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how big are the ponies? how do they act? are they slutty? kind? motherly? normal? are you a human? are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurite?

or some other deatails i missed
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>>43160023
ahhh wtf with this artist drawing them like marshmallow hamster cats
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>>43160023
my perfect Equestria is a Anonquestria where every pony, human, etc. is a Anon.
also im not a ant pls fix ur image
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
3 on the chart
>how do they act?
They all hate me
>are you a human?
yes
>are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurite?
A bit of fluff but not too much.
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>>43160023
I would like to go to regular equestria but with a little bit of main character energy that makes all the ponies slightly more drawn to me than they normally would be.
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
>>43160051
3-4 on his chart
>how do they act? are they slutty? kind? motherly? normal?
I would love it if they were kind. The sort of kind where you see them doing something fun and you ask to join and they're happy to include you.
>are you a human?
Yes, i want to be a pony in the world designed for ponies
are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurite? More or less show accurate even if maintaining a coat would be annoying
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>>43160023
JTRHNBR and my waifu has sex with me lol.
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>>43160051
This artstyle is so fucking ugly. Anyway, it'd be 3 because I want to actually be able to hold my mares and give them uppies.
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
Pretty god damn big, but im the biggest pony around.
how do they act?
All kind and they have their own unique personality even if it makes them a bit meaner or more shy than other ponies.
>are you a human, pony, etc.?
Unicorn pony with a green coat and a question mark cutie mark as I'm Anonymous.
>Are the ponies fluffy, realistic, or show accurate
Show accurate.
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>>43160023
>are they slutty?
Only this one
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>>43160100
Is it really NSFW if the artist only drew motion blur and you can't actually see anything?
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>>43160117
janitor sees anything naked, janitor deletes. so its better off cropped
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>>43160121
Done.
https://derpibooru.org/images/102034
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>>43160124
>artist:cold-blooded-twilight
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>>43160023
>implying beggars can be choosers
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>>43160127
Blame OP for choosing the image and not even downloading the full size image.
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>>43160023
>How big are the ponies
Unicorns range from 90-130cm.
Earth Ponies range from 95-140cm.
Pegasi range from 85-120cm.
Bat Ponies (they're real in my Equestria) range from 80-110cm.
This for the mares and from hooves to scalp, but for stallions you should take this and add 10cm to each.
Oh, and Celestia is 180cm.
>How do they act
Show accurate.
>Are they slutty
Not really. Even when they try to act sultry, it comes out pretty lighthearted. Extreme promiscuity like you see in 3DPDs is pretty much unheard of.
>Kind
You know it.
>Motherly
Only Earth Ponies are motherly by nature.
>Normal
What the fuck does that even mean?
>Are you a human
Yes.
>Are the ponies fluffy
Their level of fluffiness undulates with the seasons. During Summer their fur is pretty short and slick to the touch, but during Winter they are decently fluffy, but not in the exaggerate way a lot of fanart shows. Pegasi get the biggest Winter coats.
>Realistic
They don't like real horses if that's what you're asking.
>Show accurate
They have visible genitals, so no.
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>are you human
There is only one right answer to this question. Fortunately for us all mares are sluts for human dick
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>>43160152
>There is only one right answer to this question.
Yep, pony. Don't care about your delusional reply after.
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>>43160023
>>43160051

>how big are the ponies?
Some are 3, some are 4. Even in the show height wasn't entirely static.
>how do they act? are they slutty? kind? motherly? normal?
Normal, I guess? Getting babied or ground on by every Pony I meet sounds like it'd get old fast
>are you a human?
That's a hard question. I want to live a modest life and not be a circus sideshow everywhere I go, but I'm also pretty keen on having hands. I guess I could be a unicorn or even a Pegasus in a pinch
>are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurate?
I imagine 'show accurate' ones would be fluffy. Realistic would be a Hell reserved for only the most wretched of anons
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My turf war fatigue has evolved into turf war exhaustion.
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>Turf war starts
>"""Sunfag""" shows up
>Schizo obsessed with """sunfag""" somehow magically knows where he is and shows up seconds later
>Irrelevant image spam starts
Reminder that 99% of bad actors on this board are the same handful of people and basically you're a fucking retard if you can't see that
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>>43160067
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>>43160212
Based.
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>>43160212
Cringe.
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>>43160051
Around between 2 and 3 is the ideal size for regular ponies. I want to be able to rest my chin on their head while we're both standing.
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>>43160023
>>43160051
>how big are the ponies?
I reallllllllllly want them on the 1 to 2. I think that'd be cool...
>how do they act?
like this >>43160067, but also kind and everyone gets a smidge of motherliness cause that's hot
>Are you human?
Yes.
>are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurite?
somewhere between fluffy and show accurate
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
My waifu can change size according to how she feels (protective or submissive, etc.) Although I usually imagine this scenario when the pony is my familiar (and the only pony in the world I'm in).

>how do they act?
Neighborly, like the perfect friends in an imperfect world.

>are they slutty? kind? motherly? normal?
Depends on the pony, but all are way kinder than the average normalfag human. All ponies possess basic empathy and will feel remorse when they do something bad in a hasty decision or something.

>are you a human?
I'm a pony (re)born and raised in Equestria.

>are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurite?
Like in a dream, and since all my dreams are blurry in the details it doesn't matter much.
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>>43160023
4.5, show accurate, anonstallion
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>>43160148
I agree, except Celestia is 170cm, and stallions are about the same height as mares.

To add to your list:
Every pony has a unique fragrance (typically associated with their cutiemark)
Humans are viewed like >>43160067 said. Humans are also overall much stronger than ponies.
1:2 stallion to mare ratio in major cites and towns.
1:1 in more rural areas
Pony technology is show accurate
The ponies still sing, though not as much as they normally would.
Vegetarian alternatives taste better than the original.
Ponyville's job market is very easy going, and minimum wage is liveable.
No taxes (all government levels are supported mostly by donations)
Magic makes Equestrian healthcare extremely advanced.
No yaks
Season 2 Equestria
Cadance is a Pegasus, but still a princess
Luna and Celesia are queens
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>>43160023

>how big are the ponies?
>>43160051
probably around 4. I think the main thing (especially if i'm going as a human) is that the size of their heads is the same as the size of my head. Otherwise would freak me out a bit. I wouldn't mind 3 with size 4 heads though.

>how do they act
mostly canon but maybe with more relaxed dialogue. queen chrysalis, luna, and celestia should be like in the tamers vids though. If you try to swear around anypony else they'd just look at you funny.

>are you a human
no. and i would be cute. if i had to be a human i'd be some cryptid in the forest chilling with zecora at night.

>Are the ponies fluffy, realistic, or show accurate

Fluff is nice. Like fluffy realistic ponies, except their features are scaled around to enough to somewhat approach show-accurate. Big eyes but not that big. I think everything should be realistic enough that getting beamed into Equestria doesn't fry my brain/retinas with impossible shadows or the colours being really saturated.
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>>43160051
>>how big are the ponies?
>3 on the chart
>>how do they act?
>They all hate me
>>are you a human?
>yes
>>are the ponies fluffy? realistic? show accurite?
>A bit of fluff but not too much.
just fucking nothing but peak, idk how you do it anon, great post, looking forward to the next one
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>>43160023
there are a lot of shitty equestrias in this thread
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>>43160893
Bro really used ChatGPT to form his opinion
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>>43160995
Good thing nobody asked for your opinion then.
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>>43160995
>flaggot
Opinion discarded
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>>43160995
>flagGOD
opinion accepted
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>>43161552
Why are there so many of these types of posts on the board lately?
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Why are there so many of these retards like >>43161584 on the board lately?
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>>43160823
squeak
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>>43161584
Samefaggotry supporting shit opinions.
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>>43161620
Yes, we know you do that often so no need to announce it samefagger.
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>>43160023
Ponies are typical headcanon/canon proportions. Mares on average like 3 and something feet tall, celestia is like twice that at 6 feet.
Ponies act generally like how they do in the show plus how normal people at but a bit kinder and more pro-social in their behavior in general.
No rgre or herding shit. Ponies are like humans with sex, sex ratio is 1:1.
Ponies are whatever combination of show accurate and real physical 3d constraints means that are still just as cute with their idealized vaguely equine forms.
They eat eggs and dairy but not other animal products like in the show. Like in many fanfictions there are special stores and restaurants that do sell it however.
Technological development is how it is in canon. vaguely early 20th century western levels with some anachronistic adjustments thrown in to match how things are in canon.
In my headcanon the region Celestia actually rules is about 3000x3000 miles wide and tall or a bit smaller.
A lot of the later season stuff i specifically don’t like would not exist but it’s a lot of nitpicking little details so I won’t like them.
I guess I would be a pony.
The world map is generally how it is in canon.
I like the headcanon that ponies came from an ancient civilization called dream valley so that’s also true.
I have my own headcanon that the sky and celestial bodies are some sort of magical construct put in place intentionally or accidentally an extremely long time ago by some discord or grogar level villain which the unicorn and alicorn took control over. And that at some point in the future it will be dispelled or otherwise modified so that the true sky and heavenly bodies will be visible one day.
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>>43160995
Then please tell us what your supervisor preference is desu.
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>>43161012
>Bro really
You must be 18+ to post here, Regardless, why would specific posts be quoted if I did use AI?
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>>43160023

>how big are the ponies?
3 or 4
how do they act?
Kind and innocent
are they slutty?
Only during estrus. But they can be brought into the mood year round.
kind?
Yes
motherly?
To their foals, yes
normal?
Wtf does this even mean
are you a human?
Yes.
are the ponies fluffy?
Yes. Very pettable. Not furry levels of floof, but very soft.
realistic?
No. Cartoony and expressive
show accurite?
Yes. Except when ready for sex, then genitals suddenly visible.
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>>43162326
just let it go OP
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Gee wiz where'd all those posts go!
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
People szd.
>how do they act?
Diversely.
>are they slutty? >motherly?
Where appropriate.
>kind?
Certainly.
>normal?
According to whom?
>are you a human?
I refuse to have a preference. Amor fatying this bitch.
>are the ponies fluffy?
Fuzzy. Only snowponies are fluffy. On the other end of the spectrum, changelings are bald and it feels viscerally horrifying.
>realistic?
Real. How am I even supposed to imagine real beings being "realistic", like some hyperreality/trying too hard kind of nonsense?
>show accurite?
They are not Hasbro's property.
>or some other deatails i missed
Mysteries, adventures. Magic theory.
>>43160134
But also this, hard. Maybe I would freak out at first in a hyper-bosom plastic-tasting anthro floor tile schizoquestria, but holy shit.
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Very horsey.
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>>43161584
This is happening all over the site

>>43161730
1) If ponies are bigger than 4 or smaller than 4.5 according to that diagram, then your equestria is shit.
2) If ponies aren't show accurate, then your equestria is shit.
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>>43160023
I'd have a mix of G1, G2, G3, G4, and G5 style ponies coexisting. Also throw in some Wild Manes bimbo cows for good measure. Personality types would be diverse but generally good-natured and friendly. They'd be welcoming and happily include me in their activities. Pony size would vary somewhat, but no ridiculously tiny or huge extremes. As for me, I'd probably be a human, but I'd choose to be a less ugly version of myself.
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>>43162871
shit equestria
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
Small generally. I'm not particular about their size since I'll be a pony as well.
>how do they act?
Kind of silly. Mostly as they do in the show but more 'realistic'.
>are they slutty?
Some of them, probably. Free use is hot and all, but I think I'd kill myself if I had to live in a free use world.
>kind? motherly? normal?
Normal. Some are kind, some are motherly, some are neither.
> are you human?
No. I get the appeal, but I do like being part of the majority in society.
>are the ponies fluffly?
More than they are in the show. Kind of like cats desu.
>realistic? show accurite?
Not really. I think actual horses are funny, but not really appealing. I think there'd be more differences in 'model' than what the show has.
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>>43162872
You can have your own ideal Equestria, and I can enjoy my own shitty Equestria. Everyone is happy.
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
30 to 35 metres
I will not elaborate
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>>43162890
Please do.
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>>43162872
>Sueslopper thinking it knows what's good
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>>43162906
gay
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>>43162907
...but enough about your 2 dads
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>>43160023
>how big are the ponies?
their hips are at the level of my hips when both of us are standing JRHNBR
>how do they act?
very inclusive, probably concerned since I'm the only human there
>are they slutty?
some im sure but i'm not really the kinda guy who likes his waifu pre-fucked before marriage
>kind?
see above
>motherly?
towards me? fuck yes, mares are always maternal towards me like no tomorrow and it's awesome sauce or as the oldfags would say 'epic bacon'
>normal?
nah, it's ponies, they all got their own bit of autism it seems, cannon supports this, a little dash of /kinderquestria/ is cannon and i will die on that hill, emphasis on only a dash
> are you human?
of course, not a faggot like you
>are the ponies fluffly?
their cots are not coarse but they're not fluffy like cats are, if you pet them the hair is soft enough to be moved unlike actual rough horse coats IRL
>realistic? show accurite?
semi-realistic, hate to be the guy to say it, but they got clopician ass bubble butts, pic related, full teats, but their faces are seemingly more show accurate with their snout or whatever only being the littlest bit longer than you would expect but nothing crazy like IRL horses with their wicked shnoz they got goin on
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>>43160051
>how do they act?
>They all hate me

you ok bro?
also no they'd be neutral to us if anything and probably not bursting out into song every week also
anon would be a one episode lesson on friendship then become a background character
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>>43160023
Safer and kinder than the show. No irreversible damage or similarly bad things can happen to ponies, ontologically.
Ponies are slightly smaller than 4 ("canon" size) on the chart, and have a variety of mirthful, jolly personalities - it is simply not in their nature to have any elements of the dark triad. They also enjoy getting scritchies and belly-rubs and will sometimes even solicit you for uppies!
Season 1-2 setting, no EqG mirror, no yaks, no creatures, with one exception: changelings. They are the local troublemakers yoinking beloved items to feed off, but will quickly ditch stolen goods and flee after getting bapped with a rolled up newspaper.
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>>43164290
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>>43164290
>no creatures, with one exception: changelings
Griffons are cool IMO
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>>43163147
>you ok bro?
Yes.
>also no they'd be neutral to us
Speak for yourself
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>>43160212
god was made in faust's image
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>>43164787
UNF



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