Which pony’s buck do you think would hurt the most and the least, anons?
Applejack has the most painful buck, Sweetie Belle has the least painful.
>>43110417The answer is pretty obvious, the one pony who's been bucking her whole life
>>43110444quads
>>43110417Fake and gay, Twily would never
>>43110471She would.
>>43110471She actually did
>>43110426But Sweetie Belle being mad enough at you to kick would cause emotional damage.
>>43110454lurk more
>>43110417Any adult pony can break your bones with relative ease. Bigger ponies like Celestia, Tempest or Mane-iac are slightly more destructive, but it makes little operational difference. The only exception I can think of is Fleur: your sense of danger must be lacking acuity if Rogues Do It From Behind doesn't play in your head whenever she's on screen.
>>43110612Well sure, but the squishy little buck would probably still have it be a pretty mild experience overall.
>>43110471Angel deserved it.
>>43110668no he didn't. angel did literally nothing wrong in that scene.
>>43110417Ranked from most painful to least–>1. Rainbow Dash: Every bone in my body is broken2. The buck is rough, but the looney-tunes fall down the stairs and into every object imaginable is worse>3. Rarity: Entirely manageable, though a bit stronger than you'd expect>4. Twilight: The ineffectual kick of a shut-in who doesn't even lift, accompanied by a pathetic "eh-!">5. Fluttershy: A butterfly's tickle, followed by an apology and a hug>6. Applejack: Instantaneously lethal, dead before nerve signals can reach the brain
>>43110681Yeah lets just ignore every other instance where Angel Bunny was a complete piece of rabbit shitHe's half of a brace of coneys and he fucking deserves it
>>431106872 should be Pinkie Pie, in case that wasn't obvious
>>43110444quads checked
>>43110703pretending to be retarded is still retarded
>>43110417>The mostObviously Applejack's>The leastEither Fluttershy's or Sweetie Belle's
>>43110722trips checked
>>43110691Pinkie used to haul rocks around and walk around in a walk infested wasteland of a home. If anything hers should be devastating.
>>43111110Fluttershy can suplex a bear, don't underestimate her.
>>43110426Applejack's buck wouldn't be painful at all. You wouldn't feel a thing because your nervous system would be fucking obliterated instantly.Also, emotional pain is way worse than physical. What if [insert favorite pony here] was so revolted by your spaghetti that bystanders tried to defend her from you?
>>43111712>Applejack's buck wouldn't be painful at all. You wouldn't feel a thing because your nervous system would be fucking obliterated instantly.She's not gonna buck you in the head, she doesn't aim that high. She's gonna buck you in the stomach and you're absolutely gonna feel that.
>>43111712wow, both of these jokes have already been made. Guess I'll just kill myself.
>>43110454Ouch. I could feel the newfaggotry
>>43110454dont lurk keep on posting
