>Can you believe it Anon? >Falling into that vat of radioactive, Equestrian goo didn’t kill you. >Instead it gave you http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random >Now you can become a hero and help defend Equestria from evil, >Of course if you decide to become a villain just know that my friends and I will be forced to stop you.
>>43183770>Scholar magic Okay? Guess you got an associate, Twilight.
>>43183770>Trident Manipulationbrb gonna break Mercy button
>>43183770Well then
>>43183770>Peak Human WisdomGuess I can be like pony Confucius or something
>>43183770>Human Hybrid PhysiologyHow does that even work? I fell into some goo and became half-pony? Or god forbid, I became a b&thro?Anyway, I'm scoring my new name as the Mare-Man
>>43183770>magical warping I am now more powerful than even Discord! Yes! I will create my own town a town of mares! And I will be it's ruler and they will be my disciples and together we will build a big theme park and I will have financial dominance over all Equestria hahaha!>inb4 we'll stop youNuh uh cuz my park will be so good people will vote for their wallet and my mare disciples and my creation which is why they consent soz but I won.
>>43183782That makes you like the sex version of Princess Cadance then. Would you work with her or against her?
>>43183793Sex and love are inexorable in the mind of the righteous
>Peak Human BeautyBye fags off to romance mai waifu
>>43183770>Power Tentacles>The power to possess great physical strength and speed or a unique power or form in one's tentacles. Combination of Tentacle Manifestation and Selective Limb Empowerment. There's only one thing I can do with this power…
>>43183774https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Non-Powered_VulnerabilityCan I get a fucking reroll Twiggles
>Gag immunityI win...
>>43183770>Science attacks Watch out, don't make me angry or i'll summon baking soda volcanoes
>>43183770>Bio-Anti-Thermal IonizationGuess we're freezing the baddies alive and then killing them by breaking the ice they're trapped in.
>>43183814
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Collective_Shadow>The power to be the collective evils of a society/nation. Shit. I'm bringing all of humanity's evil to Equestria.
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Purified_Power_LinkI have no idea wtf any of this even means.
>>43183894Basically the existing parts of your personality to purify things/be pure turns into unique powers you can use. What powers do you get? Depends on how you view purification and how pure you are.
>>43183777>digitsIn a glorious chariot you will bring the Cervidae to heel and help Twilight integrate them into Equestrian Harmony.
>>43183902>MFW basically Gray Knight PurifierOkay I rescind my previous skepticism, this one awesome.>Known users>Mane 6 (My Little Pony series)Oh hey look, they're on here. Sweet, I'll fit right in then.
>>43183770>Teleportation MusicI guess I'll have to learn an instrument.
>>43183949Hey, at least it sounds like fun.
>>43183770>memory erasureI'm sorry
>>43184017What are you sorry for? You haven't done anything as far as I can remember.
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Physical_GodhoodOh ok guess all evil is defeated forever. Who wants to have kinky clone sex like that scene in Watchmen?
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/InfectionCOMPLETE ANONIFCATION SATURATIONYOU SEE TWILIGHT I WONT STOP UNTIL EVERY PONY, STALLION AND MARE LOOK LIKE ANONPONIES.
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Slime_Cutting>"Slime Cutting">try not to make a cum joke>"The user can project goo/slime in a way that allows them to cut through matter from a distance.">try not to make a cum joke>"Limitations: May need a source of slime.">try not to make a cum jokeLooks like I've got the most powerful cum in Equestria.
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bamboo_ProficiencySo my special ability is waving the fucking stick around in a slightly more advanced way. Never fucking lucky.
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Massaging_MasteryHell yeah, I just secured the best job ever.
>Ice SymbiosisChanneling wendigoes? Removing unwanted foreigners? It's ok I suppose.
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pure_HeartDid I just become OP by Equestrian standards?Am I princess tier now?
>>43183770I have awakened my inner Jew
>>43183814https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Snake_SlayerBY OUR POWERS COMBINED
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Toy_Actualization>Toy actualizationI mean it could be pretty useful. They probably have all kinds of pseudo-magical objects to play with and such seeing that Equestria has many monsters and artifacts. The difference is that I can actually use them instead of pretending they have powers.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_CombatI SHALL RULE FROM THE EVERFREE!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Imaginative_Technomagic>Basically the Green Lantern but not restricted to the color greenTime for Armored Pone 6: Fires of Equicon.My choice of machinery: the Golden Dragon, a quadrapedal mech armed with these weapons:>Jet thrusters for flying and hovering>powerful kick with the machine's metallic legs>Iron fist>A red energy* sword that can be overloaded to emit a powerful blast vaporizing everything it touches (only balanced by having limited range)>A shoulder cannon that FIRES ITS LAZOR BWAAAA>A heavy handheld red energy* weapon that can fire either a weak energy beam, a strong energy beam, or a massive, continuous stream of overpowering energy like an elder dragon's fire breath>A massive lightning blast emitted on-command from the mech in all directions, electrocuting everyone within a quarter mile radius of the machine to death* red energy that is made from the souls (or snowpities) of the dead. this energy is so powerful that it never runs out. The machine is powered by this red soul/snowpity energy and can also change its cutie marks.All will fear my death-fueled war machine, which only I control. I will claim the entire world of Equestria for myself, with Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Twilight and all other alicorns serving as provincial governors on my behalf - but not before making them turn me into an immortal alicorn as well, so I can rule forever.All who oppose me will be vaporized by my giant GOLDEN war machine. I will rule Equestria with an iron fist (both figuratively and literally), and I will be harsh but fair - a benevolent dictator.All who refrain from challenging my authority will be left to their own devices as long as they recognize that I am the highest authority and do not oppose me. And for the most part, they will be left alone.I do not care for their criticisms, for it is only words, and words are nothing but pushing air. So freedom of speech will be a privilege that those who submit to me will enjoy (altho they should expect me to respond if they give me any lip).I will also grant them the privilege of privacy, the main reason being that I don't care about what they do in their personal spaces within their homes.murder, vandalism and theft will of course be illegal, because all of Equestria is mine, and to harm a citizen of Equestria will be considered as harm done against me or as a challenge to my authority.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Species_Symbiosis>The user can gain powers by hosting or bonding with their own species, be the other members, hybrids, clones or those with spliced DNA>It can even be a being that is made up of species-based energy or power. Whatever the source of its being, by linking to the entity, the host is able to wield potent power related to their race/species.
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cemetery_Lordshipare there any of those in equestria?
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magical_Shapeshifting>just a changelingthis sucks
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/LeapingI'll be frogman, like spiderman but with jumping instead
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Bullet_Projectionpretty cool but i don't have what it takes to be a villain and i'm not sure if the ponies will be ok with me turning the bad guy into a cloud of gore
>>43184255They have funerals and coffins, so they clearly bury their dead. It's not a stretch to assume they have cemeteries.
>>43183770Ova here strangers. Got something that might interest you heh heh heh. I’ve got a selection of good things on sale strangers. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Merchant
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Expressive_EarsMoving my ears? That's it? That's my special power? Every pony already could do that.
>>43183770>>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_ManipulationI don't get it and it sounds stupid.>>43183891It sounds like an absolute of sorts. I've got your back, somehow, maybe (no refunds it my adjustment makes things worse).
>>43183770Evil will get raped in my presence.
>>43183770>War EmbodimentAm I forever cursed to not have friends Pony and be a villain? I can be reformed like Discord right? I don't want to be Celestia's garden decoration.
>>43183770>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Constellation_ManipulationBFF with moona! Sounds good to me.
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Nowhere-Differentiable_TurningI'm going to be real with you girls. I need Twilight to explain what I can do besides instant turning.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Negativity_Removaloh for fucks sakes
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Calendar_Manipulationi guess i can help celestia and luna or extend christmas forever
>Absolute Life-ForceYes! Equestria, I am your god now!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Omicron_Beingi don't understand this, i guess im just the fucking strong? either way i would be too lazy to be evil or a villain and twilight might get mad if i solve everything that isn't the apocalypse so ill focus on befriending the cute ponies
Rolled 99 (1d100)>Brawling MasteryRemember to roll from 1d100 to see how powerful you are1 being peak human 100 being absolute/god-like
>>43185293>99Holy shit yes! If Equestria turns out to be super peaceful I'll just end up being villain out of boredom but if I get the chance to always get in fights with some crazy evil magic wielders it's gonna super fun to just shock them by overpowering them using only my fists
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_MechaSo pretty much I pilot Tengen Toppa Guren Lagann or Getter Emperor.Ponies will be in awe
>>43183770>Gingerbread Mimicry>The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of gingerbread. >Variation of Dough Mimicry and Food Mimicry. pinkie pie is going to fucking eat me
wtf am I supposed to do with this?
>>43185334Become a vorefag
>>43185322she will just use part of your body for her sweets
>>43185344And anon just regrows his gingerbread mass when it's used. Infinite cookie dough.
>>43185334Join the Legion of SuperHeroes.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>Card ArtsAh hell yeah, hey Twilight check it out, which deck do you think will help? I got Balatro, standard playing cards and.. "The Deck of Many things?" What will this one do? (rolling dice to see what cards I draw rn: )>>43185334unmitigated Vore powers.>>43185293>you've become Anon from Anon's Pie Adventure What a get, cheers anon.
>>43185413Alright evildoer prepa--Donjon. You disappear and become entombed in a state of suspended animation in an extradimensional sphere. Everything you’re wearing and carrying disappears with you except for Artifacts, which stay behind in the space you occupied when you disappeared. You remain imprisoned until you are found and removed from the sphere. You can’t be located by any Divination magic, but a Wish spell can reveal the location of your prison. You draw no more cards.
>>43183770wiki/Siluriform_Physiologycan i just be a catfish and crash at flutters place?not really all than an imperssive hero power after all.
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Social_LuckOh yeah, I think I can work with this
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Culinary_MasteryMe and Pinkie are gonna be BESTIES :D
>>43185525also this shit just feels like a normal (but kinda overtuned) cutie mark ability which is kinda funny
>>43183770https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mental_Disorder_ManipulationThe fuck? Alright, I guess everyone I don't like is now a gay, autistic retard.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>43185293>>43184028Let's see how big of a god I am.
>>43185578>tries to use his powers on any new arrival anon>nothing changes
>>43183770I go from being Anonymous to Anomalous:>Anomalous Event Manipulation>User can manipulate [...] hallucinations, synesthesia, out-of-body experiences, near-death experiences, past lives, alien abductions, anomalous healing, psionics and mystical/religious experiences.I could use these powers to heal, make someone trip, probe into the afterlife, create tulpas, or to drive someone batshit insane via inducing gruesome hallucinations. Might be a power that could have "reformed" Discord in a brainwashy way, but I'm not laying a hand on my sweetheart except to make intercourse feel particularly transcendent.
>>43183770>Time Field ProjectionUse it to plan the perfect dates for mares, obviously
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>43185788Let's (t)roll!
>>43183770>Multiple Lives
