Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Clopfics of the same quality as Hemingway and Faulkner!ITT: Government mandated nightmare moon dommy mommy smut WITH HOOVES, a destitute crumbling shithole inhabited by miserable assholes, sharing space with the Department of Traffic and Parking Enforcement, Her Majesty does all the raping herself, circumstances have simply made suckling unavoidable, a pile of insecurities and quarter pounders, I hate mandatory anus expansion day, eating a hay taco really messily, just drink some fucking formula, Celestia's teats secrete Marecoin, Scootaloo was genetically engineered and grown in a lab, cryptocurrency is my fetish, the harder you suckle on Celestia's teats, the faster you can mine crypto, Fluttershy canonically has a rabbit dick, the ghost of Al Gore, Scootaloo-tier stupid, Dash is actually the father, Trixie "Toxic Womb" Lulamoon, tied with the Apples for creampies, and being mating pressed more than Rarity at a trade show!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and sixty-eighth book is Her Soldiers, We:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/328030/her-soldiers-weIf (You) want to participate, finish the story by Sunday, March 1st.Past bookclubs: https://ponepaste.org/11255>Recommended stories:Tired of adventures that meander for a million words? Fed up with super special OCs? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:https://ponepaste.org/7317>A list of reviews made by the Anons in this thread:http://www.mlpficreviews.org.ukUse the commands ">review <story link>" and ">discuss <story link>" to add reviews to a story.Userscript for extra features: https://ponepaste.org/8619>An in-depth writing guide for beginners:https://eznguide.neocities.org/>Additional material for authors:Rhorse's Horse Behavioral Notes - https://ponepaste.org/932Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4fPurdue Online Writing resources: https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/index.html and https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/subject_specific_writing/creative_writing/writers/index.html>Can you pre-read my story?Post it on Google Docs or HackMD with comments enabled and give us a link.>Various reviews and riffs:Fillyanon's Bookshelf - https://ponepaste.org/5555Notkickass222urmom's Reviews - https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmomIHeartShinzakura's Reviews - https://ponepaste.org/user/IHeartShinzakuraAppleanon reads fics - https://poneb.in/wmGX7FPmDeluxe Big Master Review List - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9Bz7UnEbxo-svlXa2tV49PJkP-yFuR7pRXiBUn-IeUA Guide to Rational Fics - https://files.catbox.moe/3jzrfm.pngPrevious Thread: >>43030999
Speaking of Hemingway and Faulkner, have your fics ever taken inspiration from so-called "great literature"?
First for best duo!Enjoy this conveniently packaged Tuna: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/94526/twilights-plan
Third for finally finding a use for coloured text!>>43061432I keep intending to translate a poem to pony, but haven't done so yet.>>43061433kek
>>43061429the most vile op post I have seen from this thread in a while.
>>43061429whole lot of suckling and breastfeeding in the itt. this time.
>>43061445>>43061501Blame Alex, who is into cryptocurrency and wants to suckle Celestia.
>>43061432Is Catch-22 considered that? I love Catch-22.
>>43061587He DENIES his desire to want to suckle Celestia, it's just as a man in the body of a baby alicorn, he requires alicorn milk to survive. It's not his fault he has to nurse on Celestia's titties while he wears diapers. He just has to.
>>43061618A true case of nature and nurture.
Any ones where Celestia has likeAn actual baby
>>43061714The no nose knows series. Though unfortunately it’s never gonna be completed and the story slowly gets worse as it goes on.
>>43061804Yeah that one kind of sucked. I don't think I'd want to suffer through that.
>>43061439I've learned you can just use [color=gold] here, although I may swap it out to use [color=#FFD700] later just in case something ever changes.
>>43061938I don't think official CSS standards are changing any time soon.
>>43062001The markup handling on Fimfiction might, though.
Any good war comedy fics?
I 'ad a giggle.
>>43062104I think the one in the starter kit was fine, even if it was a crackfic.
>>43060650Why'd you have to remind me about the "Dash gets skullfucked in the eye socket and gets head pregnant" commission idea he rejected? Was it foreshadowing Rarifag eventually joining the thread?>>43062104There's that one artillery spotting fic I inexplicably can't find on Fimfic because the author apparently never used the term "artillery spotting" in the whole oneshot.
>>43062259kekI wasn't aware that was a commission. From what I know, he just started writing it one day, and then stopped soon thereafter. Also, Discord was fucking her nostril, not her eye socket.
>>43062259>Dash gets skullfucked in the eye socket and gets head pregnantSometimes I'm glad I stay in my lane.
>>43061587>>43061618I am genuinely tired of the alex memeThere is ONE joke about a shitty slopfic, and now the entire itt and several threads already are full of people smugly repeating the same joke. "Ah yes alex who wants to suckle Celestia and is into cryptocurrency. I'm absolutely chuffed just thinking about it, can you imagine? Alex is into cryptocurrency, AND he wants to suckle Celestia! Or perhaps he doesn't want to suckle Celestia (while being into cryptocurrency), but either way, Alex is into cryptocurrency and suckles Celestia. Have you heard? What a lark! He, that is Alex, suckling Celestia, also he's into cryptocurrency! Alex, he's into cryptocurrency, and also he wants to (or doesn't) suckle Celestia! By Jove, he needs dat alicorn milk (and cryptocurrency)! Truly marvellous."I think I've rather gotten the point by now yes.
>>43062259>Dash gets skullfucked in the eye socket and gets head pregnantI thought he was the one writing the snuffverse fics with his griffon OC, I don't remember a Dash skullfucking fic. Did I mix him up with someone else?
>>43062787This.The HIE copypasta was funnier
>>43062803Regidar wrote, or rather started, the story about Discord fucking Rainbow Dash's nose and impregnating her head.
>>43062854>regidarhuh what we were talking about golden just earlier
>>43062810The cryptocurrency genre is not for the faint of heart. It’s not just about a human suckling Celestia or wanting to fuck Rarity; it’s about transcending the boundaries of fiction itself. Just as you wouldn't expect to stumble upon a Shakespearean play in a high school drama class, or find the nuances of a Tolstoy novel in a community book club, you simply cannot expect mere /fimfic/ posters to grasp and master the profound depths and soul-stirring complexities of the cryptocurrency genre. It's the apex of storytelling. Too intricate, too delicate, too soulful for most to comprehend, let alone capture in writing. The problem isn’t with the genre. The issue lies in its towering grandeur, which is just too monumental for the average writer. We don't lack good cryptocurrency stories; we lack the literary giants to pen them.
>>43062787We get, Alex, you sold bitcoin too low and will never make it to Equestria.
>>43062861S0mething about nasal sex.
Is the Alex thing an evolution of the guy who is into cryptocurrency and wants to fuck Rarity?
No dying yet, /fimfic/!
we should have made ViE the new meme
Hey. I’m the guy who updates the past bookclub list. For various reasons I won’t be able to do that anymore. Could somebody else take over for me? Thanks.
>>43063050It's about a shitty fic where a guy ends up as a baby. Normal enough crap, but the fact about the fic is that circumstances are set up so that the baby man HAS to be breastfed by Celestia. This is the focus of the entire fic. This is somehow supposed to be not a fetish fic.
>>43063439Sure, I'll do it.
>>43063439are you killing yourself?
>A story by GoldWing in the feature boxwhen are we getting the temu Ashen Horizons
Tryhard alert!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/587645/baby-pony-flurry-hearts-heartfelt-karmaIt's about as shallow and edgy as you'd expect, but frankly the worst thing about it is the run-on sentences, he'll stitch what should be four or five into one endless unholy abomination of a single sentence, and every clause will be written in the most straightforward, repetitive way, and frankly I think it qualifies as worse torture than what the author out Flurry through, and the dialogue isn't any better.>I was going to keep it a surprise, but I actually paid a visit to little Flurry Heart earlier, or, as I like to call her, Pussy Scat.It's phrased like it's a joke or play on words, but the most I could think of would be a play on "pussycat" and that only works if there's a reason to call Flurry that. I rate autism/10—the "makes rant videos about caillou" kind, to be specific.
>>43063854I got this as the error message on my first attempt to post...
>>43063870that means you double clicked.
>>43063935Some people should've been double-clicked.
>>43063935I must've, yeah. I just thought it was funny to get it on a post about a 2edgy4me infanticide and abortion fic.
>>43063650Do you want a like explanation or the actual explanation?
>>43064071*joke, not like.
>>43061439I translated a short story to English and then to pony, but haven't posted it because I'm afraid it might break the site rules. If you do end up translating that poem, would you keep it to yourself or what alternative would you use?
>Paul is such a boomer he got conned into writing an unironnic review for AIslop when he could've spent that time and effort reading and reviewing (You)r ficTragic!
>>43064373>To my surprise, none of that grammatical illiteracy is present within the story proper. I don’t think I saw a single error in that regard. Not in the narration, not in typos. It’s a shockingly clean story. One must wonder why NJH12 was able to write the story so grammatically well but not the cover pageSigh
>>43064496How did he not immediately clock it, like dudeC'mon
>>43064196Well, what I'm planning would be a pony parody, effectively. That's clearly transformative enough. I don't know what you're doing well enough to say. My only concern is the length, but this is a pretty long poem, so I should be fine there.
