>wake up>still not in Equestria
Oh boo hoo
>>43129075>Loved and lost two magical horsegirls>His only consolation is pity sushi and the people at the mall food court knowing him by name
>>43129075If you subscribe to multiverse theory, there's probably an infinite number of universes where you were born in Equestria. Then again, there's also an infinite number where you're a Colonial from All Tomorrows. So perspective.
>>43129086There's no universe where OP isn't a faggot though, sadly. It's outside the possibilityspace.
>>43129088Very true, even in the universe where homosexuality doesn't exist, he'd still qualify.
>>43129086reddit is that way --->
>>43129101You don't fuck with multiversus?
>>43129086If a drawfag is reading this, please draw each post-human species as a pony instead. Thank you.
>>43129133That's a great idea, hope drawfags take notice
Couldn't be me -Sent from my Twipad
>>43129139Send hoof pics.
>>43129135I'm a drawfag but this shit sounds gross I ain't doing it
>>43129177you know you want to, anon
>>43129133Already exists, brotha
>>43129193>Erm, you're missing-Nope.
>>43129177You need to seize all tomorrows>>43129193I totally forgot about this one, adorable!
>>43129197I kneel
>>43129197I, for one, love and welcome my Gravital moonwife!
>wake up>in the morning feeling like P Diddy
>>43129219>Pinkie, why do you have so much filly oil?
>>43129075>You hear voices with an unusual accent>"Hey what's that?">"Lost creature?">radio chatter: "unit 70F2 reporting suspect behavior central sector 93 [faded]">"looks it's on chems. Hey you, you chipped? got an ID?">"Looks like it's dying, if it's dead it's less paperwork let's give it a minute or two">"Neg we're on cameras. This is a Securitron area">"Cuck that; go control... Creature! You're in the entry of a federal building identify yourself.">"Yeah it's on chems. Unit B41A sector A38 for a 207, unidentified nonverbal nonsentient creature nonresponsive assuming chemical abuse; require the xenocontrol unit over.""Where am I?">"Dig that, it's verbal. I say again you are in the perimeter of a federal facility,">"We require you to evacuate; identify, are you authorized to the sector A38?""Wait, I'm not sure, I...">"Alright are yeu on chems Natcher?""Is this Equestria? What year is this?">"B41A Dispatch, creature is positive chemical abuse, identifies as Natsher"
>>43129733go on
>>43129086>Infinite universes>Youre stuck in this oneIm real tired of it all. Real fucking tierd.
>>43129733>radio : "We negative your request for dispatch of unit due to the recent alert, bring subject to your proximitive station for identity control and release with adequate warning and social point credits updated.">the police pony sighs "here goes for the paperwork." >"We should be securing the city but no we always have this kind, I tell you, Kernav and Minister Yurazt policies are not fixing the country. I mean look at him, we don't even know where he's from.""I'm ...I'm okay I just don't understand all the words you're saying but, ah just a bad day. I think I'm getting better now. Thank you officers, I should go home now. Sorry I caught a cold.">"You caught a what? strange wordage citizen Natcher, do you have the status of a refugee?">What a dumb question, I don't even know"I guess so, yes.">"Should've bet. You do it,">The pony looks pissed but seems to be reciting some apology letter>"Citizen Natshe; uh; we're afraid for having disturbed you but for your safety and well being we had an alert for the entire sector; all residents must contain indoors during the alert. any question?""What happened? Isn't there like, a magic shield over the city protecting us from monsters or something?">"Negative, and safe, magic is prohibited here, and I think the alert was about a magic attack adverted, we make sure it remains for your protection...">What is this bullshit, what year is it?>He's looking annoyed "so uh, this is Equestria?">they both look at eachother>"Nah Citizen, Equestria is far, you don't have to be worried, go to your shelther and be secure, understand!">"Safe here no unicorns, no hurting creatures like you, we are friends! but we have to go!">They're grinning nervously, I feel like I landed in the wrong country. But clearly they want to leave.>These ponies have a police car and tech, There's buildings all around me; and I notice this one has a sign that says "area restricted for federal and gov. cit. clss. denied.> Not a single shop. This looks like DDR in the 1980s"Okay thank you officers I'll be careful, I have missed that sign right there, I'm not very smart you know">They're leaving. Thank God.
>>43129978Chin up anon, it will be ok
>>43129978Just keep in mind that there's infinite universes that are worse than this one too.
>>43129075Equestria unironically sounds like hell. I don't want to go.
>>43130550>t. guy with an internet addiction
>>43129080Let's not forget the futa dick he took like 89 times
>>43129080and getting anally rapped 88 times or whatever it was
>>43130490>DDRit's GDR in english my fellow german
>>43129139I want to see your hoofs haha
