To protect Equestria from humanity one human will be sent to cause the worst possible impression, thus banning any human from ever entering Equestria again. No belongings allowed except for one day's worth of snacks and two regular outfits (so no weapons or Samus suits). My lame choice is Caillou since he's certain to cause a minor diplomatic incident but refuse to resolve it. Plus he's even more emo than ponies are which is probably somewhat disturbing to them.>but he's just a kidHow new r u? Besides, knowing him he'll just claim to be a grown-up anyway.
>>43158501>To protect Equestria from humanity one human will be sent to cause the worst possible impression, thus banning any human from ever entering Equestria againwhy come up with crazy candidates for HiE when you already have Anon
>>43158501I will send myself. I will gun inside the mirror pool. The cum will come out but gravity will make it fall into the pool again. The semen will multiply.
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>>43158501>After one day of having to deal with that fuckass Caillou the ponies are absolutely turned off of the idea of mingling with humanity>But worse, it's not just the Ponies that hate this screeching faggot>Ponies, Griffins, Yaks, Changelings>They all come together as one>United by one purpose:>Destroy humanity to get rid of any other potential Caillous
>>43158501I'd send a horse in a suit. It would be horrifying. Imagine a big fleshy guy that looked sort of like a member of your species showed up and didn't say anything apart from grunts and yells? There's no coming back from that. Instant insanity.
>>43158872>It would be horrifying. Imagine a big fleshy guy that looked sort of like a member of your species showed up and didn't say anything apart from grunts and yells? There's no coming back from that. Instant insanity.>anon is scared of that conceptAnon, you may want to avoid looking up anything about a group of mammals called "primates"...
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>>43158501On the catalog it clearly shows the location of a pre-existing general for this thread.
>>43159364You will never be a janny
