>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."
I'm not alone anymore! Thanks Golly. <3
>>43153881>posted it again award
>>43153881Let me introduce you to my date, you little shit.
>>43153915You brought her a knuckle sandwich? Aw, that's nice, she was probably hungry.
>>43153889>posted it again award
>>43153919I don't think she likes it. Poor Golly!
>>43154075Maybe she doesn't like sandwiches, I dunno.
>>43153881I hope this bitch is fully aware and sentient in that petrified form, she deserves the eternal mental torture.
>>43153881NEVER ALONE, GOLLY! I have my toast!!
>>43154112That looks like some really good toast. You don't mind if I have it, do you?
>>43154112Why is that titled buttertoast.jpg when it's very clearly french toast?
>>43154178TOAST FOR YOU! BeHOLD my POWER!!
>>43154190Look at it go!
>>43154112Give Golly some toast too, for dutifully bullying you every Friday like a good friend
>>43153881You're never alone with a pone.
>>43153881120 Feet down now. You want a deeper prison?
quite so
yes im lonely
>>43154112mmm toast
>>43154225Yeah, wow.
>>43153881So?
>>43154190OMG!
Now there's two of them
>>43153881Cozy, the word golly hasn't been a popularly used word in Equestria for 80 years.I think we need to work on you sharing your happiness rather than summing it up in an outburst of one word and moving on.Are you ashamed of talking about what makes you happy because you think that it might make all the other ponies unhappy?Cozy, Anon's happiness might be depending on that they are not alone on a Friday but your happiness is no more or less pathetic than theirs. Ponies and people get hurt all the time and if that's what makes you happy you shouldn't be ashamed of admitting it. You know that hurting someone feels wrong but you also know that happiness feels right so you try to control them in these short bursts. These gollys. This expression of happiness that you feel is outdated by 80 years. It doesn't have to be that way, Cozy.
>>43155181and is this 120 Feet down in the room with us right now?
>All alone on a F-
>>43155658If they were together they wouldn't be alone.