Celestia wouldn't do this

Celestia would do this but only because Anon a huge cake-stealing faggot

Celestia would laugh purely on our futile attempts to entertain her. Our dread alone would make her pussy wet

>>43152998
Can I make a game out of this

>>43152998
unf cute sun whorse

>>43152998

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>>43153030
>The royal throne room was flooded with nobles and guards alike.
>Its was the start of the day.
>Which means its time for court.
>Which means before that, its time for Celestia's fool, Anon, to make her giggle.
>Never hard to do.
>Your existential dread is normally enough to make her laugh and nearly spit out her morning joe.
>"And now!" The courtroom official states, "The royal fool!"
>From around the corner you walk in, half-assed dressed and tired as shit from partying with those damned bat-mares all night.
"Ugh, shut the FUCK up!"
>You walk out, scratching you shoulders and yawning.
>Celestia is already giggling as she sees you.
>The officials mutter to themselves as they normally do.
>Judgemental faggots.
"Oh, what?? Just because I have a weird itch from last night and you don't somehow makes you better then me!?"
>One of the nobles feints in shock while others gasp sharply.
>Celestia is laughing loud as can be.
>You roll your eyes and take your leave.
"My jobs' done, fuck you all!"
>Celestia spits and laugh, nearly falling from her throne.
>Haven't seen her laugh that hard in weeks.
>Last time she laughed that hard she tried raping you that same night.
>Might have to keep the door locked.
>Either that or accept Misty Raven's invitation to play spin the bottle in the guardhouse with her and the other bat-mares on guard duty.
>Ugh...

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>>43153637
>Last time she laughed that hard she tried raping you that same night.
that is pretty funny, she's kind of a kidder like that tho
best princess for sure

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>>43153637
>Last time she laughed that hard she tried raping you that same night.
And here I was gonna say this green sounds like it belongs in Kinderquestria, KEK