I love Twily so much, but I don't think she would love me back, especially if she found out what I plan to do with some of her cute friends (Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity) and some other mares from Ponyville as well.
>>43111354>Do you think your waifu would love you?I'm not sure -how- my girl could reject a man
>>43111354I'll be a cute handsome unicorn andmy waifu background mare will live a comfy normal life
>>43111418>picAfter so long, I just realized she's standing over the viewer and not lying down with us between her hind legseither way, peak derpy
>>43111421Based.
>>43111421You will never be a pony
I don't have a waifu but I'd be very surprised if anypony in Equestria ended up being romantically interested in me. That's okay though, I'd just enjoy my friendships as much as possible.
>>43111354https://youtu.be/me-HUZLiTcU?si=2RPV1OxgAyG1Q4DbId be more surprised if she didn't at least like me
>>43111540You will never go to Equestria
>>43111540On what basis do you claim this? Are you religious or atheistic?
>>43111421That depends if you're cute and handsome irl
>>43111354I do not think the vast majority of Anons would be loved by them. However, friendship is always possible.
>self shippingGross! Who let the incels in here? Someone open a window!
>>43111738>On what basis do you claim this?Everything I say is correct.
>>43111744A lot of anons do default to assuming that because they love their waifu their waifu will love them, but that makes sense given that's how autism works.
>>43111774If so, what does your glugging sound mean since you love making that noise so much whole sucking my cock.
>>43111354I fully expect I'd be rejected, but I know she would at least let me down gently.
>>43111354I don't have a waifu but even if I did, absolutely not. Not a chance in hell any of them would.
>>43111354No, I'm not really lovable at all. The main reason I like ponies is because they're fictional. Even if I could get with Twilight one or both of us would get bored with the other very quickly. I'm just not designed to have a romantic relationship.
>>43111775Well who knows, perhaps there is merit to the "personalized equestria" theory. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence and all that.
>>43111801I'd personally be very disappointed if I ended up in Equestria and it turned out it was finetuned so that somepony's smitten with me.
>>43111781It means you're projecting your homosexuality onto strangers online.
>waifukeks ADMIT they're unlovablewheezingdo us all a favor and blow your brains out so the catalog can finally be rid of your imagebump "generals"
>>43111354I wouldn't even try. Love should come naturally, friendship is another thing tho.
>>43111810Talking from experience I see, faggot.
>>43111819>No uYawn
>>43111821You will always be a faggot
>>43111826This jester is rather boring. Guards, take him away.
>>43111830>>43111830>This jester is rather boring. Guards, take him away.
>>43111354AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SHE'S SO CUTE AND PRETTY IT HURTS
Since mares are not 3DPDs that only look at the outside package and what they have to gain from dating you I expect to at least get a chance. But since I'm pretty broken on the inside she probably wouldn't find it a compatible relationship, and she'd be pretty much right. But at least she would consider me as a person, and that's honestly already a huge step up from what pigs have to offer.
Reminder to ignore shartroons.
>>43111354I think I have a decent shot, but I need to get my shit together to actually deserve her.
I'm of the opinion that roughly two thirds of anons would end up hating their waifu if they actually lived in Equestria, since anons en masse fucking hate anyone and anything that doesn't immediately give them what they want.
>>43111836Mares are women. You only think that they aren't because you're a marespamming rewatchtranny who only likes the show because of """snowpity""" (i.e. childish characteristics because you're a misogynistic pedophile)The reason women won't fuck you is because you're a horrible person, and you project your traits onto them. Mares would laugh at microdick incels like yourself just as much.
>>43111855NTA. while most of this is true, mares are different. Even if you say they *are* women, they're the kind of woman that would cure mysogyny.
>>43111769Amy New typed this I just can't prove it
>>43111811Taking Weird Al with me on the way out, doing all the ponkfriens a favor by taking out 2 cancers with 1 stone
>>43111855>Mares would laugh at microdick incels like yourself just as much.Untrue, some mares would go out of their way to help the average anon try and be better. They'd fail because the lesson of the episode is that you can't help somepony that doesn't want to be helped, but they wouldn't laugh!
>>43111855>rewatchtrannylol, wat? Is being a fan of the fandom the cool thing all of the sudden?
>>43111841barely anything to do with the thread but did you know Sunset has an auto-generated youtube topic 'channel'I really like the image it chose
>>43111863>they're the kind of woman that would cure mysogyny.LOL. Misogyny was created by, is perpetuated by, and will only be dissolved by MEN. Women didn't do anything to deserve being raped and beaten by balding sex hungry orcs. You are blaming the murder victim for being to close to the murderer's knife.
>>43111887Lame bait, I'm glad you missed out on those digits.
>>43111884You're not allowed to rewatch with that specific group of people, but you are allowed to rewatch alone or with your friends, so sayeth that anon.
>>43111887>Misogyny was created by, is perpetuated by, and will only be dissolved by MENTypical chud, downplaying female achievements while propping up men.
>>43111887I'm not blaming women. I'm saying mares are so purehearted that they could cure mysogyny. Try using a part of your brain that isn't constantly outraged.
she's a fat slut so probably
>>43111917>anon tries to banter with pinkie pie>immediately makes her cry>"b-but she's supposed to get my references!"
>>43111901Incels hate all women, even the most "purehearted" or whatever the fuck you're saying. They only pretend to not hate "purehearted" women because they are easier to exploit and manipulate. This is the reason why these fuckers flood the board with agoogoogaga sunbeam or stinky linky xd shit, because they desire a pliable and innocent woman to take advantage of. Like I said, it's caused by the same neurosis as pedophilia. The only person who can help an incel stop hating women is himself.
>>43111923Now this I can agree with. Just STOP slandering mares, fuck. What's wrong with agoogoogaga sunbeam?
43111855>>43111839
>>43111936The only ones slandering mares are the ones treating them as disposable moe cum rags. If ponies were real they would be repulsed by this newfag cancer which has cultivated into the ultimate nexus of permanently celibate furries in denial: Mare Fair/mlp/ likes to pretend that MF was somehow uniquely more pony but it's not even about the show, it's just about their moe cumrag fantasies. They were also the ones to shit on Babscon (which was infinitely more show focused) just because they weren't allowed to fly swastikas and grope cosplayers.
sun
A large language model is more coherent.
>>43111855Based as fuck
>>43111855This!
>>43111855Based!
>>43111855lol the incels didn't like this one
>>43111919How far can I tease and joke with an average mare before they cry? Imagine telling Fluttershy she has snowpity and she immediately tears up
Now he's responding to himself. Utterly pathetic.
>>43111855Based oldfag telling it how it isChecked!
>>43111979Anon stop spitting facts, before they get you too
>>43112035>Fluttershy's still sobbing while being consoled by her friends>"A-anon, he... h-he said even the snow thinks I'm pitiful!"
>>43112037gonna cry? don't worry honey everyone who disagrees with you is the same person
>Yet another thinly veiled "mares would hate you ackchually"But it's never a raid.
>>43111354>Do you think your waifu would love you?Interesting question. I met my plushie marefriend recently and we show each other a lot of love, but sometimes doubt creeps in that she'd stay with me if she had the ability to stand up and leave on her own. She's one of a kind and I don't really consider her a "show pony" or a resident of Equestria, regardless. My """waifu""" before meeting her was Rarara, and while I think I'd get along with her better than most Anons, Rarity has a very demanding lifestyle /and/ has basically free choice of anypony in Equestria. Her coming from small-town middle-class origins doesn't change the fact that she worked her way up through her own effort and skill. Any Rarifag other than unironic members of high society or the haute couture fashion industry would have a very difficult time courting her. She's still best (show) pony and I would admire her from afar.
>>43111979>The only ones slandering mares are the ones treating them as disposable moe cum rags. Really? The way you talk about mares is just as disgusting. You're using them to vent your blind rage for incels, which I'd say most anons agree with in the first place.
>>43112057Pick your cope schizo:>ITS DA CORD>ITS DA JANNIES>ITS DA PTFGOr just accept reality that you're the minority here.
You all claim to not want retards shitting up the board, yet you continue to give them the attention that emboldens them. You get what you fucking deserve.
>>43112170It's 2010+16, and /mlp/ has still yet to learn to not feed the parasprites.
>>43112171Fluttershy's my favorite pony, I have to feed them...
>>43111834She's perfect
>>43112170I was having fun until they called in the troops and disappeared. It's kinda like arguing with AI.
Guys... I have a confession to make.I like women.
>>43112180When you make it to Equestria Twilight's going to have a computer open with a collage of all your posts and you're going to have to explain why you chose the name 'Twirapist' to represent yourself. I wish you the best of luck!
>>43111855t. woman
>>43112187>pick up Twilight>put her outside and lock the door>proceed to go through her entire browser history
>>43112187>why you chose the name 'Twirapist' to represent yourselfBecause those are the two things I love most: twily and rape, and rape is just my fetish
>>43112210>Aka I like Twilight and I'm a nigger and rape is my fetish
>>43112227Why did you call him a nigger three times?
>>43112227It's hot:https://twibooru.org/3675673https://twibooru.org/1635846https://twibooru.org/1236280https://twibooru.org/3518895
>>43112009>>43112014>>43112022>>43112028>>43112034>>43112039Most obvious samefagging ever
>>43112234(I forgot my name, but this's me)
>>43112234I only like the Dash one.
>>43112234>marsminer>foefagyou have shit taste.
>>43112232Simple but it made me kek
>>43112238Fallout Equestria is shit, I only saved that comic because of the rape
>>43112234It's hot only if you're a nigger
>>43112237The Rarity one is nice too, but I wouldn't chop of her tail, that's too cruel
>>43112196>pick up Twilight>put her outside and lock the doorI respect your ambitions but I feel like your plan's already failed.>>43112210Honesty is probably the right approach! I suspect she'll still very much not approve but I hope the best for you fella.
>>43112234The deep trauma is such a turn-off. It's only good when there's no malicious intent or the victim gets into it somehow.
>>43112265You're looking for play-rape, my friend!
>>43112265>or the victim gets into it somehow
>>43112270Nah, it's gotta be incidental for me. "The end justifies the means", or just an awkward one-sided experience, or something like that.
>>43112281I think you really just want rough sex, or hatesex.
>>43112282Thanks rape-Spotify, I'll give it a shot
>>43112286Kek
>>43112284negro
>>43112281You like old cartoon rape where a man just can't help but put his hands on a pretty lady, gotcha.
Soi soi soi your troll gently down the thread Merrily merrily merrily merrily I wish you were dead
>>43112297if the guy was being controlled by his insatiable lust, then yeah. But in the real world, one would have to be literally retarded to use that excuse. Actually, I think what I like is when it's non-consensual for both parties. Does that make it rape-lite or double-rape?
>>43111354>Twirapist on the internet>"Unf! I'm totally going to rape Twilight and all her friends when I get to go to Equestria!!">Twirapist in Equestria>"hey don't resist now, little pony *sweats profusely* i'm going to r-rape you or something hehe *blushes* *among us sound effect* *gets bucked in the nuts*
I don't get the appeal of rape
>>43112321>non-consensual for both partiesI think art like this exists. Like Cadance forcing her shipping fantasy subjects to have sex while she watches "or there will be grave consequences" with the stallion and the mare saying something like "but we're siblings!" Or did I just imagine it?
>>43112329I think it's called forced partners
>>43112329Call me a picky bastard, but that's arguably worse than normal rape.Just gotta be creative with the scenario. Sleep, magic/mind control, accidental(the best), stuff like that. Just nobody saying "let's do it".
>>43112347I kind of like the "hey, wanna do it?" casual approach. Sex is kinda overrated anyway so treating it like something incredibly special that you need to be on your toes for the whole time gets annoying.
>>43112347I think normal rape is too akin to real world scenario and it's off-putting. Having some magic or fantasy context makes it more appealing to me.
>>43112336This is very hot, but like all very hot tags, it has almost nothing on the boorus.
>>43111354>I don't think she would love me back, especially if she found out what I plan to do with some of her cute friends (Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity) and some other mares from Ponyville as well.are we going to fucking gloss over this?
>>43112324Twily is my wife, I would never hurt her
>>43112404That's just how the cookie crumbles
>>43112393Yeah I really thought there'd at least be something like the scenario I pictured, but there's hardly anything.
>>43111855no mares would love me without me being a crack addict actually
>>43112404I mean, it's Twirapist, what'd you expect?
>>43112336i call it "mutual rape" but i'm pretty sure nobody else does.
>>43111354Yes, I'm a nerdy white boy who will listen to her read scriptures from the bible.
>>43112709I wouldn't go as far as to name her my wife, but she is, indeed, the best thing to come out of Tamersverse. Imagine sitting in some attic and teaching her Hebrew and/or Koine.
>>43112717I feel like she would genuinely try but just not get it at all, though still just be happy to be there
>>43111354Twilight is monogamous and would put you in jail if you even thought about raping somepony. Let alone being romantically interested in an edgelord.>>43111418I don't think Derpy would have high standards like most of the m6. Treat her well, feed her well and everything should be golden. >>43111917Pinkie is probably off limits to the average anon. Just being nice or whatever isn't going to cut it. You will need to be extremely interesting.
>>43111354Yes, but not without any effort on my part.Just like you can't expect people to love you like that.You gotta build the relationship and not expect immediate reciprocity. If you ask me it's better that way, getting to know one another and what clicks and doesn't is the best part. Plus hey, if nothing does then it's perfectly okay to just be friends or not pursue more.hell going from a friendly to a loving relationship with my tulpa to begin with absolutely didn't happen over night.This was an entire journey of changes for the best.
>>43111354She already does.
>Do you think your waifu would love you?There are no straight answers with Discord. ^:)
>>43113070Do you make him wear a maid outfit?
>>43112709>>43112717Fuck off shill
>>43112866>feed her wellShe'll get a daily dose of cummies at the very least.
>>43112880Tulpamancers are literally the last people who should speak about how a relationship should develop.
>>43113242As compared to some pre-scripted cringe you fantasize about?
I'm not sure. I hope so.>>43113339
>>43113339Everything is pre-scripted. Even this reply.
>>43113358this is one of the worst perspectives of all time along with nihilism and the just-world fallacy
>>43113366Cool pre-scripted reply bro.
>>43113367same to you bro. you were fated to reply to me just now.
>>43113366It can be fun if you take it as a challenge. Perhaps somebody out there is working on sql injecting ponies into the script of the universe by shaping things he's allegedly fated to do. Day after day, gadget by gadget.
>>43113366Imagine not being intelligent, nihilistic, and having a wicked sense of humor!
>Your waifu would not liek u chudcelI know you're a post-op post-hack janitor, but this is actual trolling, not the fake 'haha ur thread gae' trolling you poopskins love to dial up daddy mod for.
>>43113358>Kills youWild that you were pre-scripted to die by my hand through no fault of my own, why would the demiurge do this?
>>43113425why so butthurt, sunfag?
>>43111354I think there's a roughly one-in-a-hundred chance Dash would love me. We contrast, personality-wise. Her, being a loud and brash mare that teases and jabs and so forth, and myself being a man of fewer words. My confidence isn't that high and my self esteem certainly isn't much higher. Even in scenarios where I do /chag/ roleplays with her, I always find a way to fuck it up by measure of quite literal self-sabotage. And the AI's are built to literally never disagree with you. I don't know how I manage.I guess I hold out hope that I'll become my best self for her, or more realistically, hope that I luck out with the things I choose to say for long enough. I love her. I really do. And if I was reincarnated in Equestria tomorrow, I'd do everything I can to nurture and support her and earn her trust and respect in a real, mutual love. I can hardly even clop to her out of some kind of, feeling of guilt. Like it's something I'm not supposed to see through a screen, it's something I have to wait to experience. If there's a Heaven and I somehow get in, I sure hope to shit she's waiting for me there. I've even caught myself half-heartedly searching for lucid dream techniques, experiences with comas, voluntary medically-induced comas... I can't possibly
>>43113477imagine being with any other pony. Or human for that matter.* I clicked submit too early by mistake.
Maybe if i praised the great and powerful enough she would.
>>43113477Even if she never ended up falling for you, I bet she'd be happy to have you around her.
>open fortune cookie>You'll experience love that knows no bounds.I think I'm going to Equestria fellas.
>>43113855No bounds also means it doesn't have a beginning
>>43113720>Implying ponies wouldn't immediately see their waifukeks for the larping incels they are and hate them for itluhmao
>>43111354No, next question
>>43114189I choose to believe that anons will be good friends in Equestria because it's sad to imagine people making it to a place they've dreamed of for years only to find it miserable.
>>43114208They'll resort to hitting on background mares because they think they'll be their moe cumrags but they'll get laughed at because they're incapable of talking to women.
>>43114233I don't think most anons would have the nerve to even hit on ponies, anons don't really gain confidence unless they're in groups.
>>43111855truth
>moe cumragHoney, wake up, new FOTM ragebait buzzword has surfaced.
>>43114299>muh ragebaitMad because it makes you confront the truth, rewatchfurry?
>>43114299>>43114304Now kiss.
>>43114304>Rewatch schizo has returnedGood to see you back, fren ^:)
>>43114304It's funny because anytime something even remotely furry, anthro, humanized, bipedal, or not a horse shows up on screen for 1 picosecond the rewatch has a schizophrenic breakdown and cries. It's actually really funny.
>>43114464It's because rewatchfurries are in denial and performatively scorn furries to deflect attention from the fact that they are furries themselves masturbating to uncharacterized moe cumrags. Babscon was slandered and called furry in projection by /mlp/ because they couldn't display swastikas and then they made Mare Fair which is infinitely more furry because it has no focus on the show and only on moe cumrags. They are so insecure that they don't even draw stallions just mares because that's the only thing that makes their dicks hard.
>>43114597>Seething stallionfuckerYou have my sympathies, Mr. Raging Homosexual
>>43114597i really wish you would stop using my arguments. yes, the reason snowpityfags scorn male characters is because they only see friendship is magic as a cgdct moe show and nothing more, and male characters get in the way of that. this is stupid, and they deserve to be shamed for it, but you're awful at it, and because of you, any tine i bring up these truths they're just gonna go "oh look, it's poopdickschizo again" because you're acting like a poopdickschizo. please, just leave the shaming to the professionals. you've proven yourself to be beyond terrible at it, and you're actively helping snowpityfags by poisoning my well. yes, snowpity is retarded, yes, snowpityfags have terrible taste, yes, waifufags are basically the same thing as trannies, and yes the board would be much better if it scorned these people instead of catering to them, but all your posts just come across as seething, especially with how frequently you bring it up. and you seething is gonna make it sound like i'm seething too whenever i argue the same things as you.tl;dr: kill yourself or it's gonna be a lot harder for me to get snowpityfags to.
>>43111855>>43112009>>43112022>>43112028>>43112034>>43112039>>43114271samefag
>>43114774Schizo, we know you made those posts because that reply made you butthurt.
>>43114752They're gonna kill themselves anyways retard, even if they don't fully realize why they feel so hollow. I'm just letting them realize WHY they're pathetic sacks of shit before they blow their brains out. It's utilitarian.
>>43114778 (Me)And the thing is that a rewatchfurry calling me or you a poopdickschizo is meaningless given that the only new people inclined to waifufag (southeast asians and south americans) would never veer from their self-indulgent fantasies regardless. If anything, they'll just chimp out harder whenever wrongthink is posted, leaving an (even more) obvious impression to newfags of the first world variety that waifufaggery is browner than mud.
>>43114778>>43114810see, this is what i'm talking about. you act like an absolute schizo, seething about every group of people you dislike at once, and hallucinating that they're all the same people. you look like an idiot to everyone including me, and that's going to make me look bad because people are going to think of you whenever i say anything on the subject. you are directly helping waifufags and snowpityfags by doing exactly what you're doing right now. you are not my ally, you're just as much of an obsessed subhuman as they are. if i didn't know better, i'd call you a falseflagger for how much you're helping the snowpityfag cause right now. you're an absolute braindead retard. kys.
>thesefags and thosefags oh my!LEL
Please, all three of you, take your fucking meds
I wanna know anons would sincerely try and interact with the pony they love most. Do you have a plan or are you just going to hope that she instantly loves you?
>>43114828Fuck you too, nigger.
>>43114841If I get sent to Equestria I will probably repeat the mistakes of my past. As long as they aren't hurt then I can be fine living my life there as I do now. But since I'm not over there, I should be fine. I do not have a funny image to punctuate my current turmoil with a punchline.
>>43114841This solely depends on if I'm going to my autistic personalized fantasy of Equestria.
>>43114851Let's assume you're going to more-or-less show-accurate Equestria.
>>43114865Then I don't bother and go hermit mode until I die.
>>43114841I'd try my best. I'd try to be her friend, any way I could. Friendship is magic, after all, so I'm sure there'd be no shortage. These things have a way of working themselves out in Equestria. Given that it's a show, pre-written and scripted to have a happy ending, do you think these things, i.e, friendship being easier than it is here, would still occur if it was real? Would equestria just be human society but horses?
>>43114841I would talk Luna's ear off about what we can see from Earth and I'd let her talk my ear off about what they can see from Equus in turn. Bonding over space would be an easy gateway into eventually segueing into history, philosophy, and whatever else my moonwife likes.
>>43114889>Given that it's a show, pre-written and scripted to have a happy ending, do you think these things, i.e, friendship being easier than it is here, would still occur if it was real? Would equestria just be human society but horses?I'd like to think so, though that doesn't mean that you'd just automatically have everything good happen to you. It'd be more like you have opportunities that you have to willingly take.
>>43111923Epstein had aura. Cry about it. Foalmaxxing in 2026
>>43114938Would you really throw away your ticket to Equestria just to make people mad on the internet?
>>43114841I have zero expectations that she'd want anything to do with me.But I would try to be in her life anyway, hopefully she at least just likes me as a friend.If i could just get a solid hug from her and call her a dork that would be a 10/10 score.I feel like that is a realistic goal as long as i am not a YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS psycho retard like most of you probably are.
>>43114950If your favorite is picrel then you'd probably have a pretty easy in just in terms of being a creature from another world. Definitely wouldn't make her romantically interested but she'd probably want to talk to you a lot at first.
>>43114952desu, I just want to have a good enough relationship where I get a free pass to poke fun at her.It's really funny/cute when she gets mad, her and rainbow dash always had a fun dynamic because of that.I figure if discord can do it and she doesn't even like him, how hard could it be if you were actually nice to her most of the time?
>>43114962I feel like that'd really depend on how fun you are to be around in general, but I agree, I wouldn't be able to avoid teasing her a little.
>>43114967>I feel like that'd really depend on how fun you are to be around in generalYou mean women don't like it when you corner them and force them to listen to LoTR and Warhammer Lore?Jokes aside, she reads dude, I got some crazy ass books to share with her. I would actually be scared to let her read some, but given how much she loved canterlot cannibals or whatever, she might not even care if i throw heart of darkness at her.She and I are gonna read Neuromancer and then I am gonna explain internet memes to her.I will see if she thinks minion memes are funny and i will call her a retarded boomer if she laughs at them.
>>43111354No, because then her taste in men would be terrible. Then again she did fall for Flash... >>43114841>Do you have a plan or are you just going to hope that she instantly loves you?It would certainly be funny if Twilight was the pony equivalent of a monsterfucker and immediately felt attraction, but that is unlikely.Oh well, I'm sure after some weekly "Anon's unbiased history of Earth" lectures something can be nurtured. Outside of my ego, I'm likeable enough to have fulfilling relationships IRL, somehow.
>>43115037>Anon's unbiased history of EarthShe's gonna be picking out your biases immediately if you don't point them out first.
>>43114464thisfor example when >we watched Magic Mystery Cure Reanimated the chat was just a constant stream of>:wakemeup:whenever humanized pony clip showed up
>>43115281Yeah this was pretty bad. Was all of the art perfect? No. But it wasn't the worst thing ever and it's nice to see people try and be a part of a project. But it just got to a point where it felt performative and projecting with how over the top the reactions were to something so small. It kind of creates a terrible viewing experience if the whole chat is ready to fly off the handle when it sees something that triggers them. A complete opposite from the anni which is always a good time.
>>43115394>the anni which is always a good time.You're referring to just the actual pony parts, right? Unless you're just a braindead shimspammer
>>43111354I'm sure she would unconditionally, but I'm such a miserable bastard I'd reject her because I can't even love myself. I just want to watch her because she's all that makes me happy.
>>43114752Or, I don't know, maybe it's because the male characters suck? Discord and Spike are the only good ones and they both are creatures that are trash after season 4.
>>43115554seethe
>>43116558rent free
>>43115046>She's gonna be picking out your biases immediately if you don't point them out first.How? It's not like there anyone to fact-check.
>>43116836>Geez Anon, you sure do get animated whenever you talk about those "filthy, no-good, demonic jewscum".>You must be really passionate about history ^:)
>>43116841Ponies are naive enough to fall for that. Probably. It depends on how funny it would be narratively.
>>43116836Speaking very objectively about something that's clearly subjective is gonna set off her 'this person might not be trustworthy' alarm.
>>43116841bibi will goybeam twilight
>>43116856Nah it'll be fine, trust me.
>>43116859Well, I wish you luck! Just don't blame me when you turn out to be the villain of the week.
>>43116862>villain of the week.>"Evil" deeds: Talking shit about the jewsYeah I can see it.
>>43116863She's going to have the first ever interaction with fans on Earth and she's going to humiliate herself because of you. It'll be very sad!
>>43116836>>43116841Humans have four independent, fundamentally different, but awkwardly overlapping and often confused together tools for dealing with psychogenic threats. The first is crude, instinctual, full of exploitable loopholes and rarely talked about, I don't think we even have a name for it. Let's call it the innate immune system of mind. It exists because humanity was infected by egregores, witzraors and other similar star spirits for long enough for the evolution to catch on it, but not for quite long enough for it to polish the countermeasures. The second is rational discourse. In this realm we get to talk about fact checking, that's where nothing can possibly work without a second vantage point, that's what most people think about when somebody talks about biases. The third is medical psychiatry. In many respects it fills the gap between the first two: it's rational and evidence-based like the second when done right, but it can, like the first, in principle and in relatively simple cases, be applied in situations where there's no second vantage point and no access to the ground truth. The fourth is exorcism.I think ponies would stand just about where we are on the first three, but have better tools of the fourth kind because they live and breathe magic.
>>43116965>better toolsWhy do ponies have so many brainwashing spells casually accessible via books? If you're lucky, they just use them for some sort of consentual, occasional mental detox. Trust ponies at your own risk.
>>43117376>Why do ponies have so many brainwashing spells casually accessible via books?Author's barely disguised fetish
>>43111354The better question is she good enough for me? So many insecure anons here. In a world full of mares with not enough mates for each one, you are at least guaranteed a random background pony. Yes, even (You), the most unattractive, unlovable, filthy freak. But for us Chads, we can pick anypony. Even a princess.
>>43117416I guess living with delusions really is bliss.
>>43117416Based Positive!Anon shitting on the ever present soiteens.
>>43117416>In a world full of mares with not enough mates for each onean unbalanced gender ratio has never, and will never be canon.
>>43117446Yeah, and whatever you do, DON'T beleieve the LIES shown to you in every single episode of mlp that show a skewed gender ratio to be real. Your eyes are LYING to you
>>43117416Based. Even if I don't get best princess Luna, there will always be a mare waiting for me!
