It's a Cozy little life
>"... Is that really as big as it gets...?"
>>43097025Cute
>>43097025Funny
>>43097031>"Eh don't worry kid, that tree will grow and one day ill get that sweet release."
>>43097031Uoh
ToThttps://ponepaste.org/10247https://ponepaste.org/11663
>>43097031
>>43097025I fucking love her so much please send help
>>43097031Fuck. I swear I'm not into lolis but there's something about Cozy that gets me going
>>43099387>how is a cannon character in human form legal on /mlp/I dunno, fag flag bearer, explain it
>>43099387It's not, it's the most heinous, illegal thing on the planet. Go ahead, call the cops, you won't.
>>43099387The what now?
>>43099384Cause she's a brat
>>43097522>"hurr durr cute+funny look how funny i am!!"nigger
>>43099384>>43098071total lolicon death
Golly!
>>43099092Very illegal
>>43101574>>43102093Cozy Wife
>>43102093But very nice
>>43103458Oh yeah? Why is there no part 3 then?Thought so
Cold front rolling in, better get C O Z Y
>>43104508>>43103981So cute
>>43104846and
I want to scold Cozy by telling her not to be so cheeky and then send her on her way.
>>43105749She gonna suck your dick and you can't stop her
>>43105760No! Please! Anything but that!
>>43106272Oh no
>>43106272Why is she looking at me like that?
moon runes translation?
>>43108200Cute Golly
>>43107541She's about to attack
Golly
>>43110010nice
>>43102883Cozy Life
>>43111384nice colors
https://files.catbox.moe/oiilhz.png
>>43112063This would be hot if I didn't find human pussies (especially "innies") utterly boring to look at.
>>43112063We need more Wind Sprint
>>43110010sauce?
>>43110652How does one acquire such a life?
>>43112068>inniesBut that means those weren't used! Is your chance, anon!
>>43114456>But that means those weren't used!Funny you actually believe that
>>43114554Cute
>10good age bad page
https://u.pone.rs/bxchjuyi.png
>>43097025>ywn try to world domiantion only for her to keep getting in the way so she can have it first>ywn interfere with eachother's plan until you realize you can work togheter>ywn win it all to what seems like a long absolute rule>ywn backstab her first>ywn nver watch her undo it all in an attempt to undermine you before you can capture her>ywn never be both petrified side by side with the reason you failedwhy live
>>43115946nice
>>43116090F
>>43116090
>>43108200My mother is picking me up from school.Or maybe not.
>>43097025>It's a Cozy little lifeHere in Winters...
>>43116090This but reverse who wins, and she makes me her slave and rules Equestria instead.
>>43118813This but I beat her and make her my sex slave as I rule Equestria
>>43097025https://voca.ro/11oruxCmUDN4
>>43116090>ywn backstab her first>ywn learn she wasn't planning to backstab you after all>ywn realize that you actually succeeded in redeeming her enough to allow her to lower her defences and genuinely trust you>ywn crush the one and only chance she had at any sort of genuine relationship>ywn see her utterly betrayed and heartbroken expression instantly vanish into the cold and unfeeling mask you're accustomed to as she casts aside her last vestige of weakness and prepares her ultimate revenge
>>43119165>>43118813The duality of Anon
>>43119685https://voca.ro/1ovcs04swgzE
>>43120058>*chokes her*
>>43120058Incredibly cute
>>43097025Golly
>>43120058Good audio>>43119171Bad audioKnow the difference.
>>43121965Thighs
>>43121965Nice
more cozy
>>43123762It's over
>>43120058>tfwI do wish we got a bit mroe genuines characterization from Cozy in the show desuI feel like we never really got to see her in a comfortable setting just doing what she actually likes as an activity or enjoying something without it being part of a plan or scheme but just chillin
>>43115946>massive ogre handlmao
If Cozy Glow were your daughter, would you have enough financial and political pull to keep her out of prison despite the several dozen shenanigans she would mastermind prior to entering middle school?
>>431249715head
>>43124971Financial yes, political no. Unless I'm fucking Twilight or something, Cozy's ass is heading to jail
If Cozy Glow were your daughter, would you risk her interacting with the daughters of the most important people in your town or city? Keep in mind that her actions are a reflection on you, and you will be judged accordingly.
Beep
>>43127050Boop
>>43126630these two should become a couple
>>43128573yesa couple of mischief makers
>>43128573couple of cock gobblers
>>43129584https://twibooru.org/3539758
>>43126630>>43129201cozybros...
>>43129901Legs
>>43129901sex
>>43129746
>>43129584Kawaii!
>>43132353i'd bleach her
>>43132353cute
Boop
It hurts me to know I will NEVER be this cozy...
>>43135100I'll be having a Golly Christmas
>>43115946>>43124955SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD METHE FEDS ARE GONNA ROLL MEI AIN'T THE SICKEST GUY IN THIS THREAD
>>43138079>Ogre oogling the loliI saw enough basket-weaving parchment to know where this is going.
>>43138079How would you feel if a giant green guy suddenly came out of nowhere and took off your clothes?
>>43138079>>43138843>>43138858Shrek?
>>43139565I was only nine... ahum-TEEN years old.
>>43139565cute
>>43138079Sex
>>43141207With
>>43142152Cozy
>>43143107Glow!
>>43143684I need this jailtime girl NOW
>>43143971Slender legs
>>43143684need to rip off those leggings
>>43145554so CUTE
>>43129201>a couple of mischief makershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1Bw9wpdNI
>>43138858I was only 9 years old.I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.I called him a cunt.He hits me and sends me to sleep.I'm crying now and my face hurts.I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...It's Shrek! I was so happy.He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.He penetrates my butthole.It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.I want to please Shrek.He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.My dad walks in.Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,"It's all ogre now."Shrek leaves through my window.Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
>>43146024Damn thats a throwback
>>43146028Peak copypasta, coming from better times.
>>43146028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PE50PZG5aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZemaEpPJ80
>>43146797>Gaslighting doesn't existGolly: don't pee on my leg and call it "rain".
https://voca.ro/14Kt5kUKYARj
>>43146797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unVVxdz2vL4
>>43146797Unf
>>43146797need that skirt lifted up all the way
>>43146930
>>43148317Unf
10
>>43148317What a tease
>>43148317She's so bratty
>>43150838Cute
