This is the last thing you'll see before you die in Equestria.What were your famous last words?
>>43105280I RAPE ZIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
>>43105286Why with pickaxes? What did he meant by this?
>>43105280Tell Chrysalis that she'll NEVER have her child support money!
>>43105280>What are you gonna do shoot me
>>43105280>no u
>>43105280Yo. YO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. You're not hunting fish with a submachine gun, that's dangerou-
Wait, that's kinda dangerous.
>Successfully teleported into Equestria>Explore it in search for ponies>Hear repetitive noises, see this>Perfect>‘‘Hey little filly are you alo-’’
Unconventional way to fish
Silly pony you don't have fingers to pull the trigger.
>>43105280"blub blub blub"(why am I a fish)
>>43106692Are you the same anon going in every thread calling them sharty or shitty slide threads?
>>43105280Use my unicorn powers to disarm her and then perform a citizens arrest.
>>43106891that's all he said before turning into swiss cheese
>>43105280“What are you gonna do, shoot me?”Ya know, cause she has hooves so she can’t squeeze the trigger. Then Derpy dropped the piano.
>>43107175the notch on their hooves. she pulls the trigger that way.>>43105280Hey look over there, found your glasses!
>>43105280>before you die in Equestria>implying i'll make it to Equestria somehow "WORTH IT!"
No more gun for you today, you're scaring the wildlife and you can't even aim!
>>43105280I masturbated with A LOT of lewd images about you, and I don't regret one single nut.
>>43106370see attachment
>>43107906That's not a spoon that's a tank turret
At least I wasn't a fucking communist
>>43105280You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn-
>>43108432So you were a communist who wasn’t fucking a lot?
come on the gun itself is bigger than you!
>>43108864might be an mp5 for you, but it's a g3 for her
>>43106370both hooves are used to aim, uses tongue to shoot
>arrive in equestria>lots of dead bodies>it's like they put a turret in front of the portal like the spawn spot>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sURsD_zgOD0>it's hard to tell where the shots are coming from>spot a small filly with a MP5 and a crate of ammo>blue glasses long behind her>hide between the trees and crouch>use a dead body as a shield>crawl in the mud>even the vietcong, a nazi or a russian soldier would had mercy at an unarmed man trying to survive, she is not.>she is smiling, only firing in direction of sound or movement.>try going behind her to reach for the glasses, they are the key>grab them and rush to the filly>she's firing on my direction, I know I get shot but it's not stopping me>put the glasses on her face>fall down on the floor>I'm alive.>turns out this is the first test, a filter to enter in Equestria, solving a friendship problem.
>>43109903>You befriend Spoonie while being rescued by Twilight.
there's no way you gonna make it alive Anon.
>>43106840In fairness this is kinda a shitty slide thread >BUMPING FOR JEJ'S
>>43108863Gyatt dayum.
>>43109903>turns out this is the first test, a filter to enter in Equestria, solving a friendship problem.Total Equestrian Death is completely justified, then.
>>43105280>Where did you get that mp5...
>>43111771
>>43111112Surprise! This haas always been a Silver Spoon thread!>>43111771Her space lazor gun thing ran out of batteries.
>>43105280This is the song that plays as she shoots some fishhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=INx0bPPbsPU
>You survived
Anon you fool, she don't need a gun. She's got 99 other ways to make you suffer.
>>43114818
>>43114946Alright maybe not that extreme, give her gun back.
>>43105280Let's try another scale, what would you do in this situation?
>>43105280You can't unfuck your teacher.
For some reason Spoons got more presence in the fandom than in the entire show or merch.But why.
lof
>>43117379I should add my style, create an army of SilverSpoons!
>You've been pointing your gun at creatures>Yes from this swirly glowy magical thing>Silver, that kills people!>But no pony were harmed!
>>43122936Didn't she go too hard with her only friend there? That's also what makes MLPFIM so unconventional; the ponies' social interactions.
>necrobumping a prompt thread
>>43123730In this thread we love and worship SilverSpoon, guardian of Equestria, judging whomst shall pass.And now we post pictures of SilverSpoon's side adventures.
>>43123730
>>43124141I wonder how the heck this filly has access to the whole Lockheed Martin catalogue.
>>43124522I think because her dad was a rich defence contractor. He's got killed during a terror attack in Saddle Arabia, now she's inheriting all that tech to fight crime and creatures. All while being a nerdy filly.
You can't buy it with your moneyYou can't find it overseasIts one of those things that seems outlandishTil you have it's not a dreamAs for me, I'm cool with itAnd that's alright cuz it's my thing.And that's why Spoony wants me and not you. Queers.
>>43124756that's cute anon I like it!>>43125123>>43125596just... the amount of different styles seeing the same character every time, over the ages too is a very good sample of the fandom and artists' ideas.
>>43105280Her gun is a toy, it's her cuteness that kills.
>>43127113>ToTIndeed
>>43105280Is this true?
>>43129693Even when it's smol, she's cute
>>43129751
>>43105320
Schpuni atak you, but what you dou?No you all dead but what happens
>>43105280
>>43131805houg her
But be not thou far from me, O Lord: O my strength, haste thee to help me.
>>43129751 Who could imagine this could be possible 7 years ago, animating from one pic.
>>43133046We must go spookier !
>>43134002This one goes hard
>>43132355
>>43107491
>>43136347Perfection!
>>43105280Nice MP5 you awful ill-behaved filly bitch.
>>43105280already gave up your phaser gun heh? how's the recoil on that thing?
>>43129751https://youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>43136347
>>43145538kek
>>43145596
>>43105280>"Careful filly, I don't think the safety's on."
>>43146729DAMN
>>43150988There's an original sketch for this one I couldn't find on no booru yet
>>43152727Yes.
>>43154394Cute
>>43136347smoler
>>43155419You have to go smaller.
>>43155780What's left is just 47494638396110001000b30000b6b9c3919aa22fcbfff9f8ebff0000ffffffd4d4d4c0c0c08080800000000000000000000000000000000000000000002c000000001000100000046590c849eb4c384b4c31f880616048904c601a8ac829a9f0e722314803677203484bb63882efa60b18033ec2b187390a9e821314ea1415100242c25030940401706270cd0e066334d4301885098783e16004b7a61bddf7c83711a66246097c277d484d472e11003b
>>43156356>>43156100>>43153144>>43148490This kind of art are why I love SilverSpoon, it's unhinged, hardly makes sense but that's why, she hasn't been really touched or impacted much by the series leaving artists so much to work from.Add a cute design, that mogs, that's what makes her solid and have her own niche corner in the fandom.>>43124522That's the spirit.
SilverSpoon is the element of Absurd and dadaism, teaching you that existence is meaningless, reminding you that even if we don't believe it anymore, we are free.
>>43156452
>>43157715Warning. Artist is obsessed with this filly.
Spoonie of Easter
>>43158458Note: This is a good thing.
>>43158458Is there a problem with that?
>>43160110>>43160560Did she just grow a finger>>43160336Yes most artists have a preference.Violavaquita and Noi, Crade and Applebloom, Drantyno and Lily Pad.Silver Spoon's range comes from>>43145246To>>43158750And she never feels out of character.Noi or Diamond Tiara with a gun? With a dramatic vibe? I can't even imagine that.
>>43160110>>43160560w-why are her hooves doing that?
>>43160707>>43160720
>>43160720Because (Epic riff)I'm ahead, I'm a mareI'm the first equine to wear camo gear yeahI'm at peace with my lustI can kill 'cause in 'Tia I trust, yeahIt's evolution, filly!
>>43162366Cute
Shes just a sidekick whats the appeal?
>>43164454you wouldn't get it.
>>43164454
>>43160720It had to end
