/mlp/ - Did you hear the good news? - Pony

Anonymous

04/14/26(Tue)19:36:50 No.43178021

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Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)19:36:50 No.43178021 Archived

Did you hear the good news?

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)19:42:02 No.43178026

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)19:42:02 No.43178026

>>43178021
yeah jumbo don just snapped the neck of tirek saving all of ponyville and the golden oak library is not burnt

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)19:42:17 No.43178027

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)19:42:17 No.43178027

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Um... no.

Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)19:47:49 No.43178035

Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)19:47:49 No.43178035

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>>43178021
Yeah, 4chan is getting deleted.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)14:36:57 No.43179100

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)14:36:57 No.43179100

>>43178021
Derpy will become a princess?

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:15:18 No.43179147

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:15:18 No.43179147

>>43178021
>... The Equestrian government finally closed the portal to that awful monkey planet.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:19:51 No.43179154

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:19:51 No.43179154

>>43179147
>...after we got all the good ones out, of course!

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:22:07 No.43179155

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:22:07 No.43179155

>>43179154
But... I'm still here.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:23:15 No.43179156

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:23:15 No.43179156

>>43178021
Sorry I'm not interested in your church.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:34:33 No.43179165

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:34:33 No.43179165

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>>43179155

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:38:43 No.43179172

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:38:43 No.43179172

>>43179147
>>43179154
phew good thing they won't know as I'm a pony after entering the portal perfectly and now I am disguising with the ponies in the background walking among cute little ponies ^:)

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:41:14 No.43179177

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:41:14 No.43179177

>>43178021
Yes, the entire Equestria knows my wife Glimmy has finally achieved 12 points on Richter scale with her groundbreaking farts.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:50:25 No.43179189

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:50:25 No.43179189

>>43179172
Bad news, they just invented a spell to find you!

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)15:55:13 No.43179193

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)15:55:13 No.43179193

>>43179189
WHAT THE FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY INVENTED THE FIND EVERY ANON IN EQUESTRIA SPELL! ONLY IF THEY COULD INVENT THE PREVENT S3 FINALE SPELL!

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:03:23 No.43179208

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:03:23 No.43179208

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>>43179177

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:11:48 No.43179219

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:11:48 No.43179219

>>43179193
Who do you think made the spell, silly?

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:22:50 No.43179230

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:22:50 No.43179230

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>>43179219
Was it Joe Biden? I'm sure he knows some forbidden unicorn spells when he's not in a dementia state

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:32:26 No.43179247

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:32:26 No.43179247

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>>43179230

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:35:44 No.43179252

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:35:44 No.43179252

>>43179193
You don't need a spell for that, just slap the book containing the Alicornification Spell out of Twilight's hooves. Then keep doing it every time she tries to pick it up.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:37:02 No.43179254

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:37:02 No.43179254

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>>43179247
It's over... We're in creaturequestria...
>>43179252
who will do that 24/7? She's going to do it when we're all sleepy!

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:45:38 No.43179267

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:45:38 No.43179267

>>43179254
We'll have to do it in shifts. Some Anons time in Equestria will be entirely slapping shit out of Twilight's grasp. Flicking her horn and the like. I think it's a worthy sacrifice though.

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:54:28 No.43179282

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:54:28 No.43179282

>>43179230
>when he's not in a dementia state
Anon...

Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)16:59:47 No.43179289

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)16:59:47 No.43179289

>>43179267
>twilight grumbles and crosses her front hooves
>"I just wanna see what the spell is..."
>the crowd of anons between her and the book shake their heads
>celestia occasionally comes to try and convince them to let twilight read and grow but they're not having it
>the royal guard have been called in a few times but they're mostly ceremonial so they can't break up the protest
>it's so over for equestria

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)01:22:28 No.43180008

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)01:22:28 No.43180008

>>43179230
The dementia state makes his magic more powerful but less controllable by directly channeling chaos energy. Everyone knows this.