What would it be like to have sex with a pony?
>>43158212What would it be like to have sex with OP's mom?
>>43158213What would it be like to have sex with YOU?
>>43158214HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW
>>43158213>>43158214You fuckers.
PRINCESS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>>43158218Actually, now that I think about it, what would it be like to have sex with you?
>>43158222>trips demands answers.Honestly? A mix of disappointment and just awkward overall really. Haven't gotten laid in well over twelve years and even that was one of only two times. May as well be a virgin.
>>43158228>sexhaverGet off my board.
>>43158231Aw fuck you're right. I almost forgot where I was.
>>43158238stay on my board if u know what i mean
>>43158212it would be extremely painful
>>43158212It would be nice.
>>43158239Um. No.
>>43158212It would be extremely sexual
I feel like it'd probably be a bit awkward due to the size difference but if you're good friends with a pony you can probably both laugh through it and have a fun time.
>>43158212their fur would be awkward, I don't even like holding my own cat
>>43158212bags of sand
>>43158212Thanks a lot.Now you’re going to have all the zoofags posting green again.
>>43158400thisponies better have softer coats than actual horses or im going to lash the fuck out at sweetie bell
>>43158212Smelly, and you’ll get pony aids
>>43158421Oh they're super soft.
>>43158212They would tease you thr whole time and call you horsefucker
>>43158212>With Earth ponyVery physical, lots of moaning, lots of loud plapping, goes on until exhaustion, your dick muscles ache afterward, her pussy muscles ache afterward.>With PegasusFun and sporty. Sex in spurts with lots of play in between. Lots of different positions tried. Think about sex as a kind of whimsical form of play. Something like that.>With UnicornVery passionate, very sensual. Lots of innuendo and clever word games, looks, and subtle gestures to build anticipation. Very artistic and kinky use of lingerie. Lots of foreplay. Sex itself is smooth and soft, but extremely satisfying.>With KirinJust buckle up, 'cuz you gonna experience some wild stuff.>With batponyGonna get into some degenerate territory. Things happen roughly, unpredictably, and without your permission.>With Crystal PonySparkly light shows during sex. Pleasure is refracted and magnified. You know how you might see multiple images when you look through a faceted crystal? Well, you're gonna feel the pleasure of multiple retracted images of yourself.>With SnowponyLike with an Earth pony, except more warm and floofy. A couple of weird spiritual ceremonies before sex involving pinecones, ice, fish, and carved bone before sex.
>>43158448>with unicorns Erm, based department?I wonder how it’d go with alicorns, maybe very dominating and controlling?
>>43158457>AlicornsI think it would be a combination of Earth pony, Pegasus, and Unicorn all rolled into one. Maybe it would tend toward one or the other depending on their mood.
>>43158301Yeah, i'd be a pretty tall green earth pony (even taller than big macintoh) and dashie would be small. unf
