Alright you horsefuckers this is your time to shine. All those 16 years you've been fapping have finally come to fruition.I need each of (You) to take a background pony or secondary and to fill up a list I will post below.Now, the Mane6 are easy cause they're very recognizable stereotypes which you can infer easily what they'd do, but background ponies? We need a professional and you're up, so don't be a faggot.https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Background_charactershttps://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_poniesPosts ending in:1-30 you're assigned a unicorn.31-60 you're assigned a pegasus61-90 you're assigned an earthie91-99 you're assigned any other creature00 you're assigned an alicorn.Your Background horse:Personality type & traits:Voice typeMoan type (screaming, yelling, groaning, fever moans, yelps, sighs, gasps, breathing, etc.)Small preferencesLimitsFetishesSize preference length X diameter or circumference(specify) (use human cock sizes and then triple its size to get an accurate horsecock size) (optional: assign exotic genitalia with special features, like kirin or dragons and how they interact with your background pony)Position preferencesThrusting preferencesProvide 1 unique eccentric thing (e.g. 1. Makes you read poetry before sex. 2. Makes you solve math equations)Feel free to take on stallions too if you'd like or skip them.Good luck.
>do my job for me
>>43069843Yeah I'm not doing all that.
Sad how the fanbase didn't give the bg ponies any real characterization beyond memes, the fanfiction was either terribad or went ignored and every non-speaking bg pony got ignored after S1. And also the background pony episode didn't give them anything new, they just copied from the fanbase, how the fuck did they not get sued?Name: AquamarineHas a couple of gems for a cutie mark.Kind, caring, creative, unamused, patient, tired of your shit, aims to please, loves gems, into fashion, imaginative.mezzo-soprano husky yet silvery voicefeverish sighs and gasps with mewling. Will stay silent or groan, scream and yell if not enjoying it.Small preferences - light colored ponies, being called princess, gem, jewel or aqua.Limits - no calling her a donkey or a mule, no begging, no oral she sucks at it, no hoofcuffs and restraints, no backbreaking poses, no legs above the head.Fetishes - wearing seethrough clothes and sparkly things during bed including gemsSize preference 21 inches length, 14 inches circumference , she doesn't like very thick cocks. Hates kirin and dragon cocks for being too hard feeling like they're burning, might enjoy nu-changeling cock for being thin, slimy and extra wet like a tongue and for being any other color other than black n grey. Hates bird cocks for not having cocks, hates barbed cat cocks.Position preferences - it's a horse ... missionary, cowgirl, open legged, spooning, gift wrapped, crab, spork, waterfall, little dipper, pearly gates, facing lap dance.Slow thrusting mostly, lots of grinding, no roughness and interruptions, fast shallow thrusting towards the end.Makes you wear a matching necklade gem with her or a bracelet, she likes the sound it makes and to make it feel like a ritual.There you go. 1 finished, infinitely more to go.
>>43069942good for you OP
>>43069843Wait, so do I choose a pony or does this post determine the kind of pony to choose? And what is this for exactly?
>>43069950In case you can't decide since there's over 300 background ponies in S1 alone.Also more than 1 anon might want to pick the most popular background horses like Lyra and Colgate.
>>43069942I will imagine her with this voice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfjALWq_VoA&list=PL7B685FF03FF2FC19&index=5
>>43069942>the fanfiction was either terribad or went ignoredRead Background Pony
>>43069843I could spend some time with this, but how will this impact the fandom in any way? Unless you tell me a fanfic or artist will use my interpretation and make something out of it
>>43069843Bitta Blues is an unhinged weirdo schizoid loner who thinks love is a waste of time and would rather observe her terrarium.
>>43069950>>43070064>>43070091>all these retards who can't read and follow simple instructionsThis is why we can't have anything fun anymore. >>43069849>get your headcanon on a background pony included in a projectwhy wouldn't (you) leap for this?
>>43070105Your instructions suck, unc. Put the mares in the bag.
>>43070105Simplify OP's instructions
>>43070347Go ask ChatGPT, kiddo.>>43070091>InsectfagOh boy.
>Throws a biscuit at you.>>43062990>>43045194
>>43069843>use human cock sizes and then triple its size to get an accurate horsecock sizeWhat compels Anons to adopt this weird cuck fantasy? If you go by canon sizes (that one pic with 8' candy cane comparison, and EQG with ponies), average human dick size would be comparable with pony stallions, possibly even girthier.
>>43071115Sir this is a horse board. These horses are BIG.
>>43070091Insectfags love touching and being touched very lightly just like they handle their bugs. They hate being squeezed.
>>43071115>What compels Anons to adopt this weird cuck fantasy?The absolute state of modern men. And the porn industry feeding into that brainrot. Jerking it to ponies only is unironically healthier for your mind.
>>43069843>Your Background horse: Candy Floss>Personality type & traits:She is always pissed off. She never likes anything you throw her. She always wants to argue and complain with others.>Voice typeGeneric mare voice like Tabitha do? idk>Moan type (screaming, yelling, groaning, fever moans, yelps, sighs, gasps, breathing, etc.)Groaning>Small preferencesShe likes rough SEX>LimitsIdk she can endure>FetishesNone really, she doesn't like using toys or some weird fetishes. >Size preference length X diameter or circumference(specify) (use human cock sizes and then triple its size to get an accurate horsecock size) (optional: assign exotic genitalia with special features, like kirin or dragons and how they interact with your background pony)She likes only horsecocks and humancocks. Anything else is a no-no.>Position preferencesCowgirl, missionary>Thrusting preferencesRhythmic fast thrusting. >Provide 1 unique eccentric thing (e.g. 1. Makes you read poetry before sex. 2. Makes you solve math equations)She always washes your cock before the sex.
>>43069843Alright, here it goes, I choose Cherry Spices. She is a unicorn that likes to spice things up in her life. And in bed. Her favourite drink is cherry soda and she uses spices in her food for that extra kick.
>>43071534>She always washes your cock before the sex.Uhh based and cleanpilled?
WORK ON YOUR BACKGROUND PONY, ANON.Include the romance options! How do you romance your horse?With a good cupid's arrow in the flank.
AI was made for porn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs&list=RDLTJvdGcb7Fs&start_radio=1
>>43070091Come on, it's clearly a changeling.
>>43069843Horse sized ponies and canon sized ponies both suck, and I can't wait for this to devolve into another human homosexual vs stalliontranny slapfight, but I'll roll and consider doing this.
>>43073100>hit 1% chance alicornI dunno how to feel about bringing back Erroria, princess of uohhh so random, or introducing the clop world to Mulberry Flowers, the mary sue princess of high school creature fucking.