Its St. Patrick’s Day
>>43111219Oh boy! Time to see my local parks getting trashed by the drunk fratbro douchebags and sorority roasties again!
>>43111219Who?
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>>43111219>>43111248>>43111358Piss off offboarder mick, /mlp/ is protestant orange order ulsterscot board
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>>43111219https://youtu.be/ku0RP_HxpWI?si=zFanvmr0juN0N37j
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>>43111219*smooches the Lyrish Mintycorn*
Pop quiz: without looking it up, what did Saint Patrick do?
>>43112203He drank so much his piss turned green due to his fucked up alchoholic kidneys. That's why green and getting shitfaced are associated with the holiday.
>>43112203He drove the snakes out of meireland.
>>43111219I want to get shitfaced with Irish pones.
Alcohol tastes like crap
>>43112216Wrong.>>43112373Also wrong.
>>43112529Yay, thanks for the new Irish Lyra!
>>43113008You're not supposed to drink straight alcohol, dum dum.
>>43112203Religion.
They say its lucky to wake up with a unicorn mares butt on your face in Equestrias version of St. Patricks Day.
>>43114128Well obviously he was a saint. Can you name someone as the saint you align with in Christianity?
>>43111219Was St. Patrick even a real person or was it just a fictional person that the Irish celebrate because they have no other holiday dedicated to them.
Happy (Belated) St. Pattie's Day
>>43115667I’d rather see harmless, white Irish holidays than shit for niggers and jeets or sandniggers.
>>43115667Halloween is Irish too iirc.
>>43114933I'm not religious.