scoping around to see if anyone would be interested in a poker night at marefair 2026. there will be a buy in but there are no cash prizes all proceeds go directly to the charity and im figuring out if there will be other prizes like custom chip sets and so. this is mainly just seeing if there will be interest in it
I'd rather play SPNatI and jack off alone than have to smell any of you for long periods of time.
>>43127625Can we play Uno instead
Foldsville.
>>43127625Of course there's gonna be interest, we got niggas into cigars and fine whiskeys. Proceeds going to charity is a bit of a hard sell, I wonder if you could just do a percentage cut, like 80% of proceeds go to charity so someone can at least win their buy-in back.
>>43127641Pigville
>>43127648That'd be illegal my friend In order to gamble in Florida without a gaming license there cannot be actual monetary wages or prizes with significant value at stake
>>43127648>Of course there's gonna be interest, we got niggas into cigars and fine whiskeys.>Duuuude I'm such a manly man. I have to show that I am manly to all the people at the pony convention!You're no different than the trannies plus you're a normalfag.
>>43127717... so does that mean we all have to dress like 8-year-old girls in pink and wigs so we aren't labeled as normies or trannies by you?
>>43127625>install adblock>still see ads???
>>43127625Why didn't you ask this in the marefair thread retard
>>43127790cus that aint an official marefair thread
>>43127691>gaming licenselol does florida reallyor does that just apply to the guy running the poker game event
>>43127635I don't have UNO.
>>43128275Everyone has UNO dipshit, it comes for free with your fucking Xbox
>>43127625I'd be into it. Consider this one anon interested
>>43128289I have the oldest xbox known to man, I don't have UNO
>>43128311>I have the oldest xbox known to manNo you don't. I bought mine on day one, you fucking tard.
>>43127717How do you go through life being so terrified of what other people think?
>>43127625Will you use pony-themed cards?
>>43128356If I can get them then absolutely
>>43127625Sign me the fuck up. Make the grand prize a horsepussy onahole.
>>43127625I'm not going, i'd be too tempted to jerk off under the table if I did.
Would be fun as hell. Let's do it.>>43128386The Kayou cards have a bunch of standard playing cards for different ponies, you could probably build a deck out of that for cheap by buying singles.
>>43127717Due to this anon's complaints the cigar and whiskey meetup has been changed to a mike's hard lemonades and newports meetupSorry fellas
>>43127625>proceeds will go to charitywhy though? if its just a friendly game with a little money involved but not at the casino level, who's gunna give a shit?also getting arrested at marefair for a game of poker between anons would be funny as fuck. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS, JANNIES, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, THEY'RE HAVING *FUN*
>>43128266We do, sadlyAll the casinos in Florida are run by indians - the feather ones not the forehead dot ones - and that is stretched out to basically every gambling game but not betting on sports or horses.
>>43127625I could have sworn I talked about this to some folks last Mare Fair. Are you the anon I sent the Gaming Commission info to?
gosh we'd better not do that, it'd be illegal>makes 2k off selling a plushy in a likeness he doesn't own the copyright to
>>43129093nah i literally had the inspiration for this last week after getting poker night at the inventory and figured well why not
>>43127625I'm interested! Though perhaps it's a good idea to do it before the actual con starts so it doesn't collide with other events?
>>43129778Just see if whiskey meet guy will allow it there? That's at least two hours
>>43128320It's called being elitist. You probably do it here on this board too. Ever complain about barbies, g5, fetish threads, etc? Some anons add this to their list.
>Poker Night at the Fair>You play enough rounds and you completely wipe an Anon out of chips."Well Anon, it's seems you are too low for the next wager I'm afraid we will have to disqualify you">"No. Not quite yet. I can still stake">Anons pulls out an original Lyra Plushie, complete with pocket (and pants)
Post conversations between anons at the table.Horsefamous optional.
>>43130150>Be me>Warm summer evening>Taking train to Mare Fair because trains fucking rule>Sitting next to some guy>Both of us too tired to sleep>We take turns staring out the window into the darkness>Shit gets boring quick>Guy turns to me>Basically says he'll read my fortune if I give him some of my Jameson>Only a sip left>Fuck it>Soon as he's done, he asks for a cigarette>This fucking guy>Give him one>He asks for a light>wat.png>No way this guy is about to smoke on the train>Pull out my lighter to call his bluff>Mad lad actually starts smoking>Takes a few puffs and things go quiet again>Guy has a thousand yard stare when he starts talking again>"Your waifu trash."
>>43130228Did you learn when to hold em?
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/t0mUBg4fD0U?si=5l00f4H9FfzI9wQ5-Corp approved post
>>43130523Corp doesn't even know what this is referencing t. Corp
>>43130781it's the corp tickling mini-game theme...
>>43127625id be down to watch probably, only played poker once or twice and its been years. ive got a friend thats into poker but hes not into pony besides the little ive told him about and hes interested depending on the deets.
>>43130142does winner gets Lyra as an item in TF2?
>>43130792>it's the corp tickling mini-gamefucking WHATwhere is footage
>>43127625Does the winner get to go to Equestria?
>>43128316Well mine didn't have it
>>43132780so the event actually struck a deal with the maker of those cards so some will be able to be used and some will be available for purchase through the official vendor
>>43132134No, that's the Russian Roulette tournament.
>>43133520so the winner doesn't go to equestia? sounds lame
>>43134305The winner secures their spot in Equestria, the losers go Tumblr AU Equestria.
>>43135245im ok with this if its molestia
>>43135245im not okay with this if its molestia
>>43136509weakling
poneker
>>43127625I don't know shit about poker, make it a game of blackjack.
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese
>>43136487strongman
