This is the last thing you'll see before you die in Equestria.What were your famous last words?
>>43105280I RAPE ZIGGERS WITH PICKAXES
>>43105286Why with pickaxes? What did he meant by this?
>>43105280Tell Chrysalis that she'll NEVER have her child support money!
>>43105280>What are you gonna do shoot me
>>43105280>no u
>>43105280Yo. YO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. You're not hunting fish with a submachine gun, that's dangerou-
Wait, that's kinda dangerous.
>Successfully teleported into Equestria>Explore it in search for ponies>Hear repetitive noises, see this>Perfect>‘‘Hey little filly are you alo-’’
Unconventional way to fish
Silly pony you don't have fingers to pull the trigger.
>>43105280"blub blub blub"(why am I a fish)
Oh man oh nuts, the last thing I saw before death was ANOTHER shitty slide thread? HA! What're the odds!
>>43106692Are you the same anon going in every thread calling them sharty or shitty slide threads?
>>43105280Use my unicorn powers to disarm her and then perform a citizens arrest.
>>43106891that's all he said before turning into swiss cheese
>>43105280“What are you gonna do, shoot me?”Ya know, cause she has hooves so she can’t squeeze the trigger. Then Derpy dropped the piano.
>>43107175the notch on their hooves. she pulls the trigger that way.>>43105280Hey look over there, found your glasses!
>>43105280>before you die in Equestria>implying i'll make it to Equestria somehow "WORTH IT!"
No more gun for you today, you're scaring the wildlife and you can't even aim!
>>43105280I masturbated with A LOT of lewd images about you, and I don't regret one single nut.
>>43106370see attachment
>>43107906That's not a spoon that's a tank turret
At least I wasn't a fucking communist
>>43105280You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn-
>>43108432So you were a communist who wasn’t fucking a lot?
come on the gun itself is bigger than you!
>>43108864might be an mp5 for you, but it's a g3 for her
>>43106370both hooves are used to aim, uses tongue to shoot
>arrive in equestria>lots of dead bodies>it's like they put a turret in front of the portal like the spawn spot>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sURsD_zgOD0>it's hard to tell where the shots are coming from>spot a small filly with a MP5 and a crate of ammo>blue glasses long behind her>hide between the trees and crouch>use a dead body as a shield>crawl in the mud>even the vietcong, a nazi or a russian soldier would had mercy at an unarmed man trying to survive, she is not.>she is smiling, only firing in direction of sound or movement.>try going behind her to reach for the glasses, they are the key>grab them and rush to the filly>she's firing on my direction, I know I get shot but it's not stopping me>put the glasses on her face>fall down on the floor>I'm alive.>turns out this is the first test, a filter to enter in Equestria, solving a friendship problem.
>>43109903>You befriend Spoonie while being rescued by Twilight.
there's no way you gonna make it alive Anon.
>>43106840In fairness this is kinda a shitty slide thread >BUMPING FOR JEJ'S
>>43108863Gyatt dayum.
>>43109903>turns out this is the first test, a filter to enter in Equestria, solving a friendship problem.Total Equestrian Death is completely justified, then.
>>43105280>Where did you get that mp5...
>>43111771
>>43111112Surprise! This haas always been a Silver Spoon thread!>>43111771Her space lazor gun thing ran out of batteries.
>>43105280This is the song that plays as she shoots some fishhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=INx0bPPbsPU
>You survived
Anon you fool, she don't need a gun. She's got 99 other ways to make you suffer.
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>>43114946Alright maybe not that extreme, give her gun back.
>>43105280Let's try another scale, what would you do in this situation?
