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No Danny don’t do it. Its a fucking barn animal…
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>>43088395
This is how it begins
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>>43088395
G1 ponies didn't live in a barn.

That's a mansion animal.
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>>43088402
tj lived in a barn
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>>43088429
TJ didn't have wings.
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>>43088395
I thought he liked Surprise.
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>>43088402
And Lukashenko once said that cattle should live in a palace, but he still has to yell at farmers for neglecting their cattle every year.
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>>43088718
and your mom said that she would stop being a whore yet she's sucking my cock right now like you will soon as well
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>>43088395
OG horsefuckers were fucking based, shipping ponies with humans long before furries became commonplace. They knew this shit would be seen as bestiality by anyone who looked on from the outside and yet they didn't give a shit.
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>>43088395
>No shota x mare porn
Shame
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>>43088395
https://kelownacapnews.com/2026/01/27/release-of-horse-assault-suspect-disheartening-for-vernon-owner/
As long as he's a leaf he'll be OK
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>>43088395
There's no laws against the ponies, Batman!
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>>43088395
Do it right there. In the open. Unf.
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>>43088726
Pretty sure that image is modern. But ok.
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>>43088858
He's a retarded newfag, don't mind him.
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>>43088395
GIWTWM
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>>43088858
That image is, but not the concept itself. There's pony porn involving Danny that's older than the G4 fandom.
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>>43088726
But weren’t furries around at around the same time, too? “Animalympics”, for example, was released in 1980.
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>>43089429
Well of course, if you see a sexualised animal drawing then it is very likely then that said old artist was a furry.
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The temptation is too great. His ancestors would be proud.
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>>43089429
They were. Many of the big name cartoonists of old were clearly furfags themselves. Furries obviously existed since forever but before the internet became available to the general public the whole concept of sexualizing anthropomorphic characters wasn't that widely known to normalfags yet.
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>>43088395
This little faggot isn't stealing my horse ass.
https://twibooru.org/3629635
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>>43088727
There's actually a doujin of Celestia banging a shota
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>>43088402
That's not a fancy stuffy mansion animal
That's an "average depressed motherfucker's apartment/parents' basement" emotional support animal
The only one that's actively going to want to be a stuffy asshole mansion animal is Rarity
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>>43089542
There's also a doujin of your mom banging everyone like the hoe she is
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>>43089545
dyewt(g1)s?
They literally live in a mansion.
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>>43088726
>>43088858
>>43088862
>>43089425
proof
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>>43089610
Back when the internet was just plain better.

I miss those stupid damn communities like you wouldn't believe.
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>>43088395
>Its a fucking-barn animal…
Yes.
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>>43088395
Yes Danny do it. Fuck a barn animal...
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Do it, my son.
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>>43088395
Now post the OTHER version.
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>>43088726
As someone who knows a G1fag, I agree.
There's a weird energy to them which reminds me of the old G4 fandom. They loved the show and characters for their cuteness yet enjoy putting them in esoteric situations and, sometimes, drawing them in odd styles.
They tend to be much more conservative as to how they approach re-draws but you can still by how they re-interpret them that they are Gen X-ers with lots of internet experience from the 90's and 2000's. The type of nerd stereotype The Powerpuff Girls depicted with Lenny Baxter.
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I NEED IT
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>>43088395
>ywn be young in the 80s and go to ponyland and lose your virginity to a pastel pony
FUCK MY LIFE.
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Any G1 pony bots? On C.Ai?
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>>43092130
Why are you still using that place?
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>>43090230
>>43092035
Why do the G1 humans either look like older teenagers or adults in some shots? I thought they were supposed to be kids.
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>>43092130
>2020+6
>cai
Come home, ponyman
>>43072182
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>>43092474
Rotoscoping? Or maybe you watch too much anime and your mind is programmed to expect larger eyes and such.
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>>43092468
Too retarded to set up Sillytavern for myself and I don't know if my machine can handle it.
I might put some money on a card because I tried something from OpenRouter and man that shit was good.

>>43092482
Thank you! I will..
Also Cai's filter is mostly kill and I love it, that's why
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>>43092700
>if my machine can handle it
ST is just the frontend that could run on a toaster, your specs only matter if you're trying to run a local model. Most /chag/ boys use one of the big models through a proxy.
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>>43088395
>G1slop
Go to your coffin already, wrinkly ass oldfag. We newfags run this place now
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>>43089597
They originally lived in the castle until MLP Shoggoth consumed it
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80s pony sex.
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>>43093166
Yes please
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>>43092700
If you insist on not using ST, at least use some unfiltered service like Perchance or something.
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>>43093166
No
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>>43093233
thanks
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>>43093166
But unlike the G4 ponies they genuinely act and sound like small children.
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>>43089645

early 2000's up to around mid 2010's was truly the peak of technology, when it didnt completely take over every aspect in your life, not everybody had a phone, corporations didnt try to drain every second of your life through algorithms and feed your data into AI slop machines.
God i miss those times, when it was all just... to supplement your life, to have fun. To discover new things, the fucked up and the normal and more... not completely subvert and take over your life. I don't even mean addiction etc. It all went so wrong, kids trying to scroll books, tiktok annihilating an entire generation. Everyone stuck in their stupid fucking rooms looking from one big screen to a small screen day in day out god im so tired of all this
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>>43093711
Butlerian Jihad when?
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>>43092766
>castle
Also not a barn.
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>>43093711
>>43093784
Litterally just get rid of your smartphone and get a flip phone. Majestic 12 hasn't anticipated people actually making a tougher decision
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>>43094036
How is changing your own behavior going to change that of literally everyone else around you?
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>>43094036
I did that for awhile, but the internet as a whole is still fucked. Old media and content is purged, gone. Forums are dead, purged or only occupied by a few 100 people who don't have the brainpower to leave. YT and Goggle are corrupt, dead mediums that encourage normalfaggotry and spurn or censor anything not in their narrative. The old internet was like the untamed Americas of the 1600's or Eurasia during the early Holocene. Now its just a homogenized, corporate mess.
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bump
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>>43089610
Damn
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>>43089610
Reminds me of the Yahoo groups involving the Powerpuff Girls that existed at the time. I remember one image where the Professor's dick was spearfucking all 3 heads of the PpG.
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>>43095614
>I remember one image where the Professor's dick was spearfucking all 3 heads of the PpG.
Post it.
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>>43096387
>implying it isn't lost to time
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>>43096888
Nice trips. As shit as /co/ is I bet someone there has it saved.
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>>43096387
It's not on Rule34, and I never saved it at the time and since this is literally decades ago it's very likely lost to time like anon said.
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Do it Danny
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>>43088395
Why are human males like this?
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>>43098389
I know right? It's like he's hesitating. Just dive in.
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>>43098389
Why are you such a faggot?
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>>43098389
Humans I can get but I don't see how a horse can get into the idea of procreating with something outside its own kind. Most if not all animals think were weird looking or dangerous.
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>>43098648
>the tendency to want to mate with strange, dangerous things is not common to mammals
Sure, if you say so.
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>>43098662
Besides elephants raping rhinos to death because they're literally overwhelmed with testeroeone I can't think of anything.
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>>43098648
For most mammals, the way it appears to work is that males prefer a female that looks like their mom did, while females' preferences are flexible and based on their social group. Like "what do my friends think is hot?"

But that said, there are very few hard and fast rules in nature, animals are constantly trying new things, and males can afford to throw their sperm all over the place just because.
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>>43098648
>insane predator around you, but he doesn't hunt you down
this is the baseline of domestication
>gives you food
huh
>gives you scratchies
huh!
>gives you dick, but it's much more fun than with a stallion (if you even know what that's like)
huh!!
evolution only really cares about the first one
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>>43098712
>gives you food
They're very social animals.
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>>43098725
the difference is that the insane predator who put you in those boxes will give you food instead of eating you.
honor among prisoners is admirable but not quite the same
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>>43088395
>dead necrobump thread
see you in page 10
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>>43098648
Not mammals but my roosters sometimes rape the ducks just for the sake of it.
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>>43098746
>insane predator who put you in those boxes
Horses don't think about the world in that way, that's a very human viewpoint
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>>43098827
Equines went extinct in North America from human overhunting. Its a miracle they're alive now and not in the ground like the mammoths, smilodons, cave lions, wooly rhinos and other cenozoic animals during the early holocene.
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>>43098827
we're always predators because of our eyes, teeth, and smell, and we're always insane because we don't eat them on the spot. find a feral horse and see how much they like you
the very human viewpoint is to see them as casual friends without doing anything to befriend them
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>>43098890
>find a feral horse and see how much they like you
A big part of why feral horses are dangerous is because many are curious about humans and will approach them, but they're still wild and can spook or anger easily and injure you with little warning.

Humans don't actually trip their predator senses that well, which probably contributed to >>43098847
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>>43098916
doubtful, overhunting is easy for humans since we are apex predators. feathernig- I mean proto-natives simply didn't see them as anything more than a good meal until we brought them over with protection and gave them a second chance
the "feral" horses you're thinking of are <3 generations removed from a comfy stable, I don't mean those
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>>43098774
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Why do some people here treat ponies like 3DPD horses?
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>>43098699
You never saw a dog humping someone's leg, huh?
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>>43098725
Cute
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Reminder that if you or your ancestors ever ate equine meat you are forever barred from entering any version of MLP.
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>>43099696
They hate it when they see people enjoying something. They have to conflate it with something unacceptable.

It's a woman thing.
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>>43100143
That's just overstimulation and likely a show of dominance
>T. someone who's had their leg humped by girl dogs before
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>>43099696
>>43101328
Horses are adorable, you guys are total faggots
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>>43098712
stallions don't exist in G1 if I remember correctly and that's incredibly based. All the shipping will be human on pony or ignorable yurislop.
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>>43101393
>t. product of new-millennium education system
We were talking about how some people will conflate attraction to non-human sapients with bestiality.

Horses are, coincidentally, adorable. You are correct on that point.
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>>43101410
>Who are the "Big Brother Ponies"?
dyewts?

Still, there are only about a dozen stallions in the entire G1 series, compared to the hundreds of mares.
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>>43101412
>>"3DPD HORSES!!!"
>"What? Oh no, sir, we were discussing the finer points of gender relations and so forth, eh wot?"
ur a faget
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>>43101415
I recall an entire one off thread worth of discussion about the fact that one of the gens was only mares. no it wasn't rgre or g4.
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>>43101674
G3
The only male was Spike.
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>>43101393
I want to hug that foal so badly. So adorable.
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>>43101393
Horses are fragile and panicky.
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>>43102777
lol
lmao even
nice trips though
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>>43103156
>Horses are strong
>Therefore they are neither fragile nor panicky
Retard.
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>>43103159
>the slightest touch broke every bone in my peasant body but they are the fragile ones okay!?
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>>43101708
>adorable
>>43102777
>fragile and panicky
>>43103159
>Horses are strong
>>43103179
>the slightest touch broke every bone in my peasant body but they are the fragile ones okay!?
Yes to all of the above
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>>43103179
https://drferox.tumblr.com/post/160329465456/hi-doc-love-reading-your-blog-i-found-you-first
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>>43103179
>Ha ha look how weak and inferior we humans are! This horse knocked a grown man over when it clipped him as it rode past! He will probably need to be hospitalised!
>Horse trips over its own feet
>Shatters into a hundred pieces and has to be put down
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>>43103246
Sure, but your leg would shatter into a hundred thousand pieces if subjected to half the mechanical force that the horse's leg undergoes with every normal running step. Their legs are only fragile relative to their body size, because they are highly tuned for sudden bursts of speed. The occasional horse croaking due to a fatal legbone kablooey is apparently worth it for the added speed that secured the rest of the species' survival

Also don't look at it as "humans are weak and inferior" that's retarded, and I don't think anybody here is intent on saying that.
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>>43103185
oh go blep yourself
>>43103216
>tumblr
remember kids, it's down the road, not across the street
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>>43103246
>>Ha ha look how weak and inferior we humans are!

not inferior but humans are weak as fuck. if you were in equestria it would be both though haha
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>>43103301
>oh go blep yourself
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>>43103312
>Humans would be weak as fu- ACK!
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>>43103317
>*bleps you*
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>>43103288
Nah, horse's legs are actually fragile, especially the lower parts of their legs. Humans can get ridiculous compound fractures when subjected to high forces, but they usually heal eventually unless if it was blown off by a landmine or something.
>>43103312
Again, you're mixing up strength with not being fragile. Strength: Muscles. Fragile: Bones and other organs. Panicky: Brain. Horses are minmaxed to the extreme, which is why we eventually replaced them with machines for most uses.
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>>43103337
You've been spamming this since last year. You're absolutely seething kek
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>>43103301
>tumblr
I just copied the first link that I found, retard. The main information about horses is still right.
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>>43103336
>which is why we eventually replaced them with machines for most uses.

acting like you could handle even 1 percent of an average horse's workload.
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>>43103366
Again, you're mixing up strength with not being fragile. Third-worlders might still use horses for work, but more developed countries use machines now and have relegated horses to leisure and gambling.
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>>43103353
>projection
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>>43103358
should've just tanked the L instead of doubling down on obviously retarded claims. we probably wouldn't even have noticed
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I thought this would be a thread of silly cartoon pony memes, and now autists are having a slapfight about whether horses are strong (they are) or fragile (they are) with a side order of a faggot posting horses attacking people
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>>43103400
ok gay homo you can go back to sucking cocks now
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>>43103391
>projection
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/%22horses%20are%20fragile%20and%20panicky%22/
>2 results
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/pmCZrQQwp7EAZ9y7XicbeA/
>6 results
>Mon 11 Aug 2025
>We had this thread yesterday
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>>43103400
>I thought this would be a thread of silly cartoon pony memes, and now autists...
sounds like /mlp/ to me
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>>43103396
Explain how the claims are retarded, retard.
>tanked the L
Go back. I just copied the first link that I found, but you're talking like you're from some other website.
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>>43103411
ignoring the fact that it's obviously someone gigaassmad about horses existing at all: feral horses are a plague in some places. genunine evolutionary failures aren't. they just stop existing without anyone intervening
>Go back.
shit he got me
>I just copied the first link that I found, but you're talking like you're from some other website.
ohnonono lmao
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>>43103442
Is the information wrong, or are you just going to keep seething?
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>>43103459
>Is the information wrong
yes
>or are you just going to keep seething?
wait, did you write that shit?
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>>43103489
>yes
How?
>wait, did you write that shit?
No. I have no idea who that even is.
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>>43098712
>but it's much more fun than with a stallion
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>>43101438
You might've been - gasp - talking to TWO different anons! What the hay?!
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>trips your horse down the stairs
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>>43098648
>t. city slicker who has never been around horses
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>>43103312
Damn, that neighgger is pissed off.
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>>43094041
You don't change other people's behavior, you gain mastery over yourself. A big part of learning to be content, happy even, in troubled times is understanding that you have little or no power to affect global change or modify the bad behavior of others, but you do have total control over your own thoughts and actions. Develop your own principles and live by them, while at the same time understanding that the world around you is what it is. Read Marcus Aurelius or Carlos Castaneda.
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>>43105768
I always liked "I expect nothing. I fear nothing. I am free." technically it's an epitaph but I think it's an attitude to strive for even while we're alive. maybe even more so
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>>43105768
Nice ideas to live by until your body is in daily physical pain and no amount of thinking does anything to change that.

If anything you will learn you don't have control over anything at all, not even yourself. INCLUDING your thoughts.
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>>43106445
Sounds like a skill issue.
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>>43105768
>you do have total control over your own thoughts and actions
Unless you have a brain tumor, or something similar.
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>>43098648
Heartthrob canonically flirted with a human male.
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>>43106445
>you don't have control over anything at all, not even yourself. INCLUDING your thoughts.
Isn't that what rapists and pedophiles use as an excuse?
>I didn't WANT to rape that little girl, but she was asking for it! I couldn't help myself, my mind FORCED me to think about how nice it'd be to slide into some prime cunny!
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>>43106665
>Isn't that what rapists and pedophiles use as an excuse?
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>>43106665
Wow, talk about obsessed. Who the fuck starts rambling about pedophiles in a discussion about free will? Lol. Got something to tell us, anon?
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>>43088395
best thread on the board rn ngl
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>>43106445
Wow, deep.

Did you know you love penis in your mouth? Now you do. You can’t control it. You crave penis in your mouth. You WILL put my penis in your mouth. And you WILL be happy.
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>>43088395
is this where I can post mares?
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>>43107203
Even your reaction is an example of non-control from yourself. Because if you had any real control you wouldn't have posted a knee-jerk "lol faggot" response to what I wrote just because you were conditioned to respond to posts like that in that way. What I wrote was done because I was grumpy because I'm in pain, that's just one more example of how your physical being (that you have little control over) influences your conscious behavior.

No, it's not deep, or at least it's not to me, to me it's just knowing how the world works, which comes with the years. You're probably still a few decades off, but you'll get there in time. And you'll think back to this discussion and think "Guess anon was right after all". Or maybe not, depends on whether you are capable of introspection or not. Since this is nu-4chan, there's a good chance you're not.
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>>43106445
>>43107224
>>43105768
It goes both ways. The foundation of our mind is objective and 'external' just as the world and its troubled times are. But while these tides from above and below are inescapable, we still have some free will (or just the feeling-reality of free will if you want to be pedantic) to orient ourselves in certain ways to these realities. With love and gratitude, anon; and my heart goes out to you. I hope you find some peace.
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>>43107224
Maybe I underestimated you, Anon. Maybe you’ve got it figured out. You have achieved true enlightenment. You can’t be wrong if you can’t be wrong.
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>>43098746
not predators, Lovers*
they live a much better life with us then in the wild
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>>43107444
Being enslaved or fodder for glue factories is not better. Wild animals also get way more stimulation.
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>>43098389
Why do human females fuck dogs?
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>>43108383
Ask yer mom.
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>>43088395
Yes Danny, fuck the barn animal, complete the circle
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>>43089542
Anon, you forgot pic related.
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>>43104456
Isn't that how a lot of zoos get caught? Mares get used to stimulation and they start flagging humans?
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>>43108978
Elaborate
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>>43088727
I could've sworn there was some
>shota x mare
by Etheross but I can't seem to find it anymore.
So all I have to offer is a reminder to archive EVERYTHING just in case.
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>>43109053
You can't find it on Exhentai?
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>>43088395
THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE PONIES, BATMAN, HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH IT
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>>43109029
The mares get used to having sex with men and then every time they see them they grab this little orange flag from their stall and start waving it around in their mouth while they trot in circles around the guy so everyone knows he fucks horses.
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>>43109360
This is the fate that awaits in Equestria.
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>>43109467
Mares lining up for sex with me? Sign me up!
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>>43109467
Well obviously i'll be going as a pony so all the mares will be in heat near me.



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