Imagine being Rainbow Dash’s boyfriend
i'd rather be her coltfriend
i'd rather be rarity's boltfriend
>>43158885She’s a hooah
>>43158867God, it would be so awesome. She's so lovely!
What’s it like having a girlfriend that can beat you up?
>>43159368I say this
>>43158867Why would I want to image myself as Zephyr Breeze?
>>43159368>>43160342>For some reason Anon thinks Dash is Latina and bullies her for it
>>43158867If she doesn't peg me then she's not for me.
>>43160600Based
>>43158885wait a minute... SHE HAS NO PANTS or panties...
>>43160600what peg means
>>43160709google exists
>>43160600>>43160723lol you're a faggot
>>43160732>penetrate the anus of (a sexual partner) using a strap-on dildo
>>43158867You're either her number one fan or on most of the teams she is. Either way, most of your "dates" are just her soccer games. Romantic dinners equal out to protein shakes and whatever superfood some Youtuber is shilling lately, like "Control" - except for cheat daysYou probably have to massage her ego often, and she fights harder on the field if you're watching/on it with herShe tries to play tough around you harder than anyone, but on the flipside you're one of the few people outside of the girls and her family that she's willing to be vulnerable around if you two go the distanceIt wouldn't be so bad, I think
>>43160763
>>43160351Isn't barbiespic zephyr way older then nohoovesdash
>>43160831He certainly looks it, which is weird, because he should still be Fluttershy's little brother but he looks like he's in his late 20s
>>43160879Imagine grooming Dash
>>43160732>>43160738imagine not letting your waifu penetrate you with her dildo/cock in the most trad hetero way
you guys are fat losers who watch a pony show she wouldn't date any of you kek
>>43161419There’s always a chance
>>43161419 hereforgot to tell but...i'm trans!
>>43161782Literally nopony cares
>>43158867That also means you get to be Scootaloo's older brother in law.
>>43160831Can someone translate what Rajesh said here to proper american english?
>>43162110>FlaggotYou speak fartanese too, stop lying
>>43161782boymoder along with rainbow dash sounds cool but it also sounds gayer than 2 men kissing
I dated a Rainbow Dash for a year, it was great until her friends gaslit her into thinking it's terrible for her to date a guy 10 years older than her with no friends, family, education, career, or savings.
>>43162192>t. >>43160351
>>43162192That's not gaslighting that's basic fucking common sense
>>43162199imagine being so superficial
>>43162100Do I get to molest her?
I'm too afraid to compliment rainbow dash because what if she just started twerking on you haha
I’ll probably try to force her into some nerd shit she found lame (like TTRPGs or obscure indie games), maybe she likes it, maybe she doesn’t . Afterwards i probably will actually get into some sports with her, probably swimming since im somewhat ok at that.oh also pegging but i dont really care bout that
>>43163833She’s not black
>>43163833How can she twerk when she has no ass?
>>43158867>>43158885Would you if - she had one of the big 4 fetishes only women can have?
