I remember reading an article of mothers criticizing Equestria Girls for calling it "too sexy", but I don't recall any news segment on it. Was this actually a thing or am I falling for a meme?
>>43177957Sorry OP, I didn't read a word of your post. I was too busy cumming from the sight of those horses in your pic
>>43177957>nohooves>"too sexy"
>>43177957This? https://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/06/fox-news-red-eye-reports-on-equestria.html
It speaks to the depravity of society that Equestria Girls would be considered sexier than Friendship is Magic.
>>43177957>Red EyeI remember that. It was supposed to be a satirical show, not that it ever was particularly funny, but that point seems to go by whenever people discuss this "report" after only looking at the top screenshot.
>>43178375>It was supposed to be a satirical showIt was a 'joke about the news' show, not really a satire. There was presumably some very unimportant story they decided was worth riffing on, it's not like they made it up out of thin air
>>43178298Does anyone find EQG sexier than FIM?
>>43178384There are people on this very board who feel that way! It's terrifying but it's true.
>>43178375based>>43178389cringe
Woman are always worried about sexy horses stealing their men
>>43178626Her presumption that the stallion or gelding is safer is presumptuous
>>43178626Fuck Kate. I hope she got raped by her mare, if she even had horses.
>>43178643No vergina or big nice eyes so it's safe
>>43178672Big inviting eyes and a hole and this nigga thinks it's safe.
>>43178677Stallions and geldings have small serious eyes
>>43178289That only leads to a dead link though
>>43178626Fucking dumbass Kate you can literally get sick if you do that and if you go to the doctor they'll find out. Literally how 99% of beastiality cases are found.
>>43178873>plapping mare innawoods while its 68° out>get pneumonia and go to hospital>"sir you smell of horse pussy"how does one get caught like this?
>>43179103And just how does the staff know what horse pussy smells like? Sus
>>43179103>>43179217You just know ;^)
>>43178806This one isn’t Equestria Girls but it’s related: https://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/05/yahoo-parenting-ponies-included-in-list.html>The first generation of My Pretty Ponies were plump and rather staid...>Not so in 2013. This sleek and sexy pony looks primed to prance around the stripper pole at the nearest jockey club.For you too >>43177977
>>43178806Never mind I forgot to check wayback machine. The video is archived there: https://web.archive.org/web/20130615224827/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxU3XcbygOg
>>43179103better yet, how did the guy know about what a horse’s vagina smells like, that mandatory to being a medical person
>>43179930Thanks, Anon. This is why we need to keep the Wayback machine. At least I saved this forever now.
