Drive your fat autistic asses to Burger King RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. G4 Merch comes with kids meals in 2026. Had to do a double take. Heres a script: >Hello>Yes, I'd like a kids jr meal with a girl toy Thats all, anything more is autism and you will be labeled a weirdo. They have Twilight (+wings) and Pinkie. Who knows if they sell enough of these things they might make more. Its not over yet bros..Thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96ovWzc3oB4&list=RD96ovWzc3oB4&start_radio=1
Wow those look terrible.
Wow those look amazing.
>>43138772its not "a girl toy" and its not pony life also you just ask what toy they have currently
>>43138798What? I never said it was pony life. and actually it is a girl toy, its a pretty pony, that means girl.
>>43138798>uhh yeah do you have latest toys>Yep, do you want the nerf or tranasformer->umm i actually want the my little pony one>You're... joking right?>noYou'll embarrass yourself.
>>43138812No like the way they do it is 1 week is nerf, 2 week is mlp, 3 week is furby, etc its not like the male toy of the day vs female toy of the day its both ponies for the duration and when they run out then its both transformers etc
>>43138772Is this in the US only?
>>43138772I went there and they gave me Ninja Turtles instead.
>>43138850Its a lot of places at least singapore and south africa have it also
>2019 + 7>G5 came and went>STILL selling G4
>>43139795Same reason they're selling Optimus and Bumblebee figures. The most popular generations get the most merch. Prepare your anus for the live action movie featuring G4 characters with celebrity VAs.
>>43138772Nerf, Transformers, MLP, and . . . Furby.It really is over for us G.I. Joe fags isn't it?
>>43138772>RIGHT THE FUCK NOWbut......
>>43138772Actually, you can just ask for the toy without bothering with the kids meal. They're like $2 each.
>>43138772Borga
>>43138772We must consume.
>>43138772>standing in line slightly impatiently with my full suit and tie because I am in a rush!>yes I'd like *look up at the ceiling pretending to remember* three kids meals *close eyes again pretending to remember* one nerf and two my little ponies please>pay and grab the meals and rush off in my freshly cleaned and waxed car because I am a very serious business dad yep>go home and sõí face as I open the packages and show /mlp/ my new ponk and twiggles>then I take out the nerf gun and record myself SHOOTING ponk and post it to show my superior intellect as a twi-guyhahaha I am a genius no one will suspect anything
>>43139954>G.I. in current yearwould be in bad taste
>>43138812Only if you explicitly imply it's for you. Otherwise, that's their problem.
>>43138772Some of you guys are thinking with an old mindset. Think modern. Use Doordash or Uber Eats and add a note to make someone else get it for you. Or, do a mobile order and pretend to be a delivery driver yourself, and tell an employee "Hi, they requested a purple pony toy, can you check to see if that's in the bag?".
>>43138772these toys are ugly why the fuck would any of you want one?
>>43143699Yeah no, some Indian or Arab is going to mess up your order because they don't speak good English, then will have paid $30+ for a shitty optimus prime toy.
>>43138772"Hi, I'm a weirdo. One Twilight Sparkle My Little Pony toy, please.">drives back into drive through>slightly higher pitch "Hello. I'm a different person. One Pinkie Pie My Little Pony toy please."
>>43143935They do be ugly tho.
>>43143935Its a big step up from G% vote with wallet
>>43138772holy shit KEK talk about a downgrade
>>43144411wow, this was what he had a few years ago?
Clearly, the key point here is that Hasbro is going to use the G4 characters for the next generation, they really want to revive G4 because they know it will work again at least in China.
Ponk and dashie's look the best
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