If Starlight(ss5) were forcing you to be her pet, would you let her?
>>43144527no she'd be mine
>>43144527Yes. God yes. I want her to poop in a doggie bowl and make me eat it for all of my meals. I want her to use my mouth as a toilet and my whole body too.
>>43144527If she were forcing you, then there wouldn't be much choice, would there?
>>43144558Anon, that's not what people do with pets. You have a very poor understanding of the subject matter.
>>43144565>people don't feed their petswtf
>>43144569Not like that!
>>43144570Well i'm a human male pet, that's how mares train human men to know their place. Which is below shit when compared to goddess mares.
>>43144527depends on what tasks will the pet do.
>>43144573If you make it to the Equestria I'm in I'm immediately recommending that Fluttershy be in charge of your extensive rehabilitation.
>>43144527not like I'd have a choice anyways but she's hot so yeah
>>43144580If i make it to your Equestria i'm going to start a psyop that will make mares eat only the most gas inducing foods possible so every mare will be ripping bubbly, eggy death farts 24/7.
>>43144558>>43144598Why are glimmerfags so obsessed with scat, i don't get it. Why her specifically? Couldn't you sniff discord's farts instead or something?
>>43144606He's a fartfag first and foremost, he just happens to like Glimmy.
>>43144606Glimmy is the sexiest mare in existence and i have a grossdom fetish. It's not a mystery why i post about the two of them combined. Also Discord is:1. Not a mare, not even a female.2. Ugly and annoying and should've DIED for what he did in S4.
>>43144606>>43144612I would eat discord’s bussy out tho
>>43144527Sorry about your thread, OP.
>>43144670Gay.
>>43144670straight.
>>43144702You can join too, I’ll leave his dick and balls for you.
>>43144712Ew, no thanks. I will stick to Glimmy and her toxic ponut.
>>43144556unf
>>43144556>Be you>Rearend some nigger>No visible damage on either vehicle, but the screeching sheboon still calls the cops>A fucking K9 unit pulls up>Two cops come out>One cop opens the back>No dog>Just a weird, small, lilac horse thing in a vest>Give your story and info to the cops>While they're trying to quell the negress, the horse thing just stares at you with it's dumb face>Quick check to make sure the cops won't be able to hear you"Fuck do you want?">Dumb horse's horn glows>You shudder and freeze as you feel your junk start tingling>jimmies.rustle>The horse keeps staring at you like a retard>It feels like getting jacked off by a ghost>Cop turns to you, starts asking more questions>You're twitching like a spaz from trying to keep composure while the freak horse keeps messing with your penor>Cops start getting antsy from your behavior>Get tased, fade to black>Wake up in jail cell>There's cum in your pants"Stupid horse."
>>43145221Unrealistic, she'd grab your nuts and make you treat her with respect instead.
>>43144527Yeah. But I'd be scared if she made me fight Twilight. I might even give up right away and beg for forgiveness. Don't wanna be turned into stone y'know.
>>43145221>rapeStarlight would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
no, because i'm not indian
>>43144527We all know she only has eyes for Tatsumi.
>>43145333>Tatsumi.Sunburst*My bad, mixed up the female obvious evil russian metaphors.
>>43145334>>43145333For what purpose
>>43145337I posted in the wrong thread the first time.
>>43145138Breed her
>>43144558t. sanest glimmernigger
>>43145230Glimmy is worth the risk.
I love this thread
>>43145314>mindbroken by glimmerfag hang yourself
>>43144527Anything for Glim, I'd even pour nacho cheese into Trixie's hat if she wanted me to.
>>43144574same tasks dogs have for white women.
>>43147168I’ll kill you, anon
>>43144527Jokes on her I'm too retarded to fall for hypnosis.
