What are earth ponies even good for, anyway? Can't unicorns just make food with their magic?
>>43108135>What are earth ponies even good for, anyway?sex with humansunfortunately for hornheads human power of autism(tm) makes them much more stronger than their gay magic
>>43108135Farming is for peasants. Earth ponies fit that role well.
>>43108135what a mean spirited image...
>>43108135Anyone can sweep a chimney, doesn't mean you should do it yourself.
Unicorns are only good for fashion and magic tricksEarth ponies wipe the floor with other races in actually being useful and skilled
>>43108135>a living soul's value is in their utilitycapitalist brainwashing
>>43108135They can't nope out from >rape
>>43108135>What are earth ponies even good for, anyway?The biggest and meanest guardmares. Engineering (aka actual magick; uni magic, that is to say, wishing real hard like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNb_KoFb8_o, is lame as fuck). Trickery. Most importantly, MENTAL STABILITY. I wish I could hug an earth pony.>Can't unicorns just make food with their magic?As a matter of fact, they can. It tastes like nutrient paste and disappears from your system in midnight like fairy gold. Or was it a pumpkin coach?>>43108207Yes they can. You can render a pegasus or a bat entirely helpless by tying up their wings, and a unicorn by furiously licking her horn. To get similar results with an earth pony you'd have to tear off all her legs, at the very least. Earth ponies have no weak points.
>>43108192What's the alternative? A living soul's value is in their character? If people actually believed this there would be widespread eugenics
>>43108215a living soul's value is that they're a living soul, dingus.
>>43108214All of the canon guardsmares in the show are either pegasi or unicorns.
>>43108230>canon
>>43108217why does a living soul have value
>>43108235Because it is energy to be harvested by more powerful beings.
>>43108135>Can't unicorns just make food with their magic?
>>43108135Manhattan exists just to spite unicorn supremacists
>>43108135Enjoy choking down closet weed then. And existing on government handouts.
>>43108135Weren't those Rarity's wing made by Twilight, not the normal unicorns? Which is temporal things
>>43108192Literally this.Americans are brainrotted to the extreme.
>>43108135> Can't unicorns just make food with their magicMost unicorns are not Twilight. The average normie unicorn can cast Telekinesis and maybe one other spell. Learning spells takes serious effort and study unless you are exceptional. Picking up a spell book and immediately casting a spell is not normal.
>>43108411at least the one spell every unicorn knows isn't already super overpowered or anything
>>43108426Again, that's Twilight. Ordinary unicorns can't do that with their telekinesis.
>>43108426Shes not even making the apples but taking them off the trees. Twilight would be horrible at farm work. She regulates all physical activity to a small, child, dragon. Imagine her trying to plot fields or irrigation or animal husbandry.
>>43108426>>43108431>>43108461Yep. And this one here is justified because as an alicorn Twilight posseses all three pony tribes' magic, but I remember this caused drama anyway. kek
>>43108643I've said it before and I'll say it again, she seems like such a bird in that shot. The way her head lowers down to concentrate and then perks back up at the end, it's so birdy.
>>43108135Sex with the other pony tribes stallion to make their foals earth ponies only wiping out the tribes until there are only earth ponies left.
>Can't unicorns just make foodI mean, on a technicality? Unicorns can make other unicorns, it's highly digestible protein.
>>43108710Only g5 unicorns do that. Crazy forest cannibals
>>43108461>Imagine her trying to plot fields or irrigation or animal husbandryI can definitely imagine Twilight and animal husbandry.
>>43108296That's at least partly true
>>43110307Elaborate.
Society needs pleb laborers.
>>43108135Pinkie Pie doesn't need wings or magic to zip around the world
