>ctrl f>no stallion threadpost stallions faggots
>>43072503I bet his turds are so small from low horse T. How can we fix this?
I kiss all the stallions in this thread.
There's a time and a place for stallions. The place is here. The time is now.
>>43073089Gay. I do that too.
>>43072503Gentlemen, how do me make Equestria stallion again?
I like Forest
>>43072503A homosexual is not someone who finds other homosexuals attractive, but it's someone, who upon seeing a stallion, immediately wants to befriend him.
>>43073273What a qt
stallion thread is fucking back!!! i can post my husband again
Pistacchio must be one of the faggiest ponies around
>>43073463What a handsome pone
>>43073517I wonder if his butt is soft.
>>43073517Could he rival even Braeburn?
>>43074050Cute
Waiting
>>43075251Bird bros
Oh no, what happened to Gallus?
Deus Vult!
>>43075560>eyelashesidk man.... seems pretty mareish to me.....
>>43075657It is a mare, disregard
Would you still love a stallion even if he were red and black?
>when he catches you looking at his ears
>>43075805Hell yeah
I need an autistic rich stallion boyfriend
:)I like this thread so far
him
>>43075805He's red and black in spirit.
>>43076484Imagine his ass
thoughts on crystal pony stallions?
>>43077186He has a shining stallionpity for sure.
Underrated ship.
>>43077393This feels like a ship from when only Season 1 was out.
>>43072617so fuckin yeah
>>43075805Absolutely.
>>43077562Hot
>>43077393more like doesnt-make-any-sense crackship
>>43078058He already said it's underrated, you don't have to say it again
>>43078058The snooty noble and the earnest farmboy is a very common trope I don't see it as a crackship, not any moreso than Soarburn
>>43072503LARP club
>>43077562protege my beloved
I pity those who do not know the power of FoE stallions.
>>43078122Shiny looks cute here
>>43078122I love his scraggly layered tail, very neat cut>>43078805TELL ME MORE
>>43078805Good Lord, this horse has power.
>>43078805https://youtu.be/usQ5_u7myic type horse
Strangely, the best ones all have red manes for some reason
>>43078805It's not gay when it's this stallion.
>>43080077*It's not gay when it's a stallion.
Touch stallion pp
Stallion threads have the highest femoid percentage btw
>>43080387There are no girls on the internet
>>43079858red manes are the best simple as
>>43079858The PCH mascot is hot as fuck for some reason.
>>43078805Would feel bad about it. Because a hot stallion like that deserves some foals.
>>43080389Sadly it's not the 00s anymore.
>>43081199Nothing changed, the "girls" on the net are just guys pretending
>>43081486>Holds knife with a hoof but the fork with his magicUh, okay?
>>43080939you are 100% rightthe cutest, the coolest, and the hottest
>>43081199that's not what "there are no girls on the internet" means. it's not literal. there are no boys on the internet either.
sleepy
>>43081974this is the most retarded post i've ever read in my life. of course it was literal. there used to be next to no women on the internet, just because you're too young to remember those days doesn't mean your fantasy version of history that you've rewritten is true.
>>43082657Remember that people born in 2008 are 18 this year. They didn't even know the pre-smartphone world.
>>43082799Thanks, I'm feeling old now.
Why are Anonstallion and Anoncolt so underrated?
>>43082333Awake!
>>43082971What could you do with them, exactly? Besides just gender swapped Anonfilly things.
>>43083370Would be his coltfriend.
>>43083419Gay stuffErm, gayer stuff
>>43082799I really hope they release an EMP to disable all smartphones
say goodbye to a stallion skysay hello say hello to to-mare-ow
>>43084353Smartphones and social media ruined society, so I agree.
>>43080939What's PCH?
>>43085246Those stallions are WAY too fluffy
>>43085687That's just you're opinion man
post gay pasta u fag
I should have never caved to the peer pressure and ripped my boy's wings off all those years ago
I could have fixed him
>>43086077I could have made him worse.
>>43086077He could have fixed me.
>>43086077You still can. The last 2 seasons aren't canon.
>>43087061He's a brat
>>43087688You'll never get me to admit G5 is cute.
Braeburn is sexy
Stalliobs?
I want to make a kirin stallion but sadly I can’t draw worth anything
>>43075538He came lots. He'll be ok after a nap and a sandwich.
>>43075805Would prefer grey and pink.
>>43081910G1 physics. So canonically checks out
>>43085886Wut?!
>>43087736It grew on me.
I need a soft stallion
>>43089311>get soft stallion>arouse him>he's hard nowwhat now top guy
>>43088024That's literally a cat.
>>43085687What is the right amount of fluff?
>>43089468He's criminally lacking in the fan art department.
>>43089505You take care of it.
>>43089668None.
>>43090438According to google, this stallion is fluffy
>>43089668Enough to bury my face
>>43090623Is google blind or something?
>>43090703Is trueAlso Flufflepuff is a stallion too
>>43090438Unf.
>>43090438you could not be more wrong if you tried
>>43091418Nah. I like my stallions jacked and shrink-wrapped.
>>43091418Imagine the combing.
>>43090716>Flufflepuff is a stallion tooYour search engine is drunk.
i loaf them
Would you really have a homosexual relationship with a stallion?
>>43093626It wouldn't be homosexual if it was with a stallion.
>>43093626
>>43093626I wouldn't want to rob a stallion of the chance to found a family.
>>43093626All my stallion relationships are strictly platonic.
>>43093631Handsome stud.
>>43093631>can't take a complement without blushingThen how does he expect to protect Equestria from the changling horde?
>>43092831My favorite nerdy twink
>>43094201Very carefully.
>>43094258>I can take on four changelings at the same time>In a fight... right?
Stallions in gear?
>>43094824Hot
>>43094274Yeah. A cock fight.
>>43094824Lewd.
>>43093626YES! I WILL!
robotic stallions
>>43097425What a cute stallion
>>43097425IWTCITL
>>43097425He's handsome. And a bro too.
>>43097777Quads of unending wisdom.
Do you believe in stallionpity?
>>43098788Yes... I do...
>>43098788I thought they're called sandbumps.
>>43099356*Fireprides
>>43099534Hot.
>>43094824I love a stallion that's eager to please
>>43090703Isn't that a bit too wide? Even for a stallion?
>>43078466Cutest couple ever
>>43094212Which one?
>>43095513>stallions immediately submit to sight of big bug cockAverage changeling W.
>>43101046*to the sight
>>43093631Any stallion that blushes in my vicinity is getting smashed
>stallion thread>look inside>text post spam>no stallions
>>43101046Are they really that big?
>>43101728Are you ok?
>>43102765He needs cock
No dying
>>43096517I want his big screw
>>43103954Dying is too expensive anyway. Funeral and shits costs a lot.
>>43104185>this user is based in the USA
Happy Pi day
>>43105159Unf Pie...
>>43105439
>>43104782aren't funerals expensive everywhere? i understand that other places have universal healthcare and such, but i'm not aware of a place that can sell a hardwood casket for cheap
I need some cozy stallion cuddles
I love pegasus stallions and I love stallions that wear a hat, and so that's why Care Package pushes all my buttons.
>>43105810What a cute lanky stallion
finally an actually GOOD video (please note I am about to watch it)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v1HPI26fUk
>>43106157finished and honestly a really fun and great videoalso I did watch the video right after posting it, but something came up and couldn't respond again til now
>>43106157Stallions!
>>43106916That dork is so gay
>>43102765You don't get it anon every pony that has been posted ITT is a reverse trap, this info hazard has only been hidden to protect the innocence of /mlp/'s faggots, I'm so sorry anon
>10Step up your game, fags.
That little faggot with the earring and the makeupYeah buddy, that's his own mane
>>43109126so groomed, yep that's definitely a fag horse.
>>43072503>post stallions faggots
>>43108809Nice butt bro.
He gets the bits for nothing and the dicks for free
Why are you guys gay?
>>43109791I don't know, I wouldn't wish it on anybody.Since I am though I'm going to enjoy it in private.
>>43109878Why are you not fine with it Anon?
>>43109878Come to Mare Fair and we can enjoy it in private together.
>>43108524Sorry was busy being gay.
Cuddle bugs
>>43109241That's a dumb meme. And always has been.
>>43110572Did we even get any decent clop out of it?
>>43110572Imagine being such a boring person
>>43110957Nope.
>>43111119Damn, we had one job...
>>43110475I'd snuggle that bug.
>>43111852Ouch
>>43109885retards like you are why faggots are viewed negativelylet that sink in.
>>43112553
>>43112571>YOU HAVE TO BE OKAY WITH BEING QUEER!no, I'm queerphobic, retard.Trannies (neo-extremists) and their consequences on society.
>>43109885There is always the little nagging feeling of being abnormal, and while I'm all for being accepted, I don't think it should be pushed or overly encouraged. That's the individual's journey.Also no kids.
>>43112698>>43112576I think being accepted is fine, but I'm not blind to the fact that most people do not like seeing gay shit. Like I don't think you should actively flaunt your gayness or whatever but I also don't think people should be actively pretending to be straight when they're not.
>>43112698>>43112716agree with both of these points, you should feel free to be yourself but dont be a fucktard about it
I need a gulp of changeling honey
WOW!!!1
homosexual horses??
https://derpibooru.org/images/random?q=gay%2C+safe%2C+-anthroPost result
>>43112576>>43112698>>43112716All reasoable takes. You can be gay, but don't push it on children, always raise them normally and assume they are normal.Yes, most people don't want to see gay shit irl, and we should not pretend that we want to see it.Anything to do with the trans-cult has to be burned to the ground, as it is a pseudoscience that makes mentally confused people self-mutilate.
>>43113308
>>43113308oc faggotry but cute
>>43113308Lucky, or unlucky?
>>43112698Do you feel like your attraction to males comes from you heart? Or is it more like a lust thing?
>>43113740For a long time I considered myself straight til it happened that the first person I actually developed any deep emotional attachment for was male. Now I primarily like stallions (and other male things) because they remind me of that. Mares do nothing for me sexually even if all my favourite characters in horse show are still the girls. Friends with Ponk, marry Bubble Berry. So mostly the former over the latter there.
>>43113805Thanks. I believe if it comes from your heart, it is fine and good and you have a right to explore and experience it.
>>43113834I've actually met a fair few other 100% no-girl homos who would just prefer living quietly with a single romantic partner and avoid all the drama with hookups and one night stands and such.Turns out the slut divide isn't much different between orientations.
>>43114083Now that's gay
Rude Appul. Poor (gay boi) Brae.
Bubble Berry is such a cute stallion.
>>43114083I know this is meant to be a visual pun, but I really don't get this one.
>>43115125Shining Armoire
>>43087688>>43087736>>43088900G5 has some cute stallions.
>>43115538Yeah
>>43113308unusual pairing, but maybe not as much so back in the day when there were hardly any stallions whatsoever>>43113351this is a really cute one, since it's how ponies could perhaps be intimate while rearing
>>43113308https://derpibooru.org/images/2502939?q=gay%2C+safe%2C+-anthrocute! I need this
>>43115971>... intimate while rearing.Mhm! A position that can contain all three points of contact that I like to call "The Trifecta": Hooves, Tongues, and Tips
Reposting an old green:>Be anon stallion>make your home in the Chrystal Empire>Beautiful place>Hear about King Sombra>Think King Sombra is just a legend>Sombra returns>Find yourself enslaved working for King Sombras vanity projects>One day you're gathered at the palace>Rows upon rows of young stallions>Many tremble in fear and quietly sob>You shift uncomfortably in your chains>The once friendly guards keep their lances at the ready for anyone who dares to run>Sombra's flamboyant entrance causes the stallions to all kneel in fear>Total silence except the clinking of chains as they hit the floor>In your fear, you hesitate and become the last stallion to kneel earning yourself unwanted attention>The occasional whimper of fear seems to fuel the tyrant>He occasionally stops to look into the eyes of the pathetic whimpering stallions>You tremble as he stops in your row>His hooves stop right in front of your muzzle >You dare not meet his gaze as you hear Sombra talk to the buff stallion next to you"Are you not afraid of your King? Do you not respect my power?">The proud stallion snorts not even dignifying the tyrant with a response>Sombra smiles thrilled to put down even the slightest resistance >With a dark spark from Sombra's horn the Stallion screams with a shriek loud enough to deafen all in the room>With a sick smile, the tyrants horn fades>The once proud stallion writhes on the floor whimpering and crying"Maybe living the rest of your miserable life as a gelding will teach you a lesson in respect">Sombra growls as the guards haul away the diminished stallion>Your heart pounds with fear and something else>As Sombra's hoof clops right where your muzzle is touching the floor, you audibly tremble in your chains>You pray he keeps going to the next stallion in line>Your heart shatters as you feel a hoof lift up on your chin>"Please no have mercy" you beg to yourself as you meet eyes with the horrifying spectre of total domination>He examines your skinny stallion frame with great interest running his hoof down your back>You pull away as he yanks your collar to bring you back to heel"Im sorry">You instinctively blurt out in a hushed voice desperate to not meet the same fate as the once proud stallion>You hear him growl into your ear as he flashes his fangs"Humble, as all good slaves should be. You will make a fine rut.">You freeze feeling all the blood seemingly vanish from your system realizing what this was all about "Guards, get the others back to work">You watch the guards prod the remaining stallions to leave>You want to cry as you occasionally meet glances with the grateful stallions>Please take me with you! Your eyes beg as the fearful stallions lock their eyes forward"I want this one ready for rutting">King Sombra growls nuzzling and giving you a kiss on the cheek
>>43116043>You flinch jerking away from the kiss>your worst fears ran wild as you sat in the room waiting for Sombra's arrival>Every horrible scenario you could think of played in your mind but being Sombra's sex slave was never one of them>As the guards haul you to your hooves, you struggle against them grunting and shoving as the guards easily overpower you>Sombra bites his lip with anticipation watching the struggle>through his many ruts, he has had stallion after stallion bend to his will without question>This one however may put up a fight>Sombra has the guards force you to sit and pull your head up to look right into the eyes of your king>With a sparkling dark glow of his horn, a black chrystal chastity cage consumes your stallionhood>Sombra loves his curses and this unassuming chastity cage is no different>If Sombra is not satisfied, then the poor stallion will be reduced to a simple Gelding>His hoof fondles your locked away stallionhood as you dare to swat his hoof away>Sombra snaps back with a stunned growl>The bold act excites the tyrant beyond measure as his fangs glisten with a smile"Oh, so rebellious. That spirit will not last. Once we rut, i will shatter any delusions you have of being a proud stallion, and that cage will be a permanent reminder of your place as one of my mares">Sombra's chilling sincerity causes you to shrink back in horror as he starts to laugh>You struggle fighting against the guards as they haul you away to prepare for your rutting
>>43075827He may bee slow but he sucks dick like a champ and those ears are perfect handles.
>>43116079Castration is gay. Would be just as effective if Sombra uses CBT instead. Same effect and no mutilation.
Stallion snuggles
Stallion struggles
Stallion snuggle struggles
So I adopted this weird dog. So far he just keeps growling and muttering something about "crystals" under his breath, he's also threatened me with enslavement multiple times... I gave him a bone and that seems to have satiated him for the time being.
>>43117455Is he ok?
https://voca.ro/1bOsveXiqjRa
>>43118114thats actually a really cute voice for him
>>43075560thank you for blessing us with this.
How do stallionfags feel knowing one of this board's most infamous schizos is one of you?i'm talking about the rewatchschizo
>>43118114Thanks. I wasn't quite sure about it at first, but a couple reiterations and I think I was able to capture a Derp-ish essence.
>>43118532OTP
What are some underrated stallion ships?
>>43119683The one from PPOV
>>43120343Stallions kissing is so nice.
>>43119683Zephyr breeze and Sombra, i just want to see that useless hippie get brat tamed
>>43119683Me and my coltfriend.
>>43076450Best boy
What do we think of... neet stallions?
>>43121989Love em too. Especially if they're autistic or mentally challenged
>>43121989I wanna be one
I want what these bros have.
>>43122684Oh, he looks very charming. What's his name?
Brae is bae
>>43123289security in their masculinity?
>>43124725Platonic homoerotic comradery.
Kiss your stallion BF.
>>43072503Do stallions have snowpity or is it a mare exclusive?
>>43124987Hmmm... While I don't think stallions have snowpity, they definitely have their own, similar, version of it.
>>43124987They have something similar, name it stallionpity, fireprides or sandbumpies...
Husband
>>43125314But he's only into straight guys.
>>43125332Sombra has a rape fetish
>>43125332What he don't know won't hurt him...
>>43078122shining is o GOOFY and cute
>>43106157nice bideo thank u
>>43126016What a cool stallion.
>>43126738The design of those sunglasses is not ideal.
>>43113308comfy wing-cuddles
damn it feels good to be a stallion
damn it feels good to be a White man appreciating stallions
damn it, stallions
Stallions
>>43128126Why is he giving him death laser eyes?
>>43128126Hotness
>>43128427Hope he didn't get that hot sauce in his eye.
>>43128972Stallions holding cocks like that make me weak
>>43128972Nice cock
>>43129318It's rocking hard.
>>43128972He handles that hard cock so well
>>43128972The ribbon is a nice touch,
I want to have a romance with stallions
>>43132864Cute couple.
>>43131621Applejack won't like that one.
Stallion
>>43134174
>>43134852Bread butt with a soup strainer
Stallion kissers
You like kissing stallions don't you
Amazon came through, apparently there really is no cock like horse cock
>>43137167I'm not sure i would trust sex toys from Amazon. did you test that it's real silicone?
>>43139020ha fat
>>43076450Needs.
>>43076484Imagine hearing him yap about God knows what
>>43139076I want to pat his belly.
>>43139082>Looking through feathersThat's strangely hot.
>>43140622cute flower stallion
>>43140622I wanna mlem all his little freckles one by one.
>>43140653Why do you think I posted that pic? ;D>>43140622Cute flower boy.
>>43141185>Why do you think I posted that pic? ;DBecause stallions.
>>43142433
>>43142439He's a dork. But an adorable one.
>>43137167I'm too scared to order one after I saw a TikTok of an Amazon employee making fun of someone that ordered an onahole.
>>43143737just order from a proper sex toy company instead, not some amazonslop of dubious provenance and questionable materials. they're also more confidential with their shipping (neutral box) meanwhile an Amazon shipment might even have the contents labeled outside in clear text. /d/ always has a thread up with advice. >>>/d/11489223
>>43142695i-is he gonna make it, doc?
>>43143737that's the part that scares you about putting something twice the size of anything that's meant to come out of your butthole up your butthole?
>>43140622He isn't a hippie, right?
>>43143985I mean, maybe. I'm not sure I want to know what horse is like inside of me.>>43144088Well, yes. I wouldn't want anyone to know.
>>43144276I already called you a fag in my head and laughed at you, so you don't have to worry about someone knowing you want a horsecock in your ass <333.
>>43144009Afraid not. He's been diagnosed with gay.
Stallion... yaoi!
>>43145060
>>43146192Royal guards wear skintight shorts like that? New dresscode from Cadance?
>>43146192He looks cute when he's angry.
Cock
>>43147233Fascinating.
>>43147486Woah
>>43147499He's a fine bird.
>>43144269I think I could deal with a hippie horse. I’m gonna bathe and groom him anyway, and if he’s gonna wanna dude weed and lay around all day that just means more cuddles for me.
>>43146192Caught me ‘mirin. No homo bro, you got a great ass. I’m a little jealous.
>>43148135He looks very soft
>>43147803Oh to be a cute stallion with a cute stallion bf...
>>43148315Indeed.
Fags, you're asleep on the job again.
>no posts about Artemis>literally launches todayI'm ashamed of you faggots in more than one way now.
>>43149040Artemis launches every night.
>>43147499>>43148315>>43148520My favourite boy, wish he got more art.
>>43146192Unf tight!
