for less than half a year.
>>43069699same, tag me in when you need a breather
>>43076359Ah yeah, but that boom means he certainly wont be going back to doing that for a even longer while.
>>43076623True, though I doubt it will last that long. You can only keep up tripling the price of a product for so long until the entire market crashes, and people are already getting sick of AI.
>>43057867Well it depends, anon. What do you think your calling is? I hope it's something nice.
>>43076918>and people are already getting sick of AI.Well, I am not seeing enough action. At least the luddites of the past destroyed some factories but those awful AI centre shit are still up.
>>43076991I don't care about impeding progress, I'm not against AI at all, just the act of shoving it literally everywhere which is what corpos are doing (and especially Big Tech). All you have to do is just... not buy. Once companies don't see a ROI on the billions they spent building huge datacenters filled with the state of the art hardware it'll suddenly come down crashing HARD. This is literally the dot-com bubble all over again. The only problem is it will once again drag the rest of the economy down with it, but none of this has to do with the technology itself but corpos banking on making disgustingly huge profits.
>>43077181I really hope so it crashes then
>>43057867How would one get one of those air related cutie marks? Planes would get you a plane cutie mark and not a pegasus like cutiemark.
>>43077856Just fly, bro.
>>43057867Could I have a pizza cutiemark if im not italian?
>>43078646Nope, have to be 102% Italian with a 2% margin of error for anything Italian related.
>>43058742A cutie mark of AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
>>43079237Doesn't he only hate some things and not all?
>>43057867Burger King cutie mark
>>43079916Do you sell hoof fungus lettuce burgers in Equestria?
>>43080222hell no
>>43057867a bucket and a mop cutie mark for me
>>43081094You work on this site?
>>43081373no as in real life cleaning stuff in builidings
>>43081771It's honest work. Somebody has to do it. Ponies would actually understand that and appreciate it, unlike humans.
>>43057867i play around with rc race cars so i guess i would be a small racecar with a antenna. the foals will love it
>>43082108True, real life is so cruel...
>>43082690And mostly because humans make it so. That's what the show has taught me. Ponies do not live in a utopia, but they at least try to help each other out, unlike in this world where people do pretty much the exact opposite.
>>43082879How do we make real life a Utopia so Celestia will accept us in Equestria?
>>43083120CelestiAI, I guess. Anything's better than letting ped- I mean politicians run the place.
>>43057867An unsucked dick, with an arrow pointing to a sucked dick
>>43083418You gay?
>>43083418how much are you offering for your services haha
>>43082879Humans have that in a few places. It's called being a community with high trust.And to properly answer, a question mark.
>>43084141even high trust societies are not as perfect as the pony community in equestria
>>43066049Nice stallion sketch
>>43084514How would you know? Have you been in a high trust society?
>>43057867i work at a factory so imagine a factory cutie mark
>>43057867Something related to sudokus or foreign languages, the only 2 things I've ever enjoyed
>>43057867Some lazy cutie mark if lazyness can be a cutie mark
>>43085943Get a job.
>>43066049This stallion would be broken by the time i was done with him. 10/10
>>43086100no
Never get a job unless you have to. It's utterly pointless to work unless it is done to pay the bills. People like >>43086100 have a cancerous mindset inherited from their Christian forefathers that hard work is somehow rewarding. It only ever is if you have a reason for doing it besides feeding yourself, e.g. having a family, or a community that cares about you rather than outsiders. And guess what has been utterly destroyed in the past few generations?Don't cling to religious ideals unless you take the religion itself with it. You'll just become a corporate slave of you-know-who.
>>43086607>Never get a job unless you have to. It's utterly pointless to work unless it is done to pay the bills.So you have to get a job, I don't want to be homeless but im not getting enough dosh from any government gibs to pay the poor tax
>>43086983The point is >>43086100 is mentioning a job as if being lazy by itself is some sort of sin. If you're rich and don't need to work, you should laze about as much as you can.
>>43086607The whole "Protestant work ethic" thing is pretty simplistic and leads people into unfulfilling lives, but the core idea is correct. What's /actually/ good and moral and virtuous is living with purpose (good purpose, of course), and cultivating the strength and discipline to live according to that purpose. Individualism conceptualised as placing the onus for virtue and action on the individual is all well and good. How people have misinterpreted or forgotten the core principles over the decades is what's bad and leads people into working for the sake of exertion instead of productivity, and of not balancing work with other important areas of their lives. Also there's the obvious fact that saying "work harder because God tells you to" is a useful tactic for authority figures, which then gets parroted for generations.
>>43057867My cutie mark would be sunglasses because I LOVE lying down the beach, so comfy...
>>43057867A wrench cutiemark for engineering
What a bunch of fucking wagecucks in this thread. Not a lick of college to be found. Guess that explains a lot.
>>43088277>going to collegeNGMI
>>43057867What's the cm about being happy?>>43068395Oh no, she's naked!
>>43088418You fine being a uneducated retard? It's not that hard to go and learn.
>>43088732not falling for the college scam
>>43057867Arcade stick cutie mark so I can play some kino
>>43068395Nice plane, Anon!
>>43065701>Anon had a very traumatic Russian vacation.I don't get it
>>43090165You know how Russies are, drunk with vodka n' shit.
>>43090935no i dont
>>43057869>worst food restaurant as a cutie markngmi
>>43091833McDonalds isn't THAT bad, Anon.
>>43057867An office chair would fit for a office worker like me.
>>43091946mcdonalds is like so bad that it makes burger king look good in comparison
>>43057867Do ponies think having a blank flank is a sign of lazyness or?
>>43092991It's a sign of having no special talent.
>>43093249so would most of the board be a blank flank if that's the case?
>>43093572Probably. And so most of us would be under supervision of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, which should be to the delight of the regulars of a certain general on this board.
>>43093592The filly thread? They'd be in prison if such a thing happened
>>43093572Only a small part, a lot of anons make stuff so they would have cutie marks.
what would a g5fartfag cutiemark represent??
>>43094489a fart gas?
>>43094489Glimmerfag...
>>43094489>g5fartfagG5 and not G4? Oh how starlight glimmer anons have fallen
>>43094073You mean filly prison?
>>43095538That would be a small ass prison, like one cell be like a tiny cage and it would be absolutely cramped for one fillyfag for his pedo crimes
>>43094489G%fags get NOTHING.
>>43057867>Garbage CollectorIs there trash needed to be collected? I might have one of the uglier cutie marks.
>>43095533it is the g4 fans that have fallen for not drawing enough of the g5 mares
>>43096907What makes you think that? We prefer G4 ponies as they look cuter.
>>43097036who cares if they look cuter. g4 or g5 they're all pone.
>>43097036>WeSpeak for yourself, faggot.
>>43097148true but some ponies are better than others so they get more focus
>>43057867If your special skill was camouflage and stealth, would your Cutie Mark be invisible? Like, you still have one so you're technically not a blank flank, but it's invisible.
>>43097729Wouldn't it be just a outline of the cutie mark wearer to signify that they can go invisible?
>>43097729ninja cutie mark!
>>43057867>Customer ServiceI guess doing my job but with ponies would be so much easier and nicer.
>>43099106you'll get angry ponies complaining and nitpicking so it'll be the same
My headcanon is human who have transformed into ponies start without a cutie mark. Only ponies get cm, so the Cutie Mark Acquisition Program starts after becoming a pony
>>43099579I thought cutie marks appeared when you do what you love or are good at so they would need to do that before blending in.
>>43057867Sixth row,l third cutie mark
>>43099997Pagan Cutiemark?
>>43099994>cutie marks appeared when you do what you love or are good atThat's exactly what i had in mind, i called it "Cutie Mark Acquisition Program" just to make a reference. My way of thinking:>you're a human >you do what you love or good at>nothing happen>maybe exept you're happier with your life than many others >you're a pony>you do what you love or good at>cutie mark appears on your buttTaking into account how one's life may change after going to Equestria, there would be generally three ways for a cutie mark.For instance:>be a poor wagie>you dislike your job, nor can afford any decent hobby>become a pony>no cutie mark since you never found what makes you special, until you do so>have a nice job or hobby that exist in Equestria>become a pony>you continue to do your thing >cutie mark appears on your butt>be a freaking specialist in your profession or have exotic hobby that doesn't exist in Equestria >become a pony >no cutie mark since you cannot recreate your speciality, until you find something elseAnything between would be more personal way of getting a cm, but the rule "be pony first, acquire cutie mark second" would apply every time
>>43100492I mean wouldn't someone specialised in making computers would eventually invent a computer using the tools like magic to get their cutiemark then getting locked with a blank?
>>43057867>Mona Lisa Cutie Markwhat
>>43069699Zesty reply
>>43100962>invent a computerBased on what i've seen in the show, Equestria indeed have machines that imply there's some level of electricity present in the world, but not advanced enough to support computer tech.>using the tools like magicUsing magic to create a computer definitely wouldn't be impossible for somepony crafty enough, especially with knowledge taken from the Earth, but i don't believe computers would make the same technological impact on Equestria as it had on the Earth. For many reasons they'd need computers for, there's magic for that. On a side note, too much computers would spoil the pony world, a lot of Equestria's charm comes from NOT having advanced technology like that.There's always a possibility to become more generally oriented inventor, not necesarily a computer one.>get their cutie mark then getting locked with a blankI don't understand. How can somepony revert to be blank after getting cm?
>>43057867Mine would be either three coins, dumbbell or some esoteric stuff like moon/eclipse themed mark.
>>43057867White shutter shades would be mine cause I love them and Dangeresque II
>>43104046Day Court.He is going to tard wrangle successfully so many applicants that Princess herself is going to give him minor noble title for filtering most of idiots out and making her workday little brighter.
Spatula cutie mark ;(
>>43104614is that you spongebob?
>>43057867I love money, give me some cutiemarks of moooney!!!
>>43102013>I don't understand. How can somepony revert to be blank after getting cm?I meant that if there are no computers all ponies with computer cutiemarks get blanks since it needs to exist to get their CMs
>>43105591>t. Jew
>>43057867I will get a axe cm for lumber harvesting
>>43101295It's a artist cutie mark, I guess that italian painter os on Equestria.
