I jack off to furshit from time to time

>>43183400
I have a regular autistic power fantasy that I mull on daily where I'm an edgy villain in Equestria.

>>43183400
i like homestuck

>>43183400
I think you should confess, OP. It's not Sunday yet but you're asking us to confess instead? You FAG!

I am really not that racist

I don't clop. I jerk off to anime girls instead. I can't get hard when seeing the ponies because they microscopic cloacas. Would still want a blowjob frol a mare, though.

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>>43184080
>because they microscopic cloacas

>>43183400
clopfics are shit and yet I keep reading them because I feel like my imagination is 50 times better than whatever an artist or ai can come up with

>>43184361
just read normal fics then

>>43183423
please please please describe it in detail autistic power fantasies are the best

>>43183400
Fine
I actually like ponies

>>43183400
I don't know

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>>43183400
FoE > FIM

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>>43184080
>he doesn't know that most artists draw massive oversized vaginas and ponuts most of the time

>>43184449
Yes i know. But i don't want that. It's not show accurate. How the fuck am i supposed to get hard if it's not show accurate? I can clearly see they don't have a vagina or a penis so why did you draw that? I can't clop to that. It's would be easier to clop to featureless but that isn't enough for me.

>>43183400
I lost my virginity to a human woman...

>>43184565
I'm not the one complaining about microscopic cloacas

>>43184600
>cloacas
I don't see how anything else could be there. All i can imagine is a cloaca covered by fur or just too small to be seen.

>>43183400
I think Cadance is prettier than Celestia and Luna.

>>43184596
your uncle is not a woman anon

>>43184659
That's not a sin that's just the truth

>>43183400
I think Redd's art is fucking hideous but I find it funny that it's only Vinylfags and Tavifags who post it since they like making their waifus out as trannies.

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>>43184676
>redd's art is fucking hideous
That's not a sin that is also the truth. Not only are all of his drawings the most creatively bankrupt shitter meme redraws but his ponies genuinely look like fucking dogshit

>>43184667
why are you talking about your own experiences here

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>>43184676
>that one time Redd had a meltdown because someone drew his "mare" oc without a cock
>>43184679
What the fuck did he do to Marble?

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>>43184775
>a meltdown because someone drew his "mare" oc without a cock
Kek, he what? Do enlighten us, anon.

>>43184679
What's with the scattered dots all over the body?

>>43184778
https://derpibooru.org/images/3424659
From what I understand of the situation, he cried to Derpi mods to get the tag for his oc removed from this image because there was no cock and balls.

>>43184778
>>43184786
Oh, I forgot to mention that the tag "oc: Number Nine" is straight up banned from the image. You can't add it anymore because of the fit he pitched to the mods.

>>43183400
I make out with my Dashie plush and I can't sleep without hugging her anymore.

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>>43184786
>having a meltie because someone didn't draw your "mare" oc with a cock
PPPPFFFFTTTTTW WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>43184786
God futafags are pathetic

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>>43184377
>Not too long after Nightmare Moon was banished
>Paranoia in Equestria is at an all time high. Some are worried that ponies that practice "unorthodox" magic are Nightmare Moon cultists
>Enter Anon, who falls in with a crowd of ponies who were banished or otherwise shunned from society.
>Naturally, a group of "freaks" in a paranoid society draws ire
>A group of knights claiming to be doing "Celestia's work" slaughters them all
>Anon is thought to be killed, but he's too angry to die
>Cue a long drawn out revenge story that ends with Anon fighting Celestia and losing

>>43183400
I think the actual show is pretty mediocre. It's good, y'know, for a children's show.

>>43183400
the only times i'll jerk off to non-pony is when i'm going psychotic from sitting around doing nothing at work, i mean LITTERALLY no obligations, no computer access but unlimited bathroom access and phone access
the non-pony porn is never very good and i usually am also texting my friends about it through out it, i actually used to take 2 different pony images and have them decide which one was hotter and then i would choose another to compete with the winner of the first match and just kept going

but yeah, imagination is infinitely better, though I take inspiration of course, love JRHNBR, but looking for porn drags the experience out so i can further waste time and pony porn is just not as vast and specific and i'll usually find something decent enough that i'll not waste as much time as i wanted too

>>43184612
>he takes in-show cannon too literally
either super based or mentally limited i can't decide

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>>43183400
I stayed on the "mainstream and safe" side of the fandom since 2012 until 2020, when I started lurking over here.

>>43184937
How do I get a job like this?

>>43184991
i just said job to stay vague so i could focus on the action
but i'm actually going to college and on certain days i have 2 classes but they spaced them literal hours apart so i'm staying 8 hours there for only like 3 hours worth of classes and a fuck load of time in between
only reason i don't sleep in the parking lot is that i have a hard time falling asleep anyways

although i'll give you some insight onto something else, what i'm going to college for is within the medical field and unlike nurses, we get our own little room to work in and during 3rd shift (i'm there because i get an internship through the college) there's literally a dude who brings his PS5 there with a monitor, hooks it up and plays valorant 90% of the time, he explained all the characters and how the games worked to me, cool dude

keep in mind no one else goes into the room besides maybe a cleaning lady, and the cleaning ladies r cool anyways so no worries about getting found out, we get alerts when we need to go do stuff so there's no concern of missing any obligations

but yeah, 3rd shift is peak, it's what I plan on going into, less work load, equal or more pay than day shift

>>43184924
i have autistic fantasies except all mare want to be my mommy and fuck n suck me and i suck on their horse boobs and they feed me lunch

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>>43185003
>jerking off in school
>med school
anon what the fuark

>>43185011
not representative of my moral character
more so the extreme boredom of having nothing to do while also not having access to anything else
even if i didn't jerk off i would still have been occupying that bathroom stall for like 4 hours straight, no good seating spots, it's a dingy fuckin school

>>43185011
It was a semen sample...

>>43185011
i hope my doctor grabs my balls and calls me a healthy stallion one day

>>43185092
>grabs ur balls
there's a lump...

>>43184786
ngl, I appreciate this level of autism. Spice of life and all that.

I have the Faust scat orgy pic saved on my dead PCs hard drive

>>43185559
>the Faust scat orgy pic
that's not a real thing and ur making that up

>>43185559
The fact that I remember exactly which pic you’re talking about, despite not having seen it in over a decade, just goes to show how powerful it truly is.

>>43184786
More people should draw her without cock and balls
Futaniggers must suffer

>>43185559
So she got the picture destroyed but lost her spot on MLP. Truly a Faustian bargain

>>43183425
based