>Ok Anon this test will prove if you’re a changeling. I’m going to heat up a sample of your blood in this petri dish. If it remains stable then you’re ok. If it jumps up from exposure to heat that means you’re a treacherous, skinwalker abomination whos going to infiltrate our society and steal our resources. Don’t worry I’m sure you’re real those chains and guardsmares surrounding you with swords is just a precaution.
>>43134475don't worry miss, im a genuine green earth pony stallion
Oh I love that movie, of course I'd love to be in a reenactment of it.
>>43134475>you’re real thoseminor spelling errorYou losed
>>43134475That's not blood, it's my lunch.Please don't heat up my pudding.
>>43134486>losedlosted
>>43134499Lostedesnessen?
>>43134499>>losed>lostedlostered
>>43134475Ohhhhhh FUCK keep injecting me with needles and taking my blood mommy I'm close
IT'S THE THINGY!!
>>43134475Is this because I'm circumcised?
>>43134475Let's say, hypothetically, I'm not a Changeling (which I'm not!), but were to routinely exchange fluids with one, this wouldn't affect the outcome of the test, right? Hypothetically.
>>43135079>t. Changeling
>>43134475The last time I checked, skinwalkers were bad news not because of some nebulous "resources", but because they eat people. What's going on with this word choice? Is the joke here in how the lab mare is so psychotic that she thinks of people getting eaten as of losing resources? Or she cares about the water changelings use to shower more than about the ponies they eat?
>>43135712Changelings don't eat ponies, silly.
>>43135743Skinwalkers do. If somebody calls changelings skinwalkers, then naturally I would assume we're in one of the fan worlds where changelings eat ponies. And if you want to go with pure canon and nothings but canon, changelings keep ponies in cocoons, which is kinda sorta a protracted version of the same thing.
>>43135079if your ass is full of changeling eggs that's honestly worse because it means you're a faggot
>>43135891What if instead your dick is coated with Changeling pussy juice?
>>43134486>Don’t worry I’m sure you’re real those chains and guardsmares surrounding you with swords is just a precaution.I'm sorry, did you not understand the sentence?Where is the 'spelling error'?She is speaking the whole thing really fast.
>the blood jumps up not because you’re a changeling but because Earth blood is toxic from all the microplastics, minerals, corn syrup and polluted oxygen coursing through it
>>43136189>t. The Thing
>>43135743Why else would they have fangs and sharp teeth? A non-predatory species wouldn’t evolve attributes like that.
>>43138826But they look like ponies when they hunt. The fanged form is used, by & large, when outsiders can't observe them, like when they're relaxing in the hive. It's almost like they have it backwards. Maybe that's the case? The use of cutesy pony behavior as a hunting prop is so deeply ingrained in them that when changeling A is nice to changeling B, B instinctively feels threatened. Or maybe they use fanged forms when ponies can't see them because that's what changeling believe ponies are like deep down, in dirty corners of their souls they can't themselves observe? Or it may be a species-wide existential rebellion: I hate how my feeding strategy forces me to let tastes of others shape me, but at least I get to be a comically repulsive asshole when I'm alone.
is it true that Changeling find The Thing movie erotic?
