Could Twilight not just rip your fucking head off at any time?
>>43182237she could give you severe testicular torsion too
>>43182237Any unicorn could do that, anon. That's why they're usually the psychotic villains!
>>43182237Yes. Maybe think about that when you tell her to watch her weight.
>>43182252It's not my fault she's a fat fucking slob sometimes
>>43182237I'll do that to her first with my unicorn magic before she even notices who dunnit
>>43182237maybe but she is still a nerd
>>43182237They can't even regrow hair lmao I bet a fucking breeze would be enough to topple any of them.
>>43182364Can you regrow a limb you extremely stupid faggot?
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>>43182256Twilight's hayburger infused farts have killed many of Fluttershy's small animals.
>>43182940You forgot your flag again, Glim.
She would never even think to do that because ponies aren't like that. She could pick you up and hold you there for hours at a time though so don't mess with her.
>>43182237No, but Glimmy can.