>>43173194
Clothes? Ponies don't need them since I'm a pony as well... Oh well I suppose a suit w/ red tie would look nice on me actually.

>>43173194
damn OP you suckin' more cock than usual
you ok?

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>>43173194
>You know Anon I change my mind. Take your clothes back off. Everypony wants to see that. Just stay nude in Equestria, and forever if possible. Please for Faust’s sake just don’t…I think I need to clean my squash soup with a mop.

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>>43173228
>pinkie with cute dress
CELESTIA DAMN UNFFFFFFF

>>43173194
I told you. I warned you. But you just had to keep pushing. So just remember, this is on you, not on me.

>>43173261
How edgy, coldsteel.

>>43173194
>Anon.
>Put your dick away, Anon.
>I'm not having sex with you right now, Anon.

>>43173322
I'm just too erect and it takes time to go back to the sheath, okay Pinkie?

>>43173322
>you're invited to a spa day with your friends
>they've been trying to get you comfortable with not wearing clothes
>when you finally undress, they think you're dropping and get all awkward
>"Gee Anon, I didn't know you liked us that much... heh..."
>they never invite you to a spa day ever again
>fuck

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Oh no, well fuck, you've essentially shat on why I wanted to go in the first place and now that you've established they aren't excited to see me naked I dont' want to go anymore, damn

>>43173194
dammit and I shaved just for you :(

>>43173336
Your sole reason to be interested in Equestria was because you want ponies to be enthusiastic about your body?

>>43173194
:(
>*zipper noise*

>>43173228
:)
>*Unzipping noise*

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>>43173228
>"I think I need to clean my squash soup with a mop."
Makes you wonder how the mop feels.

A naked human probably looks like a naked rat to ponies

>>43174270
Naked rats are cute. Maybe they'd think naked men are cute?

>>43174289
Some ponies will think naked humans are cute. Mainly Fluttershy.

>>43173329
Do horses really mentally control their dicks tho?

>>43174367
horses be talking to their dicks like they mr ed

>>43173194
I'd be a pony so this wouldn't ever happen.

>>43174713
What if you're an ugly pony?

>>43175156
>rape

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>>43175162
checks out

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>>43173194
>Still reeling from her attack on your nakedness, you gaze down at the fidgety pink pony that's seated at your feet.
>It wasn't just what she said, but how she said it. Blunt. Like she was imitating her sister Maud.
>And it came out of nowhere too.
>You've been naked with her for this sleepover party all evening (her idea, not yours) and she never seemed to have a problem with it.
>In fact, she kept sneaking peeks at your dick when she thought you weren’t looking.
>To be honest, you were kind of hoping that she was into you.
>You figured if any pony around here was going to take a chance at fucking the human, it was probably going to be this weird little pink sweetheart.
>But then the second you tried to leave, she was jumping off of the bed and trotting to get between you and her bedroom door.
>You were just about to tell her that you weren't actually going to go out naked, that you were only joking around with her, when that shit spilled out of her mouth.
>Now, you're speechless.
>And the only sound that’s in the room is coming from her nervously tapping her two front hooves together.
>Clip clop, clip clop.
What's with you? I thought this was what you wanted.
>"It is."
>She shakes her head to keep herself from staring at your dick.
>"I mean, it was."
>Shake, shake.
>"I mean..."
>Not knowing what she means, she scrunches her muzzle and falls silent, her eyes doing their best to avoid yours.
>And your dick.
Pinkie.
>Shake, shake.
>"Yeah?"
All this time I've known you, you've been telling me that I should stop wearing so much clothes, that it's weird how I wear more than every pony else—even more than Rarity.
>"I know."
It was your idea to have a naked slumber party tonight instead of what we planned. You only told me about it when I was at the door.
>"I know..."
You wanted this.
>"I know!"
>Shake.
>"Believe me, I know, Nonny. It's just..."
What?
>"Well, you said that you were gonna go to the store to get us some more root beer."
Yeah.
>"Don't you think that maybe you should put your clothes back on before you do?"
>Clip clop, Clip clop...?
Pinkie.
>"Yeah?"
Did you really think I was going to go to the store naked?
>"Well, yeah. I mean, you said you were, and I didn't see you grab any of your clothes as you were--"
My backpack is still downstairs.
>"Wait. What?"
I set it down by the front door when I got here, but the second you saw me, you started pulling me up to your room before I could grab it again.
>"I... did not remember that."
And you kept trying to pull my shirt off with your mouth.
>"That I remember,” she says, with pinker cheeks than before. “I’m sorry you almost fell down the stairs, by the way."
It’s fine. But, yeah, I wasn’t going to just leave without putting on something first.
>"You mean you weren't going to go out in your birthday suit after all?"
>Her smile slowly begins returning.
>"You were just joking."
Yes, Pinkie, I was just joking.

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>>43175861
>"Then in that case, so was I. I don't want you to put your clothes back on, Nonny."
Just as long as I'm staying here, right?
>"Well, duh!"
Don't know what that says about you.
>"Huh. Me neither."
Guess you just like how weird I look.
>"Oh, Nonny, no.” She folds her ears. “You don't look weird."
>Nothing is said. Your silence convinces her that she isn't very convincing.
>Her eyes begin to wander, exploring your body.
>Shake, shake.
>"Okay, maybe you look a little weird," she says, looking you in your eyes again.
Gee, thanks.
>"But that's not always a bad thing. Some ponies just look a little weird sometimes. It doesn't mean we can't still be friends. Just look at me and Rainbow Dash."
What's wrong with her?
>"Nothing, if you can't see her underbite."
I've never noticed.
>"Really? It's super noticeable to me. Don't say anything to any pony else, but sometimes Applejack calls her shovel chin."
You don't talk about cleaning your eyes with soap whenever Dash is around.
>"Well I'd have to take my eyes off of her first to do that, and she gets mad whenever some pony isn't watching her, or paying attention to her, or--"
Okay, Pinkie, I get it. You can stop now.
>"What's wrong?"
Nothing.
>"It doesn't seem like nothing. It seems like a something to me. A great big something that your dear ol' friend Pinkie Pie wants you to talk to her about."
Just stop trying to make me feel better, okay? I don't want to talk.
>"What if I want to talk?"
Then nothing's new.
>”You got me there.”
Yeah. Nothing’s new, and I stay clothed forever.
>"Nonny.” Her voice grows softer. “You know I was just joking when I said that stuff earlier, don't you?"
It didn't sound like you were joking.
>"Well... maybe I was only half-joking, but I didn't mean it in a bad way, I promise."
You can go clean your eyes with soap now.
>"Oh, I wasn't actually gonna do that. That already happens to me every time I try to wash my mane in the shower."
Well maybe I'll go, then.
>"Why?"
I just want to put my clothes back on without you joking around.
>"...Nonny?"
What.
>"I don't want you to be mad at me."
I'm not mad at you.
>"It seems like you are. I'm really sorry if I said something that hurt your feelings."
Let’s just drop it.
>"Do you accept my apology?"
Sure.
>"You don't sound sure."
I'll be fine.
>”You promise?”
Sure.
>”I shouldn’t have said that stuff to you. I wasn’t thinking straight.”
It’s okay.
>”No it’s not.”
Pinkie, it is. I'm not going to pretend that I didn't already know how I looked, you know?
>"Not really..."
Whatever. I'll be fine. Just give me back my clothes.
>As you reach out to grab your pants, she pulls them close to her chest, turning away from you slightly and wrapping herself with her tail like it’s a curly pink blankie.
>"Not until I hear you say that we're still friends."
Are you going to make me chase you?
>"If I have to."
I'll just go downstairs and put my pajamas on if you’re going to prolong this.

>>43175861
Yooo, no way! Anon just sucked that marecock!

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>>43175872
>"But I don't want you to leave. I'm sorry I said those things to you. I only did it because I thought you were going to go outside naked.”
Well, don’t worry. I’m not gonna traumatize any other ponies but you.
>"Good, because I don't want just any pony else to see you like that."
Yeah, because no pony wants--
>"You can’t be naked for any pony else but me!"
>She's fiddling with her hooves now, staring downwards as she gently twirls them together.
Pinkie? What do you mean?
>"Nonny, I... like the way you look...."
>She looks up at you.
>Shake, shake.
>Then, eventually, she meets your eyes.
>"But the truth is, even if I do like looking at you in your birthday suit, I don't know if every pony else will. That’s why I got scared when you said you were going to go out like that.”
Thanks a lot, Pinkie, but I can take care of myself just fine.
>”I know. And I shouldn't have called you weird all this time for wearing clothes. I should let you be comfortable with who you are, even if I'd rather have it this way.”
You’re saying you want to keep hanging out with me naked?
>”Uh-huh.”
You have to admit that that’s kind of weird.
>”Is it at least good-weird?”
I don’t know, Pinkie, but you definitely are.
>”Thanks. You are too. You’re good-weird, Nonny, and I worry sometimes that not every pony likes that as much as I do. I guess I just didn’t know how to say that at the time.”
>Her ears fold in shame as she holds out your pants for you.
>"Can you ever forgive me?"
>You kneel down and grab your pants, and then pull the little pink pony in for a hug.
>She seems surprised at first, her entire body is stiff; but soon she leans into you and hugs you back, digging her snout into the crook of your neck.
I forgive you.
>”Thank goodness.”
>She gives your neck a big sniff before she lets you go, her tail spinning wildly like a gleeful helicopter blade as she bounces backwards.
>”Wow! Nonny, you smell just like bubble gum.”
I think that’s you.
>”Oh, yeah.” She giggles. “I guess I’m not exactly sure what you smell like, but I know what you look like now.”
>She smiles as her eyes slowly move up and down, trailing the length of your body.
>”And mama Pinkie likes what she sees.”
Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.
>Shake, shake.
>”Okay!”
>She pulls a camera out from her mane and quickly snaps a photo of you, blinding you with the flash.
>You’re still seeing spots as the picture prints out from a little slot at the bottom of the camera.
>She takes the photo in her mouth, holding it between her teeth, as she says:
>”I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick after all.”
>She trots in there and slams the door behind her, pulling it shut with her tail.
>A second later, it briefly opens back up.
>“Don’t leave, I’m just washing my eyes real quick!”
>She looks down with glee at the picture of your nakedness for a moment before she starts giggling to herself.

>>43175878
>Then she shuts the door.
>Now that she’s gone, there’s finally a quiet moment for you to think.
>Pinkie Pie likes seeing you naked.
>She even seems to like your dick.
>You feel… exposed.
>But in a good way.
>Until Rainbow Dash goes flying by Pinkie’s window and gets an eyeful of your ass.
>The two of you lock eyes for a moment, shock clearly painted on her face, immobilizing her.
>Then she glances down at your dick as it twitches.
>Shake.
>She snorts, trying to hold back her outburst—”Wah-ha-ha!”—but quickly fails.
>”Anon, put some clothes on!” she screams between wheezing fits of laughter. “You look like a big naked rat.”
>Doubling over, while still hovering in the air, Rainbow Dash closes her eyes and holds her sides as they split apart.
>You open the window and toss your dirty underwear at her.
Hey, shovel chin!
>”What did you call–?”
>Your undies land on top of her head, with the crotch sagging down between her eyes.
>She freaks out.
>”Agh! Anon, you’ll pay for that!” she screams, charging at you.
>You stick your tongue out at her before closing the window, just in time for her to accidentally flatten her face against it.
>As she’s smooshed up against the glass, you finally get a good look at Rainbow Dash’s underbite.
>And Applejack was right, that thing is huge.
>But it’s also kind of cute.
>Weird, but in a good way. Just like Pinkie.
>You’re still gonna start calling her Rainbulldog Dash after this though.

>>43175876
p sure mares with flares is ded

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>>43173194
Sorry Pinkie, it's been like that my whole life. I sort of forgot they mutilated me at birth.

>>43175892
Antisemitism is not allowed on 4chan.

>>43175892
It's okay, Twilight's working on a spell to get you your sheath back.

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>"I think you should stay naked Anon. The fact that it makes you uncomfortable makes me moist."

>>43175902
thanks Maud, now give me a hoof to hoof high five now or I'll >rape

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>>43175912
Maud does the raping around here Anon.

>>43175884
Kek. Thanks for making me want to bang Pinkie more, anon.

Bump

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>>43176701
You could, I dunno... contribute something. Maybe come up with a silly prompt or just a reply to someone else's post. Anything, really.

>>43176705
I'm gonna >rape (You) and turn that frown upside down. Will that make you happy, grumpy-grump-pants? Also that's a nice contribution you made to the thread yourself, faggot

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>>43177097
Not if I rape you first, friendo.
>t. Pinkie