Babysitting editionPrevious thread: >>43037207Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponk
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>>43110098Did you just flip her nose upside down? That's very rude anon
>>43110459but now she's always smiling
Don't die Pongo Po
she's so adorable bros
>>43114872now she's the really really bald one
>>43115331iwtcipp
>>43114327This made me chuckle. Thanks, anon.
What is the etemology of the word "ponk"?
Her farts could kill a grown man.
>>43121833this isn't the glimmer thread
>>43121833Her farts could REVIVE a grown man.
>>43122566>artist has a cute artstyle >they have a disgusting fetish and/or draw porn
>>43123324>and/or draw pornYou reject an artist if they draw pony pussy whatsoever?
>>43123324>cute artstyle>disgusting fetishSimply wasted talent
>>43116280Funny how those awful fanfics survived the end of the show.
>>43123409I actually quite enjoy that comic.
>>43122566This is fucking hilarious.
>>43123413I mean, yeah, this one is interesting, but with all the context we have now, it's hard not to read these fics without thinking they'd end kinda like this:
You wake up on a lovely Sunday morning only to discover that Pinkie Pie has broken into your home and has been staring at you while you sleep for the past 4 hours and 37 minutes waiting for you to open your eyes so she can invite you to join her in burglarizing the Golden Oak Library for the Forbidden Dessert Book™ Twilight is safeguarding.Are you a bad enough dude to rob a public building during the daytime?
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>>43124963You had me by the 14th word
What you do if you swapped body’s with pinkie pie for 24 hours?
>>43128230I'd go tell Twilight about it and try and fix the problem as soon as possible! Pinkie would be scared and confused being stuck in a different body, I'd be a jerk if I didn't solve it.
>>43123409>>43123761Speaking of context it's very ironic that she has a mental breakdown because Luna assumed Gilda is her friend, considering how easily she forgave her in canon. And came out way after the show's end. Even more ironically that might more out of character than her being a deranged serial killer, considering it's pretty much canon that she has some serious mental health issues and even the show indirectly admits some things she does would be pretty horror movie villain-like from some stranger's perspective and without context.
>>43130901She's so fucking cute brosHow does she do it?
>>43131165The fuck is that?
>>43131168It's pinkie pie
This is a short story I wrote on a whim, inspired by pic related. My first in fact, so any critique is appreciated so I can avoid writing retarded."What's In A Name?">RING RING!>The door bell chiming was normally a pleasant tune to Pinkie Pie's ears whenever she heard it...normally, but not today...>"HI PLENKA PO!" called a very familiar voice.>Pinkie flinched at the sound of the voice, like nails on chalk, ears pinning tight to her head. She nervously turned to face the source of the voice while putting on the best smile she could muster under the discomfort.>Green skin like vomit, an inky black suit like the empty void and red tie like a bloody trail, The Human named Anon skipped happily into Sugarcube Corner. The innocent and childlike glee on his face hiding the sick horrors lurking within his head.>It's been a year since he shambled out of the Everfree into Ponyville. While the other ponies panicked and ran about like frightened chickens screaming "THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" Pinkie Pie did what anypony ought to do, and introduced herself to help him feel welcome in his now new home. Oh Pinkie...foolish little Pinkie...if only you knew what torment awaited after that fateful day...>"PLIIIIIINKO...?">"PUUUUNKA POO...?">"Earth to PICKLE POP...are you there!?">Pinkie finally awoke from her trauma induced flashback, ears ringing from the auditory assault. "Come on Anooon...">Pinkie sighed, sagging onto the counter top like a puddle of sludge. "I keep telling you its Pinkie Pie...P I N K I E P I E...">"Yeah I know that, Pippa Pum!" Anon replied, the sweetest smile on his face. "You think I'd forget the name of my very first friend?">He's a demon. He has to be! How could someone keep this up an ENTIRE YEAR!?! What madness could possess a pony to do this? At first she thought it was just him adjusting to the new world he found himself in, and then she just thought it was just a funny joke, but now? Now it had to be intentional! It had to be some kind of torture! Oh Pinkie...if only you just hid in your house like the other ponies...>"NO! NO NO NO! I WON'T ACCEPT THIS!" Pinkie rose from the counter, her eyes burning with defiance and determination. "I CAN'T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS! IT ENDS TODAY!"1/2
>>43131275"IT'S PINKIE PIE!" roared Pinkie>"IT'S PONKO PEE!" Anon gleefully replied"NO, NO, ANON. Pinkie Pie!" Countered Pinkie furiously shaking her head.>"Penker Por?" asked Anon, puzzled."Piiinkiiie..." Pinkie gestured in desperation.>"Plenkaa..." mimicked Anon."Pinkie...Pie..." tears streaming down her face.>"Perky Pup!" waved Anon.Pinkie Pie grabbed Anon's face pulling on his cheeks viciously "Pinkeee...">Anon unfazed by Pinkie's assault. "Plurkyyy...""Pinkie Pie!" scowled Pinkie.>"Poogle Pims" smirked Anon."PINKIE PIE!" fumed Pinkie, her face more red than pink now.>"Punky Pout" Anon quipped.>Pinkie Pie sat there dumbfounded, stupefied, astonished, bamboozled, and bewildered. She held her head as a splitting headache took hold of her. Sinking back into the counter groaning at the sheer agony that Anon had inflicted on her. "There’s just no way..." Pinkie sighed in exhaustion "I've said it so many times...how...how does he keep getting it wrong...?" She felt a hand upon her weary head. The most gentle touch she's ever felt.>"Pinkie...">At the sound of her name finally being said she rose back up, Celestia's light bathed the store as it sanctified this momentous moment. Pinkie jumped from the counter, latching onto Anon's torso and looking into his big beautiful face."YES! Pinkie Pie! SAY IT, ANON!" >She could barely contain her manic excitement, eyes wide, pupils the size of dinner plates, breathing heavily as time slowed around them. Drinking in every detail, every second, and every twitch of Anon's face. And then it happened...his lips parted and Pinkie's excitement grew in anticipation. This will be a blessed day! A beautiful day! A brilliant and breathtaking moment for all! Pinkie would throw the biggest party of her life this day...oh this day...will be the most wondrous day of her life!>"Po">"I wonder if I could turn him into stone with the Elements..." pondered Pinkie.END
ah fug I left the spacing in
>>43131404The average is 21 seconds.
>>43131278Quality green, good stuff anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NSqbRG78vQ
>>43145281>Bipolar>Histrionic>Schizophrenic>Potentially ParanoidThis horse has issues...
>>43150392I could fix her
Haltie's gonna be pushing out a Pinkie animation soon. Hopefully someone posts it instead of waiting a year for him to make it public.
>>43131278Love the idea that Pinkie thinks she could have avoided all of this if she had just not been friendly to Anon from the start, like every pony else was doing.>>43131281>It would have looked bad without the spacing imo. Your green lines are very long. A lot of them contain multiple sentences, sometimes two or even three at a time.>So when you don't space that shit out, then all the lines start to kind of blur together into this really cluttered-looking mess. Kinda like what this example is supposed to be rn.>tl;dr it looked fine to me
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Any of you ponkfags have interesting headcanons to fill the void?
>>43157559It'll take me rewriting everyone's reality to explain anon
One of the hottest Pinkie pictures ever drawn
>>43157559Not sure you could call me a ponkfag, but whatever:>Nana Pinkie (presumably Quartz's mother) was a witchSimilar to Zecora, but, judging by her family, creepier. Would explain why she knew the location of a magic clone army lake and why Pinkie and Maud can seemingly teleport in a way different from Twilight's.
>>43164472>descendant of a witchCould be that she's just a gypsy!
>>43164486She's from a pony amish family.
hi
>pg 9
>>43157559>The writers knew about Cupcakes and liked it.Or at least were interested enough to (seemingly) reference it multiple times.
>>43167611Speaking of Cupcakes, why did it make Pinkie Pie basically Jeffrey Epstein? Was it just edgy slop that happened to resemble real life depravity?...did they know?
