>Be me, longtime brony since the 2nd season, been through it all, the show, memes and half the ungodly horrors of this fandom>after a while my sister and I decided to revisit the show/films and content>she gets me this keyring on my 29th amoung other things >months later I get a GF >take her to my place for the first time >She sees my keys for the first time and asked about it*panics>I make up some half assed excuse about it being a prank by my sister >she buys it (or pretends too)But how long before her curiosity leads her to look deeper into this or ask about why there's so much pony porn in my phone gallery ?How fucked am I ?
Gonna be honest bud, if it's a longterm relationship she's gonna figure out you're a freak at some point. You don't gotta dump everything on her right away but you should figure out whether she's the kinda person who's gonna find it funny or the kinda person who finds it gross because I can't imagine you're gonna go cold turkey on pony just for her.
>>43178269Maybe I will just keep it the quiet, like she might discover some of the stuff I an (just a handful of gifs nothing too disturbing) and not find all that outlandish anyway I just would rather not interfere with her perception of me
>>43178257Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>43178257Just say you like MLP you fucking retard. Who the fuck cares. Have literally any confidence at all.
>>43178257super sick blogpost of shit that im totally gonna read bro
>>43178282>I would rather not interfere with her perception of meBro you are literally interfering by trying to hide a part of yourself, and what's more, you got caught! Acting suspicious and hiding something is the worst thing you can do for a long term relationship. Honesty is everything. Better to talk to her about it now and drop the act before you've dug a hole of guilt and shame.
>>43178257Why the fuck do you want to be with someone you have to hide a big personal interest from? Are you retarded?
>>43178257As a fluttershit fan, you were fucked from the start. I think you're going to have to move to the mountains and become a monk.
>>43178257>>months later I get a GF NORMALFAG >>>/out/
>>43178257Based normalGODStay here
>>43178257Your insecurities will shine through eventually when you hide interests, it demonstrates a lack of confidence. I estimate that your relationship will last no longer than 4 months if you try keeping up this charade.
>>43178257Dude, is not a problem if you like or liked girls’s shows.I used to watch and enjoy Sailor moon, Precure, winx , W.I.T.C.H. And i started watching MLP right now despite being a manly man in my 26.When a show is good is good.At best i suggest you to just say you to her that you enjoy it and you think it is a good show that many girls should watch, avoiding to show her the awful part of the fandom (or at least pretend you are not part of it)I’m pretty sure she will have a big different reactions with “ you know, i actually like the pony show, it is cute , well animated and with good lessons” compared to telling her “I FAP MYSELF WITH CARTOON PONIES!”
>>43178257>>43178282Alright lets assume this story is real and not a joke thread. Number one you already fucked up by saying it was a prank when you could've just said you watched it with your sister growing up and you two bonded over it. That keychain would then be nostalgic reminder of happier days. Of course you didn't say that but luckily for you it's easy to come clean. Tell her the partial truth. You lied because you were embarrassed but in reality you enjoyed the show because it allowed you and your sister to get closer as siblings and the keychain is a happy reminder of that. If she has a heart she'll think it's adorable. There done easy and as for the porn for fuck sakes anon just put it on a usb like normal degenerate the hell are you doing putting that on your current phone? At least put it on an old phone you aren't using with a good lock.
>>43178297*me having so much confidence I don't bother mentioning it because I consider it normal behaviour
>>43178332"Honesty is everything"Doubtful, shall I confess everything fucked up thing iv gotten off or things I really think that she wouldn'tagree with, it might not last anyway so that Honesty would be a waste of time It's impossible to tell desu >>43178398Directions unclear, have moved to a volcano and become a monkey
>>43178530>>43178533
>>43178538We've already been together 6, you underestimate my abilities to maintain a charade anon
>>43178257You have a girlfriend?! I'm jealous.
>>43179452I would recommend it, providing shes not a total thorn
>>43178257Think, Anon. What would Applejack do? SHE BELIEVES IN YOU! WE BELIEVE IN YOU! Don't be ashamed of yourself. You have nothing to fear.
I tell girls immediately that I want to roleplay and dress up as my little ponies with them. If they're not into it, we don't entertain eachother as anything and I don't talk to them. At the end of the day, I just want to fuck my favorite ponies.
>>43180615Based as fuck
