Princess Celestia writes letters to Chuck Norris.
>Dear Chuck Norris,>Get fucked lol>Sincerely Princess Celestia (alive)
>>43117966>(alive)((in our dreams))
>>43117933go kick grogar's ass, texas ranger.
>>43117966Hey look, Chuck responded to her!
>writing letters to a MAGA cultist that financially supported dozens of institutions that push right-wing hatelol
>>43118123As opposed to what you do? AKA, never writing any letters to anyone at all? lol
>>43118123Celestia didn't do any of that, fuck you.
>>43118123Didn't know he was so fond of islam.
>>43118123>financially supported dozens of institutions that push right-wing hateI already love the guy. Are you trying to make me hard?
>>43117933Fucking RIP
>>43118123Fuck, now I love the guy even more.
>>43118123Goddamn I didn't think he could get any more based.
>>43118123So you're saying he's a true-blue TEXAS Ranger.Fuck Austin that's not part of Texas
>>43117966>(alie->dead in gen 5go back to stuffing that hole of yours with cake, sun butt, norries lived a life worthy
>>43119347>gen 5Post discarded.
That's not a farewell thread, that's a joke.
>>43120391Sorry, man. I'm a zoomoid, I can't give a shit about the xoomer tough guy celeb.
>>43120402I never heard about Norris until now
>>43120402>>43120417Grim.
>>43117977That's the final movie in the series.He's got a series of movies to go through first.>Chuck gets to Equestria>Copper Top: Hey, ya seen that new human? Dang he's weird..>Chief: Glad ta hear ya gettin acquainted with yer new partner..>They go undercover to break up a criminal organization trading zebras for drugs up in Rainbow Falls.Chuck karate kicks a yak off the roof of the Friendship Express and then punches out his Saddle Arabian boss in the dining car to make the arrest.>CN: You just earned a one-way ticket to the glue factory, pal>Time to get the Big Boss>Pony Rome>aka, The Italian Stallion>Former Heavyweight Champ of Equestria>Now Underworld Kingpin>They travel to Venice>Find his gang in the ruins of a Coliseum holding tournaments pitting zebras against monsters>Copper top shuts things down while Chuck goes after the Big Boss up in the Gallery which bears an uncoincidental similarity to the location where he was killed by Bruce Lee in 'Way of the Dragon'>CN: Part of fighting is knowing the right way to lose.>Pony Rome: Why should I learn Your job? I got enough ta do getting to yer partner..
>>43121924I'm surprised there's so little Chuck content with ponies to begin with.
He made it to Equestria
>>43123028Equestrian Ranger
>>43123028I'm gonna miss the Chuck Norris jokes though.
>>43123928People won't stop making Chuck Norris jokes after his death.
