Is there really anything wrong with clopping?
There needs to be an adblock but for dogshit worthless threads on the catalog
It's only wrong if it's b&thro
>>43167349Yeah you go to hell
>>43167349Stop masturbating.
>>43167349
>>43167443Celestia would never tell me to stop... well okay she might but that's probably more the subject matter rather than the act being wrong.
>>43167443Make me
>>43167459She needs to slow the fuck down.
>>43167463I disagree
>>43167469She's gonna give herself a friction burn!
>>43167349No, clopping is a force for good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1bgYphYsw
I just think a lot of clop looks silly.
>>43167443This. It sucks out your soul.
>>43168377>s-stop mastubating so you can... uh... umm... J-JUST STOP M-MASTURBATING NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!No.
>>43167349>>43167435Masturbation is a release valve that prevents you from going crazy. As long as it's not too much to prevent you from working or doing what you need to do, it's not a problem lmao
No. Mares are hot and you should not feel ashamed clopping to them.
>>43168383I'm working on it!
>>43168511You should try to not use AI for 3 months.
>>43167349Yes, Exodus 22:19-20
>>43168531>believes clop art is bestialityTourist fuck off
>>43168511if I don't clop I'll just play video games but since I'll likely get stuck and frustrated I'll search for a way to calm my nerves and if I can't clop I'll do the next best thing which is shit up the board so your request for us to cease our clopping is just asking for more shitposts and slide threads
>>43168531true
>>43168531Women act more bestial than mares so that's clearly describing them.
>>43168627>I'll just play video gamesWhat vidya do you play?
>>43168531But that's old testament, surely Jesus has an out for us
>>43168511>don't do it for 3 months. If you can't = addicted.It's called having a normal sex drive.
>>43168531>m-muh skydaddy s-says it's ba-Don't care. Clopping to mares.>b-but I-Don't care. Clopping to mares
>>43168950Based Strawberryfag.
>>43168950>Strawberryfag or one of his impersonators is actually based for once
>>43168977First of all, I'm the real deal. Second of all, I'm ALWAYS based.
>>43168938are you retarded? semen retention literally makes you produce more testosterone because of libido detox (just like dopamine detox but for libido, good thing), because your body understands that you're preparing your semen for a real woman. Less ejaculations - more testosterone. Testosterone accumulates over time
>>43168993>real woman
>>43168993>Pseudoscience babble Stop talking
Religionfags coping hard ITT
>>43168993How about you do a retarded post detox and shut the fuck up?
>>43168993they were not ready for this truke
>>43169018Samefag
>>43169012Celestia says there's no wrong way to fantasize which means that if people wanna fantasize that not fapping is morally righteous then that's just fine.
>>43167349MLP fans still get shit from furfags, faggots and women too because they still see themselves on a moral high ground because they jack off to characters from "family movies", not "cartoon meant for little girls", so that apparently means they are automatically better than bronies, even though in this pic you can even see how they are thirsting for the fucking lion from Narnia. That's as realistic as you can get.So no, In a world full of hypocritical faggots and puritans, there isn't anything wrong with it. Quite the opposite, it is your moral duty to clop as much as possible.
>>43169012objectively it's better to be a normie who puts a fake mask in public than a basement dweller who jerks off to .pngs alone.Do you not see a problem of being outcasted from the real worlds?If someone finds out that you find ponies sexually attractive, your social circle will label you as a zoophile and there's no way back. Not my opinion, this is actually a thing. They don't even find furries that problematic because furries jerk off to creatures that resemble a human, which means it's less of an animal and more of a human.Do you really want to die alone, in misery? Do you really not value your ancestors and will make sure your entire bloodline ends on you? If 80 IQ pajeet bronies can bang beautiful pegasisters and live with them happily, why can't you? Sad>inb4 "MY WIFE IS A PONY!"Nothing can save you at this point.
>>43169045I remember even Instagram faggots were seething about cute Twilight plushie just because her legs were in a bit different positions. Instantly "muh gooner pedo zoophile" accusations. I don't clop just because i fucking love MLP porn but also because i wan't to spite these normies.
>>43169053>Do you not see a problem of being outcasted from the real worlds?Since the real world is insufferably shit, not really.
>>43169056my little ponies were always slutty fucking normies
>>43169012As per usual.
>>43169260She needs more ass.
>>43167349I explicitly clop to human x my waifu and self-insert because it's the closest I can experience to intimacy with her until I get a lifesize.
>>43169053I've already found that 3dpdemons aren't worth the effort or investment, you'll come to discover it too someday. I'd like kids but bringing them into this world with someone I don't really like isn't an idea I'm keen on. Mares mog 3dpd in every way.
>>43167349I explicitly clop to pony self insert x my waifu and self-insert because im cumming in my waifu everyday.
>>43169260tailbows are something that was massively lacking in G4
>>43169053>If 80 IQ pajeet bronies can bang beautiful pegasisters and live with them happily, why can't you?Because I'm not an 80 IQ pajeet.
>>43169053Objectively it would be better if you shut up and killed yourself, yet here we are reading your retarded esl post.I do not care what normies think. I do not care what women pretend to think. I don't care about your fake skydaddy. You can shut up now.
>>43170425mare fair wonyou lost schizo
>>43170434Hmm nah. I still won.
>>43169053arguably, people already assume you're sexually attracted to animals if you say you're a brony. remember: our biggest cultural export is the rainbow dash cum jar
>>43170445And it is glorious.
>>43170445>arguably, people already assume you're sexually attracted to animals if you say you're a brony.this is exactly why I'm gatekeeping my pony interest from family. I'm actively trying to hide it and minize the risks of someone finding it out. Yeah I feel miserable, but the joy ponies give me overshadows this
>>43170637same herei hope marefair still exists by the time i move out
>>43170647Hopefully it won't. Mare Fair has done nothing positive for the board.
>>43169053>do you not see a problem of being outcasted from the real worldsESL much. Also, the real world has become a disgrace and insult. Can't afford shit unless you move to a third world hellhole, most relationships have a 50/50 shot at ending in a financially ruinous divorce or becoming a loveless union of abuse and toxicity. There's no lands left to conquer or buy, there's no great shared ideal to pour your life into. Even if you get to make some kind of legacy via artwork or music or sculpting it will be dismantled by vulture capital within 5 years of your death.>if someone finds out that you find ponies sexually attractive, your social circle will label you as a zoophilemy non-pony friend group knows and I'm just 'the weird one' in a host of weird ones, in the era of LGTVBBQ+ shit like that means nothing.>do you really want to die alone, in miseryI want to take a remmington to the woods when I'm in my 60s so my later years aren't spent sucking the soul and money from those younger then me.>do you really not value your ancestorsMy recent ancestors (IE last 100 years) were either religiously abusive or ignore-the-kids abusive, they can get bent. My long ago ancestors would not have partaken in this doomed world.
>>43167349No, it's been normalized a lot.
>>43167451do you recall when she said this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG2IE4L0Rcs
>>43170675She wouldn't say that if she thought fillyfuckers were a thing.
>>43170684Celestia forces me to fuck fillies though
>>43170699Now that's a claim that's gonna get you in big trouble when she finds out you made it.
>>43170702It's true though
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