>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43049343
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
reposting >>43106422>Be chilling on Dash's couch>She gets up and starts flying towards the kitchen>"I'm gonna get a cider from the fridge. You want one?"Pfft! Yeah, right. I ain't getting drugged.>"It's not drugged."Has Fluttershy been in your fridge?>"No.">Then, for more than a second, she actually thinks about what you said.>"...Well, yeah, I guess so."Then all your shit is drugged.>"But when she came by it was, like, over a week ago, and she was just bringing over some protein shakes for Tank."Don't care. All your shit is drugged.>"They're actually not bad... not that I've actually tried drinking them or anything."You haven't been feeling extra sleepy lately, have you?>She shrugs. "I always get like that after I've had a few. It's good for naps."Yeah. All your shit's drugged.>"So you really don't want a cider?"Can't trust it, Fluttershy was here.>"I've been drinking it this whole time though, and it's been fine."Can't trust it.>"Whatever. I'm gonna get a drink before we go to the Hayburger.">Be at the front counter of the Hayburger>Decide not to wait for Dash's alcoholic ass, who is lagging behind>Double Decker, the qt wagie mare running the register, is trying to take your order right now>"Sir, all I asked was if you wanted a shake with that."Pfft! Yeah, right, I ain't getting raped.>"Sir." She looks grumpy. "That's not what I said."Has Fluttershy been here?>You really hope not, you haven't had anything to drink in days>You're so fucking thirsty>"No, she's still banned."I'll bet she's been here. In fact...>You take a closer look at the other pony behind the counter, the one that's had her back towards you the whole time and has been sweeping the same already-clean spot for over five minutesI bet that's her right there.>The sweeping pony freezes, then turns around and reveals herself to be Fluttershy, wearing a fake 70's porn stache (it's pink) and some Dahmer glasses as a disguise.>Double Decker turns and inspects her new hire; she squints, focusing specifically on the mustache>"You said you were a part-timer.">"I a-am," Fluttershy says in a fake voice, stammering, "the name's Dustyshy, from the w-weekend crew.">She leans in close and whispers in Double Decker's ear:>"Make him get a shake!">Then Rainbow Dash crashes through the window and lands on the counter in a drunken heap>She's out cold, with bits of broken glass embedded in her bloody forehead, snoring like a horseI knew all her shit was drugged.>"Not all of it," Fluttershy says. "But I do think she's been drinking Tank's protein shakes, even after I already told her not to."Where's the logic in drugging Tank's protein shakes?>"Oh, it can't hurt him, if that's what you're worried about. He's a tortoise, and they're already very naturally sleepy."Okay.>"And I may be running out of places to hide all my drugs.">Double Decker looks at the mess Dash made, tells Fluttershy to clean it up, then loudly announces that she's going on break
>>43107278Bug sex.
>>43107286I laughed. I wonder where Fluttershy is getting the drugs though. If we can find out and cut off her source, we might get raped less often by thirsty mares.
No rape at all here. Completely consensual buggfugging.
>>43107286>Double Decker
>>43107286Double Decker must also be sampling the food.
>"We are the crowd">"We′re c-coming out">"Got my flash on, it's true">"Need that picture of you">"It′s so magical">"We'd be so fantastical">"Leather and jeans">"Garage glamorous">"Not sure what it means">"But this photo of us">"It don't have a price">"Ready for those flashing lights">"′Cause you know that, baby, I...">"I′m your biggest fan">"I'll follow you until you love me">"Papa-paparazzi">"Baby, there′s no other superstar">"You know that I'll be">"Your papa-paparazzi">"Promise I′ll be kind">"But I won't stop until that colt is mine">"Baby, you′ll be famous">"Chase you down until you love me">"Papa-paparazzi!"
>>43107728"I wonder who she's singing about?">"It's me, Sugarcube. Rararararar and I, go way back.""Cool.">"If it isn't me then I'm going to kill that pony, then her, then myself.""O-oh."
>>43107286>>"And I may be running out of places to hide all my drugs.">Anon has tossed and flushed so many of Fluttershy's drugged foods and drinks that the ponyville water supply is now measurably polluted with a dozen different date rape chemicals
>>43107987>On a possibly unrelated note, Celestia's stewards have reported that the castle's restricted magic library has been broken into>Nothing is missing except a book entitled "The Paraelemental Plane of Illegal Drugs and How to Open It" by the notorious pharamacologos Dude Weed>Treehugger was brought in for questioning, but has been released>Authorities are still investigating the theft, and ask ponies to report anything suspicious
late night boop
>>43108398What do you mean 'we'. I'm not your sister.
>>43108852You have to rape me first Butternut. I’m going to kick your ass.
Fucking Fluttershy
>>43108934We don’t do that here.
>tfw 'Someone reposts a green you wrote' isn't on the checklistgoddammit why did they make this so hard? I want my fucking bingoIt's just a shitpost, and you can only do so much when you're already halfway out the door to go to work, but two things bother me about it.Fluttershy should have had an accent, for one.>Double Decker inspects her new hire; she squints, focusing specifically on the mustache>"You said you were a part-timer.">"I'm from the veekend c-crew," Fluttershy stammers, trying and failing to disguise her voice by imitating the spa twins' accent. "My n-name is Sweepyshy. I do the sweepings."I also wanted a better visual descriptor for Dash's fucked up face.>She's out cold, snoring like a horse. Embedded in her bloody forehead are bits of broken glass which light up in the sun, like her face is covered in glitter.>>43107306I always thought she gets it from Dr. Fauna and Zecora and others under the guise of "I need it for a rare creature emergency" or something like thateither that or Fluttershy is Heisenberg>"Pinkie, we need to cook."
>>43109322Pinkie probably already knows how to cook the good party stuff.
>>43109273Guys... I came inside Princess Celestia. It felt so good I couldn't stop...
>>43109637It was said you would destroy the mares, not join them! Bring balance to the board, not leave it in horniness!
>>43109637>"You are filling your destiny, Anonkin."
>>43109637Good job. More stallions should be with mares. No need to bother Anons.
>>43109711>>43109714>>43109716
>>43109818She's daydreaming about something.
>>43109637Which end?
>>43110136The ear.
>mare pushes you to the ground and has her way with youWimp.
>>43110724>Mare puts dirt from her hooves on your nice clothes.>Slap her.
Hello everybody! It's Tuesday and we have an update to How to be Dense!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem fiction.)This week it's a massive info dump on the school's interests.None of which really impress Anon as he imposes his OWN agenda!Next week a flashbackAnd a sex position called the 'reverse Voltron'?https://ponepaste.org/11423
>>43110731>t.
>theyre playing on your stuff again
>>43110788Did you update the paste? I think I was reading last week's stuff.
>>43111448I think he forgot to, but the update is over in Fingerbang
>>43111448>>43111483D'OH!!Thank you for catching that!It's updated now! Honest!How to be Dense is at https://ponepaste.org/11423And by way of an apology and thank you,Trixie's Magic Box (My one posted FR green) is at https://ponepaste.org/10820
>>43111673Looks like Anon can't be Dense anymore.
>>43111673I really do hope you write some more FR greens in the future.
"Don't you wave your marecock at me, young filly. I ain't into that."
>"Good morning, Nonny!"
>>43112080Anon and the girls are pretty much done being dense at this point yeah.So most of the remaining denseness is on the varied institutions in the story.>>43112162Thank you. I actually DO have one in mind for after I finish How to be Dense.It involves Fizzlepop Berrytwist running for a public office is all I'll say for now.
>>43111673>it was a green phone to match my skintone with a question mark on the backI want that phone
>>43107763>"You okay, Anon? You're looking mighty flustered there.""I'm fine.">"Are you sure? Cause you look a little green, and I mean more so than usual.""I just didn't know that the two of you were dating.">"Oh, we're not.""Really?">"Nah.""Well, that's good, cause--">"Not yet, anyway. But I think that that's about to change here pretty soon.""Really...">"You heard that song, right? The one that was clearly about me and her.""Are you sure?">"She invited me, she sang that song, and she was looking right over here the whole time she sang it. What else could she mean?""She sang about leather and jeans, you don't wear that stuff.">"Sure I do.""You do not.">"Well. I mean, I don't when I'm on the farm, cause I don't need the extra work of slipping my duds on and off when I'm out applebucking.""Which is every day.">"Yeah, okay, fine. I don't wear 'em all the time, like you, but I used to wear jeans a lot more back when me and her met at Camp Friendship.""I've never seen you in jeans.">"Well, I do wear 'em sometimes, and we got plenty of leather around Sweet Apple Acres. So there.""Has she been over to the farm a lot?">"Well, no...""Uh-huh.">"But what about that picture she's talking about? It probably has something to do with that photo of us singing and playing together back when we were fillies.""I know that picture.">"You've seen it? It's cute, ain't it.""You're not wearing jeans in it.">"Are you still on that? I'm telling you, that song is about me.""So you're saying Coloratura is your biggest fan?">"Her words, not mine."Right.>"I do think she likes me quite a bit, even if she doesn't go chasing me all around Equestria, like some of her fans do to her.""You're probably right.">"Course I am. And if I'm not, then some pony is gonna have to die.""Y-Yeah?">"Believe me, anyone who gets between me and my Rara, I'll chase them straight into Tartarus.""Yeah...">"Chase 'em until I get them down underneath my hooves. You ever see me crush a watermelon with these bad boys?""No.">"I barely even got to push down. And a head ain't actually all that different either--they actually both split open in the same way when you stomp 'em.""M-Maybe I should go...">Countess Coloratura suddenly appears, trotting in your direction>"Hey, Anon, did you like my song about us?">She rears up on her hindlegs and, wrapping her arms around your neck, gives you a big smooch on the lips>Pulling away, she notices Applejack briefly>"Oh. Hi, AJ. I'm glad you came too.">Her face when
>>43113377Oh boy, time for mortal kombat.
>>43113377She needs to try harder.
>>43113635One day Dot might get a Flutterrape green, but probably not since she would have to put her GameFilly down.
taking a nap, don't die
>>43114329>Stacy Thundercunt helps Fluttershy cause of her cuckquean fetish
>>43113687I guess that makes her really safe to be around given her habits. Her friends on the other hand.
>>43114624You never know with neets
>>43114935Lewd
>>43113635I wanna forcibly wash her and her room, then force her to a party
>>43115270Are you asking to get raped?
>>43115347I hope you get >rape by dragons, Fluttershy.
>>43115292He probably is, suckered in by her big teats.
>>43115972Get lost creep.
>>43116226
>>43115972>>43116323>Fuck off>Galas are not my fetish
>>43116323Go to a place where even more ponies have a chance to rape me?No.
>rarity wont let you suck farts out her ponut
>>43116501>Reverse psychologyNot falling for it, Rarity
>>43115270Good hygiene boosts libido.
>>43116501And Rarity won't leave me along.
>Yo, Anon...">"Ya wanna bang, or what?"
>>43116559*Pretends to be on my phone and continues walking at a brisk pace*
>>43116723Good. Time to beat your ass senseless.
>>43116323>"I have A ticket">Ticket admits oneI don't think fluttershy has thought this through. Even if Anon did want to go he would be turned away at the gate as she went inside, or he would go inside while she waits outside.
>>43117222
>>43116962I would say incorrect geologist facts to make her lose interest.
>>43117442She’ll take it upon herself to educate you with sexual rock related puns, that may or may not even be educational, before raping you. >”Are you Bob Seger?”>”Because you’re hard.”>”Like a rock.”“What?”>rape
>>43117466jej
>>43117466Actually I’m more like jelly. Soft. Opposite of a rock.
>>43116323I already have a date go away
>>43117674More like Sigma.
>fluttershys face when she lets her life fall apart in pursuit of your penis
>>43118326The main six lost to a villain cause she couldn’t keep it together.
i am up to friday shenans, do not die
I know these ponies. They are the assholes on TV.
>>43118422>In an untouched meadow in Ponyville, far from all the chaos of Equestria, which lies in ruins around her...>Fluttershy can only frown as she looks up at Discord's toothy grin, his closed eyes and smug, self-satisfied expression>"I just want you to know, before you get mad, that I do intend to fix everything after I've finished.">"Yes," Fluttershy says sternly. "And when you do, you're going to be in a lot of trouble, mister.">The horizon towards Canterlot blazes, like the sun is exploding, and the burning city, now entirely made out of white chocolate, is melting fast>It's Spike's atomic breath. The baby dragon is now Godzilla-sized, brainless, and destroying everything>Discord points, laughing, as Canterlot Castle finally collapses in the distance>"See?" He turns to Fluttershy. "I haven't lost my touch at all.">"No pony ever said you did.">"No pony," he repeats, spitting. "Right.">He turns away to enjoy the spectacle over in Canterlot. Fluttershy watches him>"Discord, just what is this really all about? You haven't shown any interest in taking over Equestria in a long time.">He sighs, his shoulders slumping slightly, before turning back to face her>"I'll give you two choices," he says, snapping his fingers. "Option one is that I free all of your friends.">Following a white flash of magic, her friends suddenly appear, all of them trapped in a magical cloud that's floating above Discord's head>They're all there, Twilight, Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity, and Applejack's dog, who was also wearing her cowboy hat>"Where's--?">"I put her brain in Winona," Discord says>Fluttershy rolls her eyes>"Don't worry, Applejack, I'll save you!">She barks, her tail wagging>"We're here too, you know..." Rainbow Dash mutters to herself>"I promise I'll save all of you," Fluttershy says. "Nothing will stop us from saving Equestria.">"And option two is the mystery box!">Discord gestures over to you, appearing suddenly, tied up and without any clothes on>A box with question marks painted all over it is attached to your crotch, the only thing covering your shame>You're shivering; it's fucking cold, despite the fact that the fire from Canterlot is spreading to the Everfree Forest around you>The second she sees your hard nipples, Fluttershy's ears fold and her eyes shrink to the size of pin pricks--then fill up with hearts>"O-Oh..." Her wings extend into boner form as she approaches you>"Oh crap," Rainbow says>"Looks like we're going to be here a while longer," Rarity says>"Fight it, Fluttershy!" Twilight says>"Open the box!" Pinkie says>Applejack barks>Fluttershy opens the box and, gasping in joy upon seeing your dick, dips her snout into the opening>"Uh, girls... I promise I'll save you soon...">You hear her friends all groan as her head bobs in and out of the box; tiny suckling noises reach them>You glare at Discord; only he and Fluttershy seem happy right nowIs this cause I called you Cuckcord yesterday?>"I am not a cuck!"
>>43119403Hilarious, I can only wish it continued
>>43119403>"Open the box!" Pinkie saysOf course she would! lol
>>43119403Pinkie had the right idea.
>>43119411Discuck
>>43119411>Be Applejack>With your own doggy eyes, you watch Fluttershy as she takes advantage of Anonymous>"I can't believe it was just his wiener," Pinkie sighs>"Did you really think it was going to be anything else?" Rarity asks>"Nonny's dick isn't a mystery, we've seen it plenty of times.">"Don't remind me.">"And I was hoping for cake, or at least a big chunk of the castle that I can munch on.">Anonymous moans; Discuck, who is eating some fizzy popcorn (pop rocks popcorn), watches Fluttershy's mouth slobbering all over him with glee>You can hear her suckling on his thing all the way from over here>That mare just ain't right, tell you what>Start licking your own crotch>Try not to make any more noise than Fluttershy already is>"Uh... Applejack, what are you doing?" Rainbow Dash says>"Lucky," Pinkie says>Ignore her, keep licking>Feels good pony
>>43119464kek
>>43119608kek, I love how happy she is about thatI'd still toss her out the window though. Tonight, I bar the doors
>>43119616
>>43119464Must be nice being that flexible.
>>43119608Who taught her that trick?!
>>43119457Anon is saved by the dolphin for once.
>>43120709gotta be grumpy out of spite then
>>43121042Go away.
>>43121042O-Oh look, here's a lonely marecel. Better go get her!
>>43121132She has her sisters and father.
>>43121132wouldn't Fluttershy be jealous of Marble? Both are meek marecels yet Anon is willing to engage with a gray boring one instead of the supermodel colorful one
>>43121323Anon has no idea what Marble is up to, she's too shy to say audible words or touch him or anything.
posted some more of that kinda rapey "Celestia makes a meat enchantment" green if anyone is interested>>43109378>>43111338
>>43121395That was a good one
>>43121395
>>43121395That Celestia is messed up. Good job.
>>43121388she wants to hold hooves
>Be Rarity>Have Anon over, and he's going to get fitted>Le archetypical get Anon naked scenario>He throws his clothes to you over the room divider in the boutique's main showroom>Pants, shirt, socks, and underwear flop onto the floor>Underwear....>"Oh, Anon, please stay behind the divider one more moment before you try on your new clothes... There's a, uhm, problem with them, Dearie""Aright">Snatch the underwear immediately while Anon can't see>Bring them to your face and SNNNIIIIIIFFFFF>Whole body shivers, feel tingly>Sweet Celestia of Equestria UNF>Anon was teasing you the whole time while being here for his fitting>His masculine smell, his masculine voice, classy yet ravishingly titillating demeanor>Felt horny for a while now. Flanks have been getting hotter. That sniff was to die for, but..>Woah, wait, don't get wet now.>Not while Anon is right across the room with his ensemble at the ready. buck buck buck>"Anon, the... problem is worse than i thought. Will you give me a moment?"Anon sounds confused, "Well, i'm still naked over here, aheh...">Try to cool down for a minute. Rustle a bunch of sequins and fabric rolls on a table to make it sound like i'm working while my marehood feels like it's hot enough to bake cookies>Not really working much>Tad cooled down>I capitulate and float his suit to him over the divider>Could literally hoof yourself raw atm>"Please put this on and meet me on this side of the boutique, Darling.">Anon comes over by you"What going on Rarity? This suit looks and fits fine, however. What was the problem?">Deer in headlights>What in celestia's princessdom do I say?>"Why, Anon, you see, there was a problem with the sleeves not fitting you if you moved your arms about in a... certain fashion">Smile sheepishly"Rarity, how did you fix that in only a couple of minutes?">This blasted human...>"Darling, let me demonstrate what may have been a problem. Just reach out your arms at me, and try to move them around">Anon limply flails like a retarded Frakenmares' monster>"AnoOoOn," you get out with a chuckle undulating your pitch.>"You need to be grabbing something, or reaching out to work with an object to really get a feel for it">Anon just stares>"Allow me">Rear myself up to him. Flanks proudly presented. Marehood temp is rising again. This feels naughty>"Just reach your arms out and grab a hold of me for a moment. Make sure your suit sleeves are nice enough to be fit for a would-be prince, like yourself">Anon seems reluctant but your pleasantries seem to have steered him rightly so as his hands come out and take hold of both cutie marks>Oh my"What now">Daww, Anon sounds innocent and it lights a winking, shlicked, hotter-than-a dragon's breath flame in your nethers>"You cant say the suit is fully tested without a proper full range of motion. Rub me up... Then rub me down"
>>43121659>Trail off and feel his hands grope you>The coerced massage feels splendid. Too splendid maybe.>That warm, warm tingling of arousal is now reaching its hottest degree>It's uncontrollable>You lift you tail and give Anon a full showing>He surveys, entranced>Involuntary have to wink>Winks>Fluid drips out, bite lip, and look back at Anon full blushing like he is"Rarity, you just-">"T-Touch it, Anon">This is it. This is the searing, burning, painfully horny moment where Anon puts his hands on you're marehood>He touches it>Eyes roll up in your head>Buckkkkkkkkk...>That feels good>Hold on a second>Cant help but feel an orgasm coming on>How can you be cumming this fast>Prematurely marejaculate all over Anon's hands and his suit>"Holy Fuck, YES!">Dont even care anymore that you just squash souped on Anon>Felt amazing"WHAT THE FUCK, RARITY?!"
>>43121662Clothes ruined by clothes mare.
>>43121662>it takes him that long to realizeAnon may be retarded
>>43121703Yeah, he's not the smartest guy
>>43121662Good green, I can’t believe there are gonna be people that will still say “Rarity doesn’t rape, she seduces” after this.
>>43122021That's just Twilight and her fanfics
>>43119608Have there been any recent greens with Moon Dancer?
>>43122068Probably, but she is pretty pathetic.
>>43122612Foolish Fluttershy. I’ve made myself immune to chloroform.
>her on your doorstep this morning
>>43122928Go suck on one fire horse.
>you stop twilight in her tracks by triggering her neurosis
>>43122052>Twilight and her fanficsSlanderous fanfics!
>>43123172She does seduce, though.
>>43122968
>>43123256Fire extinguisher will shut you up again.
>>43122866>You fly. Gotta go fast, can't be late for Wonderbolts practice again.>Really gotta teach Tank how to end his hugs quicker.>He's such a clingy tortoise!>Feel the wind in your mane as you pass over Anon's house.>He's out on his front step, with nothing on except that white robe Rarity made for him.>And Fluttershy is there, as usual.>You're surprised she isn't hiking her tail for him right now. She can probably see his naked legs and junk.>Instead she's rolling around on the ground.>Wait, what is she doing down there?>She's writhing around on her back. She looks hurt.>Did Anon push her down? What a jerk!>Just thinking about him doing something like that is making your wings buzz.>Oh, you have so gotta give him a piece of your mind!>You fly down from the clouds until you're hovering above his front lawn at about tree-height.>Neither of them notice you at first. Fluttershy has her eyes closed, and Anon is watching her rolling around.>Eventually he spots the shadow hovering next to Fluttershy.>Looking up, he can't see you glaring at him, not with the sun right behind you, so he just raises his mug up to say hello.>You're about to rip into him--"Anon, you bucking--!">But Fluttershy interrupts you.>"I want grill cheese, I want grill cheese!" she softly yells.>With her wings extended, she starts beating her arms and legs against the ground, and rolling around in the dirt.>You stop and watch her. Yeah, up close, she does not look hurt at all.>"I want grill cheese, I want grill cheese!">Your wing speed slows to a crawl. They'd make pretty nice fans for Rarity right about now.>Totally unsure of what to make of this, you look to Anon for an answer.>He shrugs, then makes a waving gesture with his hand, asking for you to come closer.>You fly down by his shoulder, close enough so the two of you can whisper to each other.>"What's she doing?""Throwing a tantrum. Apparently, it's a fetish, it's just not mine.">"I want grill cheese, I want grill cheese!">"Why grilled cheese?" you whisper."She was watching me eat breakfast.">"So you let her in?""No, I mean, like, through the window.">"Seriously?""Yeah. About five minutes ago.">"Oh my gosh!" You suddenly remember. "I'm still late!">Fluttershy stops. She dips her chin down to her chest and looks up at you with a stunned expression.>"Rainbow Dash? W-What are you doing here?">"Ugh! Forget it, no time to explain!">Leaving a rainbow trail behind you, you zoom over until you're floating just inches above her face.>She folds her ears as you're looking down at her.>"Next time I see you rolling around on the ground like that, you better be hurt.">Fluttershy blinks.>"Um, excuse me?">"You know what I mean!" You throw your hooves up over your head; she flinches. "Just say yes, you're making me late!">"I'm sorry!">"Don't say you're sorry, just say yes!">"Okay!">"No, say yes!">"Okay, yes!">"There. Was that so hard!? Huh?">She's crying now.>Anon is sipping his coffee.
>>43123440This Anon better be careful. Only a matter of time before Rainbow invites herself inside and start lounging on the couch.
>>43123448>Be Anon.>Of course.>You wake up and go to put your robe on, only it isn't hanging where you left it.>Neither is your hoodie, for that matter.>Your pants also appear to be missing in action.>You wander from your bedroom towards the kitchen, wondering if it's time to do laundry.>A snoring sound from your couch attracts your attention./Oh, there are my clothes, in a pile on the couch.//Wait a minute, I don't own anything that shade of blue./>A closer inspection reveals a rainbow mane and tail, nestled comfortably in a pile of your clothing on the couch."Rainbow.">She continues to snore."Rainbow. Dash.">"Sknggkxx... fivemoreminutes.""Wake up!'>"Huh? What? I'm awake... oh, it's you! Good morning lover!">Wat..."Don't just decide such things all by yourself.">"I didn't," she says, sitting up in the pile of your clothes and stretching her wings, "you helped.">Double wat..."And when did this alleged help occur?">The blue pegasus leans over to you, wrapping one wing around you and nuzzling your bare chest.>"Let night, at the bar, lover. You liked my dancing.""And you construed that as an invitation to move in?">"Of course! It was a mating dance! C'mon, Anon, how thick can you be?">She tilts up her head and gives you a sleepy kiss.>"Why don't you go make us some breakfast, huh? I got Zs to catch.""What are you doing with my clothes?">"Nesting. I would have come into your room, but I couldn't work the door.">A security measure against Fluttershy."Rainbow, I said you had nice moves, not come to my house and build a nest.">"That's what a mating dance is for, lover. Go make us some breakfast, already. We're going to need our energy later.">You dread the answer, but you ask the question anyhow."What for?">"For the mating part," she responds, nestling down into her pile again."Right.">And off you stomp.>You're going to need a hose, a broom, and some protective clothing.>Whatever this is, you're putting an end to it.
>>43123440Bird horses must be neurotic.
>>43123496SEE?! I keep telling you guys not to acknowledge her!
>>43123496
Why are all the Anons here so obsessed with Rainbow DANCING!?
>https://youtu.be/6-GBTIpUlac
>>43123710Fluttershy told her it was your fetish.
>>43123713>>43123716Stay the hell away from me!
>>43123728>"I'll be back."
All this bipedal dancing should a clue that we’re dealing with propaganda illusions.
>As soon as AI is introduced to Equestria, Fluttershy stops bothering you>She's too busy genning thousands of lewd pics of HMD>Creates her own Anon chat bot to ERP with>It clearly hates her, even though it's not supposed to
>>43124487>"Pretend you're the manager of a Fluttershy loving factory and I'm an employee being shown around on their first day">links to psychiatric counseling and animal control appear instead
>>43124487Clearly all she does is spam fake images and videos to Anon.
>>43124861Reminds me of changeling eyes.
>"..."
>"Hey."
>>43125148>>43125169I’m getting mare stared everywhere.
>>43125252they probably just want to eat you up with a side of mustard and relish like the dirty dog that you are
>>43125255Who eats marshmallows with hotdogs?
>>43125169"No."
>>43125783>rapeNever underestimate a horny mare.
>>43125914She's a hippy. More drugged then horny.
been going through the archives and saw this greenhttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41953253/#41969062>unique setting>rapey shenanigans from islander bat ponies who are analogous to the mane 6>an Anon who is thoroughly done with all of this shit>there's also a volcanothis was a God tier green, well done writefren>didn't get binnedfuck
>>43126573Good on you for saving it
>>43126551No, Fluttershy, I don't have a fetish for your mother
>>43126573holy shit this is great
>>43126551who knows what she'd be like back in her hay day. she's probably way worse.
>>43127322>hay daykek
Hello everybody! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has been updated!(How to be Dense is and EQG harem fic.)THIS WEEK:While Granny was quoting Monty Python in the kitchen, Big Mac was giving Anon critical spoilers in his room!We learn what actually happened to Billy!Anon starts telling the school "No. THIS is what's going to happen now!"All of this PLUS a sex position I'm calling the 'Reverse Voltron'!>Which girl will declare "AND I'LL TAKE THE HEAD!"Next week, Sunset sex and a song!https://ponepaste.org/11423 (Yes I updated this time.)
>”Good morning, Anon!”>”Is fellatio your fetish?”
If fluttershy wanted to rape anon, wouldn't it be enough for her to command the critters around ponyville to help her?
>>43127640>Wake up to the sound of chittering and the sensation of tiny paws scampering across your chest.>You can't move.>Goddammit.>Fluttershy had the squirrels tie you to your bed again.>You know from experience that she will be here within half an hour.>How do (You) escape?
>>43127702Activate the mousers.
>>43127702Bribe the squirrels with peanuts
>>43127640I headcanon that she gets them to spy on (You) for her whenever she's too busy to>>43127702I undo the knots because none of her critters can tie for shit
>>43121662best girl wins againshe just can't stop!>>43121703>made Rarity cumAnon may be based
>>43128234>best girl wins againMy life is not one of your Neighponese comic books, Twilight!
I found a couple more really good greens in the archives that didn't get binned. I'm posting the links here now in case I want to find em again in the future.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41711894/#41731391https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41444904/#41447597>>43128403life is rape
>>43127918
>"Promise me that you'll give a vegetarian diet a chance, and I promise you that I'll stop doing all of those things that you think are creepy, perverted, or weird."I have a list of those things at home, you know.>"I know."Because you are creepy and weird.>"Well I don't mean to be."You're literally obsessed with me.>"I am not obsessed."You followed me to Rarity's last week and hid in a changing booth while I was being fitted for new pants--because some pony keeps stealing all my dirty clothes.>"I said I was sorry."You can't be sorry and keep doing it. It doesn't work like that.>"...Sorry."Then you took some scissors and snipped a chunk of my hair off when you thought I wasn't looking.>"It was only a little bit, barely even a clipping. I really didn't think you would notice, but you're right, I should have asked you first if I could do it."Whatever.>"I just, um, thought you were going to say no, so... I didn't."I know you still got it with you too.>"No, I--"It's tucked behind your ear. I've seen you smell it when you think no one's looking.>"You have?"You know I'm not lying, so don't make me hold you down and prove it to you.>"Okay."And put your goddamn hoof down.>"So you don't want it back then?"God. Fluttershy, no, I don't want my hair back.>"I really wasn't trying to upset you when I did it. I just, um, like the way you smell."What I want-->"I can give you a lock of my mane in return if that would make you feel better."Focus, pony. What I want is for all of this rapey shit between us to finally stop.>"And I give you my word that as long as you don't eat meat, then I won't do anything you think is, um, creepy."Or stalkerish.>"Right. Or stalkerish."That means no more surprise hugs when I'm not looking.>"But, Anon, there's nothing creepy about hugging some pony you care about."You always squeeze my ass when you do it.>"Not always. I can be good. Here, let me show you..."No hugs! In fact, you probably just shouldn't even look at me, or have any contact at all.>"I don't know. I think that's taking things just a teeny bit too far."Like you're a good judge on what 'taking things too far' looks like. Total separation would probably be the best thing for both of us.>"But--"It'd definitely be good for you.>"But we live in the same town, we see each other everyday. We're bound to run into one another now and again."Not anymore.>"Anon."Friday fish fry ain't going anywhere until you say yes.>"But that's not fair. It shouldn't count if we just happen to run into each other."We don't just 'run into each other', you stalk me, and it's going to stop.>"Are you saying I can't see you at all...?"I'm saying that I'll stop eating meat if you'll stop seeing me all together.>"I..."Cold turkey.>"... the deal's off."Bullshit it is.>"But I can't last, I won't make it past a day."You better, cause we're doing this. I'm going home and getting that list.>"One more hug first?"Stay here. Don't follow me.>"I'm doomed...."
>>43128781"Mrs. Cake! You're a married pony! What would your husband say if he --- oh!"..."Get your hoof off my ass, Mr. Cake."
>>43126573>>43128446Well two of those are mine. Thanks for reminding me they were in my drive. Now pasted.https://ponepaste.org/11820https://ponepaste.org/11821
>>43128706Called her bluff and she folded so fast.
>>43129175>pony that has a rape fetish>tell her "no">she's aroused in an instantit's not fair
>>43128901>wingedanonyo!those were awesome, good shit m8. the Rarity one in particular split my sides when I read it
>>43129203See how well that works when you beat her to a pulp.
>>43121662>as if youd go to somepony else for clothing>she knows youll come back>and if not, she will
>>43130011There's always a bigger fish
>>43130125Kick out her fake leg!
>>43130480Fool, that's her power limiter.>>43130661If you keep looking at my pizza like that I will put pineapple on it
>>43130661Sorry, Candy. Can't hear you over the sound of the plaps from me FUCKING Chrysi.
>"Hello there..."
>>43131620Haven't seen this thing in a while. What is it doing here?
>fluttershy wink at you with her brown eye
>>43127702>Fluttershy had the squirrels tie you to your bed again.Well, it seems like this is something that has happened before. If I were anon, I’d train a guard dog to be loyal only to him and to scare away the squirrels or other critters
>>43132451A robot guard dog would be cool.
>>43132451>"Anon? Where are you...?"You're the only dog I need, Rainbro.>"There you are."Good ol' Rainbro.>"Why are you on the floor? Get up."You'll stop them, you'll stop all those rapey ponies from getting to me.>"Yeah, sure... Fluttershy's not even in town, you know.">She dips her muzzle down in the crook of your neck, taking a brief sniff before rearing backwards while holding her nose shut>"Phew! Dude, you reek of cider. And why are you on the floor?"You'll keep my dick dry.>"Are you drunk?"Does today end in Y?>"Oh my gosh." She starts snickering. "It's not even lunch time yet and you're already wasted."And you're Dick Dry the Rainbro Guy.>She picks up on your cue and begins chanting "Dick, dick, dick dick!" to the tune of the Bill Nye theme song>Bob your head along to the beat, making your hangover even worse in the process
>>43132680Who keeps selling Anon alcohol?
>>43132680I didn’t expect that when I wrote "dog" and "loyal," but I have to admit, it turned out really good. Great job anon
>>43132989>element of loyalty>wouldn't make the best dogit just feels so natural, you knowalso there's a little known writefag i'd like to introduce you to named GMOHhttps://poneb.in/hgSEhrgU
>>43133250Wait a minute, is this the same author who wrote "I Dream of Luna"? I started reading that fanfic yesterday!
>>43133324That's the guy. He's one of the best writefags /mlp/ has ever produced IMO. Gone now, but I like to imagine he went off to became a professional writer
>>43131675>rape
>>43131620>>43131675>>43133770Welp, I guess now you know.
>>43133404I think he was working on turning one of his stories into a proper book
>>43134153I think that ship has sailed. He hasn't been on his FimFiction account in over six years. He probably has a job and a normie life that's far away from all this pony nonsense.
>>43135255Unprofessional bents.
>>43132340Lies and slander.But I wouldn't say no to Jessica Rabbit.
>"Annnnd there!">"This new law states the Anonymous the human MUST return any and all affections offered by a mare.">"ESPECIALLY if it is from Princess Celestia herself.">"GUARDS! Bring him before the throne."
>>43137553>Sticks a feather in your hat.“Since a human is a featherless biped, I now identify as a bird.”
>>43137553Anon is already engaged to a Princess.
>twilight tries to scientifically study your scrotum
>>43138404God damn ponies. Can't stop sniffing and pressing their noses against my crotch.
>>43138897...Wot?
>>43138404We live in rated G land, there’s nothing there.
>>43138916>"I'll find it.">"I'LL FIND IT NYAHAHAHAH!">"I'll find the dimensional gateway that leads Anon and I to the world where its rated P AND G!">"Don't try and stop me, girls!!"
>>43139046Poor girl is going to work herself out. Bless her dumb ass heart.
>>43139598Ah shit.Not the horny bats again.Word than pegasus ponies.
>>43140377This is what you get when you leave a nice warm pie on the open window.
>>43140640NJET FLUTTERAPE CLOSE WINDOW NOW
>>43140640
>how you think you look when you successfully spend a day without being violated
>>43140841My day has her in the garbage bin.
>>43142391You can have your fun away from me.
>>43142684Don't be a fool, Anon. She can break the very fabrics of the universe. The only reason this world yet lives is because she wills it.
>>43143835I don't know who this pony is, but I don't trust her.
>>43141636You never forget your first time being raped by a horny mare.
>>43141516I'm sold. She can rape me!
>>43144111Who were you sold to?
>>43143953She's from Elements of Justice
>>43144483she's originially from turnabout storm which is INFINITELY better than elements of justice
As a flutterfag, this is one of the only threads that produces waifu adjacent art and stories for us. The best thing it's done is popularize the human fetish fanon onto fluttershy. It's just about the only good headcanon she has. I don't care for all the butter horse bullying but this general has it's moments.
>>43144955And we don't want her raping us, but I guess no one is happy.
>7
>>43145211she's so kissable
>rarity makes fluttershy some bopping jeans
>Everyone in the packed house of Ponyville theater hushes themselves when the curtains roll back, revealing you and your dummy, Little Rarity.>She’s sitting on your lap with her frilly purple suit, derpy nutcracker eyes and wooden mouth.>Blinded by the stage lights, you clear your throat in preparation for what will be nearly an hour of dipping in and out of your best imitation of her taxing accent.>You begin, addressing Little Rarity:“Why, Little Rarity, you’re a feisty old gal, aren’t you?”>”Well you’re the one with your hand up my backside, darling.”“That’s not my hand…”>”What?!”>You press a button on the back of her head that makes her eyes shoot out; they bulge well past her wooden muzzle.>All while you thrust your crotch towards the crowd, humping Little Rarity a bit in the process.>The audience is in stitches.>All except for a pair of royal blue eyes that have been glaring down at you from up in the theater box.>You try to avoid them.>Your act isn’t anything personal against Rarity; she just happens to fit the likeness of the doll you found more than anyone else does.>Regardless, you continue telling silly and sometimes bawdy jokes like these back and forth with her.>”This is too good!” you hear Rainbow Dash guffawing. “I can’t breathe!”>You can see her up in the box as well; she’s leaning on the real Rarity, holding herself up so she won’t pass out.>A cackling Pinkie Pie leans on Rarity’s other stiff shoulder.>”You better keep breathing, Dashie,” she says.>Rarity sits there rigidly between them, like a white post, as Pinkie peers around her so she can talk to Dash on the other side.>“If you pass out and miss all the funny stuff, I’ll have to give you mouth-to-mouth.”>”Yeah, sure, Pinkie,” she says, not really listening.>Then, after she actually thinks about what Pinkie just said to her:>“...Wait, what?”>Stuck between the two of them, and already surrounded by the laughter of the entire house, Rarity looks like she’s about to snap.>Yeah… you better end this before she loses her mind and starts overcharging you for all your suits from now on.>Time to pull out the show stopper.Folks, you’ve been great, but it’s about time we thread this needle.>You whip your penis out and start facefucking the Rarity doll.>The crowd gasps.>Some of them are still laughing; two of them are, specifically—-up in the box.>But the third one, for the first time during the entire show, decides to speak.>”Oh, please! You could probably thread an actual needle with that little thing of yours.”>There’s a moment of silence before peals of laughter ring throughout the crowd.>Rarity leans forward, her elbows now planted on the theater box rail.>Looking down at you, with her hooves pressed together and her chin resting on top of them, she closes one eye expressively when you meet her smirk.>A smirk that you wipe away quickly.
>>43145960Calling it a needle is fitting, since I could poke your ass with either one and make you scream.>Her smile falls amidst the rising laughter of the crowd. Her horn begins glowing, you feel a thrum of magic pulse near your crotch.>And that’s when the doll bites down on your dick.Agh!>You try to pull her off of you but can’t. Your cock is stuck in her mouth.>You just end up stretching out your dick in front of everyone like it’s a string of chewed bubble gum.>Trying to ignore that they’re all gawking at you now, you look to the crowd for help.>Every single one of them is silent, until Rarity speaks again.>”I can see this is going well for you, Anonymous, but how would you feel if I offered you a job at my boutique?”>You glare at her; she smiles.Why?>“Because I always have a need for anybody who’s good at handling very tiny equipment.”>Silence…>Then everybody roars in laughter.>They’re stomping their hooves, cheering, applauding. Rainbow Dash passes out; Pinkie drags her away somewhere, leaving her fate unknown.>Everyone leaves thinking it's the best comedy show in ages.>Rarity stays afterwards; she’s now sitting at the front of the empty house.>Seeing that your dick is still trapped in Little Rarity, and seemingly ignoring your scowl, her lips curl into a shrewd smile.>”Do you need some help, dear?”What do you think?>”Then allow me…”>She looks around to make sure that you're alone, her mane bouncing from left to right.>Then her horn glows brightly, and Little Rarity's mouth begins bobbing up and down on your cock.>You moan but Rarity doesn't seem to notice.>Her eyes are shining towards your crotch as she watches her littler self bump her nose into it.>She purrs as you get hard, your dick slowly spreading Little Rarity's mouth open, her lower lip hinge clacking every time she goes down.>And her biting is much, much gentler now.>Little Rarity's is, anyway.>”My goodness—!”>As she eyes your growing cock, real Rarity's teeth are sinking into her bottom lip deep enough to draw blood.>“You’ll have to forgive me for misjudging your true size, darling.”>You hear her slurp her spit up as she wipes her mouth briefly, stopping herself from nearly drooling. The noise is enough to make you moan.>”My word,” Rarity says, chuckling at your clear arousal. “You clearly like it when a lady is loud and messy, don’t you? Should I make the appropriate noises for you while you’re in her mouth?”>She doesn’t wait for you to answer and, treating Little Rarity’s mouth as though it was her own, simply begins smacking her lips in time with Little Rarity’s quick strokes.
>>43145964>She mimics Little Rarity’s every move, committed to never breaking the act.>If Little Rarity wiggles her head around while latched on to the tip of your dick, then Rarity will do the same, wiggling her own head and moaning with her mouth closed.>And every time Little Rarity takes you down to the base, you can hear the real Rarity swallowing, sometimes even gagging, out in the audience.>~”Gluk, gluk, gluk!”>Only for her to slurp once, as loudly as she can, whenever Little Rarity starts edging you with a long stroke that slowly reaches up to your tip—before going back down again with a wet grunt.>You’re about to go crosseyed from this when her magic suddenly pulls your hand up and onto the back of Little Rarity’s bobbing head.>”Go on, then. You’ve already shown every pony the damage that your mouth can do, now I’m interested in seeing what you can do to some pony’s mouth.”>She dips her chin down to the floor but still looks up at you, batting her eyes demurely as she nods your way, as if answering an unasked question.>”Do you want me to just come out and say it?”I’d make things easier for me.>”Typical male,” she says, rolling her eyes playfully. “I suppose I can give you a bit more direction.”>She looks around again, just to make sure you and her are truly alone, before leaning forward and addressing you with half-lidded eyes.>”Here it is, then: I want to watch you fuck her. Now, I would appreciate you taking an active hand in this matter, or we can just continue on as we’ve been doing. Either way, by the time I’m through with you, I expect more than just her eyes to be shooting out from her head. Okay?”>You nod dumbly, not knowing why she suddenly wants you to cum in a dummy that you found in Pinkie's dumpster last month.>But fuck it; it's clean, you made sure to wipe it off with some paper towels before the show.>Speaking of shows…>You begin thrusting into the back of Little Rarity's throat, earning a husky coo from the audience herself, who has begun fanning her now-reddening face with one hoof.>The other is reaching down between her legs, where she’s no doubt squash-souping the seat beneath her.>"You know, Anonymous, I actually did have a brief interest in puppetry when I was younger. Not in doing it, of course, but I used to stitch different outfits together for some friends in school who did.">She takes Little Rarity's hoof and gently strokes your balls with them, humming in approval, occasionally lifting them up to gauge their heft.>"Mmm... I made them all sorts of outfits. One week they wanted to play cheerleaders, and the next they wanted to play nurses. I would gladly be willing to donate them to your show, if I can still find them. I’ll have to look...">She smiles at you, breathing heavily, knowing you’re getting close; you tighten your glutes, trying to hold it in as long as you can.
>>43145969>"But when it comes to puppets, I suppose you could say that I have lots of experience with them. Though it never hurts to learn something new about your interests every now and then, does it?">There's light perspiration on her brow, and stray hairs are curling out from her otherwise-perfect mane, as you hear her cast another spell.>”And I know that I have a lot I can teach you, if you’re willing to learn.”>Her eyes now looking up at you as she takes you down to the base, you unleash everything into the back of Little Rarity’s throat, until the cum is leaking out of her from both sides of her mouth.>With Rarity humming and cooing at her from nearby.wrote this for another thread and figured i'd repost it here
>>43145972Ponyville is into some kinky shit.
>>43145972>You and Rarity agree to meet at her boutique later for some more puppetry fun.>She seals the deal by blowing you a kiss from the seats before she goes.>You catch it and smack your cheek, gladly accepting her offer.>Sure, she may have raped you with a little puppet version of herself that you found in Pinkie's dumpster.>It was hot though, and you came after facefucking her.>So is that really rape?>Sure, yeah. Probably.>But a thought comes to you as you put your pants back on.>You could have sworn that some of the ponies threw some bits on stage.Hey, Rarity, have you seen...?>She's already halfway out the lobby door, with Little Rarity riding on top of her, when you catch her eye.>As well as sight of a suspiciously heavy bit bag that she's quick to tuck away from sight once she hears you calling her.>She abruptly stops her prancing, and the suspiciously heavy bag stops making a jingling noise at the same time.>"Anonymous..." She turns to face you, clearing her throat with an audible 'Ahem!' first.>She's got the bit bag tucked underneath her arm now, hidden deep within her Rarapity.>"Was there something else you needed, dear?"What have you got under there?>"Under where?">"Underwear," Little Rarity says.>She's being manipulated by real Rarity, who looks over her shoulder and laughs at her.>"Oh, stop it, you!">"You stop it." Her own exaggerated version of her accent sounds interesting. "Don't you know when the jig is up, darling?"Give me my bits.>"Oh, poo! You're no fun." She pouts and levitates the bit bag over to you.>You lift it slightly, judging the weight.Feels a little light.>Rarity turns her nose up. "I won't dignify that with a response."Some element of generosity.>"Don't get the wrong idea, darling. I was just collecting them for us. I was going to give them to you later at the boutique.">You share a bland look with Little Rarity.Do you believe her?>"I'll be mulch if I don't!" Little Rarity says, turning to look at real Rarity, who pats her lovingly on the head.>"Good answer, darling."
Hello everybody! It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem fiction.)This week Sunset gets the royal treatment!Next week the cheerleaders have news for Anonymous!But why did Applejack bring a rope?https://ponepaste.org/11423
>>43145227Life’s short.Have sex.
>>43146227Celestia is immortal.
>Where do you shoot
>>43146227>>43147358Yes, YES. Lemme drink her sun-juice!!
>>43147361Shoot the staff. It kills them both when it blows up.
>>43147361Shotgun.Double aught buckshot.Both barrels.Kill 'em all.
Off 9
>she got her nose on you
>>43148641Snot face book worm.
Seems the new captcha keeps the ponies away. Finally peace and quiet.
>>43149562Try cocking your gun.
>>43149713No
>>43150050>*whinny*
>>43150153I'm calling the royal guard
>>43150171>"Hey~."
>>43150191Go away Twilight's Mom. I want a REAL royal guard.
>>43150200>"We've arrived, sir.">"Stand by for restraints and receive your raping."
>>43150210Is there anybody in the guard that doesn't want to rape me?
>>43149153Are you sure about that?
>>43121662We really need more rarity greens. She's such a horny babe.>>43123496>NestingI laughed. Love me them stupid birb pones.
>>43150255I've seen enough rarifoid propaganda though.
>>43150210Sir, that mare over there refuses to be raped by another mare. You should correct that.
>>43150255I really do wish nesting were a more common thing
>>43150246She ain’t clever enough to do that.
>>43144490
>>43150979Write Sweetie Drops on the line.
>>43126551No matter what I doShe keeps finding her way into my bedShe's not even doing anything lewd at this point, it's gone to where I'm just expecting her to be there when I wake upTried bringing this up with Fluttershy on one of her failed attempts and she just cowered and excused herself from my houseAm I screwed?
>>43151024Tell her she really looks like her son.
>>43151255
>>43151637Who keeps putting holes in the ceiling?
>>43151617"Camel by Camel" not included.
>>43151932Why is she a Fresno Nightcrawler now?
>>43151940TAKE THATTASTE THE PAIN
>>43151940New!? Who's the old one?
Whatcha gonna doWhen Rapeamania runs wildOn (You)
>>43151985good reference anon
>>43152702Stuff her hoodie down on her.
>>43153130Do you want pepper spray this time?
>>43153208
Now they're coming after (You) with love potions!
>>43153331I chug extra strength hate elixers every morning. Those love potions will have no effect on me.
>>43153331Won't work. They all smell like mare piss.
>"Isn't Page 7 rather nice?"
>>43153776>>43153924Both of these can’t happen. They don’t like each other.
>>43153976Doesn't stop either of them from raping you.Just ensures they will rape you separately.
UGHH I WANT TO FUCK RARITY OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!!
>tfw hornyposters show up in /flutterrape/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVJSNjewO4
>>43154137UGH, Fine! I want to thread the needle with Rarity with /extra/ strong fabrics until we cross and connect so tightly we create a new trend.
rarisimps are pathetic
>>43154230Shes gonna open up your anus, Anon.
>>43154177>doesn't understand the analogy>takes it literally>>43154230You are correct, sir
>>43154368I'd let her touch me
>>43154472Shut up Scootaloo.
>Derpy fumbling her way into a relationship with you like mr.magoo barely missing the other girls trying to thwart her
>>43151024
>>43154743I’m also trying to thwart her.
Hot, unprotected sex with Gothshy while she looks down when shes on top, telling you how worthless you are.
>>43155653>”Ya best get them pants off and get that dick hard for me if’n you know what’s good for ya.”
>>43155722
>>43155653How about I show you my boomstick bitch. Mine actually works.
>>43156341Her sister is much the same only with more tongue.
>>43156341
There is something measurably wrong with you.
>>43156544All of these ponies are messed up.
>>43156030
Watch yourselves on Easter Sunday. The mares come equipped with bunny suits.
>>43156967Sunscreen will help.
>>43157476Only so much.One she turns on her 80s aura... you're raped.
>>43157478Damnit I don't want to reluctantly go to the beach with Sunhorse and be convinced to apply lotion to her body.
>"Hey Anon, did you know that Easter is derived from a celebration of Ishtar, the Babylonian goddess of fertility and sex?"
>>43157554Killed her too.
>>43157554I fell for it you guys. fuck.https://twibooru.org/3684303
>>43157587You dumbass, now she's pregnant
>>43157748Anon, I'm TELLING you she tricked me! I fell over and hurt my dick, she said the cure was to stuff it inside her horsepussy.
>>43157781Do you realize? Do. You. Realize? Let me tell you, if the love department of the Crystal Empire sees that foal, they would condemn our virgnites, and we would have to have sex with them?You get that god damn baby out of there and fast!
>>43157792It felt so good... She wasn't lying when she said it'd cure my sore dick.
>>43157799You liar. It smells like piss barn animal. Lasts for a few seconds. On top of that, you can easily escape, just pull her feathers out.
Yellow hooves typed some of the posts above me
>>43157863Some, yes. And blue hooves, white hooves, DEFINITELY purple hooves typed some of the posts in the thread too. We are compromised...
>>43157937Looks like we're going to need a biblical apocalypse to cleanse the thread
>>43157944Nukes won't work, Anon... We've tried.
>>43157944I miss the ammo store.
The nukes...They do nothing.
See?Nothing.
>>43158006
>>43158006Try flooding Equestria
>for you chigger fuckers out there
>>43158126Still would.
impregnating fluttershy is actually the good ending
>>43158265Explain this.
>>43158270I like her
>hump horses
>>43158281I'd fold immediately if Dash looked at me like that
>>43158273Abomination.>>43158281Begone anthro.
>>43158281Go fuck Zephyr, Dash.
>>43158037They already know how to build boats.Fruitless.
