>Did you know that billions of years from now the sun is going to fizzle out and die? And that even after a few generations of us dying that nopony will even remember we existed? Whats the point of living if everything and everypony we ever loved is just going to disappear into a cloud of dust!?
I asked Twilight and she said that the sun's made of magic and actually will exist forever so... maybe you should read more books.
>>43130675>baby's first existential crisishow about an actual reason to be depressed?>rape
>>43130675Did you know that there are stars called Magnetars that if they crack open, they could send a shit ton of radiation towards a planet at lightspeed and kill everything on it? And the best part? We can't even detect them until they wake up, so there could be one extremely close to us waiting to cook us alive and we wouldn't know until it's too late. There's plenty of shit in space that could kill us suddenly. That's just one cosmic coin flip of millions in space that could kill us. None of this shit matters.
>>43130675kys then.I may die some day but I'm currently alive and I like enjoying the pleasures life has to give, even if it means to suffer along the way.
>>43130675God also doesn’t exist Moony. Everything is pure random luck and circumstance. When we die itll be nonexistence, a black void.
>>43130809Actually, when I die I will be going to Equestria.
>>43130809>itll be nonexistence, a black voidSounds pretty comfy tbdesu
>>43130675Journey before destination, Moondancer.
>>43131343You have to die before going to Equestria? Yeesh, unlucky.
>>43130675>>Did you know that billions of years from now the sun is going to fizzle out and die?At the current rate, we'll be a galaxy-wide civilization by then>>And that even after a few generations of us dying that nopony will even remember we existed?What about Starswirl? Do you think Twilight and her friends will be forgotten in a few generations? How many authors that had stayed forgotten for centuries were later rediscovered by bookworms like you who became inspired by their message so much time later? Have you ever asked Goldie Delicious for her Apple family history books, seen how far back they go? How long do you reckon it'll take for Our Town to forget it's founder? Truth is, there are plenty of ways for your name and work to be remembered and celebrated way beyond "a few generations", and you have a whole lifetime ahead of you to figure out how to achieve this.>>Whats the point of living if everything and everypony we ever loved is just going to disappear into a cloud of dust!?>big crunch>current yearishygddt
>>43130675>...>...>...>you still have to pay me back moondancer, it's been 3 weeks and you said you would
>>43130809You wish God wasn't real
>>43131447Only good response itt
>>43130759somewhere somehow our universe could've tunneled to lower energy state and it created a hole that is expanding at light speed in every direction and can be nearing us as we speak. once it reaches us, it will wipe us out on a molecular level before we even realise what happened
>>43131557only bad response itt
>>43130759Magnetars are fucking cool, I've heard some specific x-ray emission was attributed to an asteroid falling into a magnetar and being spaghettified not by gravity, but by it's magnetic field.
You know what? I'm gonna say it. All you existential crisis faggots are fucking lazy bums looking for excuses to keep being lazy.>durrr durr nothing matters haha I'll just keep living in squalor and getting fat!Bullshit you're a lazy cunt looking for excuses as usual so do us all a favor and neck yourselves you sedentary dregs.
>Moondancer is so autistic this is how she propositions you for sex
>>43130675Cool, but I'm still not having sex with you. Take a shower.
>>43133201Damn dude are you KELT-9b because you're absolutely fuming right now
>>43130675Ah, I see ponies are starting to catch up to us in the realm of Lovecraft-esque existential knowledge that mortals were not intended to grasp. Don't worry, you get used to it. Turns out incomprehensible forbidden knowledge is actually very comprehensible after a little while. It'll stop bothering you eventually.
>>43130675Time is not a line, my little pony, it's diamond-shaped. Everything that has ever existed will exist forever until the end of time itself. Now dry your eyes, and let's go home.
>>43133201I read this in Rarity's voice
>>43133218The characters face death all the time. Twilight, Spike and Starlight also saw the end of their own world as a potential timeline and it was a barren wasteland with no sun. They also have to acknowledge an amoral chaos monster could turn on them again for nothing. That would be enough to drive anyone to craziness, bonus points for your god-ruler being useless in a fight
>>43133201>>43133255https://vocaroo.com/1dMm71RbClRw
>>43133258>The characters face death all the timeNobody in the show ever dies. Ever. Not even once.
>>43133303Untrue! Several bad guys die. Also Granny Smith is implied dead after the timeskip.
>>43130675i dont know how they managed but you can basically smell moondancer in every single picture
>>43133307Petrification doesn't mean death.
>>43133310The Storm King and Sombra are for sure deadsies.
>>43133323They're at best superhero comics dead meaning they're alive just not yet.
>>43133325The reason why superhero comic deaths aren't real is because they regularly invalidate them. Given that the show is done and will never invalidate those deaths, and there's no examples of the show undoing previous deaths, they are dead. I agree that the show should've touched on death more directly but it does technically exist!
>>43130675Not my problem.
>>43130675Did you know ancient viruses activate when in space. Its why lots of astronauts come back sick. even long dormant viruses reactivate when in space.
inb4 a tranny necrobumps this thread
>>43131452You'll also wish he wasn't real when he starts torturing you for being the wrong religion.
>>43131452kek
>>43134738I really hope she's not that kind of mare.
Moondancer seems like the kind of mare to sneak into your home, remove your undergarments and bury her muzzle deep into your balls to get a long helping of testicle musk. Since she has magic you’ll never hear her either. She’ll make her hoofsteps quiet and put you into a deep trance.
>>43134744i'd cum bricks when moondancer did that to me
