>You plan on going rogue Special Agent Anonymous? Gonna sell our deepest secrets to the Gazelle Island Nation or tell the gryphons about how much gold we have in the treasury? Maybe free all the abominations in Tartarus to sow chaos across Equestria? Just so you know if that happens S.M.I.L.E. has given me permission to take you down, with force if necessary. Now come on lets go we got another mission to accomplish. An undercover one. I want you sticking close by me I dont want you out of my sight for a minute.
>>43163299Sorry, Agent Drops. It's time to penetrate Equestria's last layer of security.>rape
>>43163299Shut up, Meg.
>>43163299What mission, pray tell? I'm not helping glowniggers create fascist domestic terrorist cells. And I'm not selling drugs to kids, either.>inb4 need to know basisYep, that's the code for selling drugs.
>>43163299Do I at least get to give you plappies afterward?
>>43163299Alot of this is very specific and I didn't even know there were gazelles in Equestria. Did you just give away all of your plans Sweetie Drops or is this all some kind of diversion to your real ones?
>>43163299What? I was just going to propose to you. SEX WITH BON BON!
>>43163414Unf Bonnie plap plap!
>>43163446What if she told you this?
>>43163454>rape
>>43163303
>>43163299I'm going rouge to take down a rouge.
Why is Loira more popular than Bon Bon? Was this some kinda psyop all along?!
>>43164405>Why is the nice pretty pony more popular than the mean ugly pony?It's an enigma
>>43163299Ma'am this is Wendy's.
>>43164410Lyra isn't so nice. Putting up with her shenanigans would be annoying. Bon Bon is a grump, true. Some people would actually see that as a good thing.She definitely isn't ugly. If you say so, you hate mares because they can never be ugly.I'm just wondering why Lyra has a lot of fanart where she is alone but the same isn't true for Bon Bon. I think she has a lot of potential.
>>43164574Lyra has never called me a filthy monkeyBon Bon calls me a filthy monkey constantly and she gets so mad her face turns red whenever she sees me
>>43164669Uhhh bro, I think Bonnie has a crush on you.
>>43164669you're a filthy faggot. braeburn will rape you in the ass tonight homo.
>>43164574Slice of Life ruined Bon Bon.
>>43163454>What if she told you this?Son, that just gets me more erect.
I'm running a Tails of Equestria TTRPG campaign for two players; We're four sessions in, and it's going really well so far.I just finished developing a secret spy organization that tries to handle threats to Equestria before they become Mane 6's problem. They have magical gadgets developed by Doctor Hooves, and the organization is run by Director Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon. I call it "The Seventh Element".
>prompt thread turns into a imagedump by 1 faggotmany such cases
>oh boy sure is a great day to be a changeling I sure hope there's no secret agent ponies who specialize in snuffing fellas like me out haha
>>43164410>Lyra>nice pretty ponyLyroids unironically believe this btw
>>43164405Lyra was a cuter background character during season 1, and then it all spiraled from there. She was always jumping and smiling whenever you saw her, which made her stand out.
>>43163454I would simp for Spitfire instead, so it wouldn't matter anyways.
>>43165643All me btw.
>>43165643Welcome to /mlp/.
>>43166215Why the fuck are there two Bon Bons here? Must be a changeling infestation...
>>43166383That's just her twin sister Aon Aon
>>43166383it's a decoy
>>43166383You know how sometimes you just have to be at several places at the same time? There are three classes of solutions to this problem: weak-willed people solve it by refusing to be responsible and only choosing one thing at a time, inventive people invent time travel, and magical people just go ahead and exist at several places at once.
Sexy
>>43166513Just don't buy anything from her other sister, Con Con.
>>43166513Anon Anon? She's a nice green mare.
>>43166941Con Con is small fry compared to her older sister Don Don. You don't FUCK with Don Don.
>>43166976>Don Don.Jumbo Don mentioned
>>43166976True, I heard that from their French cousin, Hon Hon.
I want to come inside, Bon Bon!
I've never seen this mare before, is she supposed to be important? Should I know her?
>>43168004she was last seen with Jumbo Don. Must be a very important mare.
>>43163299>*Anon laughs maniacally*>Anon: "Why, my plan is so devilish Bon Bon that it would never even occur to the mind of a pony.">Anon: "Sure I'll work with you for now, but no matter how closely you watch me it will never hinder my master plan.">Anon: "In fact, you may find that the closer you watch me the closer you bring my plan to fruition, for you see, my grand scheme all along has been to... boop snoots.">Bon Bon: "You'll never get away with it!">Anon: "Oh but I already have Bon Bon! I already have! For you see, I am booping you now even now as we speak!"
>>43168004
>>43163299>Gazelle Island NationThat grazing land was promised to them by Celestia three thousand years ago!
>>43168004Her cover hasn't been blown yet, apparently. You will only know who she is IF she wants it.
>>43168343That's your mom? Cover BLOWN.
>>43168354>>43168956My load blown, all over Bonnie's plot, more like
>>43169146this but your mom
>>43169147
>>43170341Her face when I decide to propose to her all of a sudden (she was going to lock me up because I'm a green ape, a threat to Equestria)
>>43167838>hfw Lyra's human is trying to touch her ears with his weird claw
>>43170879That's a griffon...
>>43170879>Bonnie has the softest ears>She won't let you touch themThis is outrageous, it's unfair!
>>43171668What's she reading?
>>43163299For Equestria, Anon?
>>43163848It's amazing that a person can read a word spelled correctly and yet still somehow misspell the same word they just read.
>>43172655
>>43172657blep
>>43168075and then she noticed that Anon's pants had been off the whole time
>>43172655Don't mind if I do
>>43164669I make Lyra call me filthy horsefucking monkey because it makes me diamonds.
>>43174433Yeah, but you need to tell Lyra to actually do that. Bon Bon will do so on her own
>>43175498Bon Pone
More puns! More!
thanks based bonafied memberer
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>>43177224>Big Bon Bonlol she's fat
>>43177388>fat
>>43163299Ah ha ha! No Agent Bon, you have it all wrong. First, I was never on your side. From the very beginning, I was working for The CIA to move cocaine to Equestria!https://youtu.be/RIC2hIIIf3Q
>>43174433Lyra calls you a dirty monkey because it gets you offLyra's wife calls you a hairless, warmongering, half-legged, banana sniffing ape who started the spread of pony pox, because she's racist and hates youOnly one of these mares are based.
>>43177741>she's racist and hates youand that gets her off
>>43177388Just means more BonBon to love.
>>43178811>Confirm that, I found Jumbo Don out in the wild.
>>43179300I need more context for this
>>43179512She's a hooker. She hooks.
>>43177141the name's bon bon bon
>>43183399Imagine smelling her musky suit haha
>>43183898Imagine her breaking your neck haha
I can't get into Bon Bon because she just sounds like a mild mannered, milquetoast Pinkie Pie. Same with Lyra sounding like a more mellow Rainbow Dash.
>>43184426
>>43186402Bon beam
>>43187463How powerful is she really? She has to deal with monsters and dangerous creatures on a daily basis. Of course she may just use her brains or special gadgets to get the job done, still she's got that earth pony strength, probably knows hoof-to-hoof combat. What or who could she defeat, realistically? Give me your headcanons
>>43187734manticores
>>43187734not as strong as Jumbo Don. She needs to work on her strength on that.
>>43188627Curse of Jumbo Don
>>43188652
>>43172365still no answer to thisshame
>>43190688this is just a necrobump thread, literally nobody uses it except for the solo imagedumper to speed up the board.
>>43190690used to be a long time before a bump was considered necroing a threadbut what do i know
>>43189701Bon butt
>>43190688What was the question supposed to be? I don't get it.
>>43190787see you again in a hour or two when you respond to yourself
>>43190690To what end?
>>43190797well obviously to kill threads the said imagedumper doesn't like, duhh.he also makes repeat threads likehttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/BMY-EB7ewy4Uy-DaROpXHg/type/op/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/Dzgqi8h_xh7CZxNyKiJJ_Q/type/op/which at least if you see those threads with literally the same image and text you'll know he's up to something again. All I know is that if you make a thread that has a mare on it then he will hijack the thread even if its a prompt thread just to imagedump when he is going for a thread to kill.
>>43188932Bonoculus
>>43190808I guess we could discuss the mare and maybe write some shitty wish fulfillment greens about her.What's her smell profile? For me it's blueberry, banana and fresh bakery.How does it feel to touch her coat?
>>43192166There was a thread about fragrance boards about a month ago, I just can't find it rn.Obviously she would be very soft and pleasant to touch. Usually she isn't in the mood for cuddles and won't let you pet her.
>>43172365More like, for Equestria, Bon?
>>43192166>For me it's blueberry, banana and fresh bakery.exactly what i was thinking>How does it feel to touch her coat?smooth
>>43192375https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43145345/ Here you go.
>>43192864Thank you, anon
>>43163299how the fuck is a featherless biped supposed to pull off an undercover mission in cartoon horse land?
>>43196864
>>43196931>not even covering the buttmarksloppy job, horssad.
>>43202934AWOOOOOGA SEX WITH BON BON EARTH PONY PUSSY PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>43203644Ooo
>>43203998lick
>>43195871Lyra about to get corrected
