>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>43049343
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
reposting >>43106422>Be chilling on Dash's couch>She gets up and starts flying towards the kitchen>"I'm gonna get a cider from the fridge. You want one?"Pfft! Yeah, right. I ain't getting drugged.>"It's not drugged."Has Fluttershy been in your fridge?>"No.">Then, for more than a second, she actually thinks about what you said.>"...Well, yeah, I guess so."Then all your shit is drugged.>"But when she came by it was, like, over a week ago, and she was just bringing over some protein shakes for Tank."Don't care. All your shit is drugged.>"They're actually not bad... not that I've actually tried drinking them or anything."You haven't been feeling extra sleepy lately, have you?>She shrugs. "I always get like that after I've had a few. It's good for naps."Yeah. All your shit's drugged.>"So you really don't want a cider?"Can't trust it, Fluttershy was here.>"I've been drinking it this whole time though, and it's been fine."Can't trust it.>"Whatever. I'm gonna get a drink before we go to the Hayburger.">Be at the front counter of the Hayburger>Decide not to wait for Dash's alcoholic ass, who is lagging behind>Double Decker, the qt wagie mare running the register, is trying to take your order right now>"Sir, all I asked was if you wanted a shake with that."Pfft! Yeah, right, I ain't getting raped.>"Sir." She looks grumpy. "That's not what I said."Has Fluttershy been here?>You really hope not, you haven't had anything to drink in days>You're so fucking thirsty>"No, she's still banned."I'll bet she's been here. In fact...>You take a closer look at the other pony behind the counter, the one that's had her back towards you the whole time and has been sweeping the same already-clean spot for over five minutesI bet that's her right there.>The sweeping pony freezes, then turns around and reveals herself to be Fluttershy, wearing a fake 70's porn stache (it's pink) and some Dahmer glasses as a disguise.>Double Decker turns and inspects her new hire; she squints, focusing specifically on the mustache>"You said you were a part-timer.">"I a-am," Fluttershy says in a fake voice, stammering, "the name's Dustyshy, from the w-weekend crew.">She leans in close and whispers in Double Decker's ear:>"Make him get a shake!">Then Rainbow Dash crashes through the window and lands on the counter in a drunken heap>She's out cold, with bits of broken glass embedded in her bloody forehead, snoring like a horseI knew all her shit was drugged.>"Not all of it," Fluttershy says. "But I do think she's been drinking Tank's protein shakes, even after I already told her not to."Where's the logic in drugging Tank's protein shakes?>"Oh, it can't hurt him, if that's what you're worried about. He's a tortoise, and they're already very naturally sleepy."Okay.>"And I may be running out of places to hide all my drugs.">Double Decker looks at the mess Dash made, tells Fluttershy to clean it up, then loudly announces that she's going on break
>>43107278Bug sex.
>>43107286I laughed. I wonder where Fluttershy is getting the drugs though. If we can find out and cut off her source, we might get raped less often by thirsty mares.
No rape at all here. Completely consensual buggfugging.
>>43107286>Double Decker
>>43107286Double Decker must also be sampling the food.
>"We are the crowd">"We′re c-coming out">"Got my flash on, it's true">"Need that picture of you">"It′s so magical">"We'd be so fantastical">"Leather and jeans">"Garage glamorous">"Not sure what it means">"But this photo of us">"It don't have a price">"Ready for those flashing lights">"′Cause you know that, baby, I...">"I′m your biggest fan">"I'll follow you until you love me">"Papa-paparazzi">"Baby, there′s no other superstar">"You know that I'll be">"Your papa-paparazzi">"Promise I′ll be kind">"But I won't stop until that colt is mine">"Baby, you′ll be famous">"Chase you down until you love me">"Papa-paparazzi!"
>>43107728"I wonder who she's singing about?">"It's me, Sugarcube. Rararararar and I, go way back.""Cool.">"If it isn't me then I'm going to kill that pony, then her, then myself.""O-oh."
>>43107286>>"And I may be running out of places to hide all my drugs.">Anon has tossed and flushed so many of Fluttershy's drugged foods and drinks that the ponyville water supply is now measurably polluted with a dozen different date rape chemicals
>>43107987>On a possibly unrelated note, Celestia's stewards have reported that the castle's restricted magic library has been broken into>Nothing is missing except a book entitled "The Paraelemental Plane of Illegal Drugs and How to Open It" by the notorious pharamacologos Dude Weed>Treehugger was brought in for questioning, but has been released>Authorities are still investigating the theft, and ask ponies to report anything suspicious
late night boop
>>43108398What do you mean 'we'. I'm not your sister.
>>43108852You have to rape me first Butternut. I’m going to kick your ass.
Fucking Fluttershy
>>43108934We don’t do that here.
>tfw 'Someone reposts a green you wrote' isn't on the checklistgoddammit why did they make this so hard? I want my fucking bingoIt's just a shitpost, and you can only do so much when you're already halfway out the door to go to work, but two things bother me about it.Fluttershy should have had an accent, for one.>Double Decker inspects her new hire; she squints, focusing specifically on the mustache>"You said you were a part-timer.">"I'm from the veekend c-crew," Fluttershy stammers, trying and failing to disguise her voice by imitating the spa twins' accent. "My n-name is Sweepyshy. I do the sweepings."I also wanted a better visual descriptor for Dash's fucked up face.>She's out cold, snoring like a horse. Embedded in her bloody forehead are bits of broken glass which light up in the sun, like her face is covered in glitter.>>43107306I always thought she gets it from Dr. Fauna and Zecora and others under the guise of "I need it for a rare creature emergency" or something like thateither that or Fluttershy is Heisenberg>"Pinkie, we need to cook."
>>43109322Pinkie probably already knows how to cook the good party stuff.
>>43109273Guys... I came inside Princess Celestia. It felt so good I couldn't stop...
>>43109637It was said you would destroy the mares, not join them! Bring balance to the board, not leave it in horniness!
>>43109637>"You are filling your destiny, Anonkin."
>>43109637Good job. More stallions should be with mares. No need to bother Anons.
>>43109711>>43109714>>43109716
>>43109818She's daydreaming about something.
>>43109637Which end?
>>43110136The ear.
>mare pushes you to the ground and has her way with youWimp.
>>43110724>Mare puts dirt from her hooves on your nice clothes.>Slap her.
Hello everybody! It's Tuesday and we have an update to How to be Dense!(How to be Dense is an EQG harem fiction.)This week it's a massive info dump on the school's interests.None of which really impress Anon as he imposes his OWN agenda!Next week a flashbackAnd a sex position called the 'reverse Voltron'?https://ponepaste.org/11423
>>43110731>t.
>theyre playing on your stuff again
>>43110788Did you update the paste? I think I was reading last week's stuff.
>>43111448I think he forgot to, but the update is over in Fingerbang
>>43111448>>43111483D'OH!!Thank you for catching that!It's updated now! Honest!How to be Dense is at https://ponepaste.org/11423And by way of an apology and thank you,Trixie's Magic Box (My one posted FR green) is at https://ponepaste.org/10820
>>43111673Looks like Anon can't be Dense anymore.
>>43111673I really do hope you write some more FR greens in the future.
"Don't you wave your marecock at me, young filly. I ain't into that."
>"Good morning, Nonny!"
>>43112080Anon and the girls are pretty much done being dense at this point yeah.So most of the remaining denseness is on the varied institutions in the story.>>43112162Thank you. I actually DO have one in mind for after I finish How to be Dense.It involves Fizzlepop Berrytwist running for a public office is all I'll say for now.
>>43111673>it was a green phone to match my skintone with a question mark on the backI want that phone
>>43107763>"You okay, Anon? You're looking mighty flustered there.""I'm fine.">"Are you sure? Cause you look a little green, and I mean more so than usual.""I just didn't know that the two of you were dating.">"Oh, we're not.""Really?">"Nah.""Well, that's good, cause--">"Not yet, anyway. But I think that that's about to change here pretty soon.""Really...">"You heard that song, right? The one that was clearly about me and her.""Are you sure?">"She invited me, she sang that song, and she was looking right over here the whole time she sang it. What else could she mean?""She sang about leather and jeans, you don't wear that stuff.">"Sure I do.""You do not.">"Well. I mean, I don't when I'm on the farm, cause I don't need the extra work of slipping my duds on and off when I'm out applebucking.""Which is every day.">"Yeah, okay, fine. I don't wear 'em all the time, like you, but I used to wear jeans a lot more back when me and her met at Camp Friendship.""I've never seen you in jeans.">"Well, I do wear 'em sometimes, and we got plenty of leather around Sweet Apple Acres. So there.""Has she been over to the farm a lot?">"Well, no...""Uh-huh.">"But what about that picture she's talking about? It probably has something to do with that photo of us singing and playing together back when we were fillies.""I know that picture.">"You've seen it? It's cute, ain't it.""You're not wearing jeans in it.">"Are you still on that? I'm telling you, that song is about me.""So you're saying Coloratura is your biggest fan?">"Her words, not mine."Right.>"I do think she likes me quite a bit, even if she doesn't go chasing me all around Equestria, like some of her fans do to her.""You're probably right.">"Course I am. And if I'm not, then some pony is gonna have to die.""Y-Yeah?">"Believe me, anyone who gets between me and my Rara, I'll chase them straight into Tartarus.""Yeah...">"Chase 'em until I get them down underneath my hooves. You ever see me crush a watermelon with these bad boys?""No.">"I barely even got to push down. And a head ain't actually all that different either--they actually both split open in the same way when you stomp 'em.""M-Maybe I should go...">Countess Coloratura suddenly appears, trotting in your direction>"Hey, Anon, did you like my song about us?">She rears up on her hindlegs and, wrapping her arms around your neck, gives you a big smooch on the lips>Pulling away, she notices Applejack briefly>"Oh. Hi, AJ. I'm glad you came too.">Her face when
>>43113377Oh boy, time for mortal kombat.
>>43113377She needs to try harder.
>>43113635One day Dot might get a Flutterrape green, but probably not since she would have to put her GameFilly down.
taking a nap, don't die
>>43114301I KNEW IT
tell me more..
>>43114329>Stacy Thundercunt helps Fluttershy cause of her cuckquean fetish
>>43113687I guess that makes her really safe to be around given her habits. Her friends on the other hand.
>>43114624You never know with neets
>>43114935Lewd
>>43113635I wanna forcibly wash her and her room, then force her to a party
>>43115270Are you asking to get raped?
>>43115347I hope you get >rape by dragons, Fluttershy.
>>43115292He probably is, suckered in by her big teats.
>>43115972Get lost creep.
>>43116226
>>43115972>>43116323>Fuck off>Galas are not my fetish
>>43116323Go to a place where even more ponies have a chance to rape me?No.
>rarity wont let you suck farts out her ponut
>>43116501>Reverse psychologyNot falling for it, Rarity
>>43115270Good hygiene boosts libido.
>>43116501And Rarity won't leave me along.
>Yo, Anon...">"Ya wanna bang, or what?"
>>43116559*Pretends to be on my phone and continues walking at a brisk pace*
>>43116723Good. Time to beat your ass senseless.
>>43116323>"I have A ticket">Ticket admits oneI don't think fluttershy has thought this through. Even if Anon did want to go he would be turned away at the gate as she went inside, or he would go inside while she waits outside.
>>43117222
>>43116962I would say incorrect geologist facts to make her lose interest.
>>43117442She’ll take it upon herself to educate you with sexual rock related puns, that may or may not even be educational, before raping you. >”Are you Bob Seger?”>”Because you’re hard.”>”Like a rock.”“What?”>rape
>>43117466jej
>>43117466Actually I’m more like jelly. Soft. Opposite of a rock.
>>43116323I already have a date go away
