>Hey Anon, you know what I'm at the perfect height for~?
Sucking my toes?
>>43175203Shut the fuck up bitch where are my tendies
>>43175203bitch be a size of a ant
Is it a three day weekend?
>>43175203Sure do.>gets on her back and rides her like a horsie
>>43175203For comfy cuddles.
>>43175203ROADA ROLLA DA! MUDA MUDA MYDA!
>>43175203>not JTRHNBQ You’re not the perfect height twilight
>>43175203>Hey Anon, you know what I'm at the perfect height for~?https://derpibooru.org/images/2947501
I sure do!
>>43175364this
>>43175414That seems out of character for her.
>>43175364Best post
>>43175496>is always the quiet onesNah. It's perfect. Fuck your local nerd
>>43175364This dude's art makes me want to kill myself
>>43175203lifting with my hoof
>>43175507You're gonna be so disappointed when you make it to Equestria.
>>43175203*squishes* Small purple bug.
>>43175526Same. Its such perfection. It reminds me of the things I'll never have.
>>43175203My best friends GF said this to me once while he was in our presence. Everyone was a little drunk but even despite that I noped the fuck out. No wonder she cheated on him later on. Don't trust girls who say shit like Twilight just did.
>>43175364>>43175526>>43175546based twifag drawfag
>>43175203Getting the TV remote that fell under the couch?
>>43175820She could be any height and be able to do that, anon. She has magic.
>>43175826Then I dunno, raid Rarity's bathroom and steal all her expensive shampoos?
>>43175826Can she levitate things she can't see?
>>43175836Like your dad?
>>43175836She can probably levitate the couch for extra-easy access.>>43175835I don't think that's height-dependent either...
>>43175836She makes my dick rise all the time and we're not even in the same universe.
Relevant comic.
>>43175851Then I don't know, college football? Is she the right height to be a good running back or something?
>>43175904I think she's implying that she's really good at limbo dude.
>>43175904She's the perfect height to hide under your bed at night and scare you when you get up.
>>43175911That makes sense, she would be the kind of pony to be entertained by limbo>>43175917>spoilerYou evil evil man, now I'll have nightmares about that
>>43175958If it makes you feel any better, she'll definitely feel guilty after startling you and will give you a big apology hug.
for this?
>>43175203Horse waifu tossing!
>>43175203For lifting you up with my unicorn magic! Weeee~!
>>43176058It'd be so much fun to carry a pegasus around. I suspect it'd be a little hard to do with a full-sized pony but I'd do it with Scootaloo all the time.
>>43176064
>>43176101POV: twilight sparkle
>>43176101Hey, gentle!
>>43176111She's angry because you're stupid
>>43176109>POV you don't know how POV works
>>43176118>POV: I made you mad :)
>>43176116I'd try my best to only moderately exasperate Twilight, I don't think I could survive getting thrown around by her magic.
>>43175203You want upsies?
>>43175203ooh ooh I know, Headpats!
Is it bad if she starts making cat noises?
>>43176235Anon...run
>>43176242I stand my ground...
>>43176242It's too late she's curled around me and whenever I try to stand up she uses her telekinesis to make me sit back down.
>>43175526>>43175538It's been over a decade of "tfw no ponk" for me and now the fact that I'm even able to imagine such wonderful things about her is the treasure to me. The possibility of fantasy is the joy, and the impossibility of having them in reality is arguably what makes it all so mystical and enrapturing. Just being able to sit there and dream about your favorite pony is a gift in of itself.
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>>43176647go on anon, prepare the slop.
>>43176118you think that's bad, try watching people use inb4
>>43176650>twilight sits on top of your kitchen table>"Oatmeal please!"you groan and head to the stove, getting a batch ready and putting the bowl in front of her>she looks down at it for a couple seconds>then those big purple eyes focus on you again>she's pleading>"Can you cut up fruits too?">you grab an apple, a couple strawberries and some blueberries out of the fridge>the apple and strawberry get roughly chopped, then you go to dump them into the oatmeal>a magical barrier forms over the bowl>they spill onto the table>"T-they're not supposed to go in! They're separate!""then why the fuck would i cut them up">"Because I like them cut up!">she looks down at the scattered fruits>then at you>"...Do you think you could cut some more? Please?">motherfucker
>>43176667>the ponies just use Anon for his opposable thumbs and fine motor skills>yeah they could just use magic but wanted to find excuses to bother Anon with menial tasks
>>43176667Good gren.Write more plz
>>43175203
>>43176667goddammit Twilight, what the fuck is her problem?she's lucky she's qt
>>43175203>know what I'm at the perfect height for~?Cleaning all your purple horse hair out of the shower drain?
>>43177232She just loves you and thinks it's extra special when you do it.
>>43176667based and müslipilledthough why would you eat it separate
>>43177509She's a strange pony.
>>43176667>spill onto the table>could cut some more? Please?This is what having a pet is like.
>>43177567You wouldn't own a pony, would you?
>>43175203vaginal sex
>>43177576Actually ponies are a little short for that if we're going off canon sizes. You'd need her to get up on a footstool or something.
>>43177581>hfw her husbando isn't JRHNBR
>>43177618It's hard being a little pony. It's okay though, if you truly love somepony you'll find ways to make it work.
She's the perfect height for this!
>>43176667das good moar pl0x
>>43175203>*drops a chunk of jello onto her horn*>it gets impaled and jiggles violently, punctuating Twilight's astonished silence
>>43178260She's gonna have to take a bath now, you butt.
>>43178224You're missing an important option
>>43179077You gotta have an arm under that rump to make that position actually comfy for her.
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