"Night Dance" editionWiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5Poneb.in keeps the URLs the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/ChurroAnon/CRUSADERLIGHT_m6uAQbne.txthttps://ponepaste.org/993https://ponepaste.org/703Previous Thread: >>42982747
>>43117742https://derpibooru.org/images/3785899
Nerds don't belong on page 10
>>43118435Evil enhancement
>>43119394a blepping nerd
>>43113384Tomorrow!>Countdownhttps://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/9724780/eqg-stream
>>43120433What time / timezone?
>>431208944pm UTC
>>43121536That would be 17:00 Amsterdam Time.
>>43121995CUTE GLASSES>>431223602 hours from now!
>>43122371It was a very nice movie.
I had another dream about Sci-Twi last night.We talked about being from another world and whether or not that was preferable to where she was originally from. Can't remember how the conversation concluded, but I feel like all in all it was super projection-y of wanting to leave earth for equestria. Anyway, how do I stop dreaming about her, and instead dream about the minty mare of my APPARENTLY NOT dreams
>>43123210SOVL
>Sci-Twi mad scientist>Willing to perform unethical experiments for the pursuit of knowledge >Willing to conquer the world if it means to advance her pursuit of knowledge>Willing to destroy worlds for the pursuit of knowledge You need to stop her, Anon.
>>43123655>"Hi">Twilight's voice sends your entire body to shock, your heart stops for a second, and your hand turns numb>This was Twilight Sparkle, the girl everyone thinks was this dorky nerd who loves science. The shy girl with that pinch of cuteness to her.>But you knew better than that.Y-yes? Twilight?>Twilight Sparkle was a maniacal, obsessive, and absolutely insane to the brain membrane type of girl. She isn't shy because she's shy, she's shy because it makes it easier for her to conduct her experiments. There's a reason why you won't be accepting any more desserts from her ever again.>And even if she isn't shy, she's a mad freak who'd stabbed you with a syringe. Zero hesitation. Blacked out, you found yourself butt naked in the woods with animal scratches on your body.>You instinctually take a step back away from Twilight Psycho Sparkle>"Anon, wanna study together for the test next week?"I'm fine! I already studied! I'm just gunna go with Zephyr Breeze this weekend for a party>Twilight's head tilts, her eyes looks innocent as she looks at you, and an eyebrow raised>"T-that's...silly! Anon, you think partying with Fluttershy's brother is more important than the test next week?">There was a tinge of that psychotic side to her when she said that."I'm sure Principal Celestia wouldn't mind if I flunk mathematics this time">"Who said anything about mathematics and Principal Celestia?">Her voice blends with dorkiness and that of an unhinge psycho>"I'm not talking about school tests">Your flight or fight instincts kick in when you notice her fumbling a pencil from her bag.
>>43125024I don't know why, but Twilight being creepy nerdy here is adorable as fuck.
>>43125136Her being an insane mad genius is even more adorable
>>43125458>So used to the meme that I read that as 'I piss' at first
>>43126000>when you're spouting off about your knowledge of the Titanic disaster and she can't wait to jerk you off the moment you stop talking
>>43126463She's got some pudge to it and I really, REALLY want to fuck her.
how many times a day does she urinate?or maybe she solved the problem with a catheter and a bag?
>>43127015>>43127276Pretty smile
>>43123655
>>43127772kinda hot, ngl
>>43128147Cute nerds
>>43129638Creepy yet adorkable
>>43127357>the problemit's a fetishand suggesting a catheter and a bag to a piss fetishist is like recommending that someone who really loves cumshots pour stored cum over themselves from a bag.I assume the appeal lies in how it comes out, not just the liquid itself
>>43117742I didn't realize this was back
>>43131223based pic
>>43131359lots of yummy food
>there are males in this thread RIGHT NOW who would let this brain goblin ramble on for hours about bullshit that doesn't affect anyone's daily life and be happy about letting her do so
>>43131104sex
>>43132793boy crazed
>>43133349Great shot
man this place is empty
>>43135141>slopBOOOOOOOO
>>43137717Bold of the lyricist to make Shoichet sing "I THINK I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF".
You know that feeling of physical pain that grips your chest when you feel TOO much love for a person you know that you'll never be able to have and hold and cherish forever in this actual fucking bitch of a lifetime?
Where is everyone? It's just an image thread
>>43140472i'm guessing marecon
>>43132169such a cute expression
>Rainy day at Twilight's house>Studying with her in her attic/bedroom>Lofi playing on her laptop>She nuzzles you>You lean in and kiss her>It quickly turns into a calm but steamy makeout session>With a bite of your lips, you reach down and undo your zipper>Your cock flops out, all for herWhat happens next?
>>43123655>You need to stop hernah I'd rather join her in unethical experiments
>>43142482>LofiI change it to pendulum and then we fugg like in those clop animations
>>43142482I apologize for my bad behavior, vocally state that I believe in abstinence before marriage, commit to getting better grades starting with the test that she and I are studying for so I can get accepted into a better university which will allow me more opportunities to afford a better life, and use that stepping stone to earn a career that validates for her parents that I am a man worth Twilight marrying, which will then afford us a comfortable and secure lifestyle that will ultimate result in a pregnancy when we consummate our marriage during our honeymoon. (The sex is done consensually in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.)
>>43126010That's not what would happen. Once you finish talking about the Titanic she'd just start about the Hindenburg.
>>43142922And then you wake up because you realized how fucking retarded that sounds and proceed to rail her brains out all over the study papers, because you remembered that she's a turboslut.
>Anon! I'm so glad you got my message. As you can see I accidentally spilled the serum on myself which I intended to test on you. The good news is we know it works and doesn't mutate you with malignant lumps all over but on the downside... Well I don't exactly have a way of reversing it right now. I'll need to borrow your hands so please listen very carefully to my instru- Anon? Why are you looking at me like that...? O-Once in a lifetime opportunity? No I don't understand what you mea- Anon no! Th-This isn't funny Anon I need my hands. It could be contagious a-and I migh- ANON NO! STOP! ANO-mnnphhh! *plap* *plap* *plap*
>>43143660Yare Yare
>>43144853cute
>>43144609big tiddy nerd wife~
>>43145786queen
>>43146654SLUT
>>43147644>"thotties on a yachtie"what the FUCK did they mean by this??
>>43147218I know the general phrasing of a story wouldn't change much unless explicit, but I'd love to read a green about Sci-Twi in an AU of EQG set in the late 90s.
>>43147771Unf
>>43143518kek
https://ponepaste.org/9098This remains one of the hottest Sci-Twi greens out there.
>>43150650Why's she so smug?
>>43150496UNF
WHAT? WHY TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>43151556She knows she's cute and she's struttin' it.
>>43152304>>43150072bruh
>>43150651She's run the simulations, crunched the numbers, and calculated the data, and so far the results have shown there is a positive correlation between naturally high intelligence and natural superiority.
>>43152435That sex crazed energy is what I need
Sci-Twi is a constant reminder of just how much Twilightfags lost their waifu to toyetic mandates.
>>43153555She has a contagious smile
>>43153811You know how anime has those genki girls, you know, the stupid girls whose happiness is infectious? Twilight's like that, except she's a super-genius.
We need more cute Sci-Twi porn
Just think, if you emotionally abuse her hard enough, she'll become a dark angel hellbent on ending reality.
>>43153811>>43154551
Do you think Twilight would give good blowjobs?
>>43155953No, but she would probably give unbelievable hands-free handjobs using her magic.
>>43155973I'd kill to see some wholesome magic sex from Sci-Twi.
>>43155973Her hands alone are great enough>https://ponerpics.org/images/7283770
>>43157652I really have to wonder how much of EQG were the animators basically giving us fuel because they thought like us.
Must smooch
https://derpibooru.org/images/3793085
>>43158415As much as I don't like this dude's toe fetish, he does pull off some real good pieces.
>>43117751Was it autism?
>>43158713SHE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAAAA I WANT TO MARRY HER!!!
why is she like this?https://derpibooru.org/images/3796691https://derpibooru.org/images/3796693
>>43160031CUTE
>>43123655"Twilight...I'm not sure-">Twilight's head spun to Anon immediately, her eyes barely visible from her googles and glasses. >Anon is strapped to a table like a lab experiment, hands and legs bound to stretch like an X. A strange device hovering to your head>"You like? No, Love me, right, Anon?" >She says that blurs the line of love and someone asking for assurance to do something incredible dangerous."I..I" >"Hold one a moment, let me recalibrate the device. Test Subject # 2...Anon...subject relation to Twilight Sparkle">This was incredibly unethical. Twilight gave you an 'Informed Consent' about the dangers of the experiment such mental and brain damage>Not like Anon had a choice in the matter>The experiment was going to harness the raw emotions of the human psyche in relation to their perception relationship towards others, Twilight's words. In other words, it's going to suck someone dry of their emotions based on subject shown. >Before Anon can even think of a response the device lights, Twilight hovers her face over Anon's. The device ready to fire.>Anon knew better that all she's trying do was to a reaction, and that means data.>"You do love me, right?" >The question felt like choosing his preferred way of getting executed
>>43160615too bad for her my brain is empty
>>43161534How can anyone look at this cuteness and NOT want to marry the shit out of her?
>>43162294I love drawings of her in casual wear as opposed to the more nerdy outfits they give her. I could see her wearing this in her adult years, maybe late 20s/early 30s.
>"I know we've been at this problem for 19 hours, but I need you to focus, Anonymous. You keep getting distracted, and we simply don't have time for your mind to start wandering onto whatever nonsense isn't related to the equation..."
>page 10I DON'T THINK SO
Goodnight bumpPlease don't die on meAnd maybe post me a bedtime story too?
>>43163144Sexy nerd
>>43162807>Anon wait! I wasn't ACTUALLY going to probe you! And even if I did you'd have to admit no other girl would give you a colonoscopy! Anon! ANON!
>>43163144It's weird, Princess Twilight is very Jewish, but Sci-Twi feels more like a hapa.
>>43163574it's the glasses
>>43163203>once there was an ugly twily>she was so ugly that everyone died>the end
>>43163574Sci-Twi feels and looks more Jewish than Princess Twilight.
>>43163711Its the hair specifically the twirly side bangs
>>43164606>Imagine spooning her at the beach.>Your cock is deep inside her.>Of course, nobody can see that.>To anyone else, you're just having a wholesome cuddle session with your GF>Not knowing you are pulsing within her, ready to fill her to the brim.>It was her idea.
>>43164870>her cock is deep inside (You)
>>43165389sure I'd trust her to give me a prostate exam
>>43165489Smug
>>43163943>>43164606>>43165489She's so sexy when she liddles her eyes like that
Can someone post the "Library and Chill" game that Cloppy Hooves is working on?
