>"Make ONE more joke about how fat my ass is, Anonymous. I double dog- no TRIPLE dog dare you. See what happens next."
>>43058343At some point, they basically just forgot how to draw Celestia's mouth.
>>43058343But you ARE fat, and also a pathetic jobber.
>rape
>>43058343>posted it AGAIN award
>>43058343>And I thought 'This would KILL as it's own thread!'
>>43058353>>43058360Your brain on generals.
>>43058343Joke? I don’t know what you mean. Your ass is immaculate. I could sleep for days on those perky cheeks for days, let me tell you. I’d like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity.
Your butt is the perfect size relative to your lithe, graceful body. Its not too big, but its also not too small. Its not super squishy and jiggly, and also has an athletic firmness to it. Your coat is a shining white which just makes it stand out even more. I'm not joking at all when I say I love your rump. But if you feel the need to kill me for besmirching your name I'll understand too.
>>43058343Jebus I just want Celestia to crush me with her outrageously giant sweaty fat white ass until I get fully enveloped into it and dont have to worry about human bullshit like taxes and progeny anymore
>>43058343No, I would never. Your name is too pure.>slaps her in the face
>>43058343Luna has a fatter ass, how else do solar eclipses happen?
>>43058665this
>>43058343Your sunbutt is SOOO fat, I'm surprised you don't raise IT in the morning!!! No one would know the difference!!! Hahahaa!!!
