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Anonymous

What happened? 04/12/26(Sun)17:36:28 No.43173736

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What happened? Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:36:28 No.43173736 Archived

I recently told my friends how hot I think Rainbow Dash is. Her raspy voice her cocky attitude alongside her sweet affectionate shy and sensitive side it makes her so fucking hot I want to fuck her so hard she has no choice to admit she loves me and wants to get married with me and be with me forever and have lots of fillies But now since I've told my friends that they have stopped talking to me do I say something weird or wrong?

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:38:50 No.43173742

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:38:50 No.43173742

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>>43173736
Wait your turn, fag.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:39:30 No.43173747

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:39:30 No.43173747

>>43173736
>Rainbowfag
You went full retard. Never go full retard.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:40:12 No.43173750

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:40:12 No.43173750

>>43173736
>do I say something weird or wrong?
Yes. Say the weirdest, wrongest thing you can think of, it's the only way to save the friendship.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:45:52 No.43173760

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:45:52 No.43173760

>>43173736
Big if true

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:48:45 No.43173768

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:48:45 No.43173768

They're just embarrassed because they all like Rarity more.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:50:36 No.43173774

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:50:36 No.43173774

>>43173768
>Rarity
HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:57:45 No.43173799

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:57:45 No.43173799

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>>43173736
I got my first job as a software developer last month, and out of the blue, my coworkers started talking about some cringelord brony from my country. But I didn’t react at all and just acted naturally.

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:58:39 No.43173804

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:58:39 No.43173804

>>43173750
>Say the weirdest, wrongest thing you can think of
I DON'T want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)17:59:04 No.43173805

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)17:59:04 No.43173805

>>43173799
>didn't react at all and just acted naturally
Fake
>software developer
Gay

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)18:01:22 No.43173817

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)18:01:22 No.43173817

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what the FUCK happened to being a chill horsefucker nigga that doesn't let his spaghetti spill out of his fricking pockets, huh? YOU HAVE DISGRACED US!

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)18:03:14 No.43173823

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)18:03:14 No.43173823

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>>43173804

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)18:30:10 No.43173882

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)18:30:10 No.43173882

>>43173817
fuck im falling down all these stairs
it keeps happening

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)18:30:54 No.43173883

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)18:30:54 No.43173883

>>43173736
Rainbow_Based.png

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)18:50:16 No.43173911

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)18:50:16 No.43173911

>>43173805
>Fake
>Gay
why

Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)21:58:58 No.43174242

Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)21:58:58 No.43174242

>>43173736
As someone who also thinks rainbow dash is hot, yes, you did something weird.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)00:11:15 No.43174374

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)00:11:15 No.43174374

>>43173805
It is very much gay while simultaneously being fake

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)00:19:36 No.43174379

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)00:19:36 No.43174379

>>43173882
I warned you about stairs bro

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)00:38:11 No.43174392

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)00:38:11 No.43174392

>>43174374
it's true

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)05:28:45 No.43174734

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)05:28:45 No.43174734

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>>43173736
No, they are weird for not liking a cute mare like Rainbow Dash.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)09:51:50 No.43175035

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)09:51:50 No.43175035

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OP, you fucked up by going into any detail beyond casually mentioning you quite like Blue Fast during a conversation about fictional characters.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)09:53:57 No.43175036

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)09:53:57 No.43175036

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Bullshit, you don't have any friends

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)15:06:01 No.43175549

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)15:06:01 No.43175549

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>>43173799
kek I work with you, you're the new Java guy
I had my suspicions during interview, you'd have much higher chances at hiding your power level if only you didn't say "nopony" during weekly standup
bring dunkin' ponuts for the team this week and I won't tell anypony

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)18:54:29 No.43176110

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:54:29 No.43176110

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>>43173883

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)19:00:22 No.43176133

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)19:00:22 No.43176133

>>43175549
Please let this be real. I want to believe.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)19:15:38 No.43176169

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)19:15:38 No.43176169

>>43175549
I freaked out for a moment, but there’s no way it could be me
>if only you didn't say "nopony" during weekly standup

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:37:42 No.43176451

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:37:42 No.43176451

bump

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)06:27:14 No.43177006

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)06:27:14 No.43177006

>>43176974
why so rude